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Harry:
Mr. Malfoy. Mr. Malfoy! [Lucius turns around] I have something of yours. [Hands him the diary]

Lucius Malfoy:
Mine? I don't know what you're talking about.

Harry:
Oh, I think you do, sir. I think you slipped the diary into Ginny Weasley's cauldron, that day at Diagon Alley.

Lucius Malfoy:
You do, do you? [Hands the diary to Dobby] Well...[Whispers] why don't you prove it? [Harry doesn't answer because he just did] Come, Dobby.

Harry:
[Whispers to Dobby] Open it.

[Dobby opens Tom Riddle's Diary to find a folded sock inside.]

Lucius Malfoy:
Dobby?

Dobby:
Master has given Dobby a sock.

Lucius Malfoy:
What? [Turns around] I didn't give–

Dobby:
[Holding the sock in delight] Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!

[Harry pulls up his pant leg, revealing it was his sock]

Lucius Malfoy:
[Furious] You lost me my SERVANT! [Pulls his wand from his cane and aims it directly at Harry. Dobby then stands in his way]

Dobby:
You shall not harm Harry Potter!

Lucius Malfoy:
[About to curse Harry] Avada– [Dobby blasts him backwards across the hall; Lucius stands] Your parents were meddlesome fools, too. Mark my words, Potter. One day soon, you're going to meet the same, sticky end. [Leaves]

Dobby:
Harry Potter freed Dobby. How can Dobby ever repay him?

Harry:
Just promise me something.

Dobby:
Anything, sir.

Harry:
Never try to save my life again.

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Aunt Marge:
Do they use the cane at St. Brutus', boy?

Harry:
[catching Uncle Vernon's eye; sarcastically] Oh yeah, yeah, I've been beaten loads of times.

Aunt Marge:
Excellent. I won't hear any of this namby-pamby, wishy-washy nonsense about not beating someone when they deserve it. You mustn't blame yourself about how this one turned out, Vernon. It's all to do with blood. Bad blood will out. What is it that the boy's father did, Petunia?

Petunia:
Oh, nothing. He didn't work. He was unemployed.

Aunt Marge:
And a drunk too, no doubt?

Harry:
[irritated] That's a lie!

Aunt Marge:
What did you say?

Harry:
[getting angry] My dad wasn't a drunk!

[The glass Aunt Marge is holding suddenly breaks, causing the Dursleys to yelp]

Aunt Marge:
[notices what just happened] Oh, don't worry. Don't fuss, Petunia. I have a very firm grip.

Uncle Vernon:
[sternly to Harry] I think it's time you went to bed.

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Aunt Marge:
Actually, it's nothing to do with the father, it has to do with the mother. You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup.

Harry:
[yelling angrily at Aunt Marge with a snap] SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!

Aunt Marge:
Mm. Right! Let me tell you... y-y-- [Her finger starts to inflate.]

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[A short time later, Harry is about to leave the house shortly after inflating Aunt Marge for insulting his parents and she flew away]

Uncle Vernon:
[angrily, shouting at the top of his lungs at Harry] You bring her back!! You bring her back now, you put her right!

Harry:
No! She deserved what she got! [Uncle Vernon furiously tries to grab Harry with a savage yell, but Harry stands up to him with his wand] Keep away from me.

Uncle Vernon:
You're not allowed to do magic outside school.

Harry:
Yeah? Try me.

Uncle Vernon:
They won't let you back now. You have nowhere to go.

Harry:
I don't care. Anywhere's better than here. [angrily leaves the house and storms off]

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Fred:
You're not flashing that clipping about again, are you Ron?

Ron:
I haven't shown anyone!

George:
No, not a soul!

Fred:
Not unless you count Tom...

George:
The day maid...

Fred:
The night maid...

George:
That bloke came to who fix the toilet...

Fred:
And that wizard from Belgium!

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The Fat Lady:
[In a painting; she sings while holding a glass] Ah ah ah ahhh!

Harry:
Fortuna Major.

The Fat Lady:
No, wait, wait! [Sings in a higher pitch] Ah ah ah ahhh!

Harry:
[Irritated] Fortuna Major.

The Fat Lady:
No, no, no! Wait, wait! Watch this! [Screams] Ah ah ah AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! [The Fat Lady surreptitiously looks around to make sure nobody's watching, then smashes the glass on a pillar in the painting] Oh, amazing! Just with my voice!

Harry:
[Impatient] Fortuna Major!

The Fat Lady:
[Petulant] Yes, all right, all right, you can go in.

[The door behind her opens to let the students in.]

Harry:
[Exasperated] Thank you!

The Fat Lady:
Plebs.

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[Harry's lying in the hospital wing, unconscious, after getting injured during a Quidditch game.]

Ron:
He looks a bit peaky, doesn't he?

George:
Peaky?

