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Alvin:
When I say "party", you say "Alvin". Party!

Party People:
Alvin!

Alvin:
Party!

Dave and the Party People:
Alvin!

Alvin:
Party!

Dave:
ALVIN!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dave returns with Samantha]

Simon:
Oh, Dave, thank goodness.

Alvin:
Hey, Dave.

Dave:
Hey, guys. This is Samantha. Sam, these are my boys.

Samantha:
Hi.

Theodore:
Hi.

[Dave and Samantha look up]

Dave:
That's Theodore. He might be the smallest, but he's got the biggest heart.

Samantha:
Hi.

Alvin:
Ooh, we've heard a lot about you. [Samantha comes close to Alvin] Enchant. [kisses Samantha's finger]

Samantha:
I can tell that you're trouble.

Alvin:
If by "trouble", you mean "irresistible", then guilty as charged.

Dave:
Alvin, of course, and there's Simon.

Simon:
So, you're a doctor?

Samantha:
I am. Did Dave mention that?

Simon:
No, you're wearing a stethoscope.

Samantha:
[looks at her stethoscope] Yes, I am. [takes off her Stethoscope] That's embarrassing.

Simon:
Would it be okay if I tried it?

Samantha:
Yeah, knock yourself out.

[She gives Simon the stethoscope]

Simon:
Oh, thank you. [uses a Stethoscope to listen to his heart] Heart rate is smooth and steady, 400 BPM.

Theodore:
So, it's beating?

Dave:
Of course it's beating.

Samantha:
It's so nice to finally meet you guys.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Alvin and Miles look at the squirrels]

Miles:
I can't believe that worked.

Alvin:
It wasn't so much me as it was the peanuts dipped in cough syrup.

[3 squirrels sleeping]

Miles:
That's really messed up. Respect.

[They both do a fist bump]

Alvin:
Thank you!

Simon:
Alvin, these aren't even chipmunks. They're squirrels.

Alvin:
Beggars can't be choosers. Besides, once we put them in the shirts from the Alvin, Simon and Theodore dolls... Miss Price won't be able to tell the difference.

Miles:
Yeah, let's do it.

Theodore:
Ooh, oh... I get to change me!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alvin:
Hello, New Orleans! Direct from our Austin to Miami Combat Tour, we're The Chipmunks! [people of New Orleans cheering]

Theodore:
Is everybody ready to get their funk on?

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alvin:
Did you guys hear that?

Miles:
Hear what?

Alvin:
Huh. Never mind.

Miles:
Guys, last night was one of the best nights of my life.

Alvin:
It was pretty crazy.

Theodore:
Even that Suggs guy hung out with us.

Alvin:
Yeah, he's not that bad after all.

Simon:
Hey! We missed a call from Dave. And a text. 27 of them.

Theodore:
Uh-oh!

Miles:
Oh-no.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alvin:
This where they told us to meet them, right?

Theodore:
Well, yelled at us to meet them.

Miles:
Hopefully they had time to cool off on the plane.

Dave:
There you are.

Simon:
Dave!

Alvin:
Dave!

Miles:
Mom!

Dave:
Don't "Dave, Mom" us.

Samantha:
You know what, Dave? You're an artist, and you're emotional... and you follow your heart, but maybe I should take the lead one this one. You know, we keep a level head. Throw them a little Good Cop. Okay.

Dave:
Okay.

Samantha:
[to Miles and the Chipmunks] Don't you "Dave, Mom" us. Do you have any idea how terrifying it is... to find out that your children are 2,000 miles away from where they're supposed to be? You are lucky that there are witnesses, [Everyone heard everything] because I am so mad right now... that I could just spit! Right here, on this floor!

Dave:
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.

Alvin:
Dave, I swear, it wasn't as crazy as it looked on TV.

Dave:
Oh, really? Well, let me just pull up some of Theodore's tweets from last night. "Only one word to describe this night, "Crazy, crazy, crazy,crazy." Or, "if you wanna get crazy, "go to New Orleans. It's the craziest." Or, "In a New Orleans Jazz Parade, "so crazy."

Simon:
We're really sorry, Dave.

Dave:
Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, guys. If were up to me, we'd be going home, but I gotta get back to Miami. Do not smile. You guys are grounded in Miami and also when we get back to LA.

Alvin:
[scoffs] When are we not grounded?

Dave:
You'll be so old, your fur will be gray.

Samantha:
Yeah, that goes for your fur too, Miles.

Miles:
I don't have fur.

Samantha:
Well, whatever you have is grounded... for a long time. Let's go.

Alvin:
Huh. They didn't kill us after all

Miles:
Feels like a win.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[The Chipmunks enters the elevator]

Alvin:
Hurry, hurry!

Theodore:
He's coming!

[The Chipmunks climb up the elevator's bar]

Theodore:
Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!

