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[Angie comes home to find Ida praying]

Angie:
Hey, I thought you'd be sleepin'. Hey, Ida, what are you doin' up?

Ida:
Praying for the dead.

Angie:
Who died?

Ida:
Someone close.

Angie:
Anyone I know?

Ida:
YOU die!

[knocks him out with a frying pan]

Ida:
Twenty three years of suffering! So go marry an Italian. Stays out all night with some dumb whore. Catholics don't get divorced! Big deal. I died the day I married a goy! Now it's your turn Angie! Roast in Hell!

[starts shoving his head into the oven]

Ida:
I got one left over!

[shoves him inside and turns on the gas]

Ida:
Go meet your Marys and Josephs!

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after escaping Ida's oven]

Angie:
Your mother is a goddamn crazy bitch, Michael!

[Ida throws a meat cleaver from O.S. that hits between Angie's legs]

Angie:
Mother of God-!

[looks down his pants]

Angie:
Thank God she needs glasses!

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Moe:
Hey, It's Michael Corleone! What's you doin' now?

[makes pigeon noises]

Moe:
What's you doin' now?

Michael:
Hey, crazy man! How come you're not down in your basement?

Moe:
Well, I, I came to kill your pigeon, boy.

Michael:
Ah, that's bullshit, Moe, you're probably peekin' down at the ladies.

Moe:
Yeah! My peekin' days long shut down, Michael.

[sadly]

Moe:
I ain't there no more. I just ain't there.

[plays his harmonica]

Michael:
Ah, you're just a crazy nigger, Moe. Just a goddamn crazy nigger.

Moe:
We's all niggers, boy! Ha ha! You an' me, just goddamn crazy niggers! We's all niggers boy. Most of us don't know it yet.

Michael:
[passing a joint to Moe] Hey, listen, you want some of this shit?

Moe:
Even your pigeon's a nigger! Ha ha ha ha ha! That's why I'm gonna kill him.

Michael:
Moe, you ain't gonna do shit!

Moe:
Moe: I just ain't there. Every- Everybody plays like they there, but they ain't there. I ain't there. Your pigeon ain't there! He flies high like he there, but he don't fly 'less you open that cage. And he got to come back 'cause he's trained to! He ain't there.

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

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Ollie:
[pressuring Michael to have sex with a naked girl] Say hello to Rosalyn, Mike.

Rosalyn:
Hiya, Mike. I've heard a lot about you.

Ollie:
She's good, Mike! She's good!

Rosalyn:
Everyone says you're a virgin, Michael.

Michael:
Wait a minute! Don't even believe that! You know, everybody talks, they think they know everything. Well, nobody knows nothing. I mean, do I look like a virgin to you?

[Ollie and his friends laugh]

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

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Michael:
Uh, are you serious about stayin' with me? Cause, I mean, it's really okay with me. I mean, if I could... I could sleep on the floor, and you could... I mean...

Carole:
Listen here, white boy, don't hand me that honky shit. "Stay with you." You ain't got nothin' goin' for you. Damn, man! First you help me get my ass kicked out of a good gig, then, cause you think I need you for a few goddamn minutes, you try to jive-ass me for a quick lay? Now, listen here, boy! [pats her behind, watching it jiggle] As long as Carole got this here good thing, [taps her head] and this here left, ha ha ha! She don't need ANYTHING else unless she wants it, and child, I don't want it.

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Carole shows up at Michael's apartment after being stalked by Shorty]

Carole:
Surprise, Sugar. You're on. What you gonna do about it? I mean, you're on for a few days 'til I hook it up?

Michael:
Uh, yeah, sure, of course. Right on.

Carole:
Right on!

[removing her top and showing her breasts]

Carole:
Sugar, don't you mean right OFF?

[Michael faints]

Carole:
Well, ain't this some shit.

Heavy Traffic  Movie Quote

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Nazi General:
Five years of construction and research, Grigori. Five years! The Führer doesn't look kindly on failure!

Grigori Rasputin:
There will be no failure, General. I promised Herr Hitler a miracle. I'll deliver one! What I do tonight, can never be undone! I will open a portal, and awaken the Ogdru Jahad - the Seven Gods of Chaos! Our enemies shall be destroyed, and from the ashes...a new Eden will arise.

Hellboy  Movie Quote

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Abe Sapien:
Behind this door — a dark entity, evil, ancient, and hungry.

Hellboy:
Oh, well. Let me go in and say "Hi".

Hellboy  Movie Quote

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John Myers:
(About Sammael) What the hell is that thing?!

Hellboy:
Aw, crap! (Peels off a tentacle latched to his arm) Let me go ask.

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hellboy [being hit on the head with a fire extinguisher]:
Hey! I'm on your side!

Train conductor:
Sure! [hits him on the head again]

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Professor Broom:
In medieval stories, there is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart.

John Myers:
Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart.

Abe Sapien:
(who's psychic) Yes, you are.

Professor Broom:
Rasputin is back for him. What I'm asking of you is to have the courage to stand by him when I am gone. He was born a demon; we can't change that. But you will help him, in essence, to become a man.

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Myers:
Miss Sherman? Can I call you Liz? It's a beautiful name.

Liz Sherman:
60 percent of the women in the world are named Liz.

