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McDermott:
If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who fucking cares?

Bateman:
Well, let's just say hypothetically, OK? What if they have a great personality?

[pause, all laugh]

Bateman:
I know, I know. [in unison with the rest] There are no girls with good personalities.

Van Patten:
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

McDermott:
The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.

Van Patten:
Absolutely.

McDermott:
And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.

Bateman:
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Van Patten:
Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?

Bateman:
No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties.

McDermott:
So what did Ed say?

Bateman:
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.

McDermott:
And what did the other part think?

Bateman:
What her head would look like on a stick. [chuckles]

American Psycho  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luis:
Hi, guys. I wanna get your opinion on something. It's my business card. I decided to get a new one, too.

[Luis removes his business card from the holder and shows it to McDermott, then Van Patten]

McDermott:
Very nice.

Van Patten:
Very nice, Luis.

Luis:
Thank you. [shows it to Bateman, who does not respond. Luis then leaves]

Van Patten:
Listen, what about dinner...

Bateman:
Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten? What about fuckin' dinner?!

McDermott:
Cheer up there, baby. What's the matter? No shiatsu this morning? [claps Bateman on the shoulder]

Bateman:
[shoves McDermott's hand away] Touch me like that, and you'll draw back a stump.

McDermott:
Hold on there, little buddy--!

[Bateman leaves and heads for the restroom where Luis is at. Donning a pair of leather gloves, he approaches Luis from behind and prepares to strangle him, but Luis turns around, sees Bateman, removes one of the gloves and kisses Bateman's hand.]

Luis:
[laughs] Patrick...why here? I've seen you looking at me. [traces a hand along Bateman's cheek, before pressing a finger to his lips and nose] I've noticed your...hot body. [chuckles, then moves in close] Don't be shy. You can't imagine how long I've wanted this - ever since that Christmas party - Arizona 206, you know, the one where you were wearing that red striped paisley Armani tie...

[Bateman, bewildered and disgusted, heads to one of the sinks and begins washing his hands - without even removing the gloves.]

Luis:
I want you. I want you, too!

[Bateman does not respond and heads for the door.]

Luis:
Patrick!

Bateman:
WHAT IS IT?!

Luis:
...Where are you going?

Bateman:
I've gotta return some videotapes. [leaves]

American Psycho  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bateman:
I think, um, Evelyn, that we've, uh, lost touch.

Evelyn:
Why? What's wrong?

Bateman:
My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be corrected, but, ah, I have no other way to fulfill my needs. I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other anymore.

Evelyn:
But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. [fusses with his collar] You have a little something...

Bateman:
I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.

Evelyn:
What about the past? Our past?

Bateman:
We never really shared one.

Evelyn:
You're inhuman.

Bateman:
No...I'm in touch with humanity. Evelyn, I'm sorry, I just, uh...You're not terribly important to me.

American Psycho  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bateman:
Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston, had four number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?

Elizabeth:
[laughing] You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?

Bateman:
[ignoring her] It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but "The Greatest Love of All" is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message, crucial really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

American Psycho  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bryce:
[after snorting "cut" cocaine] It's a fucking milligram of sweetener. I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.

Bateman:
Definitely weak, but I have a feeling that if we do enough of it we'll be okay.

Club Patron:
[leans over from another booth] Will you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!

Bryce:
Fuck you! Calm down. Let's do it anyway. That is if the FAGGOT in the next stall thinks it's okay!

Club Patron:
FUCK YOU!

Bryce:
HEY FUCK YOU! Sorry, dude. Steroids. Okay, let's do it.

American Psycho  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bryce:
[watching Ronald Reagan on TV] How can he just stand there and lie like that? He makes himself out to be a harmless old codger, but inside... inside...

Bateman:
[internal monologue] ... "but inside" doesn't matter.

McDermott:
"Inside," yes, "inside..." - believe it or not, Bryce, we're actually listening to you...

Bryce:
Come on, Bateman, what do you think?

Bateman:
Whatever.

American Psycho  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Taya cuddles their baby daughter]

Taya Kyle:
I'm making memories by myself. I have no one to share them with.

Chris Kyle:
Yeah, well, we don't got all our lives forever.

