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Woodward:
A friend at the Committee told us to contact you.

Woman:
Who was it?

Bernstein:
We never reveal our sources, which is why you can talk to us.

Woodward:
It's safe, try it, you'll see.

Bernstein:
We understand your problem...

Woodward:
You believe in the President, you wouldn't ever want to do anything disloyal.

Bernstein:
We appreciate your position--really.

Woman:
You people--you think that you can come into someone's life, squeeze what you want, then get out. [to Bernstein] You don't appreciate a goddamn thing, mister. [to Woodward] And you don't understand nothing. But the Committee's briefed us on you--so get the hell out of here. Do you like scaring the life out of decent people?--'cause if you don't, in the name of God--stop it!

All the President's Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Man:
I know who you are and I'm not afraid but that don't mean I'll talk to you either--you're just a couple Democrats out to stop Nixon getting re-elected.

Woodward:
Democrats?

Man:
That's right.

Bernstein:
I hate both parties.

Woodward:
And I'm a Republican.

Bernstein:
Republican?

Woodward:
Sure.

Bernstein:
Who'd you vote for?

Woodward:
When?

Bernstein:
'68.

Woodward:
Nixon.

All the President's Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nixon:
[on television] No one in this administration, presently employed, was involved in this very bizarre incident. What really hurts in matters of this sort is not the fact that they occur, because overzealous people in campaigns do things that are wrong. What really hurts is if you try to cover it up.

Woodward:
Did he just say what I think he said?

Bernstein:
You voted for him.

All the President's Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bernstein:
I want you to know that I understand why you're afraid--a lot of good people down there at the Committee are afraid. I'm really sorry for what you're being put through.

Bookkeeper:
All those articles you people write--where do you find that stuff?

Bernstein:
We don't tell anyone that. Which is why you can talk to us. And if we can't verify what you say someplace else, we don't print it. That's another reason you can relax.

Bookkeeper:
I'm relaxed--light your cigarette.

Bernstein:
You were Hugh Sloan's bookkeeper when he worked for Maurice Stans at Finance, and we were sort of wondering, did you go work for Stans immediately after Sloan quit or was there a time lapse?

Bookkeeper:
I never worked for Sloan or Stans.

Bookkeeper's sister:
Would you like some coffee or anything?

Bernstein:
Please, yes, thank you. Can I sit down for a minute?

Bookkeeper:
One minute but then--

Bernstein:
Right, right, I've got to go. Why did you lie just then? I was just curious--you don't do it well, so I wondered. Have you been threatened, if you told the truth, is that it?

Bookkeeper:
No... never in so many words...

Bernstein:
It's obvious you want to talk to someone--well, I'm someone.

All the President's Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bernstein:
The General Accounting report said there was a 350 thousand cash slush fund in Stans' safe. Did you know about that from the beginning?

Bookkeeper:
There are too many people watching me--they know I know a lot.

Bernstein:
It was all in hundreds, wasn't it?

Bookkeeper:
A lot of it was. I just thought it was sort of an all-purpose political fund--you know, for taking fat cats to dinner, things like that.

Bernstein:
Could buy a lot of steaks, 350,000 dollars.

Bookkeeper:
I can't be positive that it was used for the break-in but people sure are worried.

Bernstein:
Which people?

Bookkeeper:
The ones who could disburse the money....I don't want to say anymore.

...

Bernstein:
You haven't finished telling me about the money.

Bookkeeper:
Omigod, there was so much of it, six million came in one two-day period--six million cash, we couldn't find enough places to put it. I thought it was all legal, I guess I did, til after the break-in, when I remembered Gordon got so much of it.

Bernstein:
Gordon Liddy, you mean?

Bookkeeper:
[nods] It was all so crazy--the day after the break-in he gave us a speech, bouncing up and down on his heels in that loony way of his--Gordon told us not to let Jim McCord ruin everything--don't let one bad apple spoil the barrel, he said. You just know that when Gordon Liddy's calling someone a bad apple, something's wrong somewhere. It's all so rotten... and getting worse... and all I care about is Hugh Sloan. His wife was going to leave him if he didn't stand up and do what was right. And he quit. He quit because he saw it and didn't want any part of it.

