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[Both men shakes their heads again]

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Howard:
No money.

Lowrey:
Nope.

Howard:
Then who is this X-Man?

Burnett:
Captain, I was at a family barbecue. So I?—

Lowrey:
We don't know...[looks at Marcus] but we are going to find out.

Howard:
[points to the television] Well, then all that...was for nothing?

Lowrey:
We didn't do all of that. [turns and points to the television] If you look close--Watch. Hold up. Let me s?—There's DEA all over. Wait, the... Wait, hold up.

Howard:
[seething furiously] The DEA? Without consulting me?!

Lowrey:
[sees a car crashing into a pile of flaming cars] That's a DEA car, right there!

Howard:
CHRIST!! FUCK!!

Burnett:
[calming Howard] Cap. No. Remember your pressure points.

Howard:
Do my... My exercises. [steps away from his desk to compose himself]

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[Mike's cell phone rings]

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Lowrey:
[picks up] Holler at your boy.

Howard:
[eyes closed while holding his ears] Whoosah...

Lowrey:
Twenty-one thousand? What?!

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[Marcus looks away in embarrassment since he damaged Mike's car]

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Lowrey:
[glares at Marcus] Oh, kiss-my-black-ass. It was the dashboard! You know what?

Howard:
[exhales in relief] Better.

Lowrey:
[still glaring at Marcus] Yeah, you'll get your money. Somebody's on they way with your money. [hangs up the phone] Captain, is it possible we could discuss potential reimbursement...

Howard:
We don't cover personal property. That's why we drive police cars. So where do we go from here?

Lowrey:
Zoepounders knew exactly when to hit the drop, where to hit the drop, so we figure they know where the cash is. We find the cash, we find the X-Man.

Howard:
Hey, I'm through playing games, all right? I have three cops critical. I got kids dying on my streets from souped-up X. I do not want these animals taking over my city. Do you understand? So I want you guys to do whatever you do, whatever it takes, but do it now.

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Marcus Burnett:
[during a gunfight] Sir, we just want to talk!

Mike Lowery:
You want to talk?! All right, go ahead, go ahead.

Burnett:
We're not Immigration!

Lowery:
[gunfire continues] They can't hear you 'cause they still shootin' at you!

Burnett:
Fucking Haitians in a fucking little-ass room with fucking guns! Shit!

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[After a gunfight involving Haitian gang members...]

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Haitian Gang Member:
Don't shoot. Don't shoot, man. Don't kill me.

Marcus Burnett:
[Brushes himself off] Bullets and all... Excuse me.

Mike Lowrey:
You all right, man?

Burnett:
[Regaining composure] Apologize to that man. Apologize to that man. [Smacks himself repeatedly] Apologize! Apologize.

Burnett:
[Turns to gang member] Hey, listen, I owe you...It's just that, you know, you was disrespect... But that don't mean it give me the right, though. It don't. Excuse me. Whoosah. Whoosah. [Spin kicks the gang member to the face] Whoosah, motherfucker!

Lowrey:
[To gang member] See, the interesting thing is he's the one of us that's not pissed off.

Gang Member:
I don't know nothing.

Lowrey:
Whoa, hold up! I didn't ask you no question yet!

Gang Member:
I don't know nothing.

Lowrey:
Lying already?

Gang Member:
No, get...

Lowrey:
How'd you know about the drop?

Gang Member:
I don't know nothing!

Lowrey:
Stop lying!

Burnett:
Do you know anything? I-I'm gonna be nice about it. Do you know anything? Let's ask some other suspects. Hey, look, man, fuck it. Let's try this. Let's talk to his homeys. [Sits down next to a dead gang member] Hey, look here, man. Can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? [to Mike] Oh, he don't know nothing. His brains is under the end table. [Turns to his right to see another dead gang member] Oh! He can't tell us shit, Mike. He's all fucked up.

Lowrey:
What's your point?

Burnett:
[Stands up] Dead suspects can't say shit.

