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Ron Burgundy:
Brick, what the hell is that?

Brick Tamland:
It's a gun...from the future.

Wesley Jackson:
No fair, he has a gun from the future!

Ron Burgundy:
Where did you get it from?

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bobbi Campbell:
Well, you know, if the gay community doesn't start raising hell, do you think Reagan is going to do a damn thing?

The Choreographer:
I wish I had your courage.

Bobbi Campbell:
Courage... no. I'm scared to death. I just have this self-determination to live. Don't you?

And the Band Played On  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eddie Papasano:
Let me tell you people something, no matter what happens here today, if you try to close my joint, I 'll sue the ass off you.

Dr. Don Francis:
Doesn't it bother you knowing that the people who have sex in your bath-house are playing Russian roulette?

Eddie Papasano:
Please just cut out this bullshit. We're all in this for one thing: money. I make'em when the guys come in. You doctors, you make'em when they go out.

And the Band Played On  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bobbi Campbell:
Now for years and years and years people in my hometown were telling me I was a freak because of my sexual orientation, until I came to San Francisco, and I found a community of freaks just like me. We stood together. We stood together! And it took a long time. But we finally forced this one tiny spot of the universe, the Castro, to realize that how we choose to have sex, and where, is our own damn business. Which to all other people who haven't gone through what we've gone through sounds funny and they may laugh, but I know speaking for most of us, I would rather die as a human being than continue living as a freak.

Dr. Mervyn Silverman:
Clearly there's a lot of strong feeling on the subject...

Voice in the crowd:
What good is all the gay rights in the world if we are all dead?

And the Band Played On  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Blood Bank executive:
Is the CDC seriously suggesting that the blood industry spends $100M a year to use the test for the wrong disease because we have a handful of transfusion fatalities and eight dead hemophiliacs?

Dr. Don Francis:
How many dead hemophiliacs do you need? How many people have to die to make it cost effecient for you people to do something about it? A hundred? A thousand? Give us a number so we won't annoy you again until the amount of money you begin spending on lawsuits make it more profitable for you to save people than to kill them.

And the Band Played On  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Robert Gallo:
All right, explain one thing to me. Ten times ten times ten, my name is in every book ever written on the human retrovirus. Why would you get in bed with the French instead of me?

Dr. Don Francis:
Is it you against the French? I thought we were all against the virus. If you go to court now, everybody loses. You, the people who die while you quibble...

Dr. Robert Gallo:
[Interrupting] What do you want?

Dr. Don Francis:
I want to stop you from turning a holocaust into an international pissing contest!

And the Band Played On  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(as Catch looks at Sharon)

Sharon:
What?!

Catch:
Oh, I was trying to picture you without your clothes on!

Sharon:
(surprised) Excuse me?!

Catch:
Oh, not like that; I mean I'm trying to picture you without your uniform, on your day off... with regular clothes.

Angel Eyes  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robby:
So I take it your little date sucked?

Sharon:
I just don't have to tell my life story to a total stranger. "What do you do?" and "Where are you from?" It's endless.

Robby:
No, I think the problem was you didn't wanna clean his little bitty pipes too soon.

Sharon:
No, the problem is that all I wanted to do was clean his pipes. It was the conversation that was ticking me off.

Robby:
Well, baby girl, if it's servicing you need...

Sharon:
Shut the hell up.

Angel Eyes  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry Angel:
How did he die?

Cop:
Technically? Asphyxiation by his own genitalia.

Harry Angel:
And not so technically?

Cop:
Somebody cut his dick off, stuffed it in his mouth and choked him to death.

Angel Heart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Louis Cyphre:
Some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that?

Harry Angel:
No I didn't know that.

Louis Cyphre:
Would you like an egg?

Harry Angel:
No, thank you. I got a thing about chickens. [Sees Cyphre crunching an egg]

Angel Heart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry Angel:
What's your name?

Epiphany Proudfoot:
Epiphany Proudfoot.

Harry Angel:
Your mother left you a very beautiful name, Epiphany.

Epiphany Proudfoot:
Not much else.

Angel Heart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry Angel:
She was doing my chart. I gave her Johnny's birthdate, February 14th. Except someone got to her and took out their own Valentine card. They split her open, and they cut out her heart. I guess she couldn't predict the future for herself.

Louis Cyphre:
The future isn't what it used to be Mr. Angel.

Angel Heart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cop:
You're going to burn for this, Angel.