Taya Kyle:
When does that start? Even when you're here, you're not here. I see you, I feel you, but you're not here. [Chris gently takes their daughter from her] I hate the Teams for it. I do. You're my husband. You're the father of my children, but they're the ones that pull you back.

Chris Kyle:
Yeah, you see, they can't wait, but we can.

Taya Kyle:
[clearly hurt by what he just said] If you think this war isn't changing you, you're wrong. You can only circle the flames so long. [a tear falls from her eye] It's true.

[Chris puts their daughter in the cradle and leaves the room without another word.]

American Sniper  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Taya Renae Kyle:
[after Chris wants to redeploy again] Do you wanna die? Is that what this is?

Chris Kyle:
No.

Taya Renae Kyle:
Just tell me. Tell me why you do it. I want to understand.

Chris Kyle:
Baby, I do it for you. I do it to protect you.

Taya Renae Kyle:
[shakes her head in disbelief] No, you don't.

Chris Kyle:
Yes, I do.

Taya Renae Kyle:
I'm here. Your family is here. Your children have no father.

Chris Kyle:
I love to serve my country.

Taya Renae Kyle:
Such fucking bullshit! You don't know when to quit. You did your part. We sacrificed enough. You let somebody else go!

Chris Kyle:
Let somebody else go?

Taya Renae Kyle:
Yeah.

Chris Kyle:
Yeah, well, I couldn't live with myself…

Taya Renae Kyle:
[cutting him off] Yeah, well, you find a way. You have to. [crying] Okay, I need you to be human again. I need you here. If you leave us again, I don't think we'll be here when you get back.

Chris Kyle:
Come here. Come here.

[Chris tries to calm her by hugging her. We later see Chris on his fourth tour in Iraq.]

American Sniper  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[hunting down Mustafa]

Chris Kyle:
I got something 1900 yards out.

Army Ranger:
Fuck, we can't even see that far out. Hold your fire. You'll expose us all.

'D':
He's right. That's a no pointer.

Chris Kyle:
Correction, It's 2100 yards out.

'D':
That's more than a mile. Impossible shot, Chris.

Chris Kyle:
[after adjusting his scope] It's him. [into his headset] I got eyes on target. Initiate QRF, over.

Predator operator:
Copy that. Quick reaction force 20 minutes out.

Chris Kyle:
He has eyes on our guys.

'D':
Can you confirm it's him?

Chris Kyle:
It's him. Oh, it's him.

'D':
It's your call, Chris.

Army Ranger:
Quick reaction force is 20 minutes out. Stand the fuck down.

'D':
You got it, take it, man.

Chris Kyle:
Aim small, miss small. Do it for Biggles.

[Chris fires the shot, which is seen in slow motion, and he kills Mustafa. However, several insurgents have been alerted and start to move towards the team.]

Army Ranger:
You just fucked us, Legend.

Chris Kyle:
Tango down.

Army Ranger:
[into his headset] We need QRF, ASAP!

'D':
Mission accomplished.

Chris Kyle:
He had eyes on our guys. I took him out.

Army Ranger:
Yeah, now we're fucked like a football bat.

'D':
Biggles would be proud. You did it, Chris.

[the team then enters a huge firefight with the insurgents and barely escape, using a sandstorm as cover.]

American Sniper  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mama:
Well, Mr. There-Are-No-Whats-In-America? Hmm?

Papa:
Cats. [laughs sheepishly]

An American Tail  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tiger:
[playing cards] I got it! I got it! I got it! Rummy!

Cat:
Tiger, for the hundredth time, we're playing poker.

Tiger:
[chuckles nervously] I knew that. I knew that, but who can concentrate with all that, you know, noise?

Cat 2:
Hey, Tiger, when the boss plays, it's culture.

An American Tail  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Fievel:
I want to get out of here.

Tony:
[chuckles] You and me both.

Fievel:
I have to find my family.

Noodles:
Oh, shut up! Go to sleep.

Pee Wee:
[offscreen] Pipe down.

Roc:
[offscreen] Oh, be quiet!

Fievel:
I wish we had that mouse with the long hair. She could drop her hair out the window, and we can all climb down.

