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Raimundo: She's not your mom, she's a robot! Omi: [shocked] A robot!? [The Xiaolin monks furiously turn to Jack Spicer] Jack: [gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Blind Old Man: [As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom. Wuya: [To Jack] What about the treasure chest? Guardian: What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack: [Doing a crossword] What's a four-letter word for idiot? Wuya: Jack. Jack: Perfect! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Omi is stuck to a cactus] Kimiko: Omi! Are you okay? Omi: [cringing] I have a thousand needles in my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Tourist: Not you, freak. This here terroristical sand negroid. [He slams the Muslim against the ground] Take crime! Taste the hate! – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: [picking up the Muslim] They queefer to be called Sandfrican Americans! – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: If you want to experience the real America, you've got to build an artificial world, a robotic amusement park, full of android Americans programmed to be good to you and to let you into their humble lives. – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: [trying to perform CPR on a dead man at a wake] People! A man has fallen! Man down! He needs help! You dark heartless rubberneckers sit back in black! Asses to asses! Butts in dust, doing nutting all over the face of this place! – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: I hate to brag my britches, but I'm a rather large medium when I penetrate the gray veil. Baleed me, once I get this dead motor mouth yapping through me, he won't stop chewing my lips off till I have to knock his black off and jack our mouths off. – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: Mine is the story of a man searching far and wide, fat and thick and deep for his mother once thought dead. Have you seen her? She's about yay tall and about ooh big [cupping where breasts would be on his chest] and about mmm nice. [groping his crotch] I have a sketch you could print. [pulls out sketch of himself] – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Reporter: [Writing] Wow... look at him... go. – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xavier: Does your paper have a missed connection section? Take this down! You: Sandy, 5ft blonde, pretty drunk, we made passing eye contact whilst you were giving birth to me. Me: single white male, thick and huge, I tore you up that night, cocoa? – Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xena: People are too quick to go for their sword. It should always be the last resort. Gabrielle: I don't want to learn to kill. I want to learn to survive. Xena: All right. The rules of survival. Number one: if you can run, run. Number two: if you can't run...surrender, and then run. Number three: if you are outnumbered, let them fight each other...while you run. Number four... Gabrielle: Wait. More running? Xena: No. Four is where you talk your way out of it, and I know you can do that. It's wisdom before weapons, Gabrielle. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Charon: What is it all coming to? ... We have got everything turned upside-down. All the wicked are in the Elysian Fields. All the good guys are down in Tartarus. And we got tourists already. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Toxeus (Xena killed him): Tell me who had the pleasure of killing you? Xena: No one... My horse threw me and I broke my little neck. Toxeus: Oh, I love that. You didn't even get to go out like a hero. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Xena: Tell me truth, Marcus. You were put with the wicked when you died, didn't you? Marcus: Well, like your friend says, hard to make up for a lifetime of evil with single good deed in the end. Xena: So if we succeed in putting things right, you will spend the rest of eternity in Tartarus with the very people you are about to betray. Why are you doing this, Marcus? Marcus: Xena, I died doing a selfless act. You taught me how sweet that could be. I knew you'd do the same thing if you were in my place. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marcus: What? (Xena staring at him) Xena: You lost some weight. Marcus: It gets hot down here. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Marcus: This helmet (Hades') kept Atyminius mortal. He could still appear in the flesh, but wearing it from time to time kept him alive. Xena: What's your point? Marcus: If it worked for him it could work for me... We could live our lives together. Without the helmet, the wicked don't have power over Hades... It's what I want, but that's the problem, isn't it? Xena: What do you mean? Marcus: You taught me that life and death are not about what I want. It's about what's right... – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Charon: Wait a second.... I know this guy (Marcus)... he's been dead a while. Xena: Well, he's not dead anymore. Charon: I don't believe this... There are no rules anymore.All right, that is it. I am drawing the line right here, somebody has to. So, I'm not taking either of you across unless you give me a gold coin. Now there will be no exceptions, no bargains, no compromises and absolutely no deals. (Marcus shows Hades' helmet) Charon (staring surprised): Welcome aboard. Hope you have a great time. Come on. Please, make yourselves comfortable. Keep your hands inside the boat. Now, looking to the left you will see the caves of despair.And to the right, the hanging gardens of disgusting diseases. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hades: Did you find the helmet?... Xena: I hid it... If you want to get it back, you will have to put Marcus among the good. If I don't tell you what I did with it, you may never get it back. Hades: Can't do that... It's impossible. Xena: Don't give me that.... You're a god. Hades: Every man and woman can be judged only once when they die. Not even I can change that. Xena: When they die? All I'm asking is that you give Marcus a hearing when he dies. You gave his life for 48 hours, remember? He'll die again soon. He deserves another judgement.... I don't want to talk about what he has done. I wanna talk about what's in his heart... Marcus. – Xena: Warrior Princess, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: Alright then, just remember, you asked for it! [panicking whimpering] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Episode starts with the Xiaolin monks and Dojo in New York City] Omi: [sees the statue of Lady Liberty through binoculars] Whoa! Who is that lady? Kimiko: That's the Statue of Liberty, Omi. Omi: She must have been a great Xiaolin warrior, to get a statue that big. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: Good luck. The Serpent's Tail is always moving. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: Oh, no! My friends are lost in New York City! How will they survive without ME?! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 1 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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