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Paul: [To washerwoman] Do you know Clang? Washerwoman: I'm his mother, and he's a good boy! – Help! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[John is having a bowl of soup] John: What's this? [Pulling out a slip of paper] Ringo: It's a season ticket. What did you think? John: Oh, I like a lot of seasoning in my soup. – Help! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ringo: The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings. John: Did you want them to? Ringo: No. I used to put it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings. – Help! Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gloria: So Boys... [Mumble looks at Gloria] Erik: Mommy! Mumble: Gloria. Gloria: Where's my hug? [Erik and Mumble hugs Gloria] Oh, my babies. Bryan: Come On Nippers, Let's get youse home. Mumble: Hey, Bryan! [Mumble looks at Bryan and the Pups] Cheers. Bryan: No worries, penguin. no worries. [Erik watches Bryan and the Pups leave, He smiles] Mumble: Yeah. No worries. [Mumble and Gloria hugs Erik as the film irises out] – Happy Feet Two Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Last lines, Sven is now in the looney tunes ending logo] The Mighty Sven: [last line of the film; to the audience] Ja, The Svened. – Happy Feet Two Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Chubbs: Golf's no different from hockey. It requires talent and self discipline. Happy: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant, probably a great golfer, huge ass. Chubbs: Hey, I'll bet your neighbor the accountant can't drive the ball 400 yards. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot to get on the Pro Tour! Happy: And how would I do that? Chubbs: You win the Open tomorrow, and you're automatically on the Pro Tour. Then who knows, maybe you'll win the Tour Championship. Get that gold jacket that I never got. Happy: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit? – Happy Gilmore Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? McGavin: No. – Happy Gilmore Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[McGavin takes a shot] Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter? McGavin: That's not possible, sir. Mr. Larson: I beg to differ, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. McGavin: (turning round and seeing Mr. Larson) Well, moron, good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!! – Happy Gilmore Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Announcer: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead last. Barker: I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar. Happy: You better relax, Bob. Barker: There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf. Happy: All right. Let's go! [he punches Barker in the face] Happy: You like that, old man?! You want a piece of me?! Barker: [shakes his head as he get up from the ground] I don't want a piece of you. I want the whole THING! [he repeatedly punches Happy vigorously until he hits the water] Happy: [angrily emerges from the water] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! [he and Barker continue fighting, and they roll down the hill, until Happy conks Barker in the head and gets back on his feet] Man from behind: [cheers Happy on] Happy! Happy: The Price is wrong, bitch! [Barker suddenly chokes Happy and punches him 3 times] Barker: I think you've had enough. [Happy tries to get back up again] Barker: No? [he kicks Happy in the face once more] Barker: Now you've had enough. [sets off, then turns back to Happy] Bitch. – Happy Gilmore Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mover: You hit that guy! Happy: He shouldn't have been standing there. – Happy Gilmore Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jeff Kohlver: Those letters are mine. Hayley Stark: Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home. – Hard Candy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jeff Kohlver: [shakes his head weakly as he awakes from a drug induced stupor] Why, uhh, why do I get, tied up first if, if this is how we're gonna play? Hayley Stark: Jeff, play time is over... Now it's time to wake up. – Hard Candy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jeff Kohlver: [while tied to a chair] Look, look. I've been lonely, okay? And that makes me stupid, but I am not a pedophile. Look, this is some horrible mistake. Just untie me now and we'll forget this whole thing ever happened. Just untie me now! Hayley Stark: Okay, well you know what? I am not lonely and therefore not stupid. I untie you, you might understandably be a little peeved. So when I am ready to go, I'll call a cab and call another one to let you loose. Jeff Kohlver: And when will that be? Hayley Stark: I'm not sure yet. – Hard Candy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jeff Kohlver: You've been stalking me? Hayley Stark: Ok, ok, let's get something straight. YOU have been stalking me. I went into different chat rooms with different nicknames and you would get to know each one. And as soon as you found out they were any bit older than me you would just drop them like that. You took your time sniffing out someone my age. Jeff Kohlver: I didn't talk to the others because they were boring. You and I connected. Hayley Stark: [nodding sarcastically] Right. Jeff Kohlver: Oh, come