Wikidude's Quotes Page #5,825

Here's the list of quotes submitted by wikidude  —  There are currently 140,397 quotes total — keep up the great work!

Peter:
Sir, have you come to help us? [Catactacus walks over to him] Are you going to help us out of here?

Caractacus Potts:
[kneels in front of him] What's your name, son?

Peter:
Peter, sir.

Caractacus Potts:
[compassionately] Well Peter, you shouldn't be afraid. [Truly, the Toymaker, and the children listen with interest] Even in a terrible place like this. Because there's always hope. That's what I always tell my children when they're...afraid.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After the reprise of "Hushabye Mountain"]

Truly Scrumptious:
It's a beautiful dream Caractacus, but I don't see how it's gonna help them.

[Truly looks at the children around them and Caractacus stands up.]

Caractacus Potts:
[confidently] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!

Toymaker:
[incredulous] It is impossible!

Caractacus Potts:
Well, we'll see. [runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching; loud and clear] Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you? [The children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel] Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes? [The children boo with their thumbs down] [proud and confident] Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget!

[The children cheer and gather around as Caractacus makes the plan.]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Caractacus Potts:
Truly! I'm sorry about the children. I hope they didn't embarrass you.

Truly Scrumptious:
In what way?

Caractacus Potts:
Why, that silly joke about us getting married. Well, you know how kids are.

Truly Scrumptious:
Yes, I understand.

Caractacus Potts:
Well, I don't think they realize how ridiculous that would be.

Truly Scrumptious:
Ridiculous?

Caractacus Potts:
Well, yes. Well, the factory, and your father and all. It's a different world, Truly.

Truly Scrumptious:
You know, if I said something like that, you'd call me a snob.

Caractacus Potts:
[realizes his mistake] What? I didn't mean sn...

Truly Scrumptious:
[offended] Goodbye!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Truly Scrumptious:
[after Potts kisses her] Well, Mr. Potts!

Caractacus Potts:
What's wrong?

Truly Scrumptious:
Now you'll have to marry me!

[They laugh as they head for the car.]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Roux:
I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.

Vianne:
Is that a promise?

Roux:
It's a guarantee.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vianne:
Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesn't run the world.

Josephine:
He might as well.

Vianne:
Is that what you believe?

Josephine:
I know it.

Vianne:
Oh. Well, then it must be... must be true. My mistake.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reynaud:
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?

Vianne:
You make her sound like a fugitive.

Reynaud:
She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.

Vianne:
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead] Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.

Reynaud:
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.

Josephine:
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luct:
Happy birthday, Grandmama.

Armande:
The invitation said five o'clock.

Luc:
I should have read it more closely.

Armande:
If you had you would know there were supposed to be no gifts.

Luc:
Don't worry so much about supposed to.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vianne:
I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday.

Armande:
Advertise on your own time. What's for dessert?

Vianne:
That brings me to number two. It is my duty to announce, that there is no dessert here tonight. [guests sound disappointed] Because it's on Roux's boat.

[uncomfortable silence]

Armande:
Any complaints, see me.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vianne:
And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.

Yvette:
Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband.

Vianne:
Well, you've obviously never tried these.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luc:
[at confession] Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or...

Madame Audel:
...Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so innocent. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it can't do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful...

Yvette:
...And it melts, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reynaud:
[after Serge admits he started the fire] People could have died. Do you want there blood on your hands? On my hands?

Serge:
Should I go to Père Henri and ask for forgiveness?

Reynaud:
[calmly] Listen to me Serge. Listen very carefully. You must leave this village at once and never return.

Serge:
Why would I leave my home and my café?

Reynaud:
[shouting] Because I'm evicting you, that's why! What you have done puts you beyond anyone's help! Beyond my help, anybody's help! Now get out! Unless you will tell the police what you have done, get out! GET OUT GET OUT!

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zach:
Tell me about the Bronx.

Diana:
What's to tell about the Bronx? It's uptown and to the right.

Zach:
What made you start dancing?

Diana:
Who knows? I'm Puerto Rican. We jump around a lot.

A Chorus Line  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sheila:
My mother was kind of middle-aged and frumpy.

Diana:
Whose isn't?

Sheila:
At fourteen she was middle-aged and frumpy.