Lowrey:
[Points his gun to the gang member's head] Well, it seems like live suspects don't say shit either, so I'll hot this dude here. Save us the paperwork.

Gang Member:
I don't know nothing! I don't do motherfucking surveillance, man. [Frantically points to a camcorder] He do surveillance. He don't let nobody touch his camera.

Lowrey:
[Looks at the footage in the camcorder] What's on that camera?

Burnett:
Trigger Mike strikes again.

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[Mike & Marcus take the dealers' surveillance video to nearest electronics store and go to a private testing room to see everything, but somehow personal issues come out]

Mike Lowery:
[describes with hands] Look here. This is our little boundary box. So we gonna take the word flaccid and we're gonna put it in there with my mom's titties with your erection problems, and we're gonna close this box and we're gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you got to be motherfucking Jacques Cousteau. We cool? [suddenly realizes that they're now being watched all the while by store customers] Oh shit. We gotta go.

Mother:
[complaining to manager] In front of my babies, you got porno and homo shows up in here?! What kinda freak-ass store is this?! [sees Lowery and Burnett as they leave] And you two motherfuckers need Jesus! [to children] Cover your ears, baby.

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Mike Lowery:
[pretending to be drunk] Marcus! Nigga, who that is at the door?

Marcus Burnett:
It's Reggie!

Lowery:
Who the fuck is Reggie?

Burnett:
Came to take Megan out.

Lowery:
[walks over to Reggie] What you want, nigga?

Reggie:
I'm here to take his daughter out.

Lowery:
What's your name?

Reggie:
Reggie.

Lower:
Man, I heard the motherfucker say your name Reggie. You wanna be takin' Megan out?

Reggie:
Yes, sir.

Lowery:
How old is you?

Reggie:
15.

Lowery:
Shit, nigga, you at least 30.

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[At the Spanish Palms Mortuary, Mike lifts a sheet covering a dead woman's corpse and sees her huge breasts]

Marcus Burnett:
Mike, have some dignity!

Mike Lowery:
What? I ain't doin' nothin'.

Burnett:
Cover the titties.

Lowery:
What-what-what am I gonna do with these big-ass dead titties?

Burnett:
But you're lookin' at them.

Lowery:
There's...something's seriously wrong with your brain, man.

Burnett:
Just cover up the titties.

Lowery:
God...damn!

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[while posing as pest-control workers at Tapia's house, Marcus sees two rats mating]

Marcus Burnett:
Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!

Mike Lowrey:
Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?

Burnett:
They fuck just like us!

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[Johnny shoots his cousin/assistant Roberto in the forehead after Marcus and Mike investigate his mansion]

Johnny's Mother:
Johnny! Johnny, what happened to Roberto?

Johnny Tapia:
He killed himself, Mama. Se pegó un tiro!

Johnny's Mother:
Ay!

Johnny:
Very sad.

Johnny's Mother:
Make sure and write a letter to his mother.

Johnny:
I'll do it.

Johnny's Mother:
Okay, bye.

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[Burnett is irritated at how the State Department wants to handle Syd's kidnapping]

Marcus Burnett:
You know, by the time y'all finish being diplomatic, my sister could be in a fucking box. This is bullshit! [storms off; Mike follows him in another room.]

Mike Lowery:
He ain't getting away from us that easy. ... We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. [moves to a teary-eyed Marcus and they embrace each other] We just gotta do it ourselves, man.

[DEA and SWAT operatives enter room]

DEA Agent Tony Dodd:
Don't know you. You look like you're about to do something stupid. I'm in.

TNT Agent Fanuti:
Dodd tell you how fucking crazy us ex-Delta guys are?

Det. Marco Vargas:
Hey Marcus, my brother Tito, lives in Cuba. He's a little crazy, but he's hooked up with the underground. Weapons, men, a safe house. Whatever we need.

Det. Yul Vazquez:
[steps in] You can forget about passports baby and all that stuff, because if the Cubans catch us, we're all dead.