Bernstein:
Think Sloan's being set up as a fall guy for John Mitchell? Sometimes it looks that way.

Bookkeeper:
If you guys... if you guys could just get John Mitchell... that would be beautiful.

All the President's Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bernstein:
We were hoping that maybe now you could... We know why you left the Committee. We know you're not guilty of anything. But we know you know who is.

Sloan:
Look, come in. We'll have to be quiet--my wife's asleep...I'd like to talk to you, I really would, but my lawyers say I shouldn't until after the Watergate trial.

Woodward:
You handed out the money. Maybe there's a legitimate explanation for the way it was done.

Bernstein:
Then again, maybe things are even worse than we've written...

Sloan:
They're worse. That's why I quit.

All the President's Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sloan:
Try and understand this. I'm a decent Republican. I believe in Richard Nixon. I worked in the White House four years--so did my wife. What happened on June 17 I don't think the President knew anything about. Some of his men I'm not so sure of.

Bernstein:
Do you think the truth will come out at the trial?

Sloan:
That's another of the things I'm not so sure of.

Bernstein:
Because people at the Committee were told to lie to the prosecutors?

Sloan:
We were never told flat out "Don't talk." But the message was clear.

Bernstein:
To cover up?

Sloan:
Well, they sure didn't ask us to come forward and tell the truth.

Woodward:
Does "they" mean the White House?

Sloan:
As opposed to the Committee? The Committee's not an independent operation. Everything is cleared with the White House. I don't think that the FBI or the prosecutors understand that.

All the President's Men  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steff:
[to the players in the locker room] Listen up, ladies. Brian Riley is going to USC, motherfuckers!

Brian:
All I have to do is maintain my fantastic 2.0 grade-point average, and everything is cool.

All the Right Moves  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steff:
He didn't quit.

Nickerson:
What did you say?

Steff:
Salvucci, he didn't quit. None of us quit. I don't know. We beat those guys asses up and down that field tonight! We got nothing to be ashamed of, right? Isn't that right? Maybe the scoreboard doesn't say it, but we won that game. We held them. It was just a fluke. That's all. It's just a fluke.

Nickerson:
A fluke? That pass-interference penalty was no fluke. If you had done it the way I taught you, they never would've been down there in the first place, and they never would've scored, and we would've won that game! You're just as responsible as he is.

Steff:
Oh, yeah? If you would've had Rifleman hold the ball, then we would've won the game. We didn't quit. You quit!

Nickerson:
Get your stuff and get the hell out of here right now.

Steff:
What?

Nickerson:
You heard me. You get out of here. You're through. You're off the team.

All the Right Moves  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nickerson:
Djordjevic! I'd like to talk to you.

Steff:
We got nothing to talk about.

Nickerson:
Then where are you going?

Steff:
Where am I going?

Nickerson:
Yeah.

Steff:
No place, man. I mean, uh, Shadow, he's going to West Virginia. He just found out tonight. And, Tank's going to Furman. You knew that already. And you're going to Cal Poly. And Mouse, Mouse is going to college, he's gonna play ball. Me, I'm just gonna hang out here, I don't know, ya know? Hey, Nickerson, you lied about me. You blackballed me. "Together." Remember that? "Together. Together. Together." That was all just bullshit.

Nickerson:
What?

Steff:
You're full of shit, man. You just sit there in your office. A scholarship here, no scholarship there. He goes. He stays. Who in the hell gave you that power? You're just a coach. You're just a high school football coach. I mean, I don't know. What, what, I don't know. [runs a few steps] You know, Nickerson, you are not God! Huh? You're just a typing teacher! [runs off]

All the Right Moves  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Anita is trying to sneak into the house without being heard, but a bell on the door handle falls.]

Elaine:
Anita?

Anita:
Hi Mom.

Elaine:
You hungry? I made soy cutlets.

Anita:
No thanks, I already ate.

[Elaine gets close to Anita's face.]

Elaine:
You've been kissing.

Anita:
No I haven’t.

Elaine:
Yes you have, I can tell.

Anita:
You can’t tell.

Elaine:
Not only can I tell I know who it is.

