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Zack Mazursky: I would NEVER rat you guys out. Frankie Ballenbacher: Hey, we know that, man. – Alpha Dog Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Zack Mazursky: Frankie, what's going on? Frank? Frankie? Dude. [pause] Oh, man! Elvis Schmidt: [Grabs Zack] All right, you ready? Let's do this! Zack Mazursky: OH MAN, PLEASE! I didn't do anything! [He starts crying] Elvis Schmidt: Move it! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Zack Mazursky: I SWEAR TO GOD, PLEASE! Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax! Zack Mazursky: FRANKIE, PLEASE! Frankie Ballenbacher: Relax, buddy! Relax, okay? It's not what you think, okay? Zack Mazursky: YEAH IT IS, FRANKIE! Frankie, I thought we were boys! Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie starts crying] We ARE boys! Zack Mazursky: Frankie, there's nobody up there! Nobody is picking me up! Frankie Ballenbacher: Yes, there is, okay? Just stop freaking out! Zack Mazursky: Frankie, you promise? Frankie Ballenbacher: I promise, all right? Zack Mazursky: You swear? Frankie Ballenbacher: [Frankie continues to break down crying] Zack, everything's cool, on my life, okay, l swear to God! Come on. Okay, I swear to God, alright? [Frankie takes Zack's arm and leads him up the hill] Frankie Ballenbacher: Let's just walk! Zack Mazursky: All right... Frankie Ballenbacher: We're just going to take a walk. Come on, man... – Alpha Dog Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eve: [To Kate] Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of yours, go for the throat, and don't let go until the body stops shaking. [Kate's eyes widen and she looks at Winston] – Alpha and Omega Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Garth fixes Lilly's hair, and it reveals her other eye] Garth: [Surprised] Wow. Lilly: "Wow" what? Garth: Your eyes. They're beautiful. Lilly: Thanks. [she giggles softly] – Alpha and Omega Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Humphrey and Kate are spinning in the air and screaming] Humphrey: What are you doing up here? Kate: I'm practice-hunting for our lunch. Humphrey: Oh, good. 'Cause I'm about to lose mine. [is about to throw up] Kate: [Worried] You are?! [Disgusted] Ew! Humphrey: I'll try to swallow it. [manages to swallow it] – Alpha and Omega Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Lilly pretends to be turtles] Garth: What else can you do? Lilly: I just do turtles. – Alpha and Omega Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Humphrey: Oh excuse me. Got a flee. Thought you can add a little something for your big day. [puts a flower on Kate's hair] Kate: Thank you! Humphrey: Just wanna say "goodbye". Kate: [surprised] "Goodbye"? Humphrey: Yeah! I'm thinking about doing a little traveling...u know...seeing where train takes me...[sighs] and maybe i'll visit our old friends, the bears. GRRRR! Our old buddies, see how their doing... I'll tell 'em you said "hi". [Both of the wolves laugh] Kate: Wait, but... you're leaving Jasper? Humphrey: Yeah! You know, it's a... lone wolf thing. [chuckles] Kate: Well, i know "Humphrey the fun-loving Omega", not "Humphrey the lone wolf". Humphrey: [feeling heartbroken] So, i'll be a fun-loving lone wolf. [starts to leave] Kate: I don't doubt that. – Alpha and Omega Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Humphrey: [as Kate wakes up, after getting hit by a caribou] Kate! Kate: Urgghh! Humphrey? Humphrey: I thought i lost you. Kate: [looks around] Is everyone staring at us? Humphrey: Well... uhhh... No, not everyone... Yeah! Now they are. Kate: Oh darn! Cause i wanted to tell you something. – Alpha and Omega Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Humphrey: [after Kate's hunt gets ruined by the eastern and a stampede shows up] Holy.... Kate: ...caribou! – Alpha and Omega Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dave: When are you gonna stop acting like a child? Alvin: When are you going to stop treating me like a child? Dave: I'll stop treating you like a child when you start acting like a grownup. Alvin: I'll start acting like a grownup when you start- [The Chipettes enter, singing a parody of "Whip My Hair as the Chipmunks beatbox along.] Dave: Girls, not now, please. Okay? – Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Alvin is providing commentary on Brittany's shuffleboarding move, much to her annoyance] Alvin: Brittany approaches her puck... adjusts her stance... looks over at me quite annoyed... wonders to herself if I'm ever going to shut my mouth... realizes I'm not...and makes her move... [Brittany misses] Alvin: And... OH! Oh, it's short! [laughs] A costly error, ladies and gentlemen! That's going to haunt her the rest of her career! Brittany: [laughs sarcastically] You can make all the jokes you want, Alvin, but not even you can make this interesting. – Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Simon: Listen, lady. Maybe you should leave us alone, so we could focus more on surviving and less on killing ourselves. Zoe: Oh... [chuckles] That is a lot of uptight in a very little package. Simon: I'm not uptight! I just don't wanna see one else getting hur– [something bites him] OW! [The thing that bit Simon turns out to be a spider] Simon: Criminy. What was that? Zoe: Oh, you know what? That was just a spider and they live here, because this is nature. Simon: This is not just a spider! That's a "phoneutria bahiensis"; its bite contains a