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Rose:
Where's Carolyn? Mouse brown hair, gives you a headache.

Sue Ellen:
Talks like she's chewing her face?

Rose:
That's her.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead  Movie Quote

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Zach:
Call the cops.

Sue Ellen:
Oh yeah, what are we going to say, Liza Minnelli stole our Buick?

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Sue Ellen:
Kenny, why don't you save your last three brain cells, you might need them.

Kenny:
I won't!

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Bryan:
Anyway, the grunion comes and lays her eggs in the sand and then the guy grunion, he comes and fertilizes them.

Sue Ellen:
So they don't like do it together?

Bryan:
No, not like us. I mean like humans.

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Gus:
By the end of lunch we'll probably be sharing our intimate histories, stories of our first time. Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in post-coital bliss.

Sue Ellen:
Are you talking about us having sex?

Gus:
Hey, hold on, slow down, you're moving too fast for me! But if that's an area you're interested in, it can be arranged. And if it doesn't, I was kidding.

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Rose:
Why don't you go on home, have a glass of wine and put some cucumber slices on your eyes, you'll feel much better.

Sue Ellen:
Well, I'm all out of cucumbers.

Rose:
Sue Ellen, every girl over twenty-five should have a cucumber in the house.

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Bryan:
I'd respect your privacy if you weren't so secretive.

Sue Ellen:
Well, I'd tell you more if you didn't want to know so much.

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Sue Ellen:
Did you turn the air conditioner on?

Kenny:
Yeah, well I was hot.

Sue Ellen:
Look I'm stuck with the bills, I would like to keep that thermostat at seventy-six, okay?

Kenny:
Wow, you take these things so personally.

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Sue Ellen:
(in the kitchen) Did you burn something?

Kenny:
Yeah, well, maybe if you'd called and told me you were gonna be, like... three-and-a-half hours late, I could've planned my dinner better.

Sue Ellen:
I had to work late, OK?

Kenny:
You still should've called. I sat and I waited. I went ahead and I fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.

Sue Ellen:
Sorry.

Kenny:
You haven't even said how nice the house looks. You're off at the office all day doing interesting office things. I'm stuck here. Cooking and cleaning and mowing, helping Melissa with her fastball, being a role model for Zach, spending quality time with Walter, doing your party shit! You've got the car and you don't even take me anywhere anymore. And when was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh? You know, I'm sick and tired of not being appreciated.

Sue Ellen:
I appreciate you.

Kenny:
Eat shit! (storms into the living and starts whisking the couch)

Sue Ellen (follows) I don't believe this! I have to get up at 5:
30 every morning so I can beat rush hour traffic into the city and go sit behind a desk for eight hours a day and miss Oprah Winfrey everyday on my summer vacation. And then, I get to drive home in gridlock in a VOLVO with no air conditioning just so I can take care of you guys and put food on the damn table! It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. So what do you want, a medal?... Oh come on, you don't have to do all this. I mean, I never asked you to whisk the couch.

Kenny:
(stopping, whistfully) Well, it needed it.

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Keyes:
I'm the guy that has to sit here up to my neck in phony claims so they won't throw more money out the window than they take in at the door.

Walter:
Okay, turn the record over and let's hear the other side.

Keyes:
Well, I get darn sick of tryin' to pick up after a gang of fast-talking salesmen dumb enough to sell life insurance to a guy who sleeps in the same bed with four rattlesnakes. Walter, I've had twenty-six years of this and let me tell ya, I -

Walter:
And you loved every minute of it, Keyes. You love it, only you worry about it too darn much, you and your little man. You're so darn conscientious you're driving yourself crazy. You wouldn't even say today's Tuesday unless you looked at the calendar. Then, you'd check to see if it was this year's or last year's calendar. Then you'd find out who'd printed the calendar and find out if their calendar checked with the World Almanac's Calendar.

Keyes:
Now that's enough out of you, Walter. Now get outta here before I throw my desk at you. [looks in his pocket for a match]

Walter:
[takes his own match and lights Keyes' cigar] I love you, too. [voiceover] I really did, too, you old crab. Always yelling your head off, always sore at everybody. You never fooled me with your song and dance, not for a second. I kinda always knew that behind all the cigar ashes on your vest was a heart as big as a house.

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Walter:
Look, baby. You can't get away with it. You want to knock him off, don't ya?

Phyllis:
That's a horrible thing to say.

Walter:
Whaddya think I was anyway? A guy that walks into a good-looking dame's front parlor and says, 'Good afternoon. I sell accident insurance on husbands. Have you got one that's been around too long? One you'd like to turn into a little hard cash? Just give me a smile and I'll help you collect?' Huh! Boy, what a dope you must think I am!