[Anita starts to walk away.]

Elaine:
Whatcha’ got under your coat?

[Anita removes the Simon and Garfunkel record she was hiding under her coat, and hands it to Elaine.]

Anita:
It’s unfair we can’t listen to our own music.

Elaine:
That is because it is about drugs and promiscuous sex.

Anita:
Simon and Garfunkel is poetry.

Elaine:
Yes, it is poetry about drugs and promiscuous sex. Honey, they’re on pot.

Anita:
First it was butter, then sugar, white flour, bacon, eggs, bologna; then it was celebrating Christmas, on a day in September, when you knew it wouldn’t be commercialized. What else are you gonna ban?

Elaine:
I am trying to give you the cliff notes on how to live life in this world.

Anita:
We’re like nobody else I know!

Elaine:
[to herself] I’m a college professor, why can’t I teach my own kids. Use me.

Anita:
Darrell says that you use knowledge to keep me down. He says that I’m a yes person and you are trying to raise us in a no environment!

Elaine:
Well, clearly no is a word Darrell doesn’t hear often.

Anita:
[Frustrated and yelling] I can’t live here! I hate you, even William hates you!

William:
I don’t hate her.

Anita:
You do hate her; you don’t even know the truth.

Elaine:
Honey, don’t be a drama queen.

Anita:
Feck you!!

Elaine:
Hey!!

Anita:
This is a house of lies! [Storms off to her bedroom.]

Elaine:
There it is. Your sister used the F word.

William:
I think she said feck.

Elaine:
What’s the difference?

William:
The letter U.

Almost Famous  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lester Bangs:
What, are you like the star of your school?

William:
They hate me.

Lester Bangs:
You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.

Almost Famous  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

William:
[on the phone with his mother, Elaine] I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm flying back on Monday morning. I'll only miss one test. I'll make it up.

Russell:
Tell her you're a slave to the groove. You can't help it!

William:
[to Russell] No. [Russell reaches for the phone] No, Russell... Russell, no! [Russell grabs the phone.]

Russell:
Hi, Mom, it's Russell Hammond! I play guitar in Stillwater. It's my fault. How does it feel to be the mother of the future of rock journalism?... Hello? [Elaine says nothing.] You've got a great kid. Nothing to worry about. We're taking care of him. And you should come to a show some time — join the circus!

Elaine:
Listen to me: your charm doesn't work on me. I'm onto you. Of course you like him.

Russell:
Well, yeah.

Elaine:
He worships you people! And that's fine with you, as long as he helps make you rich.

Russell:
Rich? I don't think so—

Elaine:
Listen to me. He's a smart, goodhearted, 15-year-old kid with infinite potential. This is not some apron-wearing mother you're talking to. I know about your Valhalla of decadence, and I shouldn't have let him go. He is not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti. Am I speaking clearly to you?

Russell:
[stands up straight] Yes, ma'am.

Elaine:
If you break his spirit, harm him in any way, keep him from his chosen profession — which is law, something you may not value, but I do — you will meet the voice on the other end of this telephone, and it will not be pretty. Do we understand each other?

Russell:
Uh, yes, ma'am.

Elaine:
I didn't ask for this role, but I'll play it. Now go do your best. "Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid." Goethe said that. It's not too late for you to be a person of substance, Russell. Get my son home safely. You know, I'm glad we spoke. [hangs up on Russell, who is speechless]

Almost Famous  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Russell:
[calling out to William from a rooftop, overlooking a crowd surrounding a pool] And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!

[The crowd cheers.]

William :
Russell! I think we should work on those last words!

Russell:
I got it, I got it. This is better. Last words: I dig music. [A few people clap.] I'm on drugs! [The crowd cheers.]

Almost Famous  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lester Bangs:
Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.

William:
Well, it was fun.

Lester Bangs:
Because they make you feel cool, and hey, I met you. You are not cool.

William:
I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.

Lester Bangs:
That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.

William:
I can really see that now.

Lester Bangs:
Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.

William:
I'm glad you were home.

Lester Bangs:
I'm always home. I'm uncool.

William:
Me too!

Lester Bangs:
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool.

William:
I feel better.

