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[Using a Polyjuice Potion, Harry and Ron are now disguised as Goyle and Crabbe as they leave the 2nd floor girls' bathroom]

Harry Potter [as Gregory Goyle]:
I think the Slytherin common room's this way.

Ron Weasley [as Vincent Crabbe]:
Okay.

[Percy Weasley spots them]

Percy Weasley:
Excuse me!

Ron Weasley [as Vincent Crabbe]:
What are you doing dow– [Harry hits him; Ron clears his throat and speaks more authoritatively] I mean, What are you doing down here?

Percy Weasley:
I happen to be a school Prefect. You, on the other hand, have no business wandering the corridors this time of night. What's your names again?

[Harry and Ron look at each other uncertainly]

Ron Weasley [as Vincent Crabbe]:
Uh...

Harry Potter [as Gregory Goyle]:
I'm...

Draco Malfoy:
[Rounding a corner] Crabbe! Goyle! Where have you two been? Pigging out in the Great Hall all this time? [looks oddly at Harry, who is still wearing his glasses Why are you wearing glasses?

Harry Potter [as Gregory Goyle]:
[Quickly removes his glasses] Um... Um... reading.

Draco Malfoy:
Reading? [Harry nods] I didn't know you could read. [Turns to Percy] And what are you doing down here, Weasley?

Percy Weasley:
Mind your attitude, Malfoy.

[Draco just smirks and walks off; Harry and Ron follow him to the Slytherin common room.]

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Draco Malfoy:
You'd never know the Weasleys were purebloods, the way they behave. They're an embarrassment to the wizarding world – all of them! [Ron (disguised as Crabbe) clenches his fist angrily] What's wrong with you, Crabbe?

Ron:
[gets nudged by Harry (disguised as Goyle)] Ahem... stomachache.

Draco Malfoy:
You know, I'm surprised that the Daily Prophet hasn't done a report on all these attacks. I suppose Dumbledore is trying to hush it all up. Father always said Dumbledore was the worst thing that ever happened to this place.

Harry:
You're wrong!

Draco Malfoy:
[sternly] What? You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore? ["Goyle" doesn't reply] Well? Do you?

Harry:
[gulps] Harry Potter?

[Draco sits back on the couch, considering this]

Draco Malfoy:
Good one, Goyle. You're absolutely right. Saint Potter. And people actually think that he's the Heir of Slytherin?

Harry:
Well, then, you must have some idea who's behind it all.

Draco Malfoy:
You know I don't, Goyle. I told you yesterday. How many times do I have to tell you? [picks up the package and shakes it] Is this yours? [Harry shakes his head] But, my father did say this: It's been 50 years since the Chamber was opened. He wouldn't tell me who opened it, only they were expelled. The last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So, it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me... I hope it's Granger. [Ron tries to rush at him, but Harry stops him] What's the matter with you two? You're acting very... odd.

Harry:
It's his... stomachache.

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[Harry and Ron find Myrtle crying after flooding the girls' bathroom]

Myrtle:
Come to throw something else at me?

Harry:
Why would I throw something at you?

Myrtle:
Don't ask me. Here I am, minding my own business, and someone thinks it's funny to throw a book at me.

Ron:
But it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean, it'd just go right through you.

Myrtle:
[flies down at him furiously] SURE! Let's all throw books at Myrtle, because she can't feel it! Ten points if you get it through her stomach! [punches through Ron's] Fifty points if it goes through her HEAD! [punches through his]

Harry:
But who threw it at you, anyway?

Myrtle:
[more calmly] I don't know, I didn't see them. I was just sitting in the U-bend, thinking about death, [sighs] and it fell through the top of my head. Mm-hmm! [nods and floats away, sobbing]

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Harry:
It was Hagrid. Hagrid opened the Chamber if Secrets 50 years ago.

Hermoine:
It can't be Hagrid. It just can't be.

Ron:
We don't even know this Tom Riddle. He sounds like a dirty rotten snitch to me.

Harry:
The monster had killed somebody, Ron. What would any of us have done?