Fred:
What do you expect? He fell over 100 feet.

George:
Yeah, Ron. Let's walk you off the top of the Astronomy tower.

Fred:
And see what you look like.

Harry:
[coming to] Probably a right sight better than he normally does.

George:
Gave us a right good scare there, mate.

Hermione:
Harry, are you all right?

Harry:
[jokingly] Brilliant. [serious again] What happened?

Ron:
Well, you fell off your broom.

Harry:
[sarcastically] Oh, really? I meant the match. Who won?

Hermione:
Um... no one blames you, Harry. The Dementors aren't supposed to come inside the grounds. Dumbledore was furious. As soon as he saved you, he sent them straight off.

Ron:
There's um... something else you should know about, too, Harry. When you fell, your broom, it sort of blew into the Whomping Willow and... [Holds up what's left of the destroyed handle of Harry's Nimbus 2000] ...Well.

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Harry:
[looking at the Marauder's Map for the first time] Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... no. Is that really...?

Fred:
Dumbledore...

George:
In his study....

Fred:
Pacing...

George:
Does that a lot.

Harry:
So this map shows...

Fred:
Everyone.

Harry:
Everyone?

George:
Everyone.

Fred:
Where they are...

George:
...what they're doing...

Fred:
...every minute...

George:
...of every day!

Harry:
Brilliant!

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[Professor Snape has caught Harry in a hallway.]

Professor Snape:
Potter. What are you doing wandering the corridors at night?

Harry:
I was sleepwalking.

Snape:
How extraordinarily like your father, you are, Potter. He too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.

Harry:
[irritated] My dad didn't strut. And nor do I. Now if you don't mind, I would appreciate it if you would lower your wand.

Snape:
[Lowers his wand, level with the pocket on the hooded sweater Harry is wearing] Turn out your pockets. [Harry just stands there] [sternly] Turn out your pockets. [Harry takes out the Marauder's Map] What's this?

Harry:
Spare bit of parchment.

Snape:
Really? Open it. [Harry opens the map; Snape puts his wand on the map] Reveal your secrets. [To Harry, as the logo seems to appear] Read it.

Harry:
[reading the map's text] "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs... offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."

Snape:
Go on.

Harry:
[still reading, amused] "...and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

Snape:
Why you insolent, little--!

Professor Lupin:
[approaching Snape from the back] Professor.

Snape:
Well, well. Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we?

Lupin:
[to Harry] Harry, are you all right?

Snape:
That remains to be seen. [takes the Marauder's Map] I have just now confiscated a rather curious artifact from Mr. Potter. Take a look, Lupin. Supposed to be your area of expertise. Clearly, it's full of Dark Magic.

Lupin:
I seriously doubt it, Severus. It looks to me as though it's merely a parchment designed to insult anyone who tries to read it. [chuckles] I suspect it's a Zonko product. Nevertheless, I shall investigate any hidden qualities it may possess. It is, after all, as you say, my area of expertise. [to Harry] Harry, would you come with me, please. [to Professor Snape] Professor, good night.

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[Hermione sees Malfoy laughing about Buckbeak, Hagrid's hippogriff, being executed that night.]

Draco Malfoy:
[to Crabbe and Pike] Father said I could have the hippogriff's head. Maybe I'll donate it to the Gryffindor Common Room.

Crabbe:
Look who's here.

Draco Malfoy:
Ah! Come to see the show?

Hermione:
[furiously] You! You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach! [holds Malfoy at wandpoint]

Ron:
Hermione, no! He's not worth it!

[Hermione relaxes and takes her wand away from Malfoy, but almost immediately punches him in the face. He and his gang run off, panicking.]

Hermione:
That felt good.

Ron:
[impressed] Not good. Brilliant!

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Lupin:
Severus, don't be a fool.

Sirius:
He can't help it Remus, it's habit by now.

Lupin:
Sirius, be quiet.

Sirius:
Be quiet yourself, Remus!

Snape:
Oh listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple.

Sirius:
Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?

Snape:
[puts wand on Sirius' throat] I could do it, you know? But why deny the Dementors, when they're so longing to see you? Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah yes, a Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best!

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Harry:
Tell me about Peter Pettigrew.

Lupin:
He was at school with us. We thought he was our friend.

Harry:
No. Pettigrew's dead. [to Sirius] You killed him!

Lupin:
No he didn't. I thought so too until you mention seeing Pettigrew on the map.

Harry:
The map was lying, then.

Sirius:
The map never lies! Pettigrew's alive! And he's [points to Scabbers] right there!

Ron:
Me?! He's mental!

Sirius:
Not you! You're rat!

Ron:
Scabbers has been in my family for...

Sirius:
Twelve years? Curiously long life for a common garden rat! He's missing a toe, isn't he?

Ron:
So what?!

