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Wesley:
[wakes up on plane] Excuse me, where's this plane going to?

Stewardess:
Detroit.

Wesley:
[sighs with relief] Thank God! [panics] ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?

Stewardess:
Bangkok.

Wesley:
Thai...

[Wesley's sleeve is tugged by Sun Lei]

Wesley:
Whose kid is that?

Stewardess:
Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!

Wesley:
[waves gingerly] Hey buddy.

American Pie Presents: Beta House  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ashley:
How're you feeling?

Erik Stifler:
Hey. Good, thanks.

Ashley:
Here, let me see.

Erik Stifler:
Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.

Ashley:
Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.

Erik Stifler:
No, it's just a little red.

Ashley:
Here, let me.

[Ashley takes some healing gel and starts rubbing it on Erick's burn]

Erik Stifler:
It's really not necessary...

[Erik gasps]

Ashley:
Does it hurt?

Erik Stifler':
No, it's just really cold.

[Ashley rubs slower]

Ashley:
Does that feel better?

Erik Stifler:
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

Ashley:
Wow!

[Megan is shocked by Erik's erection through the towel]

Erik Stifler:
Oh man!

Ashley:
I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?

Erik Stifler:
I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.

Ashley:
It's cool.

Erik Stifler:
How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna...

Ashley:
[whispering] Just relax.

Erik Stifler:
[panting] It's still hot.

[John falls backward and his towel falls off, his semen squirts on the wall, a picture frame and Mr. Biggles the teddy bear]

Ashley:
Oh my God! Mr. Biggles!

American Pie Presents: Beta House  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. O'Donnell:
Miss Johnson. Lunch today?

Miss Johnson:
I'll have to check my calendar, perv... Pete.

American Pie Presents: The Book Of love  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ms. Suggs:
Tell me something, Anthony. Are you a senior citizen?

Anthony:
No, ma'am.

Ms. Suggs:
Good. Then why're you driving 15 miles an hour in a 25-mile zone? C'mon, speed it up. [Anthony speeds up the minivan] That's right. That is right. Boy. Change lanes. [Anthony does so] Now, I want you to take a right up here. [Anthony turns right. Just then, his cell phone vibrates] Celia's calling.

Anthony:
It's my girlfriend. Probably wants to talk prom plans. Tonight's the prom. Well, I'll just ignore that.

Ms. Suggs:
Seems like she's very anxious to talk to you.

Anthony:
No, no, no, I'm driving. I would never answer the phone when I'm driving. No, no matter what circumstance.

Ms. Suggs:
But, y'know, proms don't happen every day.

Anthony:
That's true. You sure? It'll just be like super quick. It's not...

Ms. Suggs:
What's important to you is important to me.

Anthony:
[answers his phone] Hey, Celia. I can't really talk right now, but...

Ms. Suggs:
Put! The phone! Down!

Anthony:
[turns to Miss Suggs] What?

Ms. Suggs:
[in a demanding tone] Put that mobile device down, NOW! HEY, EYES ON THE ROAD!

Anthony:
[nearly hits another car and swerves off the road] AAAH!! NO, NO!!! [hits several parking meters while screaming]

Ms. Suggs:
YOU'RE GONNA KILL US!! AAAAH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! [Anthony pulls back into the DMV and stops] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU FOOL?!

Anthony:
[angrily] You tricked me!

Ms. Suggs:
Get outta this car. [stamps "FAIL" on the clipboard] You get out of this car!

Anthony:
You're EVIL!

Ms. Suggs:
You prom creep!

Ben:
I don't think he passed.

Ms. Suggs:
Get out! GET OUT!

[Anthony swings open the door, only to get a literal door prize from a passing Impala. The door slides right to the Coopers]

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day  Movie Quote

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Tommy:
Mom, are we in Arizona yet?

Alice:
If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?

Tommy:
Life is short.

Alice:
So are you.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

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Alice:
[after Tommy was being smart] If you open your mouth, once more, I swear to God, I'm gonna nail it shut.

[Tommy opens his mouth]

Alice:
I'm warning you, Tommy. I'm gonna throw you out, and you're gonna walk the last mile home.

[Tommy makes faces at his mother]

Alice:
Get out!

