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Vera: [sings] Things have changed, Charlie, since you've been gone. Life hasn't been no piece of cake. Chihuahua Gambler: Carface ain't been treatin' us too good! Vera: Things are tough, but we carry on. Smiley: [sings while Charlie wins a game of craps] Could you spare a couple of bones, for old time's sake? Charlie: Why settle for a couple of bones when you can have the whole BAKE?! [he laughs, puts the bones in a slot machine, gives it a kick, and hits the jackpot] Itchy: Charlie! Charlie, look! You hit the jackpot! Attaboy, Charlie, I'm proud of ya! Charlie, tell 'em! – All Dogs Go to Heaven Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[in the middle of the horse race, Stella Dallas gallops up to Sir Reginald] Stella: Yoo-hoo! Reginald! Excuse me. Reginald: Oh! [chuckles] Splendid! Hello, Stella! Jolly good day for a race, what? Stella: [laughs] Oh, yes. But, Reginald, honey, I do hate to rain on your parade, but did you know, [furiously] It's the Grand Chawhee's birthday?! Reginald: Oh, really? You don't... [monocle flies off; he goes awestruck] Oh! Terribly sorry. – All Dogs Go to Heaven Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Itchy: You're in love with the girl. You've gone soft. You care about her. Charlie: Look, I don't care about the girl! I tell her things now and then. I pretend to be her best friend, but it's bologna! Itchy: I thought I was your best friend. Charlie: You are my best friend! With her, it's just business. It's always been business. I'm usin' the girl! And when we're done with her, we'll dump her in an orphanage. Is that okay with you?! Itchy: Sure, boss. Anything you say. – All Dogs Go to Heaven Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[At the end of the film] Carface: [roars] I'll get that gator if it's the last thing I do! Annabelle: Touch that clock, and you can never come back. Carface: Shut up! Annabelle: I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back! Charlie: [to the home audience] He'll be back. [winks] – All Dogs Go to Heaven Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Charlie: So, is there a mister Sasha? Sasha: Nope. And I'm not taking applications. Charlie: Okay. Okay. But if you were, what, umm...what qualities would you be looking for? Sasha: Oh, I don't know. Charlie: Aah, of course you do. Sasha: Hmm. Well, loyalty, strength, breeding... Charlie: I'd be good at that. Sasha: Humility. [pause] Compassion... (Charlie walks headfirst into an I-beam and falls to the ground) Sasha: And of course, style. – All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sasha: [during a hair-raising moped ride with Charlie at the controls] Aren't guardian angels supposed to protect people?! Charlie: Hey, it's my first day on the job. – All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Carface and Red are playing Go Fish] Carface: Hey, you got any sixes. Red: [Red's cards are all sixes] Go Fish! – All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sasha: Now, tell me the truth, Charlie Barkin: why did you really come back? And don't you con me. Charlie: Actually, I kind of like the idea of being Mr. Sasha. – All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Red: Gabriel's Horn is finally mine [Red runs up a flight of stairs taking no notice of virtually anything] Carface: [spotting Charlie and David fle] Boss they're fleeing Red: Let them. I got what I came for – All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roger Cobb: Miss Cutwater, as your attorney, I must advise you - your will can be challenged if you are deemed to be... not of sound mind. Edwina Cutwater: Why, you presumptious ambulance chaser. Are you implying that I am not of sound mind? Roger Cobb: No, I wouldn't do that. But I think everyone else in the solar system might. – All of Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roger Cobb: You'll have to do it. Edwina Cutwater: Do what? Roger Cobb: You know, take it out. Edwina Cutwater: Take what out? Roger Cobb: The little fireman. Edwina Cutwater: The little fireman? Roger Cobb: You know, my penis. Edwina Cutwater: How dare you say penis to a dead person. Roger Cobb: Listen lady, if you don't give Ed some big air, he's gonna piss all over your half of my body! – All of Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Recounting her lonely, friendless life] Edwina Cutwater: [Tearfully] Once, my parents hired a clown to entertain me. But he didn't like me! So when my parents were in the room, he'd just sit there, and didn't lift a finger to amuse me! Roger Cobb: [Appalled] That's a terrible clown. – All of Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Edwina Cutwater: I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry if I ruined your birthday. Roger Cobb: And I'm sorry if I made your being dead an unpleasant experience. – All of Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Roger has been humiliated, fired and thrown out of court, largely because of Edwina] Edwina Cutwater: [Thrilled] Oh, Roger! I see what you mean about enjoying life! It's to be savoured! Roger Cobb: [Seething] I am going to kill you. Edwina Cutwater: [Hurt] I was just trying to help... Roger Cobb: You failed! Since you started helping me, in the last twenty-four hours, I've lost my girl, my job, I've alienated my dog! I broke my sunglasses! You can't even get that kind anymore. Stop helping me!! Edwina Cutwater: You know, you are so ungrateful. If it wasn't for me, you would get that partnership, and then you'd have to take cases like that, and kiss your father's high ideals goodbye. You'd also be married to Peggy; you call that savouring life? Roger Cobb: Oh, look who's talking! Edwina Cutwater: I spent my life in a sick bed. What's your excuse? [Pause - Roger is lost for a reply] Roger Cobb: [Fuming] It's just like a dead person to say that. – All of Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rosenfeld: Where's that cheery face we've come to know and love? Woodward: You call me in on my day off because some idiots have broken into local Democratic Headquarters--tell me, Harry, why should I be smiling? Rosenfeld: As usual, that keen mind of yours has pegged the situation perfectly. Except (a) it wasn't local Democratic Headquarters, it was National Democratic Headquarters--and (b) these weren't just any idiots, these were special idiots, seeing as when they were arrested at 2:30 this morning, they were all wearing business suits and Playtex gloves and were carrying--a walkie-talkie, forty rolls of film, cameras, lock picks, pen-sized tear gas guns, plus various bugging devices. Not to mention over two thousand dollars, mostly in sequenced hundred dollar bills. