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Baxter:
Good night, Gadget. See you on Monday.

Inspector Gadget:
Good night, Baxter.

Penny:
'Night, Baxter. Come on, Brain.

Inspector Gadget 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

G2:
Inspector, I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature in my eariler evauluation of your abilities.

Inspector Gadget:
Well, that's very bit of you, G2.

G2:
I was wrong to think of you as inept, clumsy, imbecilic...

Inspector Gadget:
Don't mention it.

G2:
Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...

Inspector Gadget:
Yes, yes, I get the picture.

G2:
Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork in the future.

(Inspector Gadget and G2 shake hands and they have glowing hearts in their hats. They kiss and Inspector Gadget's hat is shooting fireworks)

Inspector Gadget 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Chief Quimby, Mayor Wilson:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAADGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Inspector Gadget 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gus Petch:
You want tact, call a tactician! You want ass nailed, you call Gus Petch. Christ, you seem to be taking this pretty good. I have seen them come in here weeping like Baptists at a funeral, like they hired me to prove their husbands weren't fooling around.

Marylin Rexroth:
Don't get me wrong Mr.....

Gus Petch:
Petch. Gus Petch.

Marylin Rexroth:
Whilst I don't find this terribly entertaining, I'm delighted you found this material. This will be my passport to wealth, independence and freedom.

Gus Petch:
[Amused] Sounds like to me, you gonna nail his ass.

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wrigley:
Uh, I'll just have a, um, salad, please. Um, baby field greens.

Nero's Waitress:
What did you call me?

Wrigley:
Uh, no, I-I... I-I didn't call you anything.

Nero's Waitress:
You want a salad?

Wrigley:
Yeah. Do you... Do you have a, uh, green salad?

Nero's Waitress:
What the fuck color would it be?

Wrigley:
Why are we eating here?

Nero's Waitress:
What's his problem?

Miles Massey:
Just bring him an iceberg lettuce and a mealy tomato wedge smothered with French Dressing.

Nero's Waitress:
And for you?

Miles Massey:
Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham.

Nero's Waitress:
Slaw Cup?

Miles Massey:
What the hell.

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The tape is being shown in court of Gus busting Rex cheating on Marylin. Watching it, she cries on cue and is comforted by Bender. However, Miles isn't fooled by this.]

Marylin Rexroth:
I'm devastated. Completely devastated.

Freddy Bender:
No further questions.

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miles Massey:
Attila the Hun. Ivan the Terrible. Henry the Eighth. What do they have in common?

Wrigley:
[thinks] Middle name?

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miles Massey:
[of Rex's wife] Has she retained counsel?

Rex:
I don't know... She has Rottweilers.

Miles Massey:
Not a good sign.

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miles Massey:
[after ordering food for both of them] I assume you're a carnivore.

Marylin Rexroth:
[laughing] Oh, Mr. Massey. You have *no* *idea*.

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[last lines]

Gus Petch:
We gonna make you laugh, we gonna make you cry, but most of all, we gonna

[with audience]

Gus Petch:
nail your ass!

Audience:
[chanting] Nail your ass! Nail your ass! Nail your ass!

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gus Petch:
...and those Rottweilers were a menace, man!

Miles Massey:
I told you she had dogs.

Gus Petch:
You didn't tell me they had a hard on for Anus Africanus!

Intolerable Cruelty  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Bassett:
Oh, Doctor Hill.

Dr. Hill:
Dr. Basset. Well, where's the patient?

Dr. Bassett:
I hated to drag you out of bed at this time of night. You'll soon see why I did.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miles:
What's the matter with them?

Sally:
They wouldn't say. You know, usually people can't talk enough about what's ailing them.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Kauffman:
A strange neurosis, evidently contagious, an epidemic mass hysteria. In two weeks, it spread all over town.

Miles:
What causes it?

Dr. Kauffman:
Worry about what's going on in the world probably.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Miles:
This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you.

Becky:
[laughs] I'm not the high school kid you use to romance, so how can you tell?

