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Alex Rose:
  I'm sorry, I don't hear anything.

Mrs. Connelly:
  It was very distinctive.  The pipes went "bang bang, bangety bang bang…bang, bang."

Duplex  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Herman:
  Nancy, did you finish the Celebrity Scene page?

Nancy Kendricks:
  Oh, tickety boo.

Herman:
  I don't know what that means.

Nancy Kendricks:
  It means you'll have it soon.

Herman:
  Well if you mean I'll have it soon, then why don't you say "I'll have it soon"?  I mean, "tickety boo" is just confusing, for everybody!

Duplex  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nancy Kendricks:
  Were you napping?

Alex Rose:
  No!  I was…I was just rearranging my book collection.

Nancy Kendricks:
  In the dark?

Alex Rose:
  And then I just shut my eyes, for a second…

Nancy Kendricks:
  Look!  I got a peacock!

Alex Rose:
  What does it do?

Nancy Kendricks:
  It's there to be decorative and look pretty and be aesthetically pleasing.

Duplex  Movie Quote

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Herman:
  And what do you do, Chick?

Chick:
  I'm a pornographer.  Let me give you my card, you know, just in case.

Duplex  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Connelly:
  I always thought it was strange, your husband staying home while you were out there, providin'.

Nancy Kendricks:
  Well, he's a writer.

Mrs. Connelly:
  [laughs]  Writer?  The man naps more than a newborn pup.  What's he writing about, sheep?

Nancy Kendricks:
  Is there something, Mrs. Connelly?

Mrs. Connelly:
  Oh, I guess ya could say there was something!  I've got 'something' on display in my kitchen.

[cut to a scene in Connelly's kitchen]

Nancy Kendricks:
  That is not a mouse dropping, it's a raisin.

Mrs. Connelly:
  That is the leavings of a mouse.

Nancy Kendricks:
  It's a raisin!  [puts the raisin in mouth; expression turns to disgust as she hacks up raisin]

Mrs. Connelly:
  I spayed it with Lysol.

Duplex  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Connelly:
  [regains consciousness, notices Nancy's hands on her chest]  What are ya doin'?!

Nancy Kendricks:
  You were choking on a chocolate.

[Connelly looks at Alex who has lipstick on his lips from reviving her]

Alex Rose:
  You choked on a chocolate.

Mrs. Connelly:
  Awww!

[cut to the police station]

Officer Dan:
  Go on, Mrs. Connelly.

Mrs. Connelly:
  The last thing I remember, I ate one of their chocolates.  When I woke up, he was havin' his way, and she was holdin' me down!

Alex Rose:
  No, no, I was trying to save her life!

Mrs. Connelly:
  He stole my drawers once.  For sniffin'!

Alex Rose:
  That's ridiculous!  She was choking on a chocolate so I gave—

Officer Dan:
  Do shut up.

Duplex  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nancy Kendricks:
  Come on, come on.  We don't have much time.

Alex Rose:
  I know, she's running errands.  That only gives us twelve fucking hours.

Duplex  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nancy Kendricks:
  Poor Mr. Peabody!

Alex Rose:
  He took one for the team.

Duplex  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dylan:
There's more than one way to die. Your heart can go on ticking, but sometime that’s just for show.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Dylan is woken up by a sound of a gun being cocked.)

Man with a gun:
You think you can just ruin peopIe's Iives and get away with it?

Dylan:
You cocked the gun too early.

Men:
What?

Dylan:
Shove a gun in somebody's face, that's shock enough. You want to save the gun-cocking till later. In case the gun itself doesn't put enough fear into the guy. You've already done that. Now what do you do? Shake it at me?

(Man shakes the gun at Dylan.)

Dylan:
See? Hardly effective, right?

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marcus:
I'm sorry, there's a revolution going on, DyIan. It’s called digital, all right? There are certain parts of the world that consider film kind of old.

Dylan:
Sounds like paradise.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Dylan is using some antique tools.)

Elizabeth:
Fascinating. It's very high-tech.

Dylan:
Undead investigation is old-school.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dylan:
The thing about werewolves is that they don't take too well at being accused of murder. Especially the ones they commit.

Dylan:
Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Marcus:
The good. The bad.

Dylan:
Okay. The bad news is that you’re dead.

Marcus (laughing):
That’s funny. You’re funny. So what’s the good news then?

Dylan:
The good news is that the condition is manageable.

Dylan Dog: Dead of Night  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim:
The Army changes a fellow. It kinda makes you think different. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life answering a factory whistle instead of a bugle call. I'll be cooped up in a shipping room all day. I want to do something worthwhile.

Rev. Allen:
After a good night's sleep, you'll be ready to take up where you left off at the factory. A soldier of peace instead of a soldier of war.

Jim:
I don't want to be a soldier of anything. You see, Mom. I want to get out, away from routine. I had enough of that in the Army...I've been doing engineering work in the Army and that's the kind of work I want to do now. A man's job where he can accomplish things, where he can build, construct, create, do things.

Rev. Allen:
That sounds very nice, but after all, a job in the hand's worth two in the bush.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Prisoner:
There's too many breaks against ya. You gotta beat the chains, bloodhounds, and a bunch of guards who'd just as soon bring ya back dead.

Bomber:
It's been done, but you gotta figure out some perfect scheme. You gotta watch, you gotta wait, maybe one year, maybe two. Then, hang it on the limb.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linda:
You've got plenty of what it takes to pull an escape from that place.