Hermione:
Look, Hagrid is our friend, so why don't we just go and ask him?

Ron:
[Sarcastically] That will be a cheerful visit. "Hello, Hagrid. Tell us, have you sent anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"

Hagrid:
[Appears from behind] Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now are ya?

Harry, Ron, and Hermione:
No!

'Harry:
[notices the canister of liquid Hagrid is carrying] What's that you've got, Hagrid?

Hagrid:
Oh, it's, uh, flesh-eating slug repellent. For the mandrakes, you know. Now, according to Professor Sprout, they’ve still got a bit of growing to do. But, once their acne’s been cleared up, we’ll be able to chop them and stew them, and then we’ll get those people down at the hospital un-petrified. In the meantime, though, you three... had best be looking after yourselves, all right? [turns and walks back where he came from; Neville starts running from in the direction Hagrid’s going] Hello, Neville.

Neville:
Harry, I don't know who did it, but you'd better come! Come on!

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(Hagrid is being arrested)

Hagrid:
[knowing that Harry and Ron are inside the hut, in the invisibility cloak] If... um... If anybody was looking for some stuff, then all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders. Yep. That would leave them right. That's all I have to say. Oh, and someone will need to feed Fang while I'm away.

Cornelius Fudge:
[to Fang] Good boy. [He, Hagrid and Lucius Malfoy leave. Harry and Ron remove the cloak of invisibility]

Ron:
Hagrid's right. With Dumbledore gone, there'll be an attack a day.

Harry:
Look. [sees a trail of spiders on Hagrid's window] Come on. [grabs a lantern] Come on, Fang. Come on.

Ron:
What?

Harry:
You heard what Hagrid said. "Follow the spiders."

Ron:
They're heading to the Dark Forest! [Harry ignores him] Why spiders?! Why couldn't be "follow the butterflies"?! [follows Harry out the door]

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Aragog:
Who is it?

Harry:
[to a terrified Ron] Don't panic.

Aragog:
Hagrid? Is that you?

Harry:
We're friends of Hagrid. [A colossal, tarantula-like spider emerges] You... You're Aragog, aren't you?

Aragog:
Yes. Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before.

Harry:
Well, he's in trouble. Up at the school, there have been attacks. They think it's Hagrid. They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before.

Aragog:
That's a lie! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets.

Harry:
Then you're not the monster?

Aragog:
No. The monster was born in the castle. I came to Hagrid from a distant land, in the pocket of a traveler.

Ron:
[noticing other giant spiders around them; whimpering] Harry...

Harry:
Shush. [to Aragog] Well, if you're not the monster, then what did kill that girl 50 years ago?

Aragog:
We do not speak of it! It is an ancient creature that we spiders fear above all others.

Harry:
But have you seen it?

Aragog:
I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me. The girl was discovered in a bathroom. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here.

Ron:
[sounding like he's about to cry] Harry?

Harry:
[irritated] What?! [Ron points upwards in terror – giant spiders descend and surround them] [to Aragog] Well... thank you. We'll just go.

Aragog:
Go? I think not. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst. Goodbye, friends of Hagrid.

Ron:
[to Harry] Can we panic now? [the spiders move in for the attack] Know any spells?

Harry:
One – but it's not powerful enough for all of them.

Ron:
Where's Hermione when you need her?

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Harry:
[reads the paper from the book taken by Hermione] "Of the many fearsome beasts that roam our land, none is more deadly than the basilisk. Capable of living for hundreds of years, instant death awaits any who meet this giant serpent's eye. Spiders flee before it." Ron, this is it. The monster in the Chamber of Secrets is a basilisk. That's why I can hear it speak. It's a snake.

Ron:
But if it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?

Harry:
Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly, at least. Colin saw it through his camera. Justin– Justin must have seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick. Nick got the full blast of it. But he's a ghost, he couldn't die again. And Hermione had the mirror. I bet you she was using it to look around corners in case it came along.

Ron:
And Mrs. Norris? I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror, Harry.