Worker:
Sure. Out the window.

Pee Wee:
Oh, fairy tales!

Tony:
Wait a minute. This kid may have something. Tony Toponi's the name. Put her there, eh--

Fievel:
Fievel. Fievel Mousekewitz.

Tony:
Fievel? Ooh! That name's got to go. Hey, I'll tell you what, though. Filly!

Fievel:
[giggles] Filly?

Tony:
Yeah, fits you perfect. Hey, Filly. You got any idea where your family is? Filly! Filly Mousekewitz! Hey, Filly! Sheesh!

An American Tail  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

T.R. Chula:
[laughing] I win again! Fathead!

One-Eye:
I saw you're cheatin'. You've played your last hand, Chula.

T.R. Chula:
I don't think so. [holds up loads of aces with his legs] I GOT SEVEN MORE! DOG-CHOW!

Felonius:
Why you rotten, lowdown, double-dealin'...

One-Eye:
I don't get it, boss. How come we're not munchin' those mice back there?

Frenchy:
(French accent) Oui, this fraternity with mice does run counter to nature.

Cat R. Waul:
Which would you rather have, the crouton or the entire caesar salad? Of course we're going to eat the mice, but only after we have exploited their labors. We are nice to the mice because it is intelligent to be so, see? If we act sweetly, they will come in droves. If we hiss, they will run, and we will have to chase after them, an unnecessary expenditure of calories.

One-Eye:
So, when do we take the big bite, boss?

T.R. Chula:
What do we get to eat them? When, when, when, WHEEEN?!

Cat R. Waul:
When my empire at Green River is complete and when we have a better mousetrap.

All:
MOUSEBURGERS!

Cat R. Waul:
Yes, mouseburgers, indeed! Music...to aid the digestion.

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cat R. Waul:
Please, there's no need for such a bleak assessment of your situation. After all, what are neighbors for? A cup of sugar, a saucer of cream. A pail of water, perhaps.

T.R. Chula:
Water? I'll give 'em water. [spitting]

Cat R. Waul:
I'd like to share a vision. A vision of a better world. A world where cats and mice live and work side by side. A world where mothers raise their mouselings without fear. Where musicians receive their proper due. Where young mousettes fulfill their every, dream. Will you help me...build this world?

[Various mice cheering]

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Fievel, after falling into a bowl of water, sucks it up. Tiger also drinks the water, unaware that he has also eaten Fievel]

Fievel:
Oh, no! I'm in a mouth!

[Fievel screams and hangs on to Tiger's uvula. Tiger chokes and gulps]

Tiger:
I think a little endive went down the wrong tube.

Fievel:
Oh, I hope he doesn't throw up. [gas starts welling up in Tiger's throat] GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Tiger:
[surprised] Who said that?!

Fievel:
[from inside Tiger's mouth] Me!

Tiger:
[points to an apple he's holding, thinking that's what's talking] "Me", he says.

Fievel:
Say "ah"!

Tiger:
[opens his mouth with Fievel on his tongue] Ah!

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cat R. Waul:
[after pulling to activate a trap door on stage which an opera singing mouse falls into] Terrible! Terrible! Absolutely, positively apalling. I must have a voice to match the occulence of this salOON!

[Fievel has scrambled up behind Cat R. Waul with a fork and stabbed him in the butt, making him jump out of his clothes through the ceiling to an upper level saloon where a lady grabs him]

Lady at saloon:
Oh, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy! Pussy, pussy! Oh, pussy!

[He wriggles out, falls down the hole back into his clothes on the stage]

Cat R. Waul:
Humans! Yeeuk! So shiny and... pleh! [to Chula] Right! I want the subversive who tried to asassinate me found.

T.R. Chula:
I just loooove findin' subversives! Hey, boss, what's a subversive?

Cat R. Waul:
Someone who doesn't have very long to live.

[Fievel, with his shirt caught on the needle of a record player, tries to run and plays some music, which Cat R. Waul notices]

Cat R. Waul:
Ah. If it isn't my diminuitive friend from the train.

Fievel:
Cat R. Waul! I heard what you said about the Mouseburgers, and I'm gonna tell everyone. I'm gonna get Wylie Burp. Cause he's the law.