neurotoxin! Alvin: Ooh, Mr. Fancy Words. So what? Simon: Alvin, toxin: poison, neuro: brain? Alvin: Oh, that's not good. Simon: Uh, side effects include... changes in personality, loss of inhibition, dry mouth... Zoe: Okay, calm down. I get bitten probably twice a day by these little fellas and I am still completely normal. Alvin: [in disbelief] Yes, normal. Simon: Oh, no... – Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alvin: SIMON!!! Brittany: Uh, Alvin? You're starting to sound like Dave. Alvin: [shocked] NOOOOOOO!!! – Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As the Chipmunks and Chipettes perform at the International Music Awards] Ian: It's good to be back, huh? Dave: Sure is. Ian: Sold Zoe's story to Hollywood. Huge bidding war. Keira Knightley's interested. Nothing can... bit a cent from me? – Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Last lines: Dave, the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are flying home; Dave tries to put the chipmunks' tiny suitcases in the overhead locker] Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. That's full. We're gonna have to gate check those. Dave: [sighs] Are you gonna charge me $25 a bag? Flight Attendant: Of course not, sir. It's $25 for the first bag, and $40 for each additional bag. Jeanette: [shivering in her seat] I'm a little chilly, would you mind adjusting the vent? Simon: But of course. [Simon jumps up to adjust the vent, but pushes a book before Brittany aside while landing] Brittany: Oh, you wrinkled my business magazine! Simon: Heh, sorry. Brittany: [pushes book aside revealing a magazine with herself on the cover] Guess I'll have to read this. Oh, she's pretty. Oh wait, that's me. Dave: Alright, head count. Theodore: [appears wearing a monster costume made out of a bag] BOO! [roars until Dave removes the bag] You like my jungle monster costume? Eleanor made it for me. Eleanor: Yeah! Out of the barf bag! Dave: Yeah, nice. [tosses bag aside and does a head count] Where's Alvin? Alvin: [over intercom] Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: we're cleared for an untimed departure for Timbuktu. If Timbuktu is not for you, please alert the flight attendant by pressing your call button. [The passengers do so] Dave: Alvin... Alvin: [frantically] Thank you for choosing Air Alvin, uh...enjoy your flight! Flight Attendant: Sir, please return to your seat, we're about to take off. [Alvin jumps off the food cart, accidentally pressing the release lever] Flight Attendant: Sit, now! Alvin: Uh-oh. Dave: But he– Flight Attendant: Sit! [The cart rolls down the aisle] Dave: No, no, no! [The cart crashes into him] ALVIN!! [Alvin smiles nervously; the plane takes off] – Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[first lines; Theodore turns on the camera] Alvin: Are we rolling? Theodore: Okay, we're rolling. [Theodore move the camera to Alvin and Simon] Dave's birthday message, take 1. Alvin and Simon: Happy birthday, Dave! Alvin: We know how hard you've been working on Ashley's album... so we thought it would be fun to surprise you with a little party. Brittany: Hey! I thought you said this was a going-away party for us. Alvin: Uh... Theodore: Take 2. Alvin: [claps his hands] To celebrate your birthday... and The Chipettes leaving to guest-judge American Idol... [The Chipettes wave] ...We thought we'd throw you a small get... [The cellphone is ringing] Hold on, that's the DJ! Simon: Wait, "DJ"? Alvin: Okay, fine, so it might be a medium-sized get-together. Simon: Alvin, did you hire someone to build a half-pipe in the backyard?! [takes off his glasses angrily] Alvin: Of course not! The party planner did. Simon: You hired a party planner?! Party planner: No, he did not hire a "party planner." Simon: Oh, thank goodness. [He puts his glasses back on] For a minute there, I... Party planner: I am an event planner. Marco, I'm done giving you instructions. Simon: Oh, boy. [That night in the backyard] Alvin: Dave, it's all good. It's just us. [chuckles nervously] Nothing too cra... [Theodore presses the flip button on the cellphone] Theodore, you hit the flip button! Theodore: Oops! Um, hi. – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jeanette: Is that safe? Simon: No, it is absolutely not. – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alvin: When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party! Party People: Alvin! Alvin: Party! Dave and the Party People: Alvin! Alvin: Party! Dave: ALVIN! – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dave returns with Samantha] Simon: Oh, Dave, thank goodness. Alvin: Hey, Dave. Dave: Hey, guys. This is Samantha. Sam, these are my boys. Samantha: Hi. Theodore: Hi. [Dave and Samantha look up] Dave: That's Theodore. He might be the smallest, but he's got the biggest heart. Samantha: Hi. Alvin: Ooh, we've heard a lot about you. [Samantha comes close to Alvin] Enchant. [kisses Samantha's finger] Samantha: I can tell that you're trouble. Alvin: If by "trouble", you mean "irresistible", then guilty as charged. Dave: Alvin, of course, and there's Simon. Simon: So, you're a doctor? Samantha: I am. Did Dave mention that? Simon: No, you're wearing a stethoscope. Samantha: [looks at her stethoscope] Yes, I am. [takes off her Stethoscope] That's embarrassing. Simon: Would it be okay if I tried it? Samantha: Yeah, knock yourself out. [She gives Simon the stethoscope] Simon: Oh, thank you. [uses a Stethoscope to listen to his heart] Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM. Theodore: So, it's beating? Dave: Of course it's beating. Samantha: It's so nice to finally meet you guys. – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Alvin and Miles look at the squirrels] Miles: I can't believe that worked. Alvin: It wasn't so much me as it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup. [3 squirrels sleeping] Miles: That's really messed up. Respect. [They both do a fist bump] Alvin: Thank you! Simon: Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks. They're squirrels. Alvin: Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, once we put them in the shirts from the Alvin, Simon and Theodore dolls... Miss Price won't be able to tell the difference. Miles: Yeah, let's do it. Theodore: Ooh, oh... I get to change me! – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alvin: Hello, New Orleans! Direct from our Austin to Miami Combat Tour, we're The Chipmunks! [people of New Orleans cheering] Theodore: Is everybody ready to get their funk on? – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alvin: Did you guys hear that? Miles: Hear what? Alvin: Huh. Never mind. Miles: Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life. Alvin: It was pretty crazy. Theodore: Even that Suggs guy hung out with us. Alvin: Yeah, he's not that bad after all. Simon: Hey! We missed a call from Dave. And a text. 27 of them. Theodore: Uh-oh! Miles: Oh-no. – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alvin: This where they told us to meet them, right? Theodore: Well, yelled at us to meet them. Miles: Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane. Dave: There you are. Simon: Dave! Alvin: Dave! Miles: Mom! Dave: Don't "Dave, Mom" us. Samantha: You know what, Dave? You're an artist, and you're emotional... and you follow your heart, but maybe I should take the lead one this one. You know, we keep a level head. Throw them a little Good Cop. Okay. Dave: Okay. Samantha: [to Miles and the Chipmunks] Don't you "Dave, Mom" us. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is... to find out that your children are 2,000 miles away from where they're supposed to be? You are lucky that there are witnesses, [Everyone heard everything] because I am so mad right now... that I could just spit! Right here, on this floor! Dave: Okay, okay, okay, okay. Nice Good Cop. Alvin: Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV. Dave: Oh, really? Well, let me just pull up some of Theodore's tweets from last night. "Only one word to describe this night, "Crazy, crazy, crazy,crazy." Or, "if you wanna get crazy, "go to New Orleans. It's the craziest." Or, "In a New Orleans Jazz Parade, "so crazy." Simon: We're really sorry, Dave. Dave: Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys. If were up to me, we'd be going home, but I gotta get back to Miami. Do not smile. You guys are grounded in Miami and also when we get back to LA. Alvin: [scoffs] When are we not grounded? Dave: You'll be so old, your fur will be gray. Samantha: Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles. Miles: I don't have fur. Samantha: Well, whatever you have is grounded... for a long time. Let's go. Alvin: Huh. They didn't kill us after all Miles: Feels like a win. – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The Chipmunks enters the elevator] Alvin: Hurry, hurry! Theodore: He's coming! [The Chipmunks climb up the elevator's bar] Theodore: Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button! Simon: Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry! [Alvin pushes the button on the elevator, and the elevator's door is closing] Theodore: [sighs] Simon: Whew! Agent James Suggs: Ha! [Agent James Suggs stops the elevator door, and opens it] Agent James Suggs: Here's Suggsy! [he does an evil laugh] Simon: He's like the Terminator! Theodore: Yeah! [Agent James Suggs enter the elevator] Alvin: Oh, no. Agent James Suggs: This is ironic. We're gonna be going up... but I'm taking you boys down. [he snickers] Now, here's what's gonna happen... I'm gonna turn you over to Homeland Security... and they're gonna put you in a zoo prison for dangerous animals. Simon: [gasps] Oh, no. Agent James Suggs: And then, if you ever get out of there... I'm gonna pay someone to have you stuffed. Alvin: Right. Agent James Suggs: And I'm gonna give you as a gift to Anna, who will hopefully take me back. [Simon and Theodore look at each other] Alvin: Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over. Agent James Suggs: You don't know that. Simon: Theo, let's go. Agent James Suggs: I just think there's something wrong with her phone and she's not getting my texts... or the flowers, or my candy grams. [Simon and Theodore opens the emergency hatch] And I, personally, don't think it's uncommon... for someone to move five times a year and change their number. [he laughs] Okay? It's normal. Alvin: Oh, yeah. Totally normal. Simon: Alvin! [Agent James Suggs looks up] Agent James Suggs: What? What's going on? Alvin: And that's our cue to leave. [Alvin pushes the red button, The elevator begins to shake] Alvin: It has been a treat. [Alvin runs to his brothers] Agent James Suggs: No... What are you doing? Simon: And elevator power off. Agent James Suggs: [yells] No! No! [Agent James Suggs tries to reach for the emergency hatch, But the Chipmunks closes the hatch, Agent James Suggs is now stuck in an elevator] – Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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