John Myers:
Well, it's impressive by my standards. My name's John. John T. Myers. Dr. Broom asked me to invite you back to the Bureau.

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hellboy:
This is Ivan Klimatovich. Say hi, Ivan.

Ivan Klimatovich:
(In Russian) Go that way, Red Monkey!

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hellboy:
(Carrying the torso of the re-animated corpse over his shoulder) How you doing back there, Ivan?

Ivan Klimatovich:
(In Russian) If I still had legs, I'd kick your ass!

Hellboy:
(To fellow agent) Could you hold this guy for a while? He is so negative.

Hellboy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Professor Broom:
(Talking to John Myers about the history of Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense) 1937: Hitler joins the Thule Society, a group of German aristocrats obsessed with the occult. In 1938, he acquired the spear of Longinus, which pierced the side of Christ. He who holds it becomes invincible. Hitler's power increases tenfold. 1943: President Roosevelt decides to fight back. The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense is born. 1958: the Occult Wars finally come to an end with the death of Adolf Hitler.

John Myers:
(Stops walking for a moment, pausing in thought) 1945, you mean. Hitler died in '45.

Professor Broom:
(Amused) Did he now?

Hellboy  Movie Quote

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[Nuada enters his father's audience chamber and kneels]

Prince Nuada:
[in Gaelic] Father.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] Why? Why have you done this? Why?

Prince Nuada:
To set us free. All of us, Father.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] You have broken an ancient truce between our people and mankind.

Prince Nuada:
A truce based on shame! The humans have forgotten the gods, destroyed the Earth. And for what?! Parking lots, shopping malls! Greed has burned a hole in their hearts that will never be filled; they will NEVER have enough!

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] What humans do is in their nature; to honour the truce is in ours.

Prince Nuada:
Honour? Look at this place. Where is the honour in it? Father, you were once a proud warrior. When did you become their pet? [turns to the crowd] I have returned from exile to wage war and reclaim our land, our birthright. And for that, I will call upon the help of all of my people. And they will answer - the good, the bad...[holds up the crown piece] and the worst. [Balor is horrified, as his hand goes to the crown piece in his armor]

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] The Golden Army! You cannot be that mad!

Prince Nuada:
Perhaps I am. Perhaps they made me so.

Princess Nuala:
[in Gaelic] Awaken the army...but our green fields cannot grow out of all that blood. Let the army sleep. If our days have ended, let us all fade.

Prince Nuada:
We will not fade.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] For the last time, my son, I ask you: is this the path you wish to take?

Prince Nuada:
It is. I'm sorry, Father.

King Balor:
[in Gaelic] Then you leave me no choice. [sighs, looks away] Death! [Balor's guards raise their weapons]

Prince Nuada:
And you, sister, are you at peace with your king's verdict?

Princess Nuala:
I am, my brother. I am.

Prince Nuada:
Then very well. Death it is.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
We came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures. Please...

Kirsty Cotton:
go away and leave me alone!

Pinhead:
Oh, no tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.

Hellraiser  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Ah, no more boxes, Kirsty?

Female Cenobite:
No more teasing, Kirsty, it's time to play.

Pinhead:
Time to play...

Kirsty Cotton:
Wait!

Pinhead:
No more deals child, it is your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining.

Kirsty Cotton:
No deals, just information, just information!

Pinhead:
Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!

[Kirsty hands Pinhead picture of Capt. Spencer]

Pinhead:
What's this?...Someone else you think escaped us, like Frank?

Kirsty Cotton:
He didn't escape, he's you!

Pinhead:
[pauses] Nonsense, I...

Kirsty Cotton:
It is you! You weren't always this way, you were human once. You were all human! Remember your fear, your confusion!

Female Cenobite:
Enough!

Pinhead:
Wait!... I remember...

Hellbound: Hellraiser II  Movie Quote

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Pinhead:
Human dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. You're so ripe Joey, and it's harvest time.

Joey:
[crying] But this isn't fair! You can't!

Pinhead:
Save your tears. I'll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper.

Joey:
You bastard! You invaded my mind!

Pinhead:
You think your nighttime world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened.

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Just give me the box and I'll free you from the future.

Joey:
Free yourself from the past.

Pinhead:
[shouting] Don't debate with me, girl! Just come here and die while you still have the option of doing it quickly!

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Priest:
Demons aren't real. They're parables, metaphors.

Joey:
[as the doors open and Pinhead enters] Then what the fuck is that?

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Security Guard 1:
Don't make us put some pain on you!

Pinhead:
Pain? How dare you use that word?

Security Guard 2:
He's got... pins in his head.

Pinhead:
What you think of as pain is only a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain.

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinhead:
Temptation is illusion. But the time for trickery is past. In this game, we show ourselves as we really are.

Angelique:
And what is that?

Pinhead:
The beauty of suffering.

Angelique:
You are no different from that beast who sucks the bones you throw to it!

Pinhead:
[as he hooks into her flesh] And you, Princess? What are you?

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Parker is surveying the scrap of the robot used to open the Lament Configuration]

Parker:
What the hell is this?

Pinhead:
The remnants of a most unsatisfying victim. Still... you're here to change all that... aren't you?

Hellraiser: Bloodline  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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