Phyllis:
I think you're rotten.

Walter:
I think you're swell. So long as I'm not your husband.

Phyllis:
Get out of here.

Walter:
You bet I'll get out of here, baby. I'll get out of here but quick.

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Walter:
And now you hate him.

Phyllis:
Yes, Walter. He's so mean to me. Every time I buy a dress or a pair of shoes, he yells his head off. He never lets me go anywhere. He keeps me shut up. He's always been mean to me. Even his life insurance all goes to that daughter of his. That Lola.

Walter:
Nothing for you at all, huh?

Phyllis:
No, and nothing is just what I'm worth to him.

Walter:
So you lie awake in the dark and listen to him snore and get ideas.

Phyllis:
Walter, I don't want to kill him. I never did. Not even when he gets drunk and slaps my face.

Walter:
Only sometimes you wish he was dead.

Phyllis:
Perhaps I do.

Walter:
And you wish it was an accident and you had that policy for $50,000 dollars. Is that it?

Phyllis:
Perhaps that too.

Double Indemnity  Movie Quote

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Phyllis:
I hate him. I loathe going back to him. You believe me, don't you, Walter?

Walter:
Sure I believe you. [They kiss]

Phyllis:
I can't stand it anymore. What if they did hang me?

Walter:
They're not going to hang you, baby.

Phyllis:
It's better than going on this way.

Walter:
They're not gonna hang you because you're gonna do it and I'm gonna help you.

Phyllis:
Do you know what you're saying?

Walter:
Sure I know what I'm saying. We're gonna do it and we're gonna do it right. And I'm the guy that knows how. There's not going to be any slip up. Nothing sloppy, nothing weak, it's gotta be perfect. [They kiss each other and then he leads her toward the door] Call me tomorrow. But not from your house. From a booth. And watch your step every single minute. This has gotta be perfect, do ya understand? Straight down the line.

Phyllis:
Straight down the line.

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Phyllis:
[about Lola] She's putting on an act for you, crying all over your shoulder, that lying...

Walter:
Keep her out of this. All I'm telling you is, we're not going to sue.

Phyllis:
Because you don't want the money any more even if you could have it, because she's made you feel like a heel all of a sudden?

Walter:
It isn't the money any more. It's our necks. We're pulling out. Do you understand?

Phyllis:
Because of what Keyes can do? You're not fooling me, Walter. It's because of Lola. What you did to her father. You're afraid she might find out someday and you can't take it, can you?

Walter:
I said, 'Leave her out of this.'

Phyllis:
It's me I'm talking about. I don't want to be left out of it.

Walter:
Stop saying that. It's just that it hasn't worked out as we wanted. We can't go through with it, that's all.

Phyllis:
We have gone through with it, Walter. The tough part is all behind us. We just have to hold on now and not go soft inside. Stick close together the way we started out...I loved you, Walter, and I hated him. But I wasn't going to do anything about it. Not until I met you. You planned the whole thing. I only wanted him dead.

Walter:
And I'm the one that fixed it so he was dead. Is that what you're telling me?

Phyllis:
And nobody's pulling out. We went into this together and we're coming out at the end together. It's straight down the line for both of us. Remember?

Walter:
[voiceover] Yes, I remembered. Just like I remembered what you had told me, Keyes. About that trolley car ride and how there was no getting off until the end of the line where the cemetery was. And then I got to thinking what cemeteries are for. They're to put dead people in. I guess that was the first time I ever thought about Phyllis that way. Dead, I mean. And how it would be if she were dead.

Double Indemnity  Movie Quote

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Walter:
Sometimes people are where they can't talk. Under six feet of dirt maybe. And if it was you, they'd charge that up to Zachetti too, wouldn't they? Sure they would. And that's just what's gonna happen, baby. Cause he's coming here tonight in about 15 minutes - with the cops right behind him. It's all taken care of.

Phyllis:
That would make everything lovely for you, wouldn't it?

Walter:
Right. And it's got to be done before that suit of yours comes to trial and Lola gets a chance to sound off. Before they trip you up in the stand and you start to go under and drag me down with ya.

Phyllis:
Maybe I had Zachetti here so they won't get a chance to trip me up so we can get the money and be together.

Walter:
That's cute. Say it again.

Phyllis:
He came here first, asked where Lola was. I made him come back. I was working on him. He's a crazy sort of guy. Quick-tempered. I kept hammering into him that she was with another man so he'd go into one of his jealous rages and then I'd tell him where she was. And you know what he would have done to her, don't you, Walter?