Simon:
Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!

[Alvin pushes the button on the elevator, and the elevator's door is closing]

Theodore:
[sighs]

Simon:
Whew!

Agent James Suggs:
Ha!

[Agent James Suggs stops the elevator door, and opens it]

Agent James Suggs:
Here's Suggsy! [he does an evil laugh]

Simon:
He's like the Terminator!

Theodore:
Yeah!

[Agent James Suggs enter the elevator]

Alvin:
Oh, no.

Agent James Suggs:
This is ironic. We're gonna be going up... but I'm taking you boys down. [he snickers] Now, here's what's gonna happen... I'm gonna turn you over to Homeland Security... and they're gonna put you in a zoo prison for dangerous animals.

Simon:
[gasps] Oh, no.

Agent James Suggs:
And then, if you ever get out of there... I'm gonna pay someone to have you stuffed.

Alvin:
Right.

Agent James Suggs:
And I'm gonna give you as a gift to Anna, who will hopefully take me back.

[Simon and Theodore look at each other]

Alvin:
Dude, I'm sorry, but it's over.

Agent James Suggs:
You don't know that.

Simon:
Theo, let's go.

Agent James Suggs:
I just think there's something wrong with her phone and she's not getting my texts... or the flowers, or my candy grams. [Simon and Theodore opens the emergency hatch] And I, personally, don't think it's uncommon... for someone to move five times a year and change their number. [he laughs] Okay? It's normal.

Alvin:
Oh, yeah. Totally normal.

Simon:
Alvin!

[Agent James Suggs looks up]

Agent James Suggs:
What? What's going on?

Alvin:
And that's our cue to leave.

[Alvin pushes the red button, The elevator begins to shake]

Alvin:
It has been a treat.

[Alvin runs to his brothers]

Agent James Suggs:
No... What are you doing?

Simon:
And elevator power off.

Agent James Suggs:
[yells] No! No!

[Agent James Suggs tries to reach for the emergency hatch, But the Chipmunks closes the hatch, Agent James Suggs is now stuck in an elevator]

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dave:
The only reason we're not headed back to LA right now is because... I have to be here. As soon as the show is over, we're all going home. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in you guys than I am right now.

Simon:
If Dave didn't wanna get rid of us before, he definitely does now.

Alvin:
All because we only cared about if we were happy. Maybe it's a chipmunk thing, like hoarding, you know? Maybe we're emotional hoarders.

Simon:
Actually, chipmunks are traditionally very caring creatures.

Alvin:
Oh, nuts. Well, that means it's us.

Theodore:
I'd do anything to fix this.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At American Idol]

Redfoo:
[sings] Once upon a time I was fallin' in love.

Brittany:
Oh, boy.

Redfoo:
Now it's only fallin' apart.

Eleanor:
Oh, okay.

Redfoo:
Nothin' I can say A total eclipse of the heart!

Jeanette:
Ooh!

[Redfoo stops singing]

Brittany:
Um, well...

Alvin:
You're going to Hollywood!

[Redfoo looks excited]

Brittany:
Alvin!

Redfoo:
I'm going to Hollywood! I'm going to Hollywood!

[Redfoo runs away]

Alvin:
Sorry, girls, I've always wanted to say that.

Eleanor:
What are you doing here?

Jeanette:
Yeah. We're kind of in the middle of auditions.

Alvin:
I need your help. We really screwed up with Dave and we gotta fix it.

[The Chipettes look at each other]

Brittany:
Because it's for Dave, we're in.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alvin:
Girls, thank you. We owe you one.

Brittany:
You owe us way more than one, but, you're welcome.

Jeanette:
Guys, we have to get back to auditions. Ryan's been texting me like crazy.

Brittany:
Come on, girls. Let's roll.

Eleanor:
Bye, Theodore-able.

[Eleanor giggles, she runs after Brittany and Jeanette, Simon takes off his glasses as he looks at Theodore, who shrugs]

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dave and the chipmunks arrive home]

Alvin:
Hey, official and legal dad?

Dave:
Yes, official and legal son?

Alvin:
Thanks for being the best official and legal dad, Dad.

Dave:
Well, you three are the best official and legal sons an official and legal father could ask for.

Simon:
Aw. That's sweet of you to say, Dad.

Theodore:
Yeah.

Dave:
But seriously, guys, this is the happiest day of my life. Literally nothing could ruin it for me.

[They all enter the house, Dave finds out that the squirrels made a huge mess]

Theodore:
Oh, boy.

Simon:
[gasps] Alvin.

Alvin:
Totally forgot about this.

[One squirrel eats the table, The other rips the curtain]

Dave:
ALVIN!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gaspar:
Has this heathen heard of our Saviour, Jesus Christ and of our mission and the True Word of God? This is a Bible. It contains the Word of God that we are bringing to lighten the darkness of their world. Has he understood that this Book contains the Word of God? Take it in your hand, my son.