[Kicks Tommy out of the car and drives away]

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alice:
I'm an okay sorta person. How'd I get such a smart-ass kid?

Tommy:
You got pregnant.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

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David:
[Tommy's milking a cow] Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails.

Tommy:
Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?

Alice:
[to David] Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't.

Tommy:
Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

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Chicken:
Would you mind turning around for me?

Alice:
Turn around? Why?

Chicken:
I wanna look at ya.

Alice:
Well, look at my face, I don't sing with my ass.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

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Flo:
My old man, he ain't talked to me since the day Kennedy got shot.

Alice:
Why? Did he think you had something to do with it?

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

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Alice:
I know what I'm doing!

David:
Yeah, you do. That's why you can't make up your mind about your kid, your job, Monterey, or me.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

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Tommy:
You really love David, don't you?

Alice:
Yep, I do.

Tommy:
Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him.

Alice:
Hey, now you're using your old noggin! Thanks pal!

[she hugs and kisses him]

Alice:
My boy!

Tommy:
Mom, mom, I can't breathe!

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore  Movie Quote

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[ALICE in WONDERLAND In adaptation of LEWIS CARROL'S The Adventures of Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass COLOR BY TECHNICOLOR]

Chorus:
Alice in Wonderland

Male Chorus:
How do you get to Wonderland?

Female Chorus:
Over the hill or Underland

or just behind the tree

When clouds go rolling by

Male Chorus:
They roll away and leave the sky

Female Chorus:
Where is the land beyond the eye

That people cannot see?

Where can it be?

Male Chorus:
Where do stars go

Where is the crescent moon?

Female Chorus:
They must be somewhere in the sunny afternoon

Chorus:
Alice in Wonderland

Female Chorus:
Where is the path to Wonderland?

Chorus:
Over the hill or here or there?

I wonder where...

[The Song's main title theme]

[First Lines]

Alice's sister:
[reading from a history book] "... leaders, and had been of late much accustomed to usurpation and conquest. Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia and Northumbria, declared for him: and even Stigand..." Alice? [camera zooms out to show Alice sitting in a tree, playing with Dinah and making a chain of daisies]

Alice:
Hmm? Oh, I'm listening.

Alice's sister:
"And even Stigand, the archbishop of Canterbury, agreed to meet with William and offer him the crown. William's conduct at first was moderate." [Alice laughs as her daisy crown falls on her sister's face]

Alice's Sister:
Alice? Will you kindly pay attention to your history lesson?

Alice:
I'm sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?

Alice's Sister:
My dear child, there are a great many good books in this world without pictures.

Alice:
In this world, perhaps, but in my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.

Alice's Sister:
Your world? Huh! What nonsense.

Alice:
[getting inspiration] Nonsense?

Alice's Sister:
Once more, from the beginning.

Alice:
[to her cat] That's it, Dinah. If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see? [Dinah meows to her, shaking her head] In my world, you wouldn't say "meow". You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice". [Dinah meows] Oh, but you would. You'd be just like people, Dinah. And all the other animals too. Why, in my world... Cats and rabbits / would reside in fancy little houses, / and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers. / In a world of my own... / All the flowers / would have very extra special powers. / They would sit and talk to me for hours / when I'm lonely in a world of my own. / There'd be new birds, / lots of nice and friendly how-de-do birds. / Everyone would have a dozen bluebirds / within that world of my own. / I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song that I could understand. / I keep wishing it could be that way / because my world would be a Wonderland.

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

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Alice:
Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit with a waistcoat... and a watch!

Rabbit:
Oh, my fur and whiskers! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!

Alice:
Now this is curious. What could a rabbit possibly be late for? [running after him] Please, sir!

Rabbit:
I'm late, I'm late. For a very important date. No time to say "hello". Goodbye. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Doorknob:
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Alice:
[reading the bottle's label] "Drink Me". [uncorks the bottle] Hm, better look first. For if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison", it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.

Doorknob:
Beg your pardon?

