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Colonel Axelrod:
[as Ivan and Andrei are trying to get into the cockpit and stop the plane from landing]. No matter what happens, we land this aircraft is that understood? Come on. Come on. Flaps 30.

Lieutenant Colonel Ingraham:
Flaps 30

Air Force One  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

LA Control Tower:
Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.

Oveur:
Roger.

Murdock:
Huh?

LA Control Tower:
L.A. departure frequency: 1-2-3 point 9'er.

Oveur:
Roger.

Murdock:
Huh?

Basta:
Request vector, over.

Oveur:
What?

LA Control Tower:
Flight 2-0-9'er, clear for vector 2-3-4.

Murdock:
We have clearance, Clarence.

Oveur:
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Striker:
The stewardess said... [Before he could say that she told him the pilot needed help, he notices that only the autopilot is flying the plane] BOTH pilots?!

Rumack:
Can you fly this plane and land it?

Striker:
Surely you can't be serious?

Rumack:
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Note: those last two lines ranked #79 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randy:
Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit…

Striker:
The cockpit…what is it?

Randy:
It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Elaine and Rumack investigate the fish poisoning]

Elaine:
Doctor, Mr. Hammen ate fish, and Randy said there are five more cases, and they all had fish, too.

Rumack:
And the co-pilot had fish. What did the navigator have?

Elaine:
He had fish.

Rumack:
All right, now we know what we're up against. Every passenger on this plane had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour.

Elaine:
Just how serious is it?

Rumack:
Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat.

[Oveur starts suffering from these]

Rumack:
When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash...

[Oveur suffers from those as well]

Rumack:
...then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling.

[Oveur also suffers from these]

Rumack:
At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. [Oveur does]

Rumack:
Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.

[Oveur collapses completely at the controls and the plane plummets, people swaying back and forth, and warning sign comes on saying "No Smoking - Rows 11-51, No Sexual Intercourse - Rows 13-51"]

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Rumack:
Captain, these passengers don't have much time. How soon can we land?

Oveur:
I can't tell.

Dr. Rumack:
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

Oveur:
What I mean is, I don't know.

Dr. Rumack:
Well can't you take a guess?

Oveur:
...Not for another two hours.

Dr. Rumack:
You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Oveur:
No what I'm saying is we can't land for another two hours.

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

McCroskey:
Johnny, what can you make of this? [hands Johnny a map]

Johnny:
This? Well, I can make a hat; I can make a brooch; I can make a pterodactyl!

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steve:
He'll never bring it down in this soup. Never! Not one chance in a million.

Rex:
I know. I know. But it's his ship now, his command; he's in charge, he's the boss, the head man, the top dog, the big cheese, the head honcho, number one...

Airplane!  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Opening Crawl:
[scrolling up a la Star Wars style] By the close of the twentieth century, construction of colonies on the lunar surface had begun and with this colonization came a new era in space travel. As our story opens, Mayflower 1, the first passenger shuttle to the moon, prepares for its maiden voyage--a voyage filled with hope, yet destined for disaster. Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Princess Amoura lay back in her bed as the handsome young knight entered the room. The princess slipped off her robe, revealing her silky white thighs. The knight embraced her roughly, and began to caress her soft, round…

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ted Striker:
Mary, which passenger is Joe Solucci?

Mary:
16C. Why?

Ted Striker:
He's carrying a bomb.

Mary:
A bah—[hands fly up to her mouth to muffle her words]

Striker:
No, Not a bah. A bomb.

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Girl on Shuttle:
[Repeated to different men throughout the movie] I don't mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I don't know you. But I don't think we're gonna live through this. And... I've never been with a man before.

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Soldier:
Those lights are blinking out of sequence.

Buck Murdock:
I see.

Soldier:
What should we do?

Buck Murdock:
Make them blink in sequence.

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy Wilson:
I sure am glad they let Scraps ride up here with us, Dad.

John Wilson:
I bet Scraps is gonna love the moon.

Jimmy Wilson:
Do you think things will be a lot different on the moon, Dad?

John Wilson:
Oh, it's gonna be terrific! A whole new world. New kids to play with!

Jimmy Wilson:
Does that mean no more headlines about the rape trial?

John Wilson:
[angrily while wrapping his knuckles] Not many kids get the chance to live on another planet.

Jimmy Wilson:
No more kids yelling, "Your old man's a psychopathic sex pervert"?

John Wilson:
[angrily grabs Jimmy's jacket and pulls him close] Look, a man can make an honest mistake! Anyway she was asking for it! They're all asking for it all the time! [lets go of Jimmy and sits back looking crazed]

Jimmy Wilson:
(thinking) Dad never slaps me around at home. It must be his coffee.

Alice Wilson:
(thinking) No, I've been serving Dad decaf. Hmm. Maybe he's just an asshole.

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steve McCroskey:
[drunkenly] Gentlemen, I don't find it easy to talk at a time like this, but I got to say something about that guy up there, and I can sum it all up in just one word: courage...dedication, daring, pride, pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*. Why, Ted Striker's got more guts in his little finger than most of us have in our large intestine, including the colon. [He gestures extravagantly and falls over]

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steven McCroskey:
Striker? Striker, Striker, Striker!

[a man behind McCroskey strikes a woman]

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ted Striker:
We're going to have to blow the computer!

Elaine Dickinson:
Blow ROC?

[a smiling face appears on the computer]

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Hammen:
And how about the time we hopped in the family car and drove all the way to Woodstock?