Harry Angel:
I know. In hell. [Sees his grandson's eyes glowing]

Angel Heart  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eve:
[To Kate] Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of yours, go for the throat, and don't let go until the body stops shaking.

[Kate's eyes widen and she looks at Winston]

Alpha and Omega  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Garth fixes Lilly's hair, and it reveals her other eye]

Garth:
[Surprised] Wow.

Lilly:
"Wow" what?

Garth:
Your eyes. They're beautiful.

Lilly:
Thanks. [she giggles softly]

Alpha and Omega  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Humphrey and Kate are spinning in the air and screaming]

Humphrey:
What are you doing up here?

Kate:
I'm practice-hunting for our lunch.

Humphrey:
Oh, good. 'Cause I'm about to lose mine. [is about to throw up]

Kate:
[Worried] You are?! [Disgusted] Ew!

Humphrey:
I'll try to swallow it. [manages to swallow it]

Alpha and Omega  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Lilly pretends to be turtles]

Garth:
What else can you do?

Lilly:
I just do turtles.

Alpha and Omega  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Humphrey:
Oh excuse me. Got a flee. Thought you can add a little something for your big day. [puts a flower on Kate's hair]

Kate:
Thank you!

Humphrey:
Just wanna say "goodbye".

Kate:
[surprised] "Goodbye"?

Humphrey:
Yeah! I'm thinking about doing a little traveling...u know...seeing where train takes me...[sighs] and maybe i'll visit our old friends, the bears. GRRRR! Our old buddies, see how their doing... I'll tell 'em you said "hi".

[Both of the wolves laugh]

Kate:
Wait, but... you're leaving Jasper?

Humphrey:
Yeah! You know, it's a... lone wolf thing. [chuckles]

Kate:
Well, i know "Humphrey the fun-loving Omega", not "Humphrey the lone wolf".

Humphrey:
[feeling heartbroken] So, i'll be a fun-loving lone wolf. [starts to leave]

Kate:
I don't doubt that.

Alpha and Omega  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Humphrey:
[as Kate wakes up, after getting hit by a caribou] Kate!

Kate:
Urgghh! Humphrey?

Humphrey:
I thought i lost you.

Kate:
[looks around] Is everyone staring at us?

Humphrey:
Well... uhhh... No, not everyone... Yeah! Now they are.

Kate:
Oh darn! Cause i wanted to tell you something.

Alpha and Omega  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Humphrey:
[after Kate's hunt gets ruined by the eastern and a stampede shows up] Holy....

Kate:
...caribou!

Alpha and Omega  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dave:
When are you gonna stop acting like a child?

Alvin:
When are you going to stop treating me like a child?

Dave:
I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grownup.

Alvin:
I'll start acting like a grownup when you start-

[The Chipettes enter, singing a parody of "Whip My Hair as the Chipmunks beatbox along.]

Dave:
Girls, not now, please. Okay?

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Alvin is providing commentary on Brittany's shuffleboarding move, much to her annoyance]

Alvin:
Brittany approaches her puck... adjusts her stance... looks over at me quite annoyed... wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... realizes I'm not...and makes her move...

[Brittany misses]

Alvin:
And... OH! Oh, it's short! [laughs] A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her the rest of her career!

Brittany:
[laughs sarcastically] You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Simon:
Listen, lady. Maybe you should leave us alone, so we could focus more on surviving and less on killing ourselves.

Zoe:
Oh... [chuckles] That is a lot of uptight in a very little package.

Simon:
I'm not uptight! I just don't wanna see one else getting hur– [something bites him] OW!

[The thing that bit Simon turns out to be a spider]

Simon:
Criminy. What was that?

Zoe:
Oh, you know what? That was just a spider and they live here, because this is nature.

Simon:
This is not just a spider! That's a "phoneutria bahiensis"; its bite contains a neurotoxin!

Alvin:
Ooh, Mr. Fancy Words. So what?

Simon:
Alvin, toxin: poison, neuro: brain?

Alvin:
Oh, that's not good.

Simon:
Uh, side effects include... changes in personality, loss of inhibition, dry mouth...

Zoe:
Okay, calm down. I get bitten probably twice a day by these little fellas and I am still completely normal.

Alvin:
[in disbelief] Yes, normal.

Simon:
Oh, no...

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alvin:
SIMON!!!

Brittany:
Uh, Alvin? You're starting to sound like Dave.

Alvin:
[shocked] NOOOOOOO!!!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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