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Omi: [To the Xiaolin monks] Monks, double your efforts....Raimundo...Triple yours. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Master Fung: Uh, Dojo, this is Frenchy Foo. Just an old friend passing through. Dojo: [gasps] Another dragon!? Master Fung: Dojo, it isn't like that. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Master Fung: I miss you, too. But you must stop calling every 5 minutes! Dojo: Master Fung...who's that? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko: Come on! Work it like you own it. Raimundo: I think I'm gonna [yawns] just freestyle. Dojo: Oooh, I got it! Trouble with a stuffed animal. Those things can get so surly. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: [yawns] Would it kill ya to get some reclining seats, Dojo. Dojo: Please return all complaints to their full shut-up position, as we approach our final destination: Jack Spicer's lair. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER! Raimundo: Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA! [Omi breaks the ice off of Raimundo, who shivers] Omi: You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: Solution is most simple! Raimundo must never sleep again! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hannibal: Poor little guy is like a fish outta water! [evilly laughing] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: This cannot be happening...Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Again! Raimundo: The name is Raimundo. Not Bobo! Clay: Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin? Kimiko: We're your friends. Raimundo: I got all the friends I need right here. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: What wise saying do you have for us? Master Fung: ...I have none. Raimundo: C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love. Master Fung: I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'. Dojo: If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Master Monk Guan: You will do as I say, and never, EVER ask questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!? All: YES, MASTER MONK GUAN! Master Monk Guan: Good. Now, any questions? [Raimundo raises hand] HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: Why is everybody looking at me like I'm some sort of freak? I AM NOT A FREAK! Clay: Relax, Dojo. Nobody is saying anything [whispers OUT LOUD]. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Clay: You OKAY down there, partner? Omi: Oh, yes! Dojo's earwax is most convenient! But I do wish I had a better view. Ah, that is much better! Dojo: Better hope I don't sneeze! Omi: Nooo, you have very clean sinuses! I thank you! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: [gets an idea] Raimundo, that is the answer! I will grow bigger backwards! Kimiko: He got me on that one. Omi: Clay, may I please bore the Reversing Mirror? Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks? Clay: Where are you going with this, Omi? Omi: Changing Chopsticks! Reversing Mirror! [grows bigger] Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish! Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung about the temple ceiling. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: The Wings of Tinabi let you fly like an eagle, leaving a cool rainbow vapor trail. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wuya: Forget it, Jack. What happens in Pandatown stays in Pandatown. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko: Come on, Rai. You can still win this. Omi: Just think: "What would Omi do"? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Clay: Two-Ton Tunic! Raimundo: Eye of Dashi! Kimiko: Third-Arm Sash! Omi: Orb of Tornami! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: Come on, Omi! It’s a classic gong game! Omi: Okay, I hear your concerns and I will take them under advisement with the apprentice’s. Clay, Kimiko? Clay: I reckon’ we don't have a better choice. Kimiko: Let’s give a shot. Raimundo: What?! You’re believing Jack Spicer over ME?! That’s it! I'm finding my own way in, and anyone who wants can go with me! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: Come on, guys. You're making this too easy for me. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: [To Pandabubba] All you want is Hong Kong?! Can't I at least get double-crossed by somebody with some vision? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Wuya: [Talking to Omi] Soon you will be my greatest ally! Jack: I'll even write your own evil theme music! [dramatic music plays] Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun! Omi: This is NOT right! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Master Fung: The power of the Crystal Glasses should not be taken lightly. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Katnappe: Stop copy me! Two Jacks: Stop copy me! Katnappe: Quit it! Two Jacks: Quit it! [Katnappe look at the watch] Katnappe: That's it! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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