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Zeke's Wife:
Funny couple, ain't they?

Zeke:
Yeah.

Zeke's Wife:
If you ask me, I don't believe they're married.

Zeke:
They're married all right. I just seen the license.

Zeke's Wife:
They made me get them a rope and a blanket on a night like this. What do you reckon that's for?

Zeke:
Blamed if I know. I just brung 'em a trumpet.

Zeke's Wife:
A trumpet?

Zeke:
Yeah, one of them toy things. They sent me to the store to get it.

Zeke's Wife:
But what in the world do they want a trumpet for?

Zeke:
Dunno.

[The trumpet sounds, and the blanket falls to the floor]

It Happened One Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vincenzo:
Miss Kensington says "fashionably late" was an hour ago. What seems to be the problem?

Carlo:
I'm a hairdresser. Not a zookeeper.

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amanda:
[as Alyssa, after eating escargot] All this money, and these people eat slugs?!

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

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Amanda:
[as Alyssa] Ladies and gentlemen, normally, I'd be tickled to play a selection from... [briefly eyes the sheet music cover: "Frederic Chopin- Eight Pieces for the Piano"] ... Chopin, but in honor of my new stepmother, whom I absolutely adore, I've decided to play a little something of my own.

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Roger and Vincenzo watch Amanda as Alyssa banging on the piano keys at the engagement party]

Roger:
You think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?

Vincenzo:
I'd say she's demandin' it.

[Amanda bangs the final notes]

Roger:
Hmm.

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Diane:
[to the main office of child services on the phone] Let me just run this by you one more time, okay? Please, just hear me out, one more time. Okay. I know I don't make that much money, and I know that I'm a little bit single, but I want to adopt Amanda.

[Anderson laughs on the other end]

Diane:
No, I... Are you laughing at me? [to Patty] He's laughing at me! [to phone] You... You stupid JERK! [hangs up in fury]

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after the macaroni spills on Roger's head, Diane laughs and snorts as quietly as she can]

Roger:
Excuse me, ma'am. Did you just snort?

[Diane shakes her head, snorts, and laughs again]

Roger:
I suppose you think this is funny? [picks up a butterknife w/a bit of butter on it] Well, maybe you'll get a little chuckle outta this.

Diane:
You wouldn't dare.

[Roger flings the butter on her; Diane yelps]

Diane:
FOOD FIGHT!!!

[a food fight breaks out]

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Diane storms into the office after after Alyssa, as Amanda, was "adopted" by the Butkises]

Diane:
You were supposed to protect her! You should've done something. Y-Y-You could've slit their tires or something! Anything!

Jerry:
They had the paperwork!

Diane:
What paperwork?!

Patty:
[hands Diane the paperwork] We couldn't find you! Miss Van Dyke was here. What did you want us to do, lie in front of the van, for God's sake?!

Diane:
I would have! [drops the paperwork] I'm takin' the Jeep! [takes the keys to the Jeep]

Jerry:
Hey, that's the camp's!

Diane:
[furiously] Oh, don't you even...! [storms off]

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clarice:
Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo!

[Amanda and Vincenzo have heard the whole thing]

Vincenzo:
I sure hope you got a plan.

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry Jr.:
We've been looking for you, Your Highness.

[he kneels to Alyssa and presents her with a makeshift crown made out of an old can]

Alyssa:
[annoyed] Leave me alone.

Brenda:
But, Your Majesty, we brought you something.

Billy:
Yeah. Something to make you feel more at home.

[he has a plunger in his hand as a makeshift scepter]

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

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[Alyssa sits on a pile of scrap with her makeshift crown, cape, and scepter]

Billy:
Here's your royal throne, "Alyssa Callaway"!

[the other kids laugh]

Billy:
Hail Betty, Queen of the scrap heap!

All Butkis Kids:
Hail Betty!

[they kneel before Alyssa]

Alyssa:
But my name's Alyssa Callaway!

Harry:
Yeah, right. And I'm Princess Di.