Mrs Hammen:
Oh, that was a time. You got hold of that bad acid and didn't come down for two weeks. You keep telling everyone that you were Jesus Christ and then you jumped off a roof 'cause you thought you could fly!

Mr. Hammen:
What a bummer.

Mrs. Hammen:
No shit.

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steve McCroskey:
We keep losing their radio!

Bug Kruger:
Give it to me straight, McCroskey! What's it look like?

Steve McCroskey:
[puzzled] The radio? About so big, green, with numbers and lots of knobs...what?

Bug Kruger:
I mean the situation! What do your people think?

[The controllers begin thinking about the people in the hijacked airplane]

Controller #2:
They're screwed!

Controller #3:
They're dead!

Controller Jacobs:
Did I leave the iron on?

Airplane II: The Sequel  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[an elderly woman walks by carrying her luggage]

Capt. Vernon Demerest:
Hey, now, that's a good idea, Mel. Using little old ladies for skycaps. You keep that up. You're doing a good job.

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
[after Vernon leaves] Mel! For my sake, be patient with him.

Mel Bakersfeld:
How you can live with that overage juvenile deliquent, I'll never know.

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
There's just the two of us. If I left him, what would I have?

Mel Bakersfeld:
Would you have any more if he decided to leave you?

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
He won't. The moment a girl gets too serious, he waves his wedding ring like a flag. I'm his disaster insurance.

Mel Bakersfeld:
More like group insurance!

Sarah Bakersfeld Demerest:
Thanks for caring, Mel. Don't worry. Someday he'll come home for some other reason than to just change his clothes.

Mel Bakersfeld:
Well, I hope so.

Airport  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Male judge:
If you spell this correctly, you'll be our 10th and last finalist.

Female judge:
"Carmagnole."

Cheating boy:
Could I get a definition, please?

Female judge:
A lively song and street dance.

Cheating boy:
Um... C... A... R... M... A... [Kiana, watching through the door's window, sees the boy's mom mouth out the letter, "G"] G... N... O-L-E, carmagnole.

Male judge:
That's correct, and that means are our 10th and last finalist for the district bee. [a thunderous applause erupts, especially from the boy's mom. Akeelah is devastated]

Kiana:
[bursts through the door] HE CHEATED!!! HE CHEATED!! I saw that! That boy's mama helped him out!

Male judge:
What...? Excuse me... Who are you?

Kiana:
I'm Akeelah's sister. I was standing right back there, and I saw that boy's mama give him the letter "G." She was saying, "geeeee."

Cheating boy's mom:
He knew the word. I-I mean, it's one we studied. He knew it.

Male judge:
Ma'am, did you help your child spell the word? [the boy's mom shakes her head] Ma'am, this is serious business.

[Silence. Finally, the boy's mom angrily springs up from her chair]

Cheating boy's mom:
OH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S SERIOUS! You know, you are gonna give these kids ulcers! Do you know how long he has studied for this?! He knew that word!

Cheating boy:
[embarrassed] No. I didn't.

Male judge:
I'm sorry, number 62, you are disqualified from competition.

Akeelah and the Bee  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Akeelah:
This is all starting to sound heavy.

Boy:
It is heavy. Spelling bees are serious shit. I think I'll take a shot. [throws the ball, but misses the hoop] On second thought, can I spell the word?

Akeelah and the Bee  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[at the school spelling bee in the gym]

Ms. Cross:
Now, we're gonna start things off with "grovel."

Chuckie:
Gravel? Like little rocks?

Ms. Cross:
No, grovel, like "get down on your knees and grovel."

Chuckie:
Get down on my knees? [shocked] What?!

Ms. Cross:
Just spell the word.

Chuckie:
Uh, G-R-A-V-E-L.

Ms. Cross:
No, Chuckie, you spelled "gravel." I meant "grovel", G-R-O-V-E-L. You weren't listening. Sorry, Chuckie.

Chuckie:
Who cares?

Akeelah and the Bee  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Officer A:
All right. The story is, you and your friends went out at night on your bikes to visit your dying mother, and then... another bunch of biker hooligans called the Clowns attacked you. They hurt your friend, you lost your temper, and that's why eight of these Clowns, your attackers, are now in the hospital. And that is the truth.

[Officer B looks through files of recently brought criminals and a picture of Kei appears on his current page. Kaneda looks over at that picture]

Kaneda:
Wowee! She's sure hot.

Officer B:
Hey! This is confidential!

[Kaneda chuckles, going back to his seat]

Officer A:
And how's your mother doing?

Kaneda:
Huh? Fortunately the worst is over. She cleared the hump.

Officer A:
She cleared the hump, huh? What's next, a triathlon?

[Kaneda and a few of his friends laugh]

Akira  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Colonel:
Is it safe, Doctor?

Doctor:
I will take care of it.

Colonel:
No! I wasn’t talking about the boy at all! I’m asking if he turns out to reach a power like Akira’s... are you positive that you are be able to control such a power?

Doctor:
Er, well... that's a...

Colonel:
Can I leave this in your hands?

Doctor:
Er, well, then, in my opinion, if we can use the latest examination equipment to collect even more data, and also do a multi-faceted analysis as we go, th-then surely...

Colonel:
But maybe we weren’t meant to meddle... with that ultimate power.

Doctor:
You mean... the power of a God?

Tetsuo:
[in telepathy] A... ki... ra...

Colonel:
But we have no choice, but to grasp that power. Grasp that power, and learn to control it. And if this situation gets out of hand, then he’s to be terminated... and without hesitation!

Doctor:
Yes... Colonel.

Akira  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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