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Doc: about Joe Kokomo's Medal of Honor Maybe we need it. It would give us something to build on. This town's wrecked, just as though it was bombed out. Maybe it can come back. Macreedy: Some towns do and some towns don't. It depends on the people. Doc: That medal would help. – Bad Day at Black Rock Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Conductor: What's all the excitement? What happened? Macreedy: A shooting. Conductor: Thought it was something. First time the Streamliner's stopped here in four years. Macreedy: Second time. – Bad Day at Black Rock Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Chipeska is seen arguing with a man who had been the Chamberlain's Santa for years.] Bob Chipeska: Harrison, will you listen please? Financially-- Fired Santa: Well, you get what you paid for, Chipeska. Five Christmases I've been here, and now you flip me for some stranger who'll do it for peanuts and happens to work with a real midget. Well, let me tell you something, though: nobody cares! Nobody comes for the elf; Santa's the main attraction. I do Burl Ives songs. Does this schmoe even play guitar? Bob Chipeska: Look, Harrison, it's not about the money or the midget. Believe me if it was-- I don't think they like the term midget. I think you're supposed to call them-- Fired Santa: Oh, just forget it! [Walks away as Willie and Marcus enters the store, then yells to them] Hacks! Bob Chipeska: [to Marcus and Willie] Hi. Bob Chipeska. Welcome. Great photo and resumè by the way. Marcus: Thanks. You know, we've been at this for a long time and all, so we like to think we do a good job. Bob Chipeska: I'm so glad you two can come at such a short notice. You two are perfect for this job, truly. [Willie drones out the conversation between Bob and Marcus, eyeing a woman's ass as she walks] Bob Chipeska: So, I don't want his unpleasantness affect your performance in any way. Marcus: Oh, no, we-- Willie: Performance? Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the... Willie: Performance, like, sexual? [Bob looks up at Willie in confusion] Bob Chipeska: Excuse me? Marcus: Willie. Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what you're saying to me? Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear? Marcus: Willie... Willie: My fuck stick! [Bob makes a shocked and disgusted look, Marcus quickly saves the situation by shoving Willie] Marcus: Willie, take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is. Bob Chipeska: He's not going to say "fuck stick" in front of the children, is he? Marcus: No! It was just a joke. An adult joke for us adults. It's a joke. Just a joke. – Bad Santa Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gin: [smoking a cigarette in his office] "Fuck stick"? Bob Chipeska: Yeah, I know it's odd, but as our security manager, I want you to be well aware of this. His little friend promised he won't say it in front of the children which is fine. There is an adult's world and a child's world and that's OK. I'm no censor. – Bad Santa Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Marcus: Willie, this has been a long time coming. Every year, you're worse. Every year, you're less reliable. More booze, more bullshit, more butt-fucking. Willie: Sure, the 3 B's. – Bad Santa Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sue: You're pretty regular for a Santa. Willie: It's not that much of a big fucking deal. It's just a job, you know what I mean? I'm just an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus. Sue: Prove it. [cut to Willie and Sue having casual sex in Willie's car with Willie still wearing his Santa uniform] Sue: Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa. Fuck me, Santa! Willie: Can't I at least take this hat off? Sue: NO! I love the hat. Willie: Okay. – Bad Santa Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sue: I've always had a thing for Santa Claus. In case you didn't notice. It's like some deep-seeded childhood thing. Willie: So is my thing for tits. – Bad Santa Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Marcus is scolding Willie for dry-humping an underage lady in the arcade] Marcus: That's just the kinda shit that's gonna get us pinched. Willie: She said she was 18. Marcus: But you promised no arcades! You said you'd only hustle Big and Tall. Willie: What, you shat me outta your womb? You're my fucking mom now? I don't need any goddamn lectures outta you. I know how to keep a low profile, thank you. [unlocks the stolen BMW] Marcus: [referring to the car] What the fuck is this, Mr. Low Profile?! Willie: Mind your own goddamn business. [opens the driver's side door, and several empty beer bottles and cans spill out onto the ground. Willie gets in, starts the car and drives off] Marcus: [shouting after Willie] Ever hear of the open-bottle law?! – Bad Santa Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Woman in Food Court: Look who's here, Jimmy! It's Santa! Willie: Great. Fucking great. Woman in Food Court: Let's tell him what you want for Christmas. Willie: Fuck. [turns to the woman and son and yells] I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK, OK?! Woman