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M.C. Bird: You know, It is not easy being a bird. [puts his feathers back on] But what are you gonna do? Huh? I guess we birds are born losers. [hold a record] I just to put the record straight. [chuckles] Listen to this. [M.C. Bird puts the record on the record player and starts dancing] – It's Tough to Be a Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
M.C. Bird: [flying a plane] Although we want to live a life serene and keep our feathers and our noses clean, with human population on the scene, man! [Gunshots destroy the plane as he says: ] M.C. Bird: It is so tough... to be... a... bird! [He falls downs to the ground and crashes off-screen. The feathers fall gently to M.C. bird] M.C Bird: Gee, Is that some? [M.C Bird gets ups and looks through his binoculars] M.C Bird: I'm at 93 billion, eight hundred, sixty-five million, nine hundred, thirty six thousand, four hundred and thirty three. [the camera shows different kinds of birds] You know is estimated that there were over 100 billion grades in the world. And over eight thousand five hundred different species. But unfortunately, there are some species that no-one will see again. – It's Tough to Be a Bird Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
'Camp' Freddie: But Mr. Bridger, what if the Professor's not bent? Mr. Bridger: Camp Freddie, everybody in the World is bent! 'Camp' Freddie: Without the two Jags and the Aston, what happens if something does go wrong? Charlie: (indifferently) Put your gloves on. Anyone else? – The Italian Job Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Stella gets an early-morning phone call from her father.] Stella Bridger: Hello? John Bridger: Hello, sweetie. Stella: Daddy...[checks the clock] it's early. John: I just wanted to let you know that I'm sending you something. Stella: Mmm. Does it smell nice? John: No...But it's sparkly. Stella: [suddenly wide awake] Does it have a receipt? John: [chuckles] I'm sending it to you from the store. Stella: Hmm. Why don't you just come by? We'll have some breakfast. John: It'd be a long trip. [pause] I'm in Venice. Stella: [sits up in bed] With your parole officer's approval, of course? John: I like the guy, Stella, you know that. But we never really connected. So I think I've paid my PO his last visit. Stella: What are you into, Dad? Don't break my heart. You told me you were through. John: After this, I am through. I swear to you. – The Italian Job Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Left Ear: So come on, gentlemen, shopping list. Who's doing what? Spare no dirty details. John: Come on, guys. Take a lesson from an old man. Don't spend it. Invest. Left Ear: In what? John: In gold. Left Ear: What are you getting, Rob? Handsome Rob: Ah, I don't know. There's a lot of things you can get with a lot of money. You know, I'm just thinking about naked girls in leather seats. Left Ear: Obviously. See? Handsome Rob: Suppose I'll get the Aston-Martin Vanquish. There's not a lot a girl won't do in the passenger seat of one of those things. Lyle: I'm gonna get a NAD T-770 digital decoder with a seventy-watt amp and and Burr Brown DAC's. Left Ear: [at a loss] Yeah... Lyle: It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off. Handsome Rob: Now you're talking! Left Ear: Thirty-five million dollars, you can't get more creative than that, man? I'm going to Andalusia. The south of Spain. Right over there. [points] Get me a big house, get me a library full of first editions, get a room for my shoes... What about you, Steve? Steve Bendel: I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Left Ear: You haven't decided yet? Come on, man. Is it the mountain air? Just — Steve: I liked what you said. I'll take one of each of yours. Left Ear: [Laughs] Well here's to two of everything for Steve! – The Italian Job Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Steve has pulled a gun, and his armed henchmen have surrounded the gang's van.] Charlie: What the hell are you doing, Steve? Steve Bendel: Made a few plans of my own. John Bridger: There's nowhere you can go where we won't find you, Steve. You know that. Steve: I think that's probably right, John. [shoots him] – The Italian Job Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mechanic Wrench tries to hit on Stella Bridger during a break in tuning up the Minis] Wrench: Hi, we didn't get a chance to meet. [offers hand] Wrench Stella Bridger: [gives him a sandwich] Ham and cheese. Wrench: Oh, that's cold. Damn, that's cold. – The Italian Job Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[On a headset cellphone, Lyle calculates the take from the team's robbery.] Lyle: Thats about 2.7 million dollars. Charlie: What? Lyle: No, wait. That's 27...27 million dollars. [A brief pause] YEAH! [everyone in the station is staring at him] I got the... Holy Spirit...you should get on it...it's a good train. – The Italian Job Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve Bendel: Who the hell are you? Mashkov: I am Mashkov. And you killed my cousin Yehven. Charlie Croker: Gotta have some insurance, Steve. Steve: Look, Yehven was already dead when I got there. I'm sorry about that, but he dealt with some pretty unsavory types. This guy's trying to play you. Mashkov: [to Charlie] You were right... No imagination. – The Italian Job Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kate: Why'd he come to you? Dade: I got a record! I was 'Zero Cool'! Paul: Zero Cool? Crashed fifteen hundred and seven computers in one day? Biggest crash in history, front page New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black