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Woodward: Mr. Caddy? My name's Bob Woodward, I'm from the Post and I wanted to ask about how you happened to come on this case-- Caddy: I'm not here. Woodward: OK. Douglas Caddy, the attorney of record, when questioned about his presence in the courtroom, denied he was in the courtroom, "I'm not here," Mr. Caddy said. Caddy: Clearly, I am here, but only as an individual, I'm not the attorney of record. Mr. Rafferty has that position. Whatever you want, you'll have to get from him, I have nothing more to say. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Judge: Will you please state your professions. Barker: Anti-communists. Judge: Anti-communists? That, sir, is not your average profession. Your name, please. McCord: James McCord. Judge: Will you step forward, sir? And what is your occupation, Mr. McCord? McCord: Security consultant. Judge: Where? McCord: Government, uh, recently, uh, retired. Judge: Where in the government? McCord: Central Intelligence Agency. Judge: Where? McCord: The C.I.A. Woodward: Holy shit. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Simons: Anything? Rosenfeld: Woodward's onto a new wrinkle with the break-in thing--absolute page one stuff-- Simons: In other words, you got nothing, you're thumbsucking. Rosenfeld: [shrugs] Could develop. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Woodward: Who's Charles Colson? Rosenfeld: I would liken your query to being in Russia half a century ago and asking someone, "I understand who Lenin is and Trotsky I got too, but who's this yokel Stalin?" Woodward: Who's Colson, Harry? Rosenfeld: The most powerful man in America is President Nixon, probably you've heard his name. The second most powerful man is Robert Haldeman. Just below him are a trio: Mr. Erlichman is Haldeman's friend, and they protect the President from everybody which is why they are referred to as either The German Shepherds or the Berlin Wall. Mr. Mitchell we've already discussed. Mr. Colson is the President's special counsel. Woodward: Thanks, Harry. Know anything about Colson? Rosenfeld: Just that on his office wall there's a cartoon with a caption reading, "When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hunt: Howard Hunt here. Woodward: Hi, I'm Bob Woodward of the Post and-- Hunt: Yes, yes, what is it? Woodward: I was just kind of wondering why your name and phone number were in the address books of two of the men arrested at Watergate? Hunt: Good God! – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Woodward: According to White House personnel, Hunt definitely works there as a consultant for Colson. But when I called the White House Press office, they said he hadn't worked there for three months. Then the P.R. guy said the weirdest thing to me. [reading] "I am convinced that neither Mr. Colson nor anyone else at the White House had any knowledge of, or participation in, this deplorable incident at the Democratic National Committee." Simons: Isn't that what you'd expect them to say? Woodward: Absolutely. Rosenfeld: So? Woodward: I never asked them about Watergate. I only said what were Hunt's duties at the White House. They volunteered that he was innocent when nobody asked was he guilty. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Woodward: What the hell were you doing rewriting my story? Bernstein: I sure couldn't hurt it, could I? Woodward: It was fine the way it was. Bernstein: It was bullshit the way it was. Woodward: I have to stand here and listen to the staff correspondent from Virginia? Bernstein: What have you been here, nine months? I been in this business since I was sixteen. Woodward: And you've had some fucking meteoric rise, that's for sure. By the time you turn forty you might be the head of the Montana bureau. Bernstein: You only got the job because both you and Bradlee went to Yale. Woodward: Bradlee went to Harvard. Bernstein: They're all the same, all those Ivy League places. They teach you about striped ties and suddenly you're smart. Woodward: I'm smart enough to know my story was solid. Bernstein: Mine's better. Woodward: No way. Bernstein: Read 'em both and you'll see. [Woodward reads the stories] Woodward: Crap. Bernstein: Is mine better? [Woodward nods] Woodward: What is it about my writing that's so rotten? Bernstein: Mainly it has to do with your choice of words. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Woodward: Carl? Bernstein: Yeah? Woodward: Fuck you, Carl. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bernstein: You heard? They put us both on the break-in thing. Simons liked the way we worked together. [Woodward nods] Bernstein: Listen, I'm sorry I said your story was bullshit. Woodward: It's OK; I'm sorry I called you a failure. Bernstein: Forget it, the main thing--did you call me a failure? Woodward: I was sure trying. – All the President's Men Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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