Jim:
I'm not safe yet. Not until I'm out of the state.

Linda:
If there's anything I can do to help you, just say the word.

Jim:
Thanks, but there's nothing you can do.

Linda:
How about a drink?

Jim:
Nope.

Linda:
You don't mind if I take one, do you?

Jim:
No, go right ahead.

Linda:
Here's to you. A guy with your nerve's got the breaks comin' to him. I know what you're thinking. I understand. You're among friends.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marie:
I don't think you like me anymore.

Jim:
Of course I do. We can't always be playing around. I mean, what's that got to do with it?

Marie:
Oh, I don't know, but you don't act like you used to. Now, I don't seem good enough for you.

Jim:
You're imagining things.

Marie:
No, I'm not. When you were first here, you weren't this way. You've grown tired of me. I was silly enough to believe you when you said you loved me.

Jim:
I said 'I loved you'? Now, Marie, you know that's not so. I never said that. You're just trying to put me in a spot. And you know it wasn't love - just as well as I do.

Marie:
So that's the way you feel, huh!? Well, you can't make me out cheap and get away with it! I know what I'm talkin' about, see? And some day, you're gonna be sorry.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

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Jim:
I appreciate all you've done for me, but I couldn't love you. I can't change my feeling toward you any more than I can change the color of my eyes. I know I'm speaking bluntly, but frankly, and it's to save us both a lot of misery.

Marie:
And is that your only reason for leaving?

Jim:
Well, it's a pretty good one, isn't it?

Marie:
Not very. Of course, when a fella wants to ditch a girl, he'll do most anything - providing it doesn't land him back on the chain gang where he probably belongs...I wouldn't tell if I had a reason to protect you.

Jim:
What do you mean?

Marie:
I wouldn't tell if you were my husband.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim:
Do you mind if we stay here awhile, or must you go home?

Helen:
There are no must's in my life. I'm free, white, and twenty-one.

Jim:
You're lucky.

Helen:
Why?

Jim:
Well, you can go where you want, when you want.

Helen:
Can't you?

Jim:
Yes - and no.

Helen:
You're a strange, moody person. You need somebody to pull you out of those doldrums.

Jim:
Are you applying for that job?

Helen:
I might consider it.

Jim:
You're hired.

Helen:
When do I start?

Jim:
You've started several hours ago.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim:
Why don't you play the game square?

Marie:
Square! So that you and your sweet mama can give me the grand goodbye, huh? Ah, be yourself.

Jim:
If you don't listen to reason, I'll find some way.

Marie:
You do and you'll serve out your time.

Jim:
It's no worse than serving out my time with you.

Marie:
You'll be sorry you said that.

Jim:
Now, listen, you've held a sword over my head about long enough. It's about time you called it quits. You've been pulling a bluff on me and I've been fool enough and coward enough to fall for it.

Marie:
Oh, you filthy, good-for-nothing convict. A bluff, eh? You'll see. You'll see.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bomber:
How did you get to this little bit of heaven, kid?

Jim:
That's a long story.

Bomber:
Boy, if you think those other chain gangs are tough, wait till you get a load of this joint. These are the guys that were too tough for the chain gang.

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Helen:
Jim, why haven't you come before?

Jim:
I couldn't, I was afraid to.

Helen:
But you could have written. It's been almost a year since you escaped.

Jim:
But I haven't escaped. They're still after me. They'll always be after me. I've had jobs but I can't keep them. Something happens. Someone turns up. I hide in rooms all day and travel by night. No friends. No rest. No peace.

Helen:
Oh, Jim!

Jim:
Keep moving. That's all that's left for me. Forgive me, Helen. I-I had to take a chance to see you tonight. Just to say good-bye.

Helen:
Oh, Jim. It was all going to be so different.

Jim:
It is different. They've made it different....[A door slams] I've gotta go.

Helen:
I can't let you go like this!

Jim:
I've got to.

Helen:
Can't you tell me where you're going? [He shakes his head no] Will you write? [He backs up and again shakes no] Do you need any money? [He again shakes no] But you must, Jim. How do you live?

Jim:
I steal!

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

TV Personality:
The world of medicine has seen its share of miracle cures, from the polio vaccine to heart transplants. But all past achievements may pale in comparison to the work of Dr. Alice Krippin. Thank you so much for joining us this morning.

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Not at all.

TV Personality:
So, Dr. Krippin, give it to me in a nutshell.

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Well, the premise is quite simple - um, take something designed by nature and reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it.

TV Personality:
You're talking about a virus?

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Indeed, yes. In this case the measles, um, virus which has been engineered at a genetic level to be helpful rather than harmful. Um, I find the best way to describe it is if you can... if you can imagine your body as a highway, and you picture the virus as a very fast car, being driven by a very bad man. Imagine the damage that car can cause. Then if you replace that man with a cop... the picture changes. And that's essentially what we've done.

TV Personality:
And how many people have you treated so far?

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Well, we've had 10,009 clinical trials in humans so far.

TV Personality:
And how many are cancer-free?

Dr. Alice Krippin:
10,009.

TV Personality:
So you have actually cured cancer.

Dr. Alice Krippin:
Yes, yes... yes, we have.

I Am Legend  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Social Worker:
Lucy, your father is 1 hour and 45 minutes late. You only have a few minutes left.

Lucy:
You can leave if you want to.

I Am Sam  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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