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Mike Lowery:
Rodney, I hear there's a boat on fire off the coast of Cuba.

Rodney:
Don't you think we oughta break international waters to help them out?

Lowery:
That's my dawg.

Marcus Burnett:
Point of no return. [to DEA operatives and SWAT troopers] I want to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. [to Mike, offering hand-slap] Mike, good lu-

Lowery:
Tell me when we get back.

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[Johnny and his daughter gaze at the painting that was near-finished...]

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Johnny's Daughter:
Papi, you look like Jesus.

Johnny:
Why they call this The Last Supper?

Johnny's Daughter:
It was the last time they were all together before Jesus was crucified.

Johnny:
Crucified? Hold your ears. [to the painters] Hey, you. Listen to me. THIS IS FUCKING DEPRESSING! You understand?! I mean, who had this fucking idea? I just want little angels looking down on me.

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Mike Lowery:
Vargas, we're not gonna make it to the tunnel! Go to Plan B! We're going to Plan B!

Marcus Burnett:
What Plan B?!

Lowery:
[pause] Man, you don't pay attention to shit, do you?!

Syd:
[as they start arguing in the middle of the gunfight] Are you fucking shitting me?! Let's go!

Detective Mateo Reyes:
[in the escape tunnel] Plan B? What the hell is Plan B?

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Marcus Burnett:
[driving with Mike down a hill, through cocaine-processing shacks, in a stolen Hummer] Is this still Plan B?

Mike Lowery:
Naw, this is definitely Plan C!

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Conductor:
Man, they look woebegone and far away.

Macreedy:
Oh, I'll only be here twenty-four hours.

Conductor:
In a place like this, it could be a lifetime.

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Doc:
He's no salesman, that's for sure. Unless he's peddlin' dynamite.

Sam:
Maybe he's a cop or somethin'.

Doc:
Ever see a cop with a stiff arm?

Sam:
Maybe his arm's all right. Maybe he's just hangin' onto something tight in his pocket.

Doc:
Like what? A pistol? A stick of TNT so he can blow up the whole mangy, miserable town.

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Smith:
You don't know anything about Komoko, now do you, Tim?

Sheriff:
I do not. That's the point.

Smith:
The point is, what you don't know won't hurt you.

Sheriff:
Maybe there's something that I ought to know. Maybe there's something that I ought to ask you before the stranger comes back here and starts breathing down my neck.

Smith:
Tim! You're just a lost ball in the high weeds. I told you a long time ago, nothing happened for you to worry about.

Sheriff:
Thing is, I do worry. Maybe I ain't much else, but I'm sure a worrier. And I'm still the law.

Smith:
Then do your job, Tim.

Sheriff:
What is my job, Mr. Smith? Maybe I'd better find out before Macreedy does it for me.

Smith:
Macreedy'll do nothing - and neither will you, Tim.

Sheriff:
Suppose I decide to try?

Smith:
That might be dangerous. Tim, you got the body of a hippo but the brain of a rabbit. Now don't overtax it.

Sheriff:
[He lowers his eyes and looks away] Yes, Mr. Smith.

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Coley:
I think Macreedy's a nothin', a nobody...So there's nothin' to worry about...What can he find out? That Komoko...Suppose he finds out.

Smith:
A nobody like Macreedy can raise a pretty big stink. The point is - who'd miss a nobody like Macreedy if he just, uh, say, disappeared? Who, Coley?...

Pete:
Why don't we wait?...I mean, maybe he won't find anything. Maybe he'll just go away.

Smith:
Not Macreedy. I know those maimed guys. Their minds get twisted. They put on hair-shirts and act like martyrs. All of 'em are do-gooders, freaks, troublemakers.

Pete:
Let's wait and see. There's no danger yet.

Smith:
No danger, he says. This guy's like a carrier of small pox. Since he's arrived, this town has a fever, an infection, and it's spreading.

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