Lester Bangs:
My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.

Almost Famous  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Geppetto:
(He is fixing Pinocchio) There, that didn't hurt, did it?

Pinocchio:
Nah. Didn't hurt.

(Lorenzini knocks hard on the door)

Geppetto:
Now what can he want?

Lorenzini:
Open up!

Geppetto:
No good can come of this.

Lorenzini:
Geppetto, open up!

Geppetto:
(grabs Pinocchio) Stay there and be quiet! (Pinocchio looks round and sees other puppets sitting there; gasps) Don't even breathe! (To Lorenzini) Signore Lorenzini, what can you want?

Lorenzini:
The honor is mine to call again, my good man.

Geppetto:
You see Lorenzini, I have been spending a lot of time in the forest lately, perhaps I can carve you something grand... at the first chance I've got.

Lorenzini:
I have heard rumors. I bring good news, Geppetto. I am making my grandest production ever, and I am going to purchase... Your newest creation. Whatever it may be. Heh.

Gepetto:
(holds up two puppets) These puppets are made, from the finest cherry wood. You can have these.

Lorenzini:
(snarls) Don't toy with me, Geppetto. I would not buy those puppets from you two years ago, and I will not buy them today. So show me your best, and show me NOW!

(Pinocchio falls off his perch)

Pinocchio:
Oooh! (Runs at Lorenzini and ducks under his legs) Excuse me, coming through!

Lorenzini:
He is perfect... (Catches a fly) Stay! (Opens his glove, revealing the fly standing on his palm) Boys do like bugs.

Pinocchio:
Bugs?

Lorenzini:
They like to tease them, and twist them...and...

Gepetto:
Please, Lorenzini!

Lorenzini:
Ssssssh.

Pinocchio:
(Imitating) Sssshh...

Lorenzini:
He is magnificent. Name your price.

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Upon Pinocchio causing a disruption in class, the Professor turns round)

The Professor:
What is going on in my classroom?

Infantino:
The new kid punched Lampwick, professore.

The Professor:
(he walks slowly and menacingly up to Pinocchio) Is that true?

Pinocchio:
No.

(his nose grows)

Boy:
Hey, how'd you do that?

The Professor:
Silence! (looks at Pinocchio) Now you're not lying to me by any slim chance, are you?

Pinocchio:
Uh... uh... no. (His nose grows longer)

The Professor:
There are two kinds of lies. (he is now walking through the room) Lies that have a short legs, and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have a long nose. Now, I will give you one last chance to redeem yourself: If you didn't punch Lampwick, how did he end up on the floor?

Pinocchio:
(struggling) Uh... Nobody punched Lampwick... Lampwick punched... himself. (his nose is now extremely long) Uh, I mean, a man - climbed - in - through the window and punched him, and Lampwick tried to kick him back, but-- but he missed (his nose is now the length of the classroom) and fell on the floor and-- !

(inevitably, the class laugh hysterically)

The Professor:
Silence! (fails to keep order) SILENCE! (Pinocchio turns his head around and the class on the other side duck their heads, he then turns the other way and Lampwick quickly distracts the prefect, so that he is hit in the head by the nose. Lampwick and Saleo then laugh.HIs nose hits the cleaning cloth filled with chalkdust and slowly rises to meet the professor's face)

(he suddenly notices Pinocchio's nose right in front of his. Pinocchio is about to sneeze)

The Professor:
Infantino! Go... go on... (gestures at the prefect) A handkerchief... go on! Quickly!

(as the class urge Pinocchio to sneeze, the prefect runs up with a handkerchief and Pinocchio disastrously sneezes all over the Professor's face, sneezing sawdust on him)

Pinocchio:
(He decides to tell the truth) I... I did punched Lampwick, Professore, and I'm sorry. (his nose shrinks)

The Professor:
Well, it's too late for that now. If there is one thing I will not tolerate in my classroom, it's a liar. Out.

Pinocchio:
(he walks miserably up from his desk but can't because of his nose, so he decides to tell the truth) Uh... uh... and... I am sorry that I kicked him too. (his nose shrinks)

The Professor:
Out!