Harry:
The water. There was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisk's reflection. [reads again] "Spiders flee before it." It all fits!

Ron:
But how's a basilisk been getting around? A dirty, great snake. Someone would have seen it.

Harry:
Hermione's answered that too.

[Harry and Ron read the last word on paper]

Ron:
"Pipes?" It's using the plumbing!

Harry:
Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago? She died in a bathroom? What if she never left?

Ron:
Moaning Myrtle.

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Minerva McGonagall:
As you can see, the Heir of Slytherin has left another message. Our worst fear has been realized. A student has been taken by the monster into the Chamber itself! The students must be sent home. I'm afraid this is the end of Hogwarts.

Lockhart:
[entering] So sorry. Dozed off. What have I missed?

Snape:
A girl has been snatched by the monster, Lockhart. Your moment has come at last.

Lockhart:
My moment?

Snape:
Weren't you saying just last night that you've known all along where the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is?

[Lockhart doesn't answer]

Minerva McGonagall:
That's settled. We'll leave you to deal with the monster, Gilderoy. Your skills, after all, are legend.

Lockhart:
Very well. I'll just be in my office getting... getting ready.

Poppy Pomfrey:
Who is it that the monster's taken, Minerva?

Minerva McGonagall:
Ginny Weasley.

[Harry and Ron are shocked and read the message written in blood on the wall]

Ron:
[reads it] "Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever". Ginny...

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[Harry and Ron catch Lockhart packing some trunks for a hasty retreat]

Harry:
Are you going somewhere?

Lockhart:
[nervously] Um, well, yes. Urgent call, unavoidable. Got to go...

Ron:
What about my sister?!

Lockhart:
Well, as to that - most unfortunate. No one regrets more than I...

Ron:
You're the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher! You can't go now!

Lockhart:
I must say, when I took the job, nothing in the job description--

Harry:
You're running away, after all that stuff you did in your books?!

Lockhart:
Books can be misleading.

Harry:
You wrote them!

Lockhart:
My dear boy, do use your common sense! My books wouldn't have sold half as well if people didn't think I'd done all those things!

Harry:
[realizing, outraged] You're a FRAUD. You've just been taking credit for what other wizards have done!

Ron:
Is there anything you can do?

Lockhart:
Yes, now you mention it. I'm rather gifted with Memory Charms. Otherwise, you see, all those wizards would have gone blabbing, and I'd never have sold another book. And now, I'm afraid I'll have to do the same to you--

[He grabs his wand, only to have Harry and Ron already aiming theirs at him]

Harry:
Don't even think about it.

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Harry:
It's a snake skin.

Ron:
Bloody hell. Whoever shed this must be 60 feet long, or more. [Lockhart pretends to pass out. Ron notices.] Heart of a lion, this one.

Lockhart:
[jumps up and grabs Ron's wand; aims the wand at Harry, then at Ron, then at Harry again] The adventure ends here, boys. But don't fret. [Points it at Ron] The world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl. How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body. So... [Aims it at Harry] You first, Mr. Potter. Say goodbye... to your memories. Obliviate!

[Lockhart is blasted into the ceiling by the spell, having used Ron's broken wand for the job, causing a cave-in that separates Harry from him and Ron.]

Ron:
Harry?! Harry!

Harry:
Ron! Ron, are you okay?

Ron:
I'm fine.

Gilderoy Lockhart:
[sits up and grins at Ron] Hello. Who are you?

Ron:
Uh, Ron Weasley.

Gilderoy Lockhart:
Really? And, um, who-who am I?

Ron:
[to Harry] Lockhart's Memory Charm backfired! He hasn't got a clue who he is!

Gilderoy Lockhart:
[picks up a rock] It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? Do you live here?

Ron:
[takes the rock from Lockhart] No.

Gilderoy Lockhart:
Really?

[Ron hits Lockhart on the head with the rock, knocking him out.]

Ron:
What do I do now?

Harry:
You wait here and try to shift some of this rock so we can get back through. I'll go on and find Ginny.

Ron:
Okay.

