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[Tully and Abigail fall into two freshly dug graves]

Pugsley:
Are they dead?

Wednesday:
[sarcastically] Does it matter?

The Addams Family  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Abigail Craven:
Can it, Gordon! Stop dragging your feet! You disgust me! You're nothing but a useless sniveling baby! A stone around my neck! What was I thinking? I should have left you where I found you!

Uncle Fester:
No tricks, Gomez! That's the wrong book! Allow me.

Gomez:
Good show, old man.

Tully Alford:
Put that book down, Gordon! You don't know what it can do! It's not just literture!

Uncle Fester:
Oh, really?

Morticia:
Quickly, my darling!

Tully Alford:
Gordon I'm your friend, think of the doubloons!

Uncle Fester:
They're not yours, Tully! Back off!

Gomez:
Leather straps, red-hot pokers...

Morticia:
Later, my dearest.

Abigail Craven:
Keep the book closed, Gordon. Listen to mother!

Uncle Fester:
I'll never listen to you, never, ever again!

Abigail Craven:
I had to be strict with you because I cared! Put it down!

Uncle Fester:
You never really loved me!

Gomez:
Fester, this way!

Abigail Craven:
Stop whining, you little good-for-nothing! Be a man!

Uncle Fester:
You were a terrible mother! There! I said it!

The Addams Family  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Geppetto:
(He is fixing Pinocchio) There, that didn't hurt, did it?

Pinocchio:
Nah. Didn't hurt.

(Lorenzini knocks hard on the door)

Geppetto:
Now what can he want?

Lorenzini:
Open up!

Geppetto:
No good can come of this.

Lorenzini:
Geppetto, open up!

Geppetto:
(grabs Pinocchio) Stay there and be quiet! (Pinocchio looks round and sees other puppets sitting there; gasps) Don't even breathe! (To Lorenzini) Signore Lorenzini, what can you want?

Lorenzini:
The honor is mine to call again, my good man.

Geppetto:
You see Lorenzini, I have been spending a lot of time in the forest lately, perhaps I can carve you something grand... at the first chance I've got.

Lorenzini:
I have heard rumors. I bring good news, Geppetto. I am making my grandest production ever, and I am going to purchase... Your newest creation. Whatever it may be. Heh.

Gepetto:
(holds up two puppets) These puppets are made, from the finest cherry wood. You can have these.

Lorenzini:
(snarls) Don't toy with me, Geppetto. I would not buy those puppets from you two years ago, and I will not buy them today. So show me your best, and show me NOW!

(Pinocchio falls off his perch)

Pinocchio:
Oooh! (Runs at Lorenzini and ducks under his legs) Excuse me, coming through!

Lorenzini:
He is perfect... (Catches a fly) Stay! (Opens his glove, revealing the fly standing on his palm) Boys do like bugs.

Pinocchio:
Bugs?

Lorenzini:
They like to tease them, and twist them...and...

Gepetto:
Please, Lorenzini!

Lorenzini:
Ssssssh.

Pinocchio:
(Imitating) Sssshh...

Lorenzini:
He is magnificent. Name your price.

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Upon Pinocchio causing a disruption in class, the Professor turns round)

The Professor:
What is going on in my classroom?

Infantino:
The new kid punched Lampwick, professore.

The Professor:
(he walks slowly and menacingly up to Pinocchio) Is that true?

Pinocchio:
No.

(his nose grows)

Boy:
Hey, how'd you do that?

The Professor:
Silence! (looks at Pinocchio) Now you're not lying to me by any slim chance, are you?

Pinocchio:
Uh... uh... no. (His nose grows longer)

The Professor:
There are two kinds of lies. (he is now walking through the room) Lies that have a short legs, and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have a long nose. Now, I will give you one last chance to redeem yourself: If you didn't punch Lampwick, how did he end up on the floor?

Pinocchio:
(struggling) Uh... Nobody punched Lampwick... Lampwick punched... himself. (his nose is now extremely long) Uh, I mean, a man - climbed - in - through the window and punched him, and Lampwick tried to kick him back, but-- but he missed (his nose is now the length of the classroom) and fell on the floor and-- !