Pinocchio:
And, I'm even more sorry that I'd told a lie.

The Professor:
"Out, out" I said!

Pinocchio:
(his nose now back to normal) But I want to stay and learn.

(he finally leaves the room)

The Professor:
Now class, we will review what we have learned today.

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Pinocchio runs into Volpe and Felinet)

Felinet:
Helloooo...

Pinocchio:
Hellooo....

Felinet:
Ooh, what a charming little item you are. (Holds out hand) May I? (Raps Pinocchio's head, makes a hollow thud) Ooh... empty as a witch's dowry. Ooh, look how smoothly his arms move. (Geppetto comes up)

Geppetto:
Now Pinocchio, don't do that again. (To the thieves) Er, excuse me, but don't you two have a pushcart or something to rob?

Volpe:
Uh, we've already done that. (Felinet glares at him)

Geppetto:
Come on Pinocchio. I don't want you doing that again.

Felinet:
Oh but Geppetto darling, we were just playing with him.

Geppetto:
He'll play with his own sort, thank you.

Felinet:
(suspiciously) And what sort would that be?

Geppetto:
Come on son. Don't ever do that again.

Volpe:
(confused) I don't get it...is he a boy, or a puppet?

Felinet:
He's a puppet, fur-face. He's going to be worth a fortune...and I know exactly where to cash him in! (Both giggle)

Father:
Don't worry, son! I'll get your ball back! (Felinet glances at Pinocchio's ball, realizes who it belongs to, and runs off, tossing the ball at Volpe) (Boy and his father round the corner, boy points at Volpe, who is foolishly holding the ball)

Father:
Take my kid's ball, would you?? (Punches Volpe viciously)

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Judge:
(Hammers three times) Court is now in session.

Guard:
Case number 491, your honor. The people versus Luca Antonio Renaldo Geppetto Baldini.

Pinocchio:
My papa! (hugs Geppetto)

Geppetto:
It will be alright, Pinocchio.

Baker's wife:
(enraged) There he is, your honor! That little mutilator! He ruined my cannolis! He ruined my fruit tarts!

Judge:
Silence, woman!

Baker's wife:
He even ruined my grandmother's torta della nonna with the pinoli and the chocolate...

Judge:
Are you done?

Baker's wife:
No, I am not done! I would... (the judge hammers loudly)

Judge:
Arrest her!

Baker's wife:
(the guards attempt to grab her and her husband) Now, I'm done. I'm done. (the bakers sit back down)

Judge:
Now, since you, Geppetto, are responsible for this, uh, puppet, how do you plead?

Geppetto:
Guilty, sir. (the crowd gasps)

Judge:
You will pay twenty-thousand lira to the bakers and ten-thousand to the court.

Geppetto:
I--I don't have it. That's--that's three years wages.

Judge:
If you cannot pay, then you will go to debtors prison! (hammers hardly) Three years locked away!

Lorenzini:
Your honor! I propose the court allow me to pay the fines for this poor, impoverished peasant.

Judge:
This is most generous of you, Signore Lorenzini.

Lorenzini:
Kindness is my weakness. Of course, no good deed should go without obligation, so all l ask is to keep Pinocchio in return.

Geppetto:
Lorenzini, please, take any other puppet! l will work for you day and night the rest of my life!

Lorenzini:
Geppetto, is it just money for you? Pinocchio needs a home. All you can offer him is table scraps and cold winter nights, but with me, he will have a family.

Pinocchio:
What's a family, Papa?

Lorenzini:
My goodness, such a heartbreaking question, one no one should ever have to ask. Pinocchio, l can give you a life other little boys only dream of.

Judge:
What is your decision, Geppetto? (Geppetto looks around the court room. Without any thought or feeling, he looks down at Pinocchio)

Geppetto:
Pinocchio...

Pinocchio:
Yes, Papa?

Geppetto:
Listen to me. You're going to go with that man now.

Pinocchio:
But I want to be with you.

Geppetto:
I know, but you see--you see, there--there's no other choice.

Pinocchio:
You're my papa.