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[Harry has just entered the Chamber of Secrets. He see Ginny Weasley lying motionless at the end of the chamber.]

Harry:
Ginny. [Runs to her] Ginny. Ginny. Please don't be dead. Wake up. Wake up!

Tom Riddle:
[suddenly appears out of nowhere] She won't wake.

Harry:
Tom? Tom Riddle? What do you mean she won't wake? She's not...?

Tom Riddle:
She's still alive, but only just.

Harry:
Are you a ghost?

Tom Riddle:
A memory, preserved in a diary for fifty years.

Harry:
[touches her hand] She's cold as ice. Ginny, please don't be dead. Wake up. [Tom picks up Harry's wand] You've got to help me, Tom. There's a basilisk--

Tom Riddle:
It won't come until it's called.

Harry:
Give me my wand, Tom.

Tom Riddle:
You won't be needing it.

Harry:
Listen, we've got to go, we've got to save her!

Tom Riddle:
I'm afraid I can't do that. You see, as poor Ginny grows weaker... I grow stronger. Yes, Harry. It was Ginny Weasley who opened the Chamber of Secrets.

Harry:
No. She couldn't. I mean, she wouldn't!

Tom Riddle:
It was Ginny who set the basilisk on the mudbloods and Filch's cat. [flashback of Ginny watching the Chamber's entrance in the toilets open] It was Ginny who wrote the threatening messages on the walls. [flashback of Ginny writing the massages]

Harry:
But why?

Tom Riddle:
Because I told her to. You'll find I can be very... persuasive. Not that she knew what she was doing. She was in, shall we say, a kind of trance. Still, the power of the diary began to scare her, and she tried to dispose of it in the girl's bathroom. [flashback of Ginny running into a toilet cubicle and throwing the diary into the toilet] And then who should find it... but you? The very person I was most anxious to meet.

Harry:
And why did you want to meet me?

Tom Riddle:
I knew I had to talk to you, meet you if I could. So I decided to show you my capture of that brainless oaf, Hagrid, to gain your trust.

Harry:
[angrily] Hagrid's my friend! And you framed him, didn't you?

Tom Riddle:
It was my word against Hagrid's. Only Dumbledore seemed to think he was innocent.

Harry:
[smiling] I bet Dumbledore saw right through you.

Tom Riddle:
He certainly kept an annoyingly close watch on me after that. I knew it wouldn't be safe to open the Chamber again while I was still at school, so I decided to leave behind a diary – preserving my sixteen year-old self in its pages so that one day, I would be able to lead another to finish Salazar Slytherin's noble work.

Harry:
Well, you haven't finished it this time. In a few hours, the mandrake draught will be ready and everyone who was petrified will be all right again.

Tom Riddle:
Haven't I told you? Killing mudbloods doesn't matter to me anymore. For many months now, my new target... has been you. How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape, with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?

Harry:
Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time.

Tom Riddle:
Voldemort... is my past, present, and future. [uses Harry's wand to write his full name in midair: TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE. He slashes the wand and the letters rearrange to become I AM LORD VOLDEMORT, before they fade]

Harry:
[stunned] You. You're the heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.

Tom Riddle:
Surely, you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No. I fashioned myself a new name. A name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Harry:
Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!

Tom Riddle:
Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!

Harry:
He'll never be gone! Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him! [Fawkes suddenly enters the chamber] Fawkes? [Fawkes drops the Sorting Hat to Harry and leaves]

Tom Riddle:
So... this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender: a songbird and an old hat. [turns to the statue of Salazar Slytherin and speaks in Parseltongue] Speak to me, Slytherin, greatest of the Hogwarts Four. [The statue's mouth begins to open] Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort, Heir of Slytherin, against the famous Harry Potter. [The basilisk's snout emerges from the mouth; Harry turns and runs as the creature fully emerges] [in Parseltongue] Kill him! [to Harry] Parseltongue won't save you now, Potter! It only obeys me!

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Lucius Malfoy:
The culprit has been identified, I presume?

Albus Dumbledore:
Oh, yes.

Lucius Malfoy:
And...? Who was it?