Alice:
[laughs] I was just giving myself some good advice. [sighs] But... [drinks from the "Drink Me" bottle] Mmm... tastes like, uh... cherry tart. [unknowingly shrinks down to the size of the table; takes another sip] Custard. [shrinks down again, barely holding onto the bottle; takes another drink] Pineapple. [shrinks down so much, she's now even smaller than the bottle itself and struggling with its weight] Roast turkey - [finally aware of the potion's effect] Goodness! [unable to support the bottle any longer, she slips and drops it; the "Drink Me" label covers her] What did I do?!

Doorknob:
[chuckles] You almost went out like a candle!

Alice:
[runs up to the Doorknob; delighted] But look! I'm just the right size!

[She's about to open the door, but the Doorknob pulls away.]

Doorknob:
No use. [laughs] I forgot to tell you. I'm locked!

Alice:
Oh, no!

Doorknob:
[stops laughing] But of course, you've got the key, so-

Alice:
What key?

Doorknob:
Now, don't tell me you've left it up there?!

[A key magically appears on the table Alice can no longer reach.]

Alice:
Oh dear!

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum:
[singing together] How do ya do and shake hands, shake hands, shake hands. How do ya do and shake hands and state your name and business. [both spoken]

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum:
That's manners!

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

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Alice:
[after the Walrus and the Carpenter] That was a very sad story.

Tweedle Dee:
Aye, but there's a moral to it.

Alice:
Oh, a very good moral, if you happen to be an oyster.

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

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Dodo:
[singing] We'll blow the thing there out, we'll smoke the monster out!

White Rabbit:
[singing] We'll smoke the monster ou... [realizes what he just sang]

White Rabbit:
NO! No-ho! My poor house and furniture!

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

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The Rose:
Girls! We shall sing "Golden Afternoon". That's about all of us.

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

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Alice:
Oh, but that's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.

Rose:
But of course we can talk, my dear.

Iris:
If there's anyone worth talking to.

Daisy:
Or about.

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

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Daisy:
What kind of a garden do you come from?

Alice:
Oh, I don't come from any garden.

Daisy:
[gasps, to Iris] Do you suppose she's a wildflower?

Alice:
[giggles] Oh, no. I'm not a wildflower.

Rose:
Just what species or, shall we say, genus are you, my dear?

Alice:
Well, I guess you would call me... genus, humanus... Alice.

Daisy:
Ever see an alice with a blossom like that?

Iris:
Come to think of it, did you ever see an Alice?

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Caterpillar:
[meeting Alice] Who... 'R'... 'U'?

Alice:
I- I hardly know, sir. I've changed so many times since this morning, you see...

Caterpillar:
I do not 'C.' Explain yourself.

Alice:
I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir, because I'm not myself, you know.

Caterpillar:
I do not know.

Alice:
Well, I can't put it any more clearly, sir, for it isn't clear to me.

Caterpillar:
'U'? Who 'R' 'U'?

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

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Alice:
Oh, dear, everything is so confusing.

Caterpillar:
It is not.

Alice:
Well, it is to me.

Caterpillar:
Why?

Alice:
Well, I can't remember things like I used to, and...

Caterpillar:
Recite.

Alice:
Hm? Oh! Oh, yes, sir. Um, how doth the little bumblebee improve each...

Caterpillar:
Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How... [realizes nothing is coming out of his pipe and notices one of his set of hands grasping on the tube, clogging it; it slaps the hands to get it off the pipe; Alice giggles a bit, but the Caterpillar gives Alice a displeasing look] How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheer... [shakes a bit] How cheer... [notices one set of feet teetering on the leaf he's sitting on; he grabs them and puts them back on the leaf; Alice giggles again] How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.

Alice:
Well, I must say, I've never heard it that way before.

Caterpillar:
I know. I have improoooved it.

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alice:
[the Caterpillar has called a very frustrated Alice back so he can finish the conversation] Well?

Caterpillar:
Keep your temper.

Alice:
Is that all?

Caterpillar:
No. "Exaketededly", what is your problem?

Alice:
Well, it's exak... exact... Well, it's precisely this. I should like to be a little larger, sir.

Caterpillar:
Why?

Alice:
Well, after all, three inches is such a wretched height, and...

Caterpillar:
[suddenly angry] I am "exaketededly" three inches high, and it is a very good height, indeed!

Alice:
But I'm not used to it. And you needn't... *shout*!

Alice in Wonderland  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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