Geppetto:
I can't be your papa! You're made of wood! You're not flesh! You're not a real boy! (snaps) NOW, GO! FOR EVERYONE'S GOOD!! (Pinocchio begins to tear up after hearing the harsh words from Geppetto)

Lorenzini:
Let's go, son. (Pinocchio walks down the steps and Lorenzini picks him up) Good boy. (Lorenzini carries Pinocchio out of the court room as everyone watches sadly)

Pinocchio:
I love you, Papa! (the scene cuts to Geppetto walking home)

Leona:
(peeking from her window) Geppetto... I'm sorry.

Geppetto:
Why does everything good get thrown to the beasts? (Geppetto continues walking home as Leona sadly watches him)

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gepetto:
What news?

Leone:
Well I went to the baker's but they said nothing, so I went to town but nobody said anything, so then I went to Maria, the witch, the one who hasn't spoken in years.

Gepetto:
What did she say?

Leone:
Nothing. But, she gave me this.

Gepetto:
It's a twig.

Leone:
Think about it. Pinocchio probably feels like he can't come home, that he's lost, and you'd be angry at him if he did.

Gepetto:
Well, yes.

Leone:
And so where would you go if you felt like that?

Gepetto:
I don't know. Somewhere quiet, safe.

Leone:
And where would that be, given the fact you were made of wood!?!

Gepetto:
The forest! Thank you Maria!

Leone:
Well, what are you waiting for, let's go!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(at the church)

Pinocchio:
Hey, I know you - you're friends of -

Felinet:
No, no, we've finished with him now. We're just here to ask for forgiveness.

Pinocchio:
What's forgiveness?

Volpe:
Forgiveness is when you have done something really really wrong, and you know what you did was wrong, but you want someone else to tell you it was wrong, but you know what you did was wrong because you did it!

Monk:
Sssh!

Pinocchio:
Please forgive me for being a puppet, and not a real boy.

Volpe:
(tearing up) I miss my daddy, too!

Felinet:
(shushes Volpe and slaps him) You know, it may be possible for you to become a real boy.

Pinocchio:
How?

Felinet:
All you need is a miracle!

Pinocchio:
What's a miracle?

Volpe:
(buts in) A miracle is - (Felinet puts her hand over his mouth)

Felinet:
Miracles make your dreams come true.

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(At Pleasure Island)

Pepe:
Rather cruel of you to shoot my cousins into outer space.

Pinocchio:
All I'm doing is having a little fun.

Pepe:
Yeah, fun, good idea! Fun gets my antenna waaaay up! But what about your Papa, you said you bought him up?:

Pinocchio:
I didn't bring him up.

Pepe:
Precisely my point! You know what comes from actin' like a jackass? And if you act like one, you'll become one!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinocchio:
Come here! Over here! No, this is all wrong! You gotta believe me! Look, they're trying to trick you! They want us to behave badly! Don't go on the ride! Please! We've been acting like jackasses, so that's what we turned into.

Lorenzini:
Well, well, well... Here I provide you with the most wonderful place to frolic, and this is the thanks I get. (angrily, to Pinocchio) You steal MY donkeys?

Pinocchio:
They're NOT your donkeys! ...This one's Lampwick.

Lorenzini:
(Tuts) Pinocchio, a good boy does not go around spreading lies.

Pinocchio:
It's not a lie. (Points to his nose) My nose grows when I lie.

Lorenzini:
(Straightens up) Come on, boys! Take the rides! Drink the water! (Throws tickets to the eager boys)

Pinocchio:
No, don't!

Lorenzini:
Be yourselves!

Pinocchio:
Lampwick! (Lampwick donkey snorts) Come on! (Lampwick neighs and knocks a stunned Lorenzini into the fountain, where he mutates into a sea monster thanks to the curse. When he climbs out, the boys yell in shock)

Boy 1#:
He's turning into a monster! Look at his face! (Lorenzini is unable to breathe and smashes through a mirror, jumping into the water which leads to the ocean)

Boy 2#:
He was a monster and got what he deserved!

All Boys:
YEAH!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lampwick:
(notices that the boy took the gun) That's my gun!

Boy:
No, it's mine, lampshade!

Lampwick:
Nobody calls me lampshade!

The Adventures of Pinocchio  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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