Albus Dumbledore:
[after exchanging a look with Harry] Voldemort.

Lucius Malfoy:
Ah.

Albus Dumbledore:
Only this time, he chose to act through somebody else... by means of this. [He reveals Tom Riddle's diary – which Lucius had slipped into Ginny's cauldron. Dobby tugs Harry's sleeve uneasily and looks over at Lucius.]

Lucius:
I see.

Dumbledore:
Fortunately, our young Mr. Potter discovered it. One hopes that no more of Voldemort's old school things should find their way into innocent hands. The consequences for the one responsible would be... severe.

Lucius Malfoy:
Well... let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.

Harry:
Don't worry. I will be.

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Harry:
Mr. Malfoy. Mr. Malfoy! [Lucius turns around] I have something of yours. [Hands him the diary]

Lucius Malfoy:
Mine? I don't know what you're talking about.

Harry:
Oh, I think you do, sir. I think you slipped the diary into Ginny Weasley's cauldron, that day at Diagon Alley.

Lucius Malfoy:
You do, do you? [Hands the diary to Dobby] Well...[Whispers] why don't you prove it? [Harry doesn't answer because he just did] Come, Dobby.

Harry:
[Whispers to Dobby] Open it.

[Dobby opens Tom Riddle's Diary to find a folded sock inside.]

Lucius Malfoy:
Dobby?

Dobby:
Master has given Dobby a sock.

Lucius Malfoy:
What? [Turns around] I didn't give–

Dobby:
[Holding the sock in delight] Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!

[Harry pulls up his pant leg, revealing it was his sock]

Lucius Malfoy:
[Furious] You lost me my SERVANT! [Pulls his wand from his cane and aims it directly at Harry. Dobby then stands in his way]

Dobby:
You shall not harm Harry Potter!

Lucius Malfoy:
[About to curse Harry] Avada– [Dobby blasts him backwards across the hall; Lucius stands] Your parents were meddlesome fools, too. Mark my words, Potter. One day soon, you're going to meet the same, sticky end. [Leaves]

Dobby:
Harry Potter freed Dobby. How can Dobby ever repay him?

Harry:
Just promise me something.

Dobby:
Anything, sir.

Harry:
Never try to save my life again.

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Aunt Marge:
Do they use the cane at St. Brutus', boy?

Harry:
[catching Uncle Vernon's eye; sarcastically] Oh yeah, yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.

Aunt Marge:
Excellent. I won't hear any of this namby-pamby, wishy-washy nonsense about not beating someone when they deserve it. You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out, Vernon. It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out. What is it that the boy's father did, Petunia?

Petunia:
Oh, nothing. He didn't work. He was unemployed.

Aunt Marge:
And a drunk too, no doubt?

Harry:
[irritated] That's a lie!

Aunt Marge:
What did you say?

Harry:
[getting angry] My dad wasn't a drunk!

[The glass Aunt Marge is holding suddenly breaks, causing the Dursleys to yelp]

Aunt Marge:
[notices what just happened] Oh, don't worry. Don't fuss, Petunia. I have a very firm grip.

Uncle Vernon:
[sternly to Harry] I think it's time you went to bed.

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Aunt Marge:
Actually, it's nothing to do with the father, it has to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup.

Harry:
[yelling angrily at Aunt Marge with a snap] SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!

Aunt Marge:
Mm. Right! Let me tell you... y-y-- [Her finger starts to inflate.]

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[A short time later, Harry is about to leave the house shortly after inflating Aunt Marge for insulting his parents and she flew away]

Uncle Vernon:
[angrily, shouting at the top of his lungs at Harry] You bring her back!! You bring her back now, you put her right!

Harry:
No! She deserved what she got! [Uncle Vernon furiously tries to grab Harry with a savage yell, but Harry stands up to him with his wand] Keep away from me.

Uncle Vernon:
You're not allowed to do magic outside school.

Harry:
Yeah? Try me.

Uncle Vernon:
They won't let you back now. You have nowhere to go.