in Food Court: [offended] Are you insane?! Management's gonna hear about this. Willie: Think that's a threat? You really think you can make my fucking life any worse, you go right ahead. Be my fucking guest. Take a shot. – Bad Santa Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Chelios arrives at a warehouse to meet some members of the South American Mafia] Carlito henchman: You've totally lost your shit, dawg. Your all over tv, destroying property, making unauthorized hits?! You are bringing the organization a great deal of embarassment. Chev Chelio: Organization? You mean Carlito ordered all of this? – Crank Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peter: We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice our waitress was black? Anthony: And black women don't think in stereotypes? When's the last time you met one who didn't think she knew everything about your lazy ass before you even opened your mouth? That waitress sized us up in two seconds. We're black, and black people don't tip, so she wasn't gonna waste her time! Someone like that, there's nothing you can do to change their mind. Peter: So, uh, how much did you leave her? Anthony: You expect me to pay for that kind of service? [Peter laughs] What? What the fuck is you laughing at, man? – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rick: [After his car is stolen] Why did these guys have to be black? No matter how we spin this thing, I'm either gonna lose the black vote or I'm gonna lose the law and order vote! Karen: You know, I think you're worrying too much. You have a lot of support in the black community. Rick: All right. If we can't duck this thing, we're gonna have to neutralize it. What we need is a picture of me pinning a medal on a black man. The firefighter - the one that saved the camp or something - Northridge... what's his name? Bruce: He's Iraqi. Rick: He's Iraqi? Well, he looks black. Bruce: He's dark-skinned, sir, but he's Iraqi. His name's Saddam Khahum. Rick: Saddam? His name's Saddam? That's real good, Bruce. I'm going to pin a medal on an Iraqi named Saddam. Give yourself a raise! – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Anthony: You wanna listen to music of the oppressor, you go right ahead. Peter: How in the lunacy of your mind is hip-hop music of the oppressor. Anthony: Listen to it, man. Nigger this, nigger that! You think people go around calling each other honkies all day? "Hey, honkie! How's business?" "Going great, cracker! We're diversifying!" Peter: [changes the station] How about this, huh? How about that? You like that? Man's singing about lynching niggers! Anthony: And you think there's a difference, don't you? Peter: [singing] "Gonna buy me a rope, and lynch me a nigger!" Anthony: You've got absolutely no idea where hip-hop comes from, do you? Peter: [singing] "I shoot 'em dead first, but I done broke my trigger!" Anthony: You see, back in the '60s, we had smart black articulate black men. Like Huey Newton, Bobby Seale, Eldridge Cleaver, Fred Hampton. These brothers were speaking out, and people were listening. And then, the FBI said, "Oh, no! We can't have that! I know! Let's give the niggers some music by a bunch of mumbling idiots, and sooner or later they'll all copy it, and nobody'll be able to understand a fucking word they say! End of problem." – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Daniel: Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? Farhad: You finish? Daniel: I replaced the lock. But you got a real problem with that door. Farhad: You fix the lock? Daniel: Nah, I replaced the lock. But you gotta fix that door. Farhad: Just fix the lock. Daniel: Sir, sir, sir, listen to me. What you need, is a new door. Farhad: I need new door? Daniel: Yeah. Farhad: Okay. How much? Daniel: I don't-- Sir, you're gonna have to call somebody that sells doors. Farhad: You try to cheat me, right? You have a friend that fix door? Daniel: Nah, I don't have a friend that fix doors, bro. Farhad: Then go and fix the fucking lock, you cheater! Daniel: You know what? Why don't you just pay me for the lock, and I won't charge you for the time? Farhad: You not fix the lock! I pay! What, you think I'm stupid? You fix the fucking lock, you cheater! Daniel: Hey, I'd appreciate it if you'd stop calling me names. Farhad: Then fix the fucking lock! Daniel: I replaced the lock! You gotta fix the fucking door! Farhad: You cheat! You fucking cheater! Daniel: [crumples up the charge receipt] Fine. Don't pay. Farhad: What? Daniel: Have a good night. [leaves] Farhad: What? No! Wait! You come back here! You fix the lock! Come here, you fix my lock! Fix the fucking lock! – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lucien: You run over a Chinaman, stuff him in the back, then bring the truck here so I can share in the experience? Anthony: Come on, man. It's a little bit of blood. It'll wash right off. Lucien: Georgie, burn this thing. Anthony: Burn it? It's a brand new Navigator. All you need is a little piece of carpet. Lucien: You watch The Discovery Channel? Anthony: Not a lot. Peter: They got some good shit on that channel. Lucien: Every