Walter:
Yeah. And for once I believe you, because it's just rotten enough.

Phyllis:
We're both rotten.

Walter:
Only you're a little more rotten. You got me to take care of your husband for ya. And then you get Zachetti to take care of Lola, maybe take care of me too. Then somebody else would have come along to take care of Zachetti for ya. That's the way you operate, isn't it, baby?

Phyllis:
Suppose it is. Is what you've got cooked up for tonight any better?

Double Indemnity  Movie Quote

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Walter:
[after Phyllis shoots a gun at him, missing him] You can do better than that, can't you, baby? You'd better try it again. Maybe if I came a little closer? How's this? Think you can do it now? [She lowers her gun, trembling. He takes the gun] Why didn't you shoot again, baby? Don't tell me it's because you've been in love with me all this time.

Phyllis:
[crying] No, I never loved you, Walter, not you or anybody else. I'm rotten to the heart. I used you just as you said. That's all you ever meant to me. Until a minute ago, when I couldn't fire that second shot. I never thought that could happen to me.

Walter:
Sorry, baby, I'm not buying.

Phyllis:
I'm not asking you to buy. Just hold me close. [she hugs him, but then draws back when she feels the gun against her]

Walter:
Good-bye baby. [He shoots her]

Double Indemnity  Movie Quote

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RADM Yancy Graham:
It's good to see you again, Dodge. Been about four years.

LCDR Tom Dodge:
Something like that, sir; not since we were both at King's Bay.

Graham:
You're about to join the elite of the submarine service. The best the U.S. Navy has to offer.

Dodge:
Damn good feeling, sir.

Graham:
As a matter of fact, there she is right now: your new boat. [Dodge turns to look; a rusty old submarine is tied up at the pier.] USS Stingray, SS-161.

Dodge:
[Horrified] That! This can't be my boat, sir.

Graham:
Well, it most certainly is. Balao-class, refitted 1958.

Dodge:
Balao-class?! But that's a diesel sub! This is a joke, right? The Navy doesn't even use diesels anymore!

Graham:
They do now; she's been recommissioned.

Dodge:
Well, no disrespect to the USS Rustoleum here, but I'd be better off in the Merrimac! I was trained to command a nuclear boat!

Graham:
Are you refusing to take command?

Dodge:
...No, sir.

Graham:
Good. You'll meet your crew here tomorrow morning, at 0700.

Dodge:
[Sarcastic] They also left over from World War II, sir?

Graham:
No, Captain. They've been hand-picked. By me.

Down Periscope  Movie Quote

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VADM Dean Winslow:
Here are some recent satellite photos of Petropovlosk, Vladivostok. That's where the Russians have got their diesel sub fleet. They're docked there. But each week, there are fewer. Cause they're sellin' 'em off like hotcakes, to countries like Iran, Iraq and Libya to name a few.

LCDR Tom Dodge:
With all due respect, sir, one American nuclear attack sub could defeat several diesels.

Winslow:
In a conventional battle, certainly, that's true. But one if you had one renegade diesel captain, decided to hit us- bam- suddenly, without cause or warning, like a terrorist intent on getting a nuclear warhead into one of our harbors. You think we could catch and kill a bogey like that in time?

Dodge:
Absolutely, sir.

Winslow:
Well, the Department of Defense and most of the Admiralty, they would agree with you. But me, personally? I'd like to know for sure. And that's why you're gonna clean the Stingray up and take her out, off the Atlantic coast, for a series of war games. One rebel diesel, against the U.S. nuclear Navy. Come on. [Shows Dodge a map] First, you're going to attempt to invade Charleston harbor. And if you're good enough to evade further pursuit, you'll attempt to sink shipping right here at the naval base in Norfolk. Simulated, of course. What do you think, Mr. Dodge?

Dodge:
I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked, sir.

Winslow:
Aw, don't gimme that! Damn it to hell, don't go by the book! Think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?

Dodge:
By a strange coincidence, you do, sir. However, the task I have been handed here is close to impossible. If I pull it off- that is, get both ports- I would like command of my own nuclear sub.

Winslow:
Setting terms, now?

Dodge:
No, sir. But without command, once this exercise is over, I'm headed for a desk job, which means I'm out of the Navy.

Winslow:
I can't make you any guarantees, Dodge. But this is what I'll do. I'll give you two live torpedoes, set a dummy in Norfolk harbor. If I see that baby go up, then we'll talk about your boat.

Dodge:
Thank you, sir.