(inevitably, the class laugh hysterically)

The Professor:
Silence! (fails to keep order) SILENCE! (Pinocchio turns his head around and the class on the other side duck their heads, he then turns the other way and Lampwick quickly distracts the prefect, so that he is hit in the head by the nose. Lampwick and Saleo then laugh.HIs nose hits the cleaning cloth filled with chalkdust and slowly rises to meet the professor's face)

(he suddenly notices Pinocchio's nose right in front of his. Pinocchio is about to sneeze)

The Professor:
Infantino! Go... go on... (gestures at the prefect) A handkerchief... go on! Quickly!

(as the class urge Pinocchio to sneeze, the prefect runs up with a handkerchief and Pinocchio disastrously sneezes all over the Professor's face, sneezing sawdust on him)

Pinocchio:
(He decides to tell the truth) I... I did punched Lampwick, Professore, and I'm sorry. (his nose shrinks)

The Professor:
Well, it's too late for that now. If there is one thing I will not tolerate in my classroom, it's a liar. Out.

Pinocchio:
(he walks miserably up from his desk but can't because of his nose, so he decides to tell the truth) Uh... uh... and... I am sorry that I kicked him too. (his nose shrinks)

The Professor:
Out!

Pinocchio:
And, I'm even more sorry that I'd told a lie.

The Professor:
"Out, out" I said!

Pinocchio:
(his nose now back to normal) But I want to stay and learn.

(he finally leaves the room)

The Professor:
Now class, we will review what we have learned today.

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Pinocchio runs into Volpe and Felinet)

Felinet:
Helloooo...

Pinocchio:
Hellooo....

Felinet:
Ooh, what a charming little item you are. (Holds out hand) May I? (Raps Pinocchio's head, makes a hollow thud) Ooh... empty as a witch's dowry. Ooh, look how smoothly his arms move. (Geppetto comes up)

Geppetto:
Now Pinocchio, don't do that again. (To the thieves) Er, excuse me, but don't you two have a pushcart or something to rob?

Volpe:
Uh, we've already done that. (Felinet glares at him)

Geppetto:
Come on Pinocchio. I don't want you doing that again.

Felinet:
Oh but Geppetto darling, we were just playing with him.

Geppetto:
He'll play with his own sort, thank you.

Felinet:
(suspiciously) And what sort would that be?

Geppetto:
Come on son. Don't ever do that again.

Volpe:
(confused) I don't get it...is he a boy, or a puppet?

Felinet:
He's a puppet, fur-face. He's going to be worth a fortune...and I know exactly where to cash him in! (Both giggle)

Father:
Don't worry, son! I'll get your ball back! (Felinet glances at Pinocchio's ball, realizes who it belongs to, and runs off, tossing the ball at Volpe) (Boy and his father round the corner, boy points at Volpe, who is foolishly holding the ball)

Father:
Take my kid's ball, would you?? (Punches Volpe viciously)

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Judge:
(Hammers three times) Court is now in session.

Guard:
Case number 491, your honor. The people versus Luca Antonio Renaldo Geppetto Baldini.

Pinocchio:
My papa! (hugs Geppetto)

Geppetto:
It will be alright, Pinocchio.

Baker's wife:
(enraged) There he is, your honor! That little mutilator! He ruined my cannolis! He ruined my fruit tarts!

Judge:
Silence, woman!

Baker's wife:
He even ruined my grandmother's torta della nonna with the pinoli and the chocolate...

Judge:
Are you done?

Baker's wife:
No, I am not done! I would... (the judge hammers loudly)

Judge:
Arrest her!

Baker's wife:
(the guards attempt to grab her and her husband) Now, I'm done. I'm done. (the bakers sit back down)

Judge:
Now, since you, Geppetto, are responsible for this, uh, puppet, how do you plead?

Geppetto:
Guilty, sir. (the crowd gasps)

Judge:
You will pay twenty-thousand lira to the bakers and ten-thousand to the court.

Geppetto:
I--I don't have it. That's--that's three years wages.

Judge:
If you cannot pay, then you will go to debtors prison! (hammers hardly) Three years locked away!

Lorenzini:
Your honor! I propose the court allow me to pay the fines for this poor, impoverished peasant.

Judge:
This is most generous of you, Signore Lorenzini.