Harry:
I don't care. Anywhere's better than here. [angrily leaves the house and storms off]

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Fred:
You're not flashing that clipping about again, are you Ron?

Ron:
I haven't shown anyone!

George:
No, not a soul!

Fred:
Not unless you count Tom...

George:
The day maid...

Fred:
The night maid...

George:
That bloke came to who fix the toilet...

Fred:
And that wizard from Belgium!

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The Fat Lady:
[In a painting; she sings while holding a glass] Ah ah ah ahhh!

Harry:
Fortuna Major.

The Fat Lady:
No, wait, wait! [Sings in a higher pitch] Ah ah ah ahhh!

Harry:
[Irritated] Fortuna Major.

The Fat Lady:
No, no, no! Wait, wait! Watch this! [Screams] Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! [The Fat Lady surreptitiously looks around to make sure nobody's watching, then smashes the glass on a pillar in the painting] Oh, amazing! Just with my voice!

Harry:
[Impatient] Fortuna Major!

The Fat Lady:
[Petulant] Yes, all right, all right, you can go in.

[The door behind her opens to let the students in.]

Harry:
[Exasperated] Thank you!

The Fat Lady:
Plebs.

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[Harry's lying in the hospital wing, unconscious, after getting injured during a Quidditch game.]

Ron:
He looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?

George:
Peaky?

Fred:
What do you expect? He fell over 100 feet.

George:
Yeah, Ron. Let's walk you off the top of the Astronomy tower.

Fred:
And see what you look like.

Harry:
[coming to] Probably a right sight better than he normally does.

George:
Gave us a right good scare there, mate.

Hermione:
Harry, are you all right?

Harry:
[jokingly] Brilliant. [serious again] What happened?

Ron:
Well, you fell off your broom.

Harry:
[sarcastically] Oh, really? I meant the match. Who won?

Hermione:
Um... no one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't supposed to come inside the grounds. Dumbledore was furious. As soon as he saved you, he sent them straight off.

Ron:
There's um... something else you should know about, too, Harry. When you fell, your broom, it sort of blew into the Whomping Willow and... [Holds up what's left of the destroyed handle of Harry's Nimbus 2000] ...Well.

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Harry:
[looking at the Marauder's Map for the first time] Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... no. Is that really...?

Fred:
Dumbledore...

George:
In his study....

Fred:
Pacing...

George:
Does that a lot.

Harry:
So this map shows...

Fred:
Everyone.

Harry:
Everyone?

George:
Everyone.

Fred:
Where they are...

George:
...what they're doing...

Fred:
...every minute...

George:
...of every day!

Harry:
Brilliant!

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[Professor Snape has caught Harry in a hallway.]

Professor Snape:
Potter. What are you doing wandering the corridors at night?

Harry:
I was sleepwalking.

Snape:
How extraordinarily like your father, you are, Potter. He too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.

Harry:
[irritated] My dad didn't strut. And nor do I. Now if you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you would lower your wand.

Snape:
[Lowers his wand, level with the pocket on the hooded sweater Harry is wearing] Turn out your pockets. [Harry just stands there] [sternly] Turn out your pockets. [Harry takes out the Marauder's Map] What's this?

Harry:
Spare bit of parchment.

Snape:
Really? Open it. [Harry opens the map; Snape puts his wand on the map] Reveal your secrets. [To Harry, as the logo seems to appear] Read it.

Harry:
[reading the map's text] "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs... offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."

Snape:
Go on.

Harry:
[still reading, amused] "...and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape:
Why you insolent, little--!

Professor Lupin:
[approaching Snape from the back] Professor.

Snape:
Well, well. Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we?

Lupin:
[to Harry] Harry, are you all right?

Snape:
That remains to be seen. [takes the Marauder's Map] I have just now confiscated a rather curious artifact from Mr. Potter. Take a look, Lupin. Supposed to be your area of expertise. Clearly, it's full of Dark Magic.

