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Wooldoor:
Foxxy, the only thing you're good at is giving head, and you managed to do the opposite!

Foxxy:
You too Wooldoor?

[Foxxy runs away crying and Wooldoor feels sad]

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The housemates are waking up in their house]

Clara:
Good morning, people and Foxxy. It's a lovely day to be on a reality show.

Foxxy:
And it's a great day to deny wettin' the bed. WHICH I DID NOT DO!

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rhino Guard:
Do you not know that impersonating a princess is a serious offense, punishable by death?

Clara:
[slapping the guard] Do you not know that sucking my dick is a serious offense, punishable by FUCK YOU! Now let us in at once or I'll have your children killed! [to the camera] Yeah, it's good to be home.

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added 5 years ago

Suck My Taint Girl:
Look, Make-A-Point Land!

Wooldoor:
Where? I can't see it.

Foxxy:
It's right over there, between Why-You-So-Bitter-About-Being-Canceled Land and You-Had-Three-Or-Four-Seasons-You-Should-Be-Happy-With-What-You-Got-Most-Shows-Don't-Even-Get-That Land.

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Foxxy:
Guys, I solved a mystery.

Clara:
The only mystery you've ever solved is the mystery of the empty uterus. [Everybody except Foxxy laughs]

Foxxy:
If that's true, then how did I found out that the Drawn Together had been canceled?

Wooldoor:
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cancelled?

Clara:
That's ridiculous!

Captain Hero:
Girl, you crazy.

Spanky:
Poppycock!

Foxxy:
Oh, really? Then why can I say, "You can all fuck my titties with your shit-covered cocks, you cum-guzzling faggots" without being bleeped?

Spanky:
Yeah! How the fuck is... Whoa! I just said "fuck!"

Captain Hero:
Fuck! Oh, well, I'll be darned.

Toot:
Dick-gobbling, blood-soaked, ass-eating turd taster! Whoo-hoo! This is fun!

Ling-Ling:
If we not on TV anymore, then why have I been bleaching my anus?

The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clara:
Never trust a Jew producer. I'm obviously a real Disney princess. If I weren't, why would I be so much better than all you people and Foxxy?

Foxxy:
Maybe the Jew Producer was tellin' the truth. I mean, Clara, you may look like a Disney princess, but how many Disney princesses have done the things you done done? [cut to various shots of Clara doing un-princess-like things] And how many times you seen Josie and the Pussycats do what I doed? [cut to various shots of Foxxy doing things not befitting of Josie and the Pussycats]

Captain Hero:
Now, Foxxy, let's not jump to any conclusions here.

Foxxy:
C'mon, Captain Hero, how many real superheroes do you know that bang corpses?

Captain Hero:
I don't know. Molly, how many superheroes HAVE you been with? [cut to various shots of Molly in sexual encounters with various superheroes, the last one in which Batman can be seen fellating Robin on a toilet]

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added 5 years ago

Jew Producer:
You don't talk much, do you, I.S.R.A.E.L.?

I.S.R.A.E.L.:
I.S.R.A.E.L. talks when I.S.R.A.E.L. has something to say.

Jew Producer:
OK, just trying to pass the time here. Listen, I know you're a robot and everything, but don't you have feeling? Isn't it hard for you to destroy things that have never wronged you?

I.S.R.A.E.L.:
Everyone has wronged I.S.R.A.E.L.!

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added 5 years ago

Foxxy:
You out your fuckin' mind? I said fuck, and they didn't even beep it! Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! [gasps] What about shit? What about cunt? What about shitcunt? [gasps again] No beeps! They ain't beeping the curse words! [to Wooldoor] Go on, try it! Say something!

Wooldoor:
Okay. Uh, schwartza. Mud baby. Smoked Irishman. Ink face!

Foxxy:
Nah, dummy, they never censor racism. I'm talking about words like "shitcunt".

Wooldoor:
Ooh, I could never say that. Those are bad words.

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added 5 years ago

Spanky:
Well, like a colostomy bag, I'm on Foxxy's side. I liked being a reality TV star.

Wooldoor:
Yeah! We need to get our show back. Otherwise, I'll have to go back to my old gig: exposing myself to children, and that union has THE worst health plan!

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added 5 years ago

Captain Hero:
Psst! That guard outfit makes you look fat.

Ryan the Rhino Guard:
It does? [runs off crying]

Another Rhino Guard:
Oh, great! Now I'll have to deal with that all night. Ryan, wait up!

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added 5 years ago

I.S.R.A.E.L.:
I.S.R.A.E.L. must kill you all

Xandir:
Wait, can't we just work something out?

I.S.R.A.E.L.:
I.S.R.A.E.L. must be aggressive to survive. It's a common sense policy

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Jew Son:
Hey, after that, Jew Dad, can we play a little catch?