Lorenzini:
Kindness is my weakness. Of course, no good deed should go without obligation, so all l ask is to keep Pinocchio in return.

Geppetto:
Lorenzini, please, take any other puppet! l will work for you day and night the rest of my life!

Lorenzini:
Geppetto, is it just money for you? Pinocchio needs a home. All you can offer him is table scraps and cold winter nights, but with me, he will have a family.

Pinocchio:
What's a family, Papa?

Lorenzini:
My goodness, such a heartbreaking question, one no one should ever have to ask. Pinocchio, l can give you a life other little boys only dream of.

Judge:
What is your decision, Geppetto? (Geppetto looks around the court room. Without any thought or feeling, he looks down at Pinocchio)

Geppetto:
Pinocchio...

Pinocchio:
Yes, Papa?

Geppetto:
Listen to me. You're going to go with that man now.

Pinocchio:
But I want to be with you.

Geppetto:
I know, but you see--you see, there--there's no other choice.

Pinocchio:
You're my papa.

Geppetto:
I can't be your papa! You're made of wood! You're not flesh! You're not a real boy! (snaps) NOW, GO! FOR EVERYONE'S GOOD!! (Pinocchio begins to tear up after hearing the harsh words from Geppetto)

Lorenzini:
Let's go, son. (Pinocchio walks down the steps and Lorenzini picks him up) Good boy. (Lorenzini carries Pinocchio out of the court room as everyone watches sadly)

Pinocchio:
I love you, Papa! (the scene cuts to Geppetto walking home)

Leona:
(peeking from her window) Geppetto... I'm sorry.

Geppetto:
Why does everything good get thrown to the beasts? (Geppetto continues walking home as Leona sadly watches him)

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gepetto:
What news?

Leone:
Well I went to the baker's but they said nothing, so I went to town but nobody said anything, so then I went to Maria, the witch, the one who hasn't spoken in years.

Gepetto:
What did she say?

Leone:
Nothing. But, she gave me this.

Gepetto:
It's a twig.

Leone:
Think about it. Pinocchio probably feels like he can't come home, that he's lost, and you'd be angry at him if he did.

Gepetto:
Well, yes.

Leone:
And so where would you go if you felt like that?

Gepetto:
I don't know. Somewhere quiet, safe.

Leone:
And where would that be, given the fact you were made of wood!?!

Gepetto:
The forest! Thank you Maria!

Leone:
Well, what are you waiting for, let's go!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(at the church)

Pinocchio:
Hey, I know you - you're friends of -

Felinet:
No, no, we've finished with him now. We're just here to ask for forgiveness.

Pinocchio:
What's forgiveness?

Volpe:
Forgiveness is when you have done something really really wrong, and you know what you did was wrong, but you want someone else to tell you it was wrong, but you know what you did was wrong because you did it!

Monk:
Sssh!

Pinocchio:
Please forgive me for being a puppet, and not a real boy.

Volpe:
(tearing up) I miss my daddy, too!

Felinet:
(shushes Volpe and slaps him) You know, it may be possible for you to become a real boy.

Pinocchio:
How?

Felinet:
All you need is a miracle!

Pinocchio:
What's a miracle?

Volpe:
(buts in) A miracle is - (Felinet puts her hand over his mouth)

Felinet:
Miracles make your dreams come true.

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(At Pleasure Island)

Pepe:
Rather cruel of you to shoot my cousins into outer space.

Pinocchio:
All I'm doing is having a little fun.

Pepe:
Yeah, fun, good idea! Fun gets my antenna waaaay up! But what about your Papa, you said you bought him up?:

Pinocchio:
I didn't bring him up.

Pepe:
Precisely my point! You know what comes from actin' like a jackass? And if you act like one, you'll become one!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinocchio:
Come here! Over here! No, this is all wrong! You gotta believe me! Look, they're trying to trick you! They want us to behave badly! Don't go on the ride! Please! We've been acting like jackasses, so that's what we turned into.

Lorenzini:
Well, well, well... Here I provide you with the most wonderful place to frolic, and this is the thanks I get. (angrily, to Pinocchio) You steal MY donkeys?

Pinocchio:
They're NOT your donkeys! ...This one's Lampwick.

Lorenzini:
(Tuts) Pinocchio, a good boy does not go around spreading lies.