Harry:
All they could find left of Pettigrew was his...

Sirius:
Finger! But then the dirty coward cut it off so that everyone would think he was dead! And then he transformed into a rat!

Harry:
Show me. [Sirius tries to take the rat from Ron, but Ron holds onto it] Give it to him, Ron.

Ron:
What are you trying do to him? [Sirius finally gets a hold of the rat] Scabbers! Leave him alone! [tries to run toward Sirius, but Hermione holds him back] Get off him! What are you doing? Scabbers!

[Sirius drops the rat, which runs while Sirius finally transforms it into Peter Pettigrew; he and Remus pull him out of the hole, Ron has a shocked look on his face]

Peter Pettigrew:
[realizes he's not a rat anymore] Remus? S-Sirius? My old friends! [runs toward the door, but Lupin and Sirius block him] Harry. Look at you. [walks toward Harry] You look so much like your father. Like James! We were the best of friends...

Sirius:
How dare you speak to Harry?! [Pettigrew scowls and runs away from Sirius] How dare you talk about James in front of him?!

Lupin:
You sold James and Lily to Voldemort, didn't you?!

Pettigrew:
I didn't mean to! The Dark Lord. You have no idea the weapons he possesses! Ask yourself, Sirius! What would you've done? What would you've done?

Sirius:
I would have died! [Pettigrew crawls under piano] I would have died rather than betray my friends!

Pettigrew:
[runs over to Harry, whispering to him] Harry, James wouldn't have wanted me killed! Your dad... your dad would have spared me! He would shown me mercy...!

[Lupin and Sirius yank him off Harry]

Sirius:
Should've realized, Peter, that if Voldemort didn't kill you, then we would! [he and Lupin pull out their wands and point them and Pettigrew] Together!

Harry:
No!

Lupin:
Harry, this man is...

Harry:
I know what he is. But we'll take him up to the castle.

Pettigrew:
Bless you, boy! Bless you!

[kneels to Harry]

Harry:
Get off! I said we'll take you to the castle. After that, the dementors can have you.

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Sirius:
It's beautiful, isn't it? I'll never forget the first time I walked through those doors. It'll be nice to do it again as a free man. That was a noble thing you did back there. He doesn't deserve it.

Harry:
Well, I just didn't think my dad would've wanted his two best friends to become killers. Besides, dead the truth dies with him. Alive, you're free.

Pettigrew:
Turn me into a maggot! Turn me into a flobberworm! Anything but the dementors! Ron! Haven't I been a good friend? A good pet? You won't let them give me to the dementors, will you? I was your rat! Sweet girl! Clever girl! Surely you won't let them...

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Ron:
[to Harry and Hermione, who have just disappeared and reappeared in thin air] How did you get there? I was just talking to you there! And now you're there!

Hermione:
What's he talking about, Harry?

Harry:
I don't know. Honestly Ron, how can somebody be in two places at once?

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Draco Malfoy:
God, this place has gone to the dogs. Wait until my father hears that Dumbledore's got this oaf teaching classes.

[He, Crabbe, and Pike laugh]

Harry:
Shut up, Malfoy.

Draco, Crabbe, and Pike:
Ooh. [Draco drops his bag on Crabbe and faces Harry as if to fight him then he points] Dementor, Dementor.

[Harry and everyone else looks around startled. With their backs turned many Slytherins, including Pike and all the members of Malfoy's gang, cover their heads, in an attempt to resemble the Dementors.]

Slytherin students:
Oooooooooooh!

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Lupin:
Very well, Kill him. But wait one more minute Harry has the right to know why.

Harry:
(to Sirius) I know why! You betrayed my parents! You're the reason they're dead!

Lupin:
No, Harry, it wasn't him. Somebody did betray your parents but it was somebody who, until quite recently, I believed to be dead!

Harry:
Who was it then?!

Sirius:
Peter Pettigrew! And he's in this room, right now! Come out, come out, Peter! Come out, come out and play!

Snape:
[barges in and disarms Sirius' wand] Expelliarmus!

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Draco Malfoy:
Potter? [Harry turns] Is it true you fainted? [Pike pretends to swoon] I mean that you actually fainted?!

Ron:
[turning Harry away] Shove off, Malfoy!

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Hermione Granger:
Harry.

Harry Potter:
Ah.

Hermione Granger:
Harry! You alright?

Harry Potter:
Hermione! Bad dream. When did you get here?

Hermione Granger:
Just now, you?

Harry Potter:
Last night.

Hermione Granger:
Wake up! Wake up, Ronald!

Ron Weasley:
Bloody hell!

Hermione Granger:
Honestly get dressed! And don't go back to sleep. Come on, Ron! Your mother says breakfast is ready.

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Harry Potter:
Ron, where are we actually going?

Ron Weasley:
Don’t know. Hey, Dad! Where are we going?