night, there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures, and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. And the next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually watching The Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him, and he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him! Do I look like I want to be on The Discovery Channel? Anthony: No. Lucien: Then get the fuck out of my shop. – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Officer Ryan: [talking on the phone] I wanna speak to your supervisor... Shaniqua: I am my supervisor! Officer Ryan: All right well, what's your name? Shaniqua: Shaniqua Johnson. Officer Ryan: "Shaniqua." Big fucking surprise that is. Shaniqua: Oh! [hangs up] – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cameron: You know, sooner or later, you are gonna have to find out what it is really like to be black. Christine: Fuck you man, like you know! The closest you ever came to being black, Cameron, was watching the Cosby Show. Cameron: Yeah? Well at least I wasn't watching it with the rest of the equestrian team. Christine: You know what, Cameron? You're right. I've got a lot to learn 'cause I haven't quite figured out how to shuck and jive yet. Lemme hear it again? "Sorry Mr. Poh-lice Man, you sure is mighty fine to us poor black folk. You sure to let me know next time you wanna finger fuck my wife!" Cameron: How the fuck do you say something like that to me? You know what? Fuck you. Christine: That's right, a little anger! It's a little late, but it's nice to see! – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Officer Ryan: You don't like me, that's fine. I'm a prick. But my father doesn't deserve to suffer like this. He was a janitor. He struggled his whole life. Saved enough to start his own company. Twenty-three employees, all of them black. Paid 'em equal wages when no one else was doing that. For years he worked side by side with those men, sweeping and carrying garbage. Then the city council decides to give minority-owned companies preference in city contracts. And overnight, my father loses everything. His business, his home, his wife. Everything! Not once does he blame your people. I'm not asking you to help me. I'm asking that you do this small thing for a man who lost everything so people like yourself could reap the benefits. And do you know what it's gonna cost you? Nothing. Just a flick of your pen. Shaniqua: Your father sounds like a good man. And if he'd come in here today, I probably would've approved this request. But he didn't come in. You did. And for his sake, it's a real shame! Get him the hell outta my office! – Crash Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Halley: [about Lester] After all, he is an American phenomenon. Clifford: Yeah, but so is acid rain. – Crimes and Misdemeanors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ben: What choice do you have if the woman is going to tell her? You have to confess the wrong and hope for understanding. Maybe Miriam was responsible in some ways too. You have to discuss it and hope for the best. And maybe you and Miriam can never go back to the old life; but, maybe there's a new one with maturity and understanding; maybe - maybe even a richer one. Judah: You know, it's funny, for our entire adult lives, you and I have been having this same conversation in one form or another. Ben: Yes, I know. Its a fundamental difference in the way we view the world. You see it as harsh and empty of values and pitiless. And I couldn't go on living if I didn't feel it, with all my heart, a moral structure with real meaning and - forgiveness. And some kind of higher power; otherwise, their's no basis to know how to live. – Crimes and Misdemeanors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Halley: [on the philosopher Lewis Levy] He was very eloquent on the subject of love, didn't you think? Clifford: I wish I had met him before I got married. It would've saved me a gall bladder operation. – Crimes and Misdemeanors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Clifford: You must have had a pretty terrible marriage if you don't want to be asked out on any dates. Halley: Well, no, I mean, he was great. You know, very brilliant. He's an architect. Real handsome and everything. But, if you're going to have an affair, not with my best friend, in my four poster bed, and they definitely didn't have to finish all my pistachio nuts. – Crimes and Misdemeanors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ben: You fool around with her for your pleasure; then, when you think its enough, you want to sweep her under the rug. Judah: There's no other solution, but Jack's men. I push one button and I can sleep again. Ben: Could you sleep with that? Is that who you really are? – Crimes and Misdemeanors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sol Rosenthal: Whether it's the Old Testament or Shakespeare, murder will out! Judah Rosenthal: Who said anything about murder? Sol Rosenthal: You did. – Crimes and Misdemeanors Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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