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[Lum is upset that Ataru wants to meet up with another girl.] Lum: Oh, no, no, no! Please don't go! Ataru: You can't change my mind! My will is like iron - ironclad! Lum: Why... why is that, when I love you so much? Do you hate me? Ataru: No, I love you. Lum: Then, how come... ? Ataru: You don't understand, do you? I love you, Lum, and I love Shinobu, Sakura, Oyuki, and I love Kintaro's teacher... in other words, I love you all! – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Newscaster: Only one day remains in the game of tag between Ataru and Lum, a game upon which the future of the Earth depends. Complaints are coming in from all over about Ataru's hopeless performance. Businessman: You see, surely, it's all Ataru's fault! He is responsible for all this! Baseball Player: I'm worried that if Ataru loses and the aliens take over, I won't be able to play baseball anymore! Megane, Perm, Chibi: Ataru! Pay us back before you get killed! Newscaster: Furthermore, we're getting numerous comments saying that if Ataru loses tomorrow, he and his family should be executed, and we've received word that people in their neighborhood are preparing to lynch them. Mr. Moroboshi: Dear! Mrs. Moroboshi: I never should have had him! – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Oyuki: If you do not apologize...I shall be angry. – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Oyuki: Oh, that's terrible... – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ryunosuke Fujinami: ORE WA ONNA DA!!!! ("I AM A WOMAN!!!!") – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Cherry (Sakuranbo): Haratama! Kiyotama! (Excorsize! Purify!) – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Cherry (Sakuranbo): Praise Buddha, praise Buddha. In the name of Jesus Christ, praise Buddha. – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Cherry (Sakuranbo): Y... your face, my friend... it's hopelessly horrible!!! – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ataru'S Mother: to Ataru: You are the personification of the word "stupid"! – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ataru'S Mother: oft-repeated line: Oh, I never should have had him! – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Ten (Jariten): repeated line: Boku ii ko! ("I'm a good boy!") – Urusei Yatsura Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Alan: [to Berta] Charlie... Berta: [interrupting Alan] Got it. Alan: Get it? How can you get it? Berta: Well, there's a Roles Royce in the drive way, [pull out silk leggings] and I found this hanging on the mailbox, so I'm guessing that your brother has some bimbo upstairs and Norman here is her daddy or her sugar daddy. – Two and a Half Men, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Jake: I just want to go home, I'm cold and I'm wet. Charlie: And if you kick the back of my seat again with those dirty cleats, you're going to be colder and wetter. – Two and a Half Men, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Walden: Wow, look at that. Berta: Someone's having a piano delivered by helicopter. Alan: That's the kind of extravagant thing Charlie would do. He had a baby grand just like that. Walden: It's coming right this way. You don't think...that it's possible that the cops got the wrong guy, do you? Alan and Berta: [after a thought] Nah! [Charlie, seen from behind, walks up to the front door and rings the doorbell. He is immediately crushed by the piano. Pull back to Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair] Chuck Lorre: [turning to audience] Winning. [He is crushed by another piano, last lines in the series] – Two and a Half Men, Season 12 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Walden: I’m not letting Charlie drive me out of this house. I reward his bad behavior. Alan: Yeah, that’s only supposed to happen in show business. – Two and a Half Men, Season 12 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Walden: This guy has some serious rage issues. Police Lieutenant: Has he tried anger management? Walden: Yeah, but it didn’t work. – Two and a Half Men, Season 12 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Charlie: [in a text to Walden] You despicable troll. You thought you could replace my ninja awesomeness, you lame clown. I will deploy army of assassins to destroy you, I will bring my bayonets of truth to the hexagon of death where I will carve my initials into your reptilian skull and cover you in tiger's blood. – Two and a Half Men, Season 12 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Walden: You don't have the Growth certificate, do you? Alan: No, but I'm sure my mom does. Walden: How are you gonna get it from her without telling her about the money? Alan: Uh, remember four years ago, how I told you I'd only be here a few days? I think I can figure it out. Walden: [looking at audience] I can't wait for this to be over. – Two and a Half Men, Season 12 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Walden: Can you believe it? We're still together, three years later. Alan: I know. I thought for sure it was over when Charlie died. Walden: Thank God I showed up. – Two and a Half Men, Season 11 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Kate: Yeah that's me, I am a working girl now. – United States of Tara, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Tara: Honey has it occurred to you that now that I am better you are just looking for another project. – United States of Tara, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Marshall: You're fucking face is the fucking gay size. – United States of Tara, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Tara: Nothing else is going to happen between us because I am trouble, okay? I am trouble. – United States of Tara, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Buck: I couldn't stay away from you Pammy. – United States of Tara, Season 2 Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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