Balthasar:
He says it doesn't speak. [Native man throws down the Bible; Gaspar runs him through.]

Gaspar (narrating):
It is hard work. These natives are hard to convert.

Aguirre, the Wrath of God  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gaspar:
[Mortally wounded] This arrow cannot hurt me. This is not rain. [swings sword at Aguirre]

Aguirre:
Monk, do not forget to pray. Otherwise it could end badly with God.

Aguirre, the Wrath of God  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[after Josh's 3-point field-goal, leading the Timberwolves to victory over Warriors]

Jackie Framm:
That's my son!

Air Bud  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Air Force General:
[After hearing the president ordering them to fire on Air Force One] My God! Is he saying what I think he's saying?

Vice-President Kathryn Bennett:
If we're going to act, we have to act now.

Defense Secretary Walter Dean:
It's too risky.

Bennett:
The president is up there with a gun to his head!

General Northwood:
He's asking us to do that? To Air Force One?!

Bennett:
He's not asking. Your commander-in-chief has issued a direct order. DO IT!

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vice-President Kathryn Bennett:
What are your intentions?

Ivan Korshunov:
What arrogance to think you could ever understand my intentions.

Bennett:
I want to understand what it is that you want.

Korshunov:
What do I want...When Mother Russia becomes one great nation again, when the capitalists are dragged from the Kremlin and then shot in the street, when our enemies run and hide in fear at the mention of our name, and when America begs our forgiveness...on that great day of deliverance, you will know what I want.

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ivan Korshunov:
I know what you're thinking, First Lady. You want me dead. Well, it might come to that. In the war, people die.

Grace:
This isn't war! You just murdered an unarmed woman.

Ivan Korshunov:
You, who murdered a 100,000 Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas. Are going to lecture me about the rules of war? Don't!

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

F-15 Pilot:
Sir, pull up! You've got one on your tail.

President James Marshall:
Get him off my tail!

F-15 Pilot:
Missile away. Air Force One, break left and climb!

Major Caldwell:
Sir, we've lost countermeasures!

F-15 Pilot:
This is Halo-2. They've lost countermeasures. I'm going in. [Takes the missile for Air Force One]

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ivan Korshunov:
You've been very busy downstairs, haven't you? Killing my men? [Slaps President Marshall's face and punches his stomach then holds him down against a desk and takes his gun and points it at his head]

Grace:
NO!

President James Marshall:
You don't wanna do that. I'm what you came for, don't forget that.

Ivan Korshunov:
Then I'll kill them. Or just one? You pick. That's what you do in the White House? You play God.

President James Marshall:
You're not here for this, you want something. What is it?

Ivan Korshunov:
I want Radek.

President James Marshall:
How can I do that? I can't do that!

Ivan Korshunov:
Then you die the three of you.

President James Marshall:
I'll do anything to save my family DON'T ASK ME FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T GIVE!

Ivan Korshunov:
The most powerful man on the earth, and there certain things you cannot do. This is very curious, stop with your fuckin' LIES!

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[President Marshall is stunned about Agent Gibbs killing his men]

Secret Service Agent Gibbs:
Give me the strap!

President James Marshall:
I trusted you with my life!

Secret Service Agent Gibbs:
So will the next president! [gestures about safety line] Now give it to me!

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Liberty 24 Pilot:
Blue Star... Air Force One is down!

Control Room [Blue Star]:
Liberty 24 have you got the president?

[static]

Control Room [Blue Star]:
Liberty DO YOU HAVE THE PRESIDENT!

Liberty 24 Pilot:
Standby...

[President Marshal is grabbed off the line and taken on board]

Liberty 24 crew member:
... Liberty 24 is changing call sign, Liberty 24 is now Air Force One!

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Colonel Axelrod:
[as Ivan and Andrei are trying to get into the cockpit and stop the plane from landing]. No matter what happens, we land this aircraft is that understood? Come on. Come on. Flaps 30.

Lieutenant Colonel Ingraham:
Flaps 30

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

LA Control Tower:
Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

Oveur:
Roger.

Murdock:
Huh?

LA Control Tower:
L.A. departure frequency: 1-2-3 point 9'er.

Oveur:
Roger.

Murdock:
Huh?

Basta:
Request vector, over.

Oveur:
What?

LA Control Tower:
Flight 2-0-9'er, clear for vector 2-3-4.

Murdock:
We have clearance, Clarence.

Oveur:
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Striker:
The stewardess said... [Before he could say that she told him the pilot needed help, he notices that only the autopilot is flying the plane] BOTH pilots?!

Rumack:
Can you fly this plane and land it?

Striker:
Surely you can't be serious?

Rumack:
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Note: those last two lines ranked #79 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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