A Chorus Line  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Connie:
Tapping's not my strongest point!

Larry:
I see that.

A Chorus Line  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Casey:
[after being told that Buddy Repperton has a switchblade] Empty your pockets, Buddy.

Buddy:
Fuck I will. You can't make me.

Mr. Casey:
If you mean I don't have the authority, you're wrong. If you mean I can't turn out your pockets myself-

Buddy:
Yeah, try it, you little bald fuck and I'll knock you through the wall! Fuck!

Mr. Casey:
[turns to Buddy's friends] You two boys go up to the office. Stay there. Don't go anywhere else. You got enough trouble without that. [turns back to Buddy] Now... if you don't empty your pockets right now, I'm gonna call the cops. [Buddy reaches into his pocket, pulls out a switchblade and drops it on the floor] Go to the office, Buddy.

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dennis:
I bet this thing won't even start.

George LeBay:
She'll start. [Holds up some keys] You'll need these.

[Arnie and Dennis look out the open passenger door, at the old man standing near the car.]

Arnie:
How much do you want for her? Whatever it is, it's not enough.

Dennis:
Jesus, Arnie.

LeBay:
Sonny, you ever owned a car before?

Dennis:
Yeah, he owns a Mustang-

Arnie:
No. Just got my license.

LeBay:
Name's George LeBay.

Arnie:
Arnie Cunningham. What are you asking?

LeBay:
[Gives Arnie the keys] Start her up.

Arnie:
Really?

[LeBay nods. Arnie sits back down behind the wheel, and the Plymouth starts on the first try.]

LeBay:
Her name's Christine.

Arnie:
I like that.

Dennis:
Come on Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?

LeBay:
My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world. 'Cept maybe for pussy. When he got her, she had six miles on the odometer. Goddamn roller when through hell and back with Christine.

Dennis:
If your brother likes this car so much, why is he selling it?

LeBay:
Cause he's stone-cold dead, that's why. Died six weeks ago.

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Arnie:
I got the car and that's it!

Mrs. Cunningham:
That most certainly is not it! [to Dennis] How could you have let him do this?!

Dennis:
I didn't let him. I mean he wanted the car and he bought it. I tried to talk him out of it, in fact.

Mrs. Cunningham:
[coldly] Mm, I doubt that you tried very hard.

Dennis:
Yeah, well I'm going home.

Mrs. Cunningham:
I think you should.

Arnie:
OK that's it, I'm getting the fuck out of here!

Mr. Cunningham:
Oh, Arnie, now what kind of language is that?

Mrs. Cunningham:
[sharply] WHAT did you say?! What did you say?!

Arnie:
Look, you wanted me in college courses, I'm there. You wanted me in the chess club instead of the band, OK, I'm there too. Now I managed to get through seventeen years without embarrassing your bridge club or landing jail! Now I'm telling you, I'm gonna have this, this one thing!

Mrs. Cunningham:
You are not keeping any car at this house!

Arnie:
Fine!

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Darnell:
[as Arnie drives a smoking Christine into the garage] Stall Twenty! Stall Twenty! Get it over there and shut it off, before we all choke to death! [To Dennis] Kiddo, you sold him that piece of shit? You oughta be fuckin' ashamed of yourself.

Dennis:
I didn't sell it to him. I tried to talk him out of it.

Darnell:
You shoulda' tried harder. I knew a guy had a car like that once. Fuckin' bastard killed himself in it. Son of a bitch was so mean, you could've poured boiling water down his throat and he would've pissed ice cubes! [to Arnie] Okay. That's the last time you run that mechanical asshole in here without an exhaust hose... I catch you doing it one time, and you're out, you understand? HUH?

Arnie:
Yes, sir.

Darnell:
And I'm gonna tell you somethin' else right now. I don't take any shit from you kids. This place is for working stiffs gotta keep their cars running so they can keep bread on the table, it's not for rich-assed, snot-nose kids who wanna go dragging around on the Orange Belt. I don't allow no smoking in here, neither! You wanna' butt, you go out in the junkyard!

Arnie:
Oh, well I don't sm-

Darnell:
[interrupting] Don't interrupt me, punk! Don't interrupt me, don't get smart!

Dennis:
Uh, sir?

Darnell:
What?