man. YO THIS IS ZERO COOL! – Hackers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Berger: Bukowski! Claude: Yes, Sergeant! Berger: Let's move it out! Claude: Yes, Sergeant! Berger: Double time, soldier. Claude: Yes, Sergeant! (Claude and Berger walk out of the barracks) Sir? Berger: In the car, soldier! Claude: Yes, Sergeant! Berger: Are you an asshole, soldier? Claude: No, Sergeant! Berger: That's too bad, because I am. – Hair Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Loomis: Ever done anything like this before? Marion Chambers: Only minimum security. Dr. Loomis: I see. Marion Chambers: The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish... how they keep ranting on and on. Dr. Loomis: You haven't anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in 15 years. Marion Chambers: Are there any special instructions? Dr. Loomis: Just try and understand what we're dealing with here. Don't underestimate it. Marion Chambers: Don't you think we could refer to it as him? Dr. Loomis: If you say so. Marion Chambers: Your compassion's overwhelming, doctor. You're serious about it, aren't you? Dr. Loomis: Yeah. Marion Chambers: You mean you actually never want him to get out? Dr. Loomis: Never, ever. Never. Marion Chambers: Then why are we taking him up to Hardin County if you're just gonna lock... Dr. Loomis: Because that is the law. [After Michael escapes] Dr. Loomis: He's gone! He's gone from here! The evil is gone! – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Wynn: I'm not responsible, Sam. Dr. Loomis: Oh, no. Dr. Wynn: I told them how dangerous he was. Dr. Loomis: You couldn't have! Two roadblocks and an all points bulletin wouldn't stop a five-year-old. Dr. Wynn: Well, he's your patient. If you knew that the precautions weren't strong enough, you should have told somebody. Dr. Loomis: I told everybody! Nobody listened. Dr. Wynn: There's nothing else I can do. Dr. Loomis: You can get back in there and get back on that telephone and tell them exactly who walked out of here last night and tell them exactly where he's going. Dr. Wynn: Probably going. Dr. Loomis: I'm wasting my time. Dr. Wynn: Sam, Haddonfield is 150 miles away from here. For God's sake, he can't drive a car! Dr. Loomis: He was doing very well last night! Maybe someone around here gave him lessons. – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Michael Myers' car cruises by the girls walking home from school] Annie: Hey, jerk! Speed kills! [Michael's car screeches to a halt] God, can't he take a joke? [the car resumes cruising down the street] Laurie Strode: You know, Annie, someday, you're going to get us all in deep trouble! Lynda: Totally. Annie: I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor. – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Annie: [looking behind a bush for the stranger Laurie saw] Hey, creep! [coyly] Laurie, dear, he wants to talk to you. He wants to take you out tonight. Laurie: He was standing right there. Annie: Poor Laurie. Scared another one away. It's tragic. You never go out. You must have a small fortune stashed from baby-sitting so much. Laurie: Guys think I'm too smart. Annie: I don't. I think you're wacko. Now you see men behind bushes. – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Graveyard Keeper: Yeah, you know every town has something like this happen... I remember over in Russellville, old Charlie Bowles, about fifteen years ago... One night, he finished dinner, and he excused himself from the table. He went out to the garage, and got himself a hacksaw. Then he went back into the house, kissed his wife and his two children goodbye, and then he proceeded to... Dr. Loomis: Where are we? Graveyard Keeper: Eh? Oh, it's, uh, right over here. Yes, Judith Myers. Couldn't believe it... such a young boy. [Dr. Loomis and Graveyard Keeper stop, and the Keeper looks confused] Dr. Loomis: [Puzzled] What are you, lost? Graveyard Keeper: [The headstone for Judith Myers is missing] Why do they do it? Goddamn kids! They'll do anything for Halloween. Dr. Loomis: [deep inhale] He came home!... – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Loomis: Does anybody live here? Sheriff Brackett: No, not since 1963 when it happened. Every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted. Dr. Loomis: They may be right. [After noticing something in the beam of the flashlight] Look! Sheriff Brackett: What? What is that? Dr. Loomis: It's a dog. Sheriff Brackett: It's still warm. Dr. Loomis: He got hungry. Sheriff Brackett: ...It coulda been a skunk. Dr. Loomis: Could have, huh? Sheriff Brackett: A man wouldn't do that. Dr. Loomis: This isn't a man! [he and Sheriff Brackett go upstairs into Judith Myers' bedroom] It happened in here. [walks to the window] He could've been standing outside, seen us right through this window. [a gutter slams into the window, startling Loomis and causing him to draw a revolver] You must think me a very sinister doctor. Oh, I do have a permit. Sheriff Brackett: Seems to me you're just plain scared. Dr. Loomis: Yes, I am, uh... I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no, uh, conscience, no understanding and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply...evil. Sheriff Brackett: What do we do? Dr. Loomis: He's been here once tonight. I think he'll come back. I'm gonna wait for him. Sheriff Brackett: I still think I should notify the radio-- Dr. Loomis: No. If you do that, they'll see him on every street corner, they'll look for him in every house. Just tell your men to keep their mouths shut and their eyes open. Sheriff Brackett: I'll check back in an hour. – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tommy: What about the boogeyman? Laurie: There's no such thing. Tommy: Richie said he was coming after me tonight. Laurie: Do you believe everything Richie tells you? Tommy: No. Laurie: Halloween is when people play tricks on each other. It's all make-believe. I think Richie was just trying to scare you. Tommy: I saw the boogeyman. I saw him outside. Laurie: There was nobody outside. Tommy: There was! Laurie: What did he look like? Tommy: The boogeyman. Laurie: We're not getting anywhere. All right, the boogeyman can only come out on Halloween night, right?...Well, I'm here tonight and I'm not about to let anything happen to you. Tommy: Promise? Laurie: Promise. – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sheriff Brackett: Nothing's going on except kids playing pranks, trick-or-treating, parking, getting high. I have a feeling that you're way off on this. Dr. Loomis: You have the wrong feeling. Sheriff Brackett: You're not doing very much to prove me wrong! Dr. Loomis: What more do you need? Sheriff Brackett: Well, it's going to take more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes. Dr. Loomis: I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall, looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. You can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it. Sheriff Brackett: More fancy talk. Doctor, do you know what Haddonfield is? Families, children, all lined up in rows up and down these streets. You're telling me they're lined up for a slaughterhouse. Dr. Loomis: They could be. Sheriff Brackett: [thinks for a second] All right, I'll stay here with you tonight, just on the chance that you're right. And if you are right, damn you for letting him go. – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tommy: Was it the boogeyman? Lindsey: I'm scared! Laurie: There's nothing to be scared of, now get changed. Tommy: Are you sure? How? [Michael walks up the stairs behind Laurie] Laurie: I killed him. Tommy: You can't kill the boogeyman! [looks behind her to see Michael; he and Lindsey scream and panic] – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Last lines] Laurie: [after Michael falls off the balcony] It was the boogeyman. Dr. Loomis: As a matter of fact, it was. – Halloween Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lt. Aldo Raine: Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fucking around there somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a god-damn sniper's delight. If you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kind of artillery they're carrying with them. Sgt. Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. Lt. Raine: Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. Sgt. Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir. Lt. Raine: [rapping sound] Hear that? Sgt. Rachtman: Yes. Lt. Raine: That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname: the Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew. Sgt. Rachtman: I've heard of the Bear Jew. Lt. Raine: What did you hear? Sgt. Rachtman: He beats German soldiers with a club. Lt. Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last god-damn time. If you still respectfully refuse, I'm calling the Bear Jew over. He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. Sgt. Rachtman: Fuck you, and your Jew dogs! [The Basterds all laugh.] Lt. Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny! Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [from offscreen] Yeah? Lt. Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him! – Inglourious Basterds Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hellstrom: [in German] I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines. [clicking sound] Did you hear that? That was the sound of my Walther. Pointed right at your testicles. Lt. Archie Hicox: Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles? Hellstrom: Because you've just given yourself away, Captain. You're no more German than that scotch. Hicox: Well, Major... Bridget von Hammersmark: Major... Hellstrom: Shut up, slut! You were saying? Hicox: I was saying that that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down. Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz: That makes three of us. And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller. Hellstrom: Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here. Hicox: What's going to happen, Major... you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us. Hellstrom: No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I'm afraid, you and I, we both know, Captain, no matter what happens to anybody else in this room the two of us aren't going anywhere. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. How sad. Hicox: [In English] Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. Hellstrom: [In English] By all means, Captain. Hicox: There's a special ring in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily... [drinks his scotch] I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Now, about this pickle we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do. Hellstrom: And what would that be? Hicox: Stiglitz... Stiglitz: Say "Auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls! – Inglourious Basterds Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Victor: Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip - let's re-enlarge. Margaret: While still inside Mr. Putter?! Victor: Why not? Margaret: Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make? – Innerspace Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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