Lupin:
I seriously doubt it, Severus. It looks to me as though it's merely a parchment designed to insult anyone who tries to read it. [chuckles] I suspect it's a Zonko product. Nevertheless, I shall investigate any hidden qualities it may possess. It is, after all, as you say, my area of expertise. [to Harry] Harry, would you come with me, please. [to Professor Snape] Professor, good night.

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[Hermione sees Malfoy laughing about Buckbeak, Hagrid's hippogriff, being executed that night.]

Draco Malfoy:
[to Crabbe and Pike] Father said I could have the hippogriff's head. Maybe I'll donate it to the Gryffindor Common Room.

Crabbe:
Look who's here.

Draco Malfoy:
Ah! Come to see the show?

Hermione:
[furiously] You! You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach! [holds Malfoy at wandpoint]

Ron:
Hermione, no! He's not worth it!

[Hermione relaxes and takes her wand away from Malfoy, but almost immediately punches him in the face. He and his gang run off, panicking.]

Hermione:
That felt good.

Ron:
[impressed] Not good. Brilliant!

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Lupin:
Severus, don't be a fool.

Sirius:
He can't help it Remus, it's habit by now.

Lupin:
Sirius, be quiet.

Sirius:
Be quiet yourself, Remus!

Snape:
Oh listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple.

Sirius:
Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?

Snape:
[puts wand on Sirius' throat] I could do it, you know? But why deny the Dementors, when they're so longing to see you? Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah yes, a Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best!

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Harry:
Tell me about Peter Pettigrew.

Lupin:
He was at school with us. We thought he was our friend.

Harry:
No. Pettigrew's dead. [to Sirius] You killed him!

Lupin:
No he didn't. I thought so too until you mention seeing Pettigrew on the map.

Harry:
The map was lying, then.

Sirius:
The map never lies! Pettigrew's alive! And he's [points to Scabbers] right there!

Ron:
Me?! He's mental!

Sirius:
Not you! You're rat!

Ron:
Scabbers has been in my family for...

Sirius:
Twelve years? Curiously long life for a common garden rat! He's missing a toe, isn't he?

Ron:
So what?!

Harry:
All they could find left of Pettigrew was his...

Sirius:
Finger! But then the dirty coward cut it off so that everyone would think he was dead! And then he transformed into a rat!

Harry:
Show me. [Sirius tries to take the rat from Ron, but Ron holds onto it] Give it to him, Ron.

Ron:
What are you trying do to him? [Sirius finally gets a hold of the rat] Scabbers! Leave him alone! [tries to run toward Sirius, but Hermione holds him back] Get off him! What are you doing? Scabbers!

[Sirius drops the rat, which runs while Sirius finally transforms it into Peter Pettigrew; he and Remus pull him out of the hole, Ron has a shocked look on his face]

Peter Pettigrew:
[realizes he's not a rat anymore] Remus? S-Sirius? My old friends! [runs toward the door, but Lupin and Sirius block him] Harry. Look at you. [walks toward Harry] You look so much like your father. Like James! We were the best of friends...

Sirius:
How dare you speak to Harry?! [Pettigrew scowls and runs away from Sirius] How dare you talk about James in front of him?!

Lupin:
You sold James and Lily to Voldemort, didn't you?!

Pettigrew:
I didn't mean to! The Dark Lord. You have no idea the weapons he possesses! Ask yourself, Sirius! What would you've done? What would you've done?

Sirius:
I would have died! [Pettigrew crawls under piano] I would have died rather than betray my friends!

Pettigrew:
[runs over to Harry, whispering to him] Harry, James wouldn't have wanted me killed! Your dad... your dad would have spared me! He would shown me mercy...!

[Lupin and Sirius yank him off Harry]

Sirius:
Should've realized, Peter, that if Voldemort didn't kill you, then we would! [he and Lupin pull out their wands and point them and Pettigrew] Together!

Harry:
No!

Lupin:
Harry, this man is...

Harry:
I know what he is. But we'll take him up to the castle.

Pettigrew:
Bless you, boy! Bless you!

[kneels to Harry]

Harry:
Get off! I said we'll take you to the castle. After that, the dementors can have you.

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