Down Periscope  Movie Quote

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Dodge:
Marty, I'm a little worried about your health. Not exactly a people person, are you? I'm afraid you're headed straight for an ulcer if you can't ease up a little bit.

Pascal:
I'm-I'm not happy with this boat, sir. Requesting permission for a transfer.

Dodge:
What?

Pascal:
Commander, this-this boat... it's a rustbucket! It's a shitbox! And this crew is the most incompetent bunch of retards and assholes in naval history! I mean, I know why you're here, but- I don't know why I was even considered for such an assignment-

Dodge:
'Scuse me, 'scuse me. Why am I here?

Pascal:
You know, your thing!

Dodge:
What "thing"?

Pascal:
The weenie tattoo.

Dodge:
[Laughs] Wow. Look, Pascal, I hate to disappoint you, but I may have had some other things going for me.

Pascal:
Yeah, yeah, yeah- I believe you, sir. Now, about my transfer. This post could seriously jeopardize my chances for advancement. I mean, I am this close to command, sir-

Dodge:
Forget it. You think you're the only one embarrassed to be here, you think this is the command I dreamed about? Well, we're all in this mess together, mister. And you and your career are in the hands of those very assholes! Including this one. That answer your question?

Pascal:
Yes, sir.

Dodge:
Dismissed.

Down Periscope  Movie Quote

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[Pascoe inspects the galley]

LT Martin Pascal:
Oh, my God! There are cockroaches in the flour! Your cigar ash is in the spaghetti! Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!

Seaman Buckman:
What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like cream of corn.

Pascal:
Except- it's deviled ham!

Buckman:
Now that would be a problem.

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[During the Stingray's homecoming]

Rear-Admiral Yancy Graham:
Sir, this entire exercise is invalid. Dodge left the containment area -

Vice-Admiral Dean Winslow:
- after you narrowed him down without proper authorization.

Graham:
He ignored a direct order!

Winslow:
Stow it, Yancy. He had higher orders... and you can forget about that third star. [Smiles and walks away]

Down Periscope  Movie Quote

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Winslow:
Welcome back, Captain. You certainly pushed my order to the breaking point.

Dodge:
Thank you, sir. I mean, if that's a compliment.

Winslow:
However, under the circumstances, I will not be able to give you your own Los Angeles-class nuclear submarine.

Dodge:
Yes, sir.

Winslow:
Instead, you will be given a new Seawolf-class nuclear submarine and will attend its launching on Friday! And this time, you'll be given a proper crew, one commensurate with your tactical and leadership abilities.

Dodge:
Thank you, sir, but I'd have to decline.

Winslow:
Decline?

Dodge:
I would not be in line for such a promotion without the help of my present crew. I could not in good conscience accept another command without them.

Winslow:
Still setting terms, huh, Dodge?

Dodge:
Just respectfully requesting, sir.

Winslow:
Well, at least you got my son to face forward.

Dodge:
Your son? Stepanak, sir?

Winslow:
Yes. It's his mother's name. His salute still leaves something to be desired.

Dodge:
We'll work on that, sir.

Winslow:
You do that, Commander. [Salutes]

Down Periscope  Movie Quote

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[After the credits; Vickie and Peter call each other on the telephone at the exact same moment. They proceed to speak entirely in unison throughout the scene]

Vickie Hiller and Peter MacManus:
I'm sorry, you'll have to hold. Peter / Vickie?! Do you want to marry me or not?! I'm not giving up my career! [Equal astonishment] I wouldn't ask you to! Then it's a deal? Deal!

Down with Love  Movie Quote

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Adolf Hitler:
Koller, do you know that Berlin is under artillery fire?

Karl Koller:
No.

Hitler:
Can't you hear the shelling?

Koller:
No, I'm in Wildpark Werder.

Hitler:
Berlin is chaotic. Apparently, the Russians have captured a railway bridge over the Oder.

Koller:
The enemy has no railway artillery near the Oder. (Looks at a notice) That's not long range artillery. The Flak and Zoobunkers say the shells are only 10 and 12 cm in caliber, meaning the Russians are closer. The Russians have positions near Marzahn.

Hitler:
That's only 12 kilometers from the city center! Are the Russians that close? They should hang the entire Luftwaffe leadership! (hangs up) This is unheard of, unheard of! The Russians are 12 kilometers from the city center. Nobody told me anything. I had to ask.

Hans Krebs:
Maybe it is long-range artillery after all. You mentioned that railway bridge over the Oder...

Hitler:
Nonsense!

Downfall  Movie Quote

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