Arthur Weasley:
Haven’t the foggiest!

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Ron Weasley:
[walking to the Top Box] Blimey, Dad! How far up are we?

Lucius Malfoy:
[standing below them] Well, put it this way; If it rains, you’ll be the first to know.

Draco Malfoy:
Father and I are in the Minister's box. A personal invitation from Cornelius Fudge himself!

Lucius Malfoy:
Don't boast, Draco. [nudges him with his stick] There is no need with these people. [to Harry] Do enjoy yourself won't you? While you can.

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Ginny:
[pointing at a particularly showy Quidditch player] Who is that?

Fred/George:
That, sis, is the best seeker in the world!

Everyone:
KRUM!!!

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["Professor Moody"'s first lesson]

Barty Crouch Jr.:
(as Mad-Eye) Alastor Moody. [Writes "his" name on the board] Ex-Auror... Ministry malcontent... and your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I'm here because Dumbledore asked me. End of story, good-bye, the end. Any questions? [No one raises their hand] When it comes to the Dark Arts, I believe in a practical approach. But first, who can tell me how many Unforgivable Curses there are?

Hermione:
Three, sir.

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
[Writes "Unforgiveable" on a blackboard] And they are so named?

Hermione:
Because they are unforgivable. The use of any one of them will...

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
[finishing her sentence] Will earn you a one-way ticket to Azkaban. Correct. Now, the Ministry says you're too young to see what these curses do. I SAY DIFFERENT! You need to know what you're up against! You need to be prepared! [Seamus takes some gum out and puts it under his desk] You need to find another place to put your chewing gum besides the under-side of your desk, MR. FINNIGAN!

Seamus Finnigan:
[Whispering] No way. The old codger can see out the back of his head.

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
[Throws the piece of chalk at Seamus] AND HEAR ACROSS CLASSROOMS! So, which curse shall we see first? WEASLEY!

Ron:
[scared out of his wits] Yes?

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
Stand! Give us a curse.

Ron:
Well, my dad did tell me about one. The Imperius Curse.

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
Oh, yeah. Your father would know all about that. Gave the Ministry a bit of grief a few years ago. Perhaps this will show you why.

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[Crouch has just finished his Imperius Curse demonstration on an enlarged spider by sending it flying around the classroom]

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
Scores of witches and wizards have claimed that they only did You-Know-Who's bidding...under the influence of the Imperius Curse. But here's the rub: How do we sort out the liars? Another, another. [Students begin to raise their hands] Up, come on. [Neville slowly raises his hand] Longbottom, is it? [Neville lowers his hand and stands up] Professor Sprout tells me you have an aptitude for Herbology.

Neville:
[Nervously] There's the, um, the Cruciatus Curse.

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
Correct! Correct! Come, come. [the spider comes back] Particularly nasty. The torture curse. [Aims his wand at the spider] Crucio!

[The spider makes a terrifying squealing sound, seriously bothering Neville, who is watching it up close]

Hermione:
Stop it! Can't you see it's bothering him?! Stop it!

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
[Releases the spider from the curse; Walks over and places the spider on Hermione's desk] Perhaps you could give us the last Unforgivable curse, Miss Granger. [Hermione shakes her head] No? [Points his wand at the spider] Avada Kedavra! [The spider falls, unmarked but dead. Harry is watching from a desk across.] The Killing Curse. [looks at Harry] Only one person is known to have survived it...and he's sitting in this room.

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Olympe Maxime:
It's wrong, I tell you!

Igor Karkaroff:
You French tart! Everything is a conspiracy theory with you!

Albus Dumbledore:
Quiet! I can't think!

Karkaroff:
Everything is a conspiracy theory!

Maxime:
I protest!

Dumbledore:
Harry!

Maxime:
I protest!

Dumbledore:
Harry. [Grabs him] Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?

Harry:
No, sir!

Dumbledore:
Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?

Harry:
No, sir!

Dumbledore:
You're absolutely sure?

Harry:
Yes. Yes, sir.

Maxime:
But of course he is lying!

Barty Crouch Jr. (as Mad-Eye Moody):
The hell he is! The Goblet of Fire is an exceptionally powerful magical object. Only an exceptionally powerful Confundus Charm could have hoodwinked it. Magic way beyond the talents of a fourth year.

Karkaroff:
You seem to have given this a fair bit of thought, Mad-Eye.

Crouch (as Mad-Eye):
[threateningly] It was once my job to think as dark wizards do, Karkaroff. Perhaps you remember.

Dumbledore:
[enraged, walking between them] This doesn't help, Alastor! [to Barty Sr.] Leave this to you, Barty.

Barty Crouch, Sr.:
The rules are absolute. The Goblet of Fire constitutes a binding magical contract. Mr. Potter has no choice. He is, as of tonight... a Triwizard champion.

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