Pinocchio:
It's not a lie. (Points to his nose) My nose grows when I lie.

Lorenzini:
(Straightens up) Come on, boys! Take the rides! Drink the water! (Throws tickets to the eager boys)

Pinocchio:
No, don't!

Lorenzini:
Be yourselves!

Pinocchio:
Lampwick! (Lampwick donkey snorts) Come on! (Lampwick neighs and knocks a stunned Lorenzini into the fountain, where he mutates into a sea monster thanks to the curse. When he climbs out, the boys yell in shock)

Boy 1#:
He's turning into a monster! Look at his face! (Lorenzini is unable to breathe and smashes through a mirror, jumping into the water which leads to the ocean)

Boy 2#:
He was a monster and got what he deserved!

All Boys:
YEAH!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lampwick:
(notices that the boy took the gun) That's my gun!

Boy:
No, it's mine, lampshade!

Lampwick:
Nobody calls me lampshade!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sir Guy:
What's your name, you Saxon dog?

Much:
A better one than yours!

Dickon Malbête [shaking Much]:
Look to your manners! This is Sir Guy of Gisbourne.

Much:
Sir Guy or the Devil! There's little to choose between them.

Sir Guy:
What's your name?

Much:
Much the Miller's Son.

Sir Guy:
Don't you know it's death to kill the King's deer?

Much:
Yes, and death from hunger if I don't, thanks to you and the rest of you Norman cutthroats at Nottingham Castle.

Dickon Malbête [striking him]:
Be quiet, you!

Much:
I won't be quiet! You can kill me if you like, but not till I've had my say. You can beat and starve us poor Saxons now, but when King Richard escapes, he'll take you by the scruff of the neck and fling you into the sea!

[Guy raises his mace to kill Much, but an arrow dashes his weapon aside]

Sir Guy:
What the devil?

Robin Hood:
Come now, Sir Guy. You'd not kill a man for telling the truth, would you?

Sir Guy:
If it amused me, yes!

The Adventures of Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robin Hood [to Prince John, carrying a deer over his shoulders]:
Greetings, Your Highness! You know, you really should teach Gisbourne hospitality. No sooner do I enter his castle doors with a bit of of meat than his starving servants try to snatch it from me! You should feed them, Gisbourne; they'll work better. [flinging the deer down onto the table in front of Prince John] With the royal compliments of your brother King Richard, God bless him!

Prince John:
By my faith, but you're a bold rascal. Robin... I like you.

The Adventures of Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robin Hood:
I hope my lady had a pleasant journey from London?

Lady Marian:
What you hope can hardly be important.

Robin Hood:
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk. What a pity her manners don't match her looks, Your Highness!

Prince John:
[laughing] Do you hear that, gentlemen? Here's poor Gisbourne so in love with Marian that he daren't say "Boo!" to her, and this saucy fellow gives her better than she sends!

The Adventures of Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robin Hood:
I've called you here as freeborn Englishmen, loyal to our king. While he reigned over us, we lived in peace. But since Prince John has seized the regency, Guy of Gisbourne and the rest of his traitors have murdered and pillaged. You've all suffered from their cruelty - the ear-loppings, the beatings, the blindings with hot irons, the burning of our farms and homes, the mistreatment of our women. It's time to put an end to this! Now, this forest is wide. It can shelter and clothe and feed a band of good, determined men - good swordsmen, good archers, good fighters. Men, if you're willing to fight for our people, I want you! Are you with me?

Merry Men:
Aye!

Robin Hood:
Then kneel, and swear this oath: that you, the free men of this forest, swear to despoil the rich only to give to the poor; to shelter the old and the helpless; to protect all women, rich or poor, Norman or Saxon; and swear to fight for a free England; to protect her loyally until the return of our king and sovereign, Richard the Lion-Heart; and swear to fight to the death against our oppressors!

Merry Men:
We do! We solemnly swear!

The Adventures of Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Robin Hood:
[to Will Scarlet, referring to Friar Tuck] It's all right; he's one of us.

Will Scarlet:
[about Friar Tuck] One of us? He looks like three of us!

Friar Tuck:
[Drawing his sword truculently] Ay - and equal to a full dozen!

The Adventures of Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Little John:
[to the King, who is disguised as an abbot] What? Are you friendly to our good King Richard?

