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Caleb:
He looks like an overgrown raisin.

Blunk:
Caleb jealous. Blunk da bomb!

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Yan Lin:
Shall we get down, Rebel Boy?

Caleb:
I thought all Earthlings were strange, but I'm beginning to think it's just the females.

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Susan:
Okay, birthday girl, but remember, no matter how old you get, you'll always be my Pink Perky Poopy Pumpkin.

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Uriah:
This pork chop tastes funny.

Clubber:
Hmm, must be why it was in the garbage.

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Taranee:
Does this look cooked to you?

Cornelia:
Taranee, it's a carrot! The only way it can harm you is if you're mugged by rabbits.

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Taranee:
Why not your place?

Cornelia:
Ah, problem. My last party was so unbelievably great my parents say I can't have another one until after I leave home.

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Caleb:
We have parties in Meridian. To celebrate the end of Klunderfeast we cook and eat an ox.

Cornelia:
We won't be doing that.

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Cornelia:
Hey girls! Party Friday, five o'clock, Irma's house. It's Will's birthday.

Hay Lin:
It's a surprise, so don't tell Will or Irma.

Elyon:
But you said it's at Irma's house.

Cornelia:
Well, that's what makes a surprise!

– W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005)  Show Quote

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Arby:
It's not easy, is it? Growing up without a childhood. I was brought up in an institution. My room was a cell, really. There was an air vent there. I drew pictures around it, faces to keep the Devil out. I was told I'm like this 'cause of early trauma. I disconnected. A beneficial side effect, I suppose.

Jessica:
I know this place.

Arby:
It was me. I killed Christos. I tied him to that tree. I broke arms and fingers, tore the skin from his body. And in the end, I opened his stomach, reached inside, and pulled out what was in my hand. I was 15 years old. But he didn't say one word. Didn't speak. Didn't say where you were. That's how much he loved you. I wanted you to know that you were loved, because I wasn't.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Letts:
You know the person who had the greatest positive impact on the environment of this planet? Genghis Khan, because he massacred 40 million people. There was no one to farm the land, forests grew back, carbon was dragged out of the atmosphere. And had this monster not existed, there'd be another billion of us today, jostling for space on this dying planet.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Becky:
So she kissed you. On the mouth. Did you kiss her back?

Ian:
She held a gun to my head.

Becky:
Do you enjoy it? Well, I suppose she's attractive. In a skinny bitch evil murderess kind of way.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Milner:
You lost the manuscript.

Ian:
How do you know?

Milner:
I'm a spy. It's sort of the point of what I do.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Becky:
Well this is nice. Better than drunk shagging and angry shagging.

Ian:
Yeah. The shagging was nice.

Becky:
Problem for you, though, is how are you going to get in my knickers without me being drunk or angry?

Ian:
Well, I could try telling you that I like you. That I think a lot about your lips, your eyes, your smile. I could tell you that I know you're in the room even before I've seen you. And I could tell you that despite all this madness, murder, mayhem... there's a corner of my soul that feels like I'm coming alive because of you.

Becky:
Yeah, well that might do it.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Donaldson:
All I know is within the next few weeks, I was embroiled in a sex scandal. Professor Pervert, addicted to coke and prostitutes.

Michael:
Did--did they just set you up?

Donaldson:
Yeah! Well, no, I do like cocaine and prostitutes. But they didn't have to tell anyone.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Geoff:
Michael, if you work with me, there's a really good chance that I can make your life wonderful. But if you work against me just one more time, I will make your life over.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Ian:
What difference does it make who Mr. Rabbit is?

Milner:
There's a story about how he got his name. He was in bed with a criminal underworld in Kwang Dong. But he was playing everyone off against each other. The Russians, CIA, the gangs. So the Americans got fed up, and they let a particularly nasty crime boss know that he was their man. The boss found him, dragged him off the street--right through the middle of a busy office block. They tortured him, and as a lesson to others, the boss carved his own name into this man's stomach. "Rabbit." Ever seen the Chinese character for "rabbit," Ian? Lots of lines, lots of cuts. Somehow he managed to get free and, despite being unarmed, he killed everyone in that room. Then he went back through the office block and killed everyone who'd seen him. By the time he was finished, 265 people on three continents had lost their lives and not a single living person knew his identity. That's who Mr. Rabbit is. He is the beating heart of all this. And if we can find his identity, it ends and you go home.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Ian:
All right, I'll tell you what. I'll say it. I like you. There. I said it, it's out. So now you can punch me, or give me a Chinese burn, or just--just kick me in my balls.

Becky:
I reckon you'd like that.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ian:
Wilson, I work with computers, I