Miles:
You really want to know?

Becky:
Mmm-hmm.

Miles:
[after kissing her] Mmmm, you're Becky Driscoll, all right!

Becky:
Is this an example of your bedside manner, doctor?

Miles:
No, ma'am. That comes later.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Kauffman:
Less than a month ago, Santa Mira was like any other town. People with nothing but problems. Then, out of the sky came a solution. Seeds drifting through space for years took root in a farmer's field. From the seeds came pods which had the power to reproduce themselves in the exact likeness of any form of life.

Miles:
So that's how it began...out of the sky.

Dr. Kauffman:
Your new bodies are growing in there. They're taking you over cell for cell, atom for atom. There is no pain. Suddenly, while you're asleep, they'll absorb your minds, your memories and you're reborn into an untroubled world.

Miles:
Where everyone's the same?

Dr. Kauffman:
Exactly.

Miles:
What a world. We're not the last humans left. They'll destroy you!

Dr. Kauffman:
Tomorrow you won't want them to. Tomorrow you'll be one of us.

Miles:
I love Becky. Tomorrow will I feel the same?

Dr. Kauffman:
[shakes his head] There's no need for love.

Miles:
No emotion? Then you have no feelings, only the instinct to survive. You can't love or be loved! Am I right?

Dr. Kauffman:
You say it as if it were terrible. Believe me, it isn't. You've been in love before. It didn't last. It never does. Love. Desire. Ambition. Faith. Without them, life is so simple, believe me.

Miles:
I don't want any part of it.

Dr. Kauffman:
You're forgetting something, Miles.

Miles:
What's that?

Dr. Kauffman:
You have no choice.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Becky (after waking up):
I went to sleep, Miles, and it happened.

Miles:
Oh, Becky.

Becky:
They were right.

Miles:
I should have never left you.

Becky:
Stop acting like a fool, Miles, and accept us!

Miles:
No. Never! (runs away)

Becky:
He's in here, he's in here. Get him! Get him!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ambulance Driver:
We had to dig him out from under the most peculiar things I ever saw.

Dr. Hill:
What things?

Ambulance Driver:
Well, I don't know what they are, I never saw them before. They looked like great big seed pods.

Dr. Hill:
Where was the truck coming from?

Ambulance Driver:
Santa Mira.

Dr. Hill:
Get on your radios and sound an all points alarm. Block all highways, stop all traffic, and call every law enforcement agency in the state! [on phone] Operator, get me the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Yes, it's an emergency!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matthew:
Maybe he’s become a Republican.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Matthew:
[dials his phone] I'll get the police.

Telephone Operator:
Police.

Matthew:
Officer, I'd like to report four bodies.

Telephone Operator:
Wait right there Mr. Bennel.

Matthew:
How do you know my name?

Jack:
Hang up, Matthew.

Matthew:
[into the phone] I didn't tell you my name.

Jack:
Hang up!

Matthew:
[hangs up the phone] I didn't tell them my name!

Nancy:
That's because they're all part of it. They're all pods, all of them!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Elizabeth:
I hate you.

Dr. Kibner:
We don't hate you - there's no need for hate now. Or love.

Elizabeth:
There are people who will fight you. Stop you.

Dr. Kibner:
In an hour you won't want them to. Don't be trapped by old concepts, Matthew, you're evolving into a new lifeform.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(last lines)

Nancy:
Matthew?

Matthew:
(loud, spine chilling scream as he points to her)

Nancy:
No! Stop!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lloyd shows Jacey the door after Alice backs away from him.]

Lloyd Abbott:
Now get the hell out of here, you ruttin' stud. Keep your poor-boy dick out of my daughters.

Inventing the Abbotts  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lloyd Abbott:
[to Jacey] I have plans for my daughters, Mr. Holt, they don't include you. I know you: I know you better than you know me. I know all there is to know about screwing your way into a wealthy family and there's no way I'm gonna let you screw your way into mine.

Inventing the Abbotts  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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