King Richard:
I love no man better.

The Adventures of Robin Hood  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tintin:
[sees The Unicorn model ship in mirror reflection] Snowy, look at this. [views model ship in glass case] Tripled masted. Double decks. Fifty guns. Isn't she a beauty?

Peddler:
It's a very unique specimen, that is. An old sea captain's estate.

Tintin:
[reads label] "The Unicorn."

Peddler:
The Unicorn. Many wars sailed that ship. That's very old, that is. Built in the sixteenth century.

Tintin:
Seventeenth, I would think.

Peddler:
Named by Charles the First.

Tintin:
Charles the Second.

Peddler:
That's what I said, Charles the Second.

The Adventures of Tintin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Allan:
Mr Tin...tin?

Tintin:
Yes, that's me.

Allan:
Delivery for ya.

Tintin:
But I didn't order anything.

Allan:
That's because it's you that's gettin' delivered. [smothers Tintin with chloroform and stuffs him into the crate]

The Adventures of Tintin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sakharine:
Where is it?

Tintin:
[regains consciousness] Where's what?

Sakharine:
[bangs cane against cage] Oh, I am tired of your games. The scrolls from the unicorn. A piece of paper like this. [shows Tintin scroll]

Tintin:
You mean the poem.

Sakharine:
Yes.

Tintin:
The poem written in Old English.

Sakharine:
Yes.

Tintin:
It was inside a cylinder.

Sakharine:
Yes.

Tintin:
Concealed in the mast.

Sakharine:
Yes!

Tintin:
...I don't have it.

The Adventures of Tintin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Captain Haddock:
[wakes up from his drunkenness and notices Snowy, jumps] Ahhhhh! A giant rat of Sumatra. [sees Tintin stumbling into his room through the window; brandishes a bent pipe, thinking he's an intruder] So, you think you can sneak up behind me, and catch me wi' my trousers down, huh?

Tintin:
[dodging Haddock's blows] I would rather keep your trousers on, if it's all the same to you.

Captain Haddock:
I know you're here. You're one of them!

Tintin:
Sorry?

Captain Haddock:
He sent you here to kill me!

Tintin:
Look, I don't know who you are!

Captain Haddock:
That was his plan, to bump me off! Murder me in my bed by a baby-faced assassin![Snowy bites his ankle, tries to shake him off] Arrgh!

Tintin:
Assassin? Look, you've got it all wrong! [Captain Haddock and Tintin stops fighting] I was kidnapped by a gang of thugs. [drops rod]

Captain Haddock:
[cries comically] Oh, the filthy swine! He's turned the whole crew against me!

Tintin:
Who?

Captain Haddock:
The sour-faced man with the sugary name. He's bumped them all off, every last of'em.

Tintin:
Sakharine!

Captain Haddock:
Nobody takes MY ship!

Tintin:
You're the captain?

Captain Haddock:
Of course, I'm the captain. Who else can I be? [Tintin shushes him] I've been locked in this room for days, with only whiskey to sustain my mortal soul. [Tintin reveals door is not locked, looks at Haddock exasperatingly] Oh...I assumed it was locked.

Tintin:
Well, it's not. Now you must excuse me, if they find me here, they'll kill me. We have to keep moving, try to find my way off this drunken tub [leaves Haddock's room with a bang of the door].

Captain Haddock:
[taken aback] Tub?!

The Adventures of Tintin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Captain Haddock:
Tintin, wake up. Come warm yourself, laddie.

Tintin:
[regains consciousness; alarmed] Captain, what have you done?!

Captain Haddock:
[warms hands] You looked a little cold, so I lit a wee fire.

Tintin:
IN A BOAT?!

The Adventures of Tintin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tintin:
[looking in pistol] Bad news, captain. We've only got one bullet.

Captain Haddock:
What's the good news?

Tintin:
[aims pistol at enemy plane] We've got ONE bullet. [shoots at the plane, sending it crashing in the sea]

The Adventures of Tintin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Captain Haddock:
You do know what you're doing, do you?

Tintin:
Um, more or less. [starts up plane]

Captain Haddock:
Well, which is it, more or less?

Tintin:
Relax, I interviewed a pilot once.

The Adventures of Tintin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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