Cat R. Waul:
The Wylie Burp?

[The saloon erupts in laughter]

Cat R. Waul:
That quaint historical figure? [he picks Fievel up on a fork] Simply put, mouseling: I am the law here, and you're a mere hors d'oeuvre.

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tiger:
Bark. [His barking echoes through the mine] Woof, woof! [Tiger listen to his barking echoes] Bow-wow-wow, woof, woof! [Laughs; but stops] Woof, woof, woof! RUFF!

[Tiger barks like a dog while singing along to the mine as Fievel and Wylie smile with delight that Tiger has finally gotten it and shake hands.]

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wylie Burp:
It's too tough, kid. Get out while you still can.

Tiger:
Okay! Toodle-oo!

[Fievel grabs him by the tail]

Fievel:
Hey, Tiger, give them the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy eye!

[Tiger smiles with Fievel's idea and he, Wylie Burp, and Fievel do the Lazy Eye sending the cats running and screaming]

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Tiger tosses all the cats onto the mousetrap he confronts Chula holding Miss Kitty hostage]

Tiger:
If you harm one patch of fur on her again, I'll tear you apart!

[Chula shoots a web at Tiger, but Tiger grabs it and twirls his web as a lasso with him trapped on it.]

Tiger:
One leg at a time! [He throws Chula onto Cat R. Waul's head and Miss Kitty falls from the building, but Tiger catches her just in time before she hits the ground.]

Tiger:
Okay, Wylie!

Wylie Burp:
Let 'em rip, kid!

Fievel:
Yes, Sir, Mr. Burp Sir!

[Fievel shoots the giant gun and jumps off and it cuts the ribbon flinging Cat R. Waul and his men into the sky. Fievel, Wylie Burp, Miss Kitty, Tiger, Red, Micheal, the Mousekewitzes, and the other mice watch as they land like a bowling pin in a mail bag near the train tracks.]

Cat R. Waul:
And now-- [before he can finish his sentence, a train grabs the mail bag, knocking over the water tower in the process.] REVENGE!!!

Woman:
Oh, Pussypoos!

Cat R. Waul:
Oh, no!

Woman:
Come to Mommy, darling! [She dresses him up in baby clothes and hugs him tightly. Cat R. Waul screams.] Mommy's going to take care of you forever, and ever and ever! [Laughs]

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[last lines]

Wylie Burp:
Here, son. I-I want you to have one of these. [Gives Fievel his Sheriff badge]

Fievel Mousekewitz:
I can't. I'm not a hero like you. Well, [chuckles] not really.

Wylie Burp:
Well, maybe not. Maybe a real hero's the last one to hear about it. But you, you pulled me out of a gutter, and for that, I owe you some thanks. Just-Just remember, Fievel: One man's sunset is another man's dawn. I don't know what's out there beyond those hills, but if you ride yonder, head up, eyes steady, heart open, I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been lookin' for. [NOTE: These were last lines from James Stewart in his acting occupation, as he retired from acting after this here film, six years prior to his death. Wylie does not return in "Fievel's American Tails" because of Stewart's retirement.]

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kevin Myers:
Guys, here's to the next step!

Paul Finch:
Would you please shut up with that stepping?! Put your glass down!

American Wedding  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jim's Dad:
Why do you think, uh, Michelle, they call it "making love"?

Michelle:
I don't know. I just call it "boning".

Jim's Dad:
Boning? Well, when-when you're doing other things with Jim, when you're not... um... boning, how does he make you feel?

Michelle:
Horny, like I wanna bone.

Jim's Dad:
But-but, we can't be boning from sunrise to sunset, dear.

Michelle:
Oh, you've never tried it?

Jim's Dad:
I certainly have. I have. I've boned... from sunrise, uh, right through brunch on more than one occasion.

American Wedding  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Finch:
Now, Jim, let me handle this. These are my people.

Stifler:
They're gay?

Finch:
No, you bleeding imbecile. They have style, they're cultured, they're sophisticated.

Stifler:
So, they're gay.

American Wedding  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Finch:
"A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire.

Stifler:
"Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.

American Wedding  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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