Jew Producer:
Of course, Jew Son. Gosh, I love you. I don't know what I'd do if anything would happen to you. Oh, how emotionally invested I am in you staying safe and remaining alive, as would anyone watching us right now. [his cell phone rings] Oh, no.

Jew Wife:
Don't you dare answer that! It's Shabbat!

Jew Producer:
But it's work! It must be important if the boss is calling today.

Jew Wife:
I don't care if it's Moses himself. Do NOT answer that!

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added 5 years ago

Clara:
What the... [walks into the king, who is not her father at all] Who the fuck are you? [everyone gasps]

King:
I am the king!

Clara:
The king? You are not the king. My father is the king, which makes me the princess.

Real Princess:
Father, I think this peasant has gone mad with the plague... [spinning around, during which time we get to see her vagina under her dress] for everyone knows I am the true princess of the land.

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added 5 years ago

Xandir:
[to a crying Clara] Oh, it's OK, Clara. So we're not who we think we are. So what, right?

Clara:
So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries.

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added 5 years ago

Alex Gardner:
[talking about his current lifestyle] Sounds like you disapprove.

Dr. Paul Novotny:
You're damn right I disapprove! You've got tremendous gifts, and you've chosen to piss them all away.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jane DeVries:
Well, one of our areas of research is sexual dysfunction. If a man is experiencing impotency, we can determine whether the cause is physical or psychological by monitoring his sleep.

Alex Gardner:
Mm-hmm. How's that?

Jane DeVries:
Well, if it isn't physical, he'll experience three or four erections during the course of the night.

Alex Gardner:
Mm, I see. So, Jane, what you do here, in effect, is count boners.

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added 5 years ago

Dr. Paul Novotny:
How did you sleep? Have any dreams?

Alex Gardner:
You mind if take a leak before I give my deposition?

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added 5 years ago

Dr. Paul Novotny:
Bill Hardy has been a good test subject for us before.

Alex Gardner:
Oh, he's a steel worker. I'll probably wind up in some bad beer commercial.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

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Alex Gardner:
A woman died, Tommy!

Tommy Ray Glatman:
Everybody dies.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alex Gardner:
You had Tommy Ray kill that woman in the dream link, didn't you?

Bob Blair:
Yes.

Alex Gardner:
Why?

Bob Blair:
I wanted to see if it could be done.

Alex Gardner:
You're a real humanitarian, Blair.

Bob Blair:
I'm a realist. We live in a dangerous, hostile world. I will do whatever I have to to keep this country safe.

Alex Gardner:
Yeah, that's what scares me.

Bob Blair:
You're a very intelligent young man, Alex. You've mastered an amazing technique. Surely you can see the possibilities. During his dream link with Matusik, Tommy Ray stabbed her with a knife. A dream knife. The shock to Matusik's system caused a coronary and she died. So, the old wives tale comes true after all. When you dream that you die, you die in life at the very same instant. Now we can go into an enemy's dream, kill him, make it look as if he died in his sleep. Do you realize what that means?

Alex Gardner:
It means no one's safe from you.

Bob Blair:
The question is whether you're gonna cooperate. I never had any doubts about Tommy Ray.

Alex Gardner:
Well, why should you? He killed his own father. He's a fucking psychopath.

Bob Blair:
Alex, it's very simple. Either you work for me or you die.

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bob Blair:
[opens the elevator door to find Alex there] How did you get in here?

Alex Gardner:
It was easy!

[Rips his own head in two to reveal a monster inside that bites Blair's head off]

Dreamscape  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Elliott:
How are things going with you and Mike?

Kate Miller:
Fine.

Dr. Elliott:
Good.

Kate Miller:
[considering for a moment] No, they're not fine. What a stupid word that is. He gave me one of his wham-bang specials today and I'm mad at him. Isn't that right? Shouldn't I be mad at him?

Dr. Elliott:
Yeah. Did you tell him?

Kate Miller:
Of course not. I moaned with pleasure at his touch - isn't that what every man wants?

Dr. Elliott:
I don't know. Is it?

Kate Miller:
Don't start that stuff with me.

Dressed to Kill  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate Miller:
Maybe there's something wrong with me.

Dr. Elliott:
There's nothing wrong with you.

Kate Miller:
Do you find me attractive?

Dr. Elliott:
Of course.

Kate Miller:
Would you want to sleep with me?

Dr. Elliott:
Yes.

Kate Miller:
Then why don't you?

Dr. Elliott:
Because I love my wife, and sleeping with you isn't worth jeopardizing my marriage. Is it worth it to you?

Kate Miller:
I don't know.

Dressed to Kill  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Liz Blake:
I'm sorry, am I bothering you?

Hood #1:
Naw, you ain't bothering me.

Hood #2:
But you're bothering ME.

Hood #1:
You say she's bothering you?

Hood #2:
That's right, this bitch is bothering me.

Hood #1:
Well, what you gonna do 'bout that?

Hood #2:
I'm gonna kick her ass.

Dressed to Kill  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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