on, you think I faked all that? Hayley Stark: You know, actually, it's kinda funny. Because every time I would mention some obscure singer or band, you knew so much about them. But not right away, it was like a few minutes later. Maybe enough time to look them up on the web? Jeff, you used the same phrases about Goldfrapp as they do on Amazon.com. Busted! Oh and by the way, I fucking hate Goldfrapp. – Hard Candy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Poe: Well, if it ain't my good friend Boudreaux. I thought you was gonna catha a ship. Boudreaux: Maybe I'll stick around to run for mayor. Natasha Binder: We're looking for someone who worked for you. The man's name is Douglas Binder. Mr. Poe: I never heard of him. Boudreaux: I think he know you. Natasha Binder: Did he work for you, sir? Mr. Poe: Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I'm not too good with names. Natrasha Binder: I have a photograph. Boudreaux: What Mr. Poe trying to say, he is not too good with faces. Right? Pick van Cleaf: Hello, Randal. I didn't know you had company. Boudreaux: We were just leaving. – Hard Target Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Boudreaux: It's always nice to see you. Det. Marie Mitchell: You seem to have a real talent, Mr. Boudreaux, for attracting violence. Boudreaux: Does that make me a bad person? – Hard Target Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Uncle Douvee: We'll fix him up good. Put bandage on, it no hurt. Be strong, my boy. Boudreaux: Douvee, I've got some people after me. Uncle Douvee: I know. I can smell them. Boudreaux: You've still got a .30-06, the one I gave you for you birthday? Uncle Douvee: No. A gator ate it. But, uh, I've still got you shotgun. – Hard Target Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Emil Fouchion: [to Van Cleaf] Get the helicopter. Find Boudreaux. We'll set up an ambush this side of Bayou La Fouche. Pick van Cleaf: I can take him from the air. Emil Fouchion: Any pinhead can take him from the air. I want to take him from the ground! Pick van Cleaf: I can take him from the air. Emil Fouchion: Be a professional, Pick. Pick van Cleaf: Hey, you're making a mistake here. Emil Fouchion: Make sure he gets there, Pick. – Hard Target Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Boudreaux and van Cleaf reload his guns, and before shooting] Pick van Cleaf: Boudreaux, Boudreaux, Boudreaux. I've been looking all over for you. Boudreaux: You've been looking in the wrong places. Pick van Cleaf: That's good, because I know you wouldn't want to... hurt my feelings. – Hard Target Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's the little old man? Paul: Uh, what little old man? John: That little old man. Paul: Oh, that one, that's my grandfather. George: Your grandfather? Paul: Yes. George: That's not your grandfather. Paul: It is, you know. George: But I've seen your grandfather. He lives in your house. Paul: Oh, that's my other grandfather, but he's my grandfather as well. John: How do you reckon that one out? Paul: Well, everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and he's my other one. John: We know that. But what's he doing here? Paul: Well, my mother thought the trip would do him good. Ringo: How's that? Paul: He's nursing a broken heart. – A Hard Day's Night Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
John: [cheerfully] 'Ello, grandfather! Paul's Grandfather: Hello. John: He can talk, then, can he? Paul: Of course, he can talk. He's a human being, isn't he? Ringo: Well if he's your grandfather, who knows? [chuckles awkwardly] John: And we're looking after him, are we? Paul's Grandfather: I'll look after meself! Paul: Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. John: He's got you worried, then? Paul: Him? He's a villain. A real mixer. And he'll cost you a fortune in Breach of Promise cases. John: Gerron! Paul: No, straight up! – A Hard Day's Night Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Norm: Are you listening to me, Lennon? John: [Playing around with a bottle of Coke] You're a swine. Ain't he George? George: Yeah, a swine. Norm: Thanks. [Sees Paul's grandfather] Hey... Beatles: WHO'S THAT LITTLE OLD MAN? Norm: Well, who is he? Ringo: He belongs to Paul. Norm: Oh, well. – A Hard Day's Night Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Man: Don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort. Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won. Man: I shall call the guard! Paul: Ah, but what? They don't take kindly to insults you know. Ah, come on, you lot. Let's get a cup of coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie. – A Hard Day's Night Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ringo: I don't snore! George: You do, repeatedly! Ringo: Do I snore, John? John: Yeah, you're a window rattler, son. Ringo: That's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul? Paul: With a trombone hooter like yours, it would be unnatural if you didn't. Grandfather: Now, Paulie... don't mock the afflicted. Paul: Ah, come off it, it's only a joke! Grandfather: Aye, it may be a joke to you, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter! And the poor little head, trembling under the weight of it! – A Hard Day's Night Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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