Fury:
You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff, you let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I knew better—
Tony:
You don't know better. I didn't give it to him. He took it.
Fury:
Whoa-whoa-whoa, he took it? You're Iron Man, and he just took it? Little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? [Turns to Natasha] Is that possible?
Natasha:
Well, according to Mr. Stark's database security guidelines, there are redundancies to prevent unauthorized access…
Tony:
What do you want from me?
Fury:
What do we want from you? Uh uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with. Hit him.
[Natasha sticks a syringe into Tony's neck and injects him with something]
Tony:
Oh God, are you gonna steal my kidney and sell it? Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds? What did she just do to me?
Fury:
What did we just do for you. That's lithium dioxide. Gonna take the edge off. We're trying to get you back to work.
Tony:
Gimme a couple boxes of that, I'll be right as rain.
Natasha:
It's not a cure. Just abates the symptoms.
Fury:
Doesn't look like it's gonna be an easy fix.