Dennis:
[points at Darnell's own men who are smoking at a card table] Those men over there smoking. You better tell then to stop.

Darnell:
You trying to help your buddy right out of here, jerk?

Dennis:
Nah.

Darnell:
Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. [Turns back to Arnie] I think I'm looking at one right now. You're on probation... you get it? You screw around with me once, I don't care how much money you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on your ass! Now you got it? HUH?

Arnie:
Yessir, yessir.

Darnell:
Good! Now, get the hell outta here, we're closed.

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Dennis comes back to George LeBay's house while LeBay is working in the yard. He looks up and glares at Dennis.]

LeBay:
What the hell do you want?

Dennis:
I know about your brother. I know he died choking on exhaust fumes.

LeBay:
You don't know shit, kid. My brother died because he wanted to. He ran a rubber hose from the exhaust pipe.

Dennis:
Arnie would have never bought that car if he'd known somebody died in it.

LeBay:
Either you're dumber than you look, or you don't know your friend very well. He had the same look in his eye that my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. No shitter ever came between him and Christine, if they did... watch out! He had a five-year-old daughter choke to death in her... he wouldn't get rid of her. He just rode around with the radio blaring, not a care in the world except for Christine. Only time I ever interfered with it was when Rita killed herself.

Dennis:
Who's Rita?

LeBay:
His wife! He didn't care a rat's ass about her! She died the same way he did... then I made him get rid of it... for decency, ya know? Of course, the car came back three weeks later.

Dennis:
What do you mean "came back"?

[LeBay just gives him a look that says "You know what I mean."]

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Dennis' football injury puts him in the hospital, Arnie comes by on Thanksgiving. They discuss Buddy Repperton and the damage he and some friends of his did to Christine.]

Dennis:
What if you fix her up, and he just comes back and does it again?

Arnie:
He won't do it again.

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Arnie:
A toast. Death to the shitters of the world, in 1979.

Dennis:
Oh, come on, Arnie. You know I can't drink to that.

Arnie:
Well, what can you drink to?

Dennis:
What about to us? You know, to friendship?

Arnie:
Friendship. That's real good.

[They drink the toast. Arnie carelessly finishes his beer and tosses it out the window.]

Arnie:
Hey, Dennis. Look. [Lets go of the wheel] Ta-daa!

Dennis:
Come on!

[Dennis tries to grab the wheel, but Arnie stops him.]

Arnie:
I want you to see this. I want you to see this! This is great alignment; you just don't see this anymore! Don't be scared.

Dennis:
I'm scared for you, man, for what's happened to you, this fuckin' car!

Arnie:
I know you're jealous. But you'll be fine as long as you stick with me. And you know what happens to shitters who don't.

Dennis:
No. What does happen?

Arnie:
Well, let's not kid each other, Dennis.

Dennis:
Who are the shitters?

Arnie:
All of 'em.

Dennis:
Arnie. Leigh's on your side. She cares a lot about you. She does.

[Arnie snickers, then laughs.]

Arnie:
Heey! Don't you like this beer? I thought you liked beer.

Dennis:
Did you hear what I just said?!

Arnie:
Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything. Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have. You know, when someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any fucking thing in the entire universe! And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out world, because nobody can stop you then, nobody! Ever!

Dennis:
You feel this way about Leigh?

Arnie:
What? Fuck no, I'm talkin' about Christine, man! No shitter ever came between me and Christine. Now, you watch this. [Arnie puts his foot down, and Christine passes 100 miles per hour as Arnie steers into the oncoming lane. A car just manages to steer out of the way.] CHICKENSHITS! Oh, there is nothin' finer than being behind the wheel of your own car. [Grins] 'Cept maybe for pussy.

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ebenezer Scrooge:
Haunt me no longer!

A Christmas Carol  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randy:
[wailing] I can't put my arms down! [continues bawling, as Mother tries unsuccessfully to put his arms down]

Mother:
Well, put your arms down when you get to school. [winds scarf around Randy's neck, as he resumes wailing]

A Christmas Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

We need you!

Help us build the largest authors community and quotes collection on the web!

Quiz

Are you a quotes master?

»
"Hasta la vista, baby."
A Terminator 1
B Terminator 4
C Terminator 2
D Terminator 3