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the helicopter flies across New York City, on the way to St. Bart's]

Alyssa:
We'll never make it! We only have 10 minutes!

Diane:
So, Lou!

Lou:
Yeah?

Diane:
How close can you land this thing to the church?

Lou:
Central Park close enough?

Diane:
Central Park? The Central Park? That'll do.

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Diane and Alyssa spot a horse-drawn carriage; Alyssa gets on]

Diane:
Oh, no. NOT another horse!

Alyssa:
Diane, come on!

Diane:
All right.

[she gets into the carriage]

Diane:
Where is the driver?

[she notices that the driver is at the hot dog stand, eating hot dogs]

Diane:
Oh! Hey, Buddy! Listen, you gotta take us to St. Bart's right away! It's an emergency!

Driver:
[mouthful] We're closed, Miss. I'm on my break!

[Diane turns to Alyssa, and cocks her head, signaling her to get in the driver's seat and take the reins; Diane gets in the passenger seat and turns angrily to the driver]

Diane:
I wanna thank you for all your help, Bud!

Alyssa:
[whips the reins] HYAH!

[the horse runs off, pulling the carriage; Diane falls backwards into the seat; the driver notices and runs after his horse]

Driver:
[still mouthful] Hey. Hey, lady! Hey, that's...

[he spits]

Driver:
[screams clearly] THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!!

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Alyssa and Diane arrive at the front steps of the church]

Alyssa:
Aren't you coming?!

Diane:
[stammers] Uh, no, I think I'm just gonna wait for Amanda out here.

Alyssa:
Diane Barrows! Get your butt up here this... instant!

Diane:
Okay. Okay. Maybe I'll just stand in the back and take a little look-see.

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clarice:
This is all YOUR fault!

[she is about to slap Amanda (posing as Alyssa) but is stopped by Vincenzo]

Vincenzo:
[furiously] Lady, if you touch that child, I'll POP you one, so help me God!

[Clarice storms off and sees the real Alyssa, then Amanda, and she does a double take]

Clarice:
Oh, my God! There's two of them! It's a conspiracy! [laughs and smiles] Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you.

[she reaches over to slap Alyssa, but Diane stops her]

Diane:
HEY! Back off, "Barbie". And by the way, you have a little, tiny bit of something right here on your teeth.

[she points to Clarice having lipstick on her teeth]

Clarice:
I have never been more humiliated in my LIFE!

[she heads out the door, when...]

Alyssa:
Wanna bet?

[she steps on the hem of Clarice's wedding gown, pulling her skirt down and exposing her underpants in front of the guests; they all laugh and take photographs]

Clarice:
Oh, my God! [shrieks] Daddy! [runs out in humiliation] Oh, my God!

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alyssa:
[to Amanda] Told ya, third time's the charm.

Roger:
W-wait a minute. All of this? This was your doing?

[both Amanda and Alyssa nod their heads in unison]

Diane:
Oh, it WAS, was it?

[the girls nod their heads in unison again]

Roger:
Well, ladies, what do you have to say for yourselves?

Amanda and Alyssa:
So kiss already!

It Takes Two  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

M.C. Bird:
You know, It is not easy being a bird. [puts his feathers back on] But what are you gonna do? Huh? I guess we birds are born losers. [hold a record] I just to put the record straight. [chuckles] Listen to this.

[M.C. Bird puts the record on the record player and starts dancing]

It's Tough to Be a Bird  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

M.C. Bird:
[flying a plane] Although we want to live a life serene and keep our feathers and our noses clean, with human population on the scene, man!

[Gunshots destroy the plane as he says:
]

M.C. Bird:
It is so tough... to be... a... bird!

[He falls downs to the ground and crashes off-screen. The feathers fall gently to M.C. bird]

M.C Bird:
Gee, Is that some?

[M.C Bird gets ups and looks through his binoculars]

M.C Bird:
I'm at 93 billion, eight hundred, sixty-five million, nine hundred, thirty six thousand, four hundred and thirty three. [the camera shows different kinds of birds] You know is estimated that there were over 100 billion grades in the world. And over eight thousand five hundred different species. But unfortunately, there are some species that no-one will see again.

It's Tough to Be a Bird  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

'Camp' Freddie:
But Mr. Bridger, what if the Professor's not bent?

Mr. Bridger:
Camp Freddie, everybody in the World is bent!

'Camp' Freddie:
Without the two Jags and the Aston, what happens if something does go wrong?

Charlie:
(indifferently) Put your gloves on. Anyone else?

The Italian Job  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Stella gets an early-morning phone call from her father.]

Stella Bridger:
Hello?

John Bridger:
Hello, sweetie.

Stella:
Daddy...[checks the clock] it's early.

John:
I just wanted to let you know that I'm sending you something.

Stella:
Mmm. Does it smell nice?

John:
No...But it's sparkly.

Stella:
[suddenly wide awake] Does it have a receipt?

John:
[chuckles] I'm sending it to you from the store.

Stella:
Hmm. Why don't you just come by? We'll have some breakfast.

John:
It'd be a long trip. [pause] I'm in Venice.

Stella:
[sits up in bed] With your parole officer's approval, of course?

John:
I like the guy, Stella, you know that. But we never really connected. So I think I've paid my PO his last visit.

Stella:
What are you into, Dad? Don't break my heart. You told me you were through.

John:
After this, I am through. I swear to you.

The Italian Job  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Left Ear:
So come on, gentlemen, shopping list. Who's doing what? Spare no dirty details.

John:
Come on, guys. Take a lesson from an old man. Don't spend it. Invest.

Left Ear:
In what?

John:
In gold.

Left Ear:
What are you getting, Rob?

Handsome Rob:
Ah, I don't know. There's a lot of things you can get with a lot of money. You know, I'm just thinking about naked girls in leather seats.

Left Ear:
Obviously. See?

Handsome Rob:
Suppose I'll get the Aston-Martin Vanquish. There's not a lot a girl won't do in the passenger seat of one of those things.

Lyle:
I'm gonna get a NAD T-770 digital decoder with a seventy-watt amp and and Burr Brown DAC's.

Left Ear:
[at a loss] Yeah...

Lyle:
It's a big stereo. Speakers so loud, they blow women's clothes off.

Handsome Rob:
Now you're talking!

Left Ear:
Thirty-five million dollars, you can't get more creative than that, man? I'm going to Andalusia. The south of Spain. Right over there. [points] Get me a big house, get me a library full of first editions, get a room for my shoes... What about you, Steve?

Steve Bendel:
I don't know. I haven't decided yet.

Left Ear:
You haven't decided yet? Come on, man. Is it the mountain air? Just —

Steve:
I liked what you said. I'll take one of each of yours.

Left Ear:
[Laughs] Well here's to two of everything for Steve!

The Italian Job  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Steve has pulled a gun, and his armed henchmen have surrounded the gang's van.]

Charlie:
What the hell are you doing, Steve?

Steve Bendel:
Made a few plans of my own.

John Bridger:
There's nowhere you can go where we won't find you, Steve. You know that.

Steve:
I think that's probably right, John. [shoots him]

The Italian Job  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Mechanic Wrench tries to hit on Stella Bridger during a break in tuning up the Minis]

Wrench:
Hi, we didn't get a chance to meet. [offers hand] Wrench

Stella Bridger:
[gives him a sandwich] Ham and cheese.

Wrench:
Oh, that's cold. Damn, that's cold.

The Italian Job  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[On a headset cellphone, Lyle calculates the take from the team's robbery.]

Lyle:
Thats about 2.7 million dollars.

Charlie:
What?

Lyle:
No, wait. That's 27...27 million dollars. [A brief pause] YEAH! [everyone in the station is staring at him] I got the... Holy Spirit...you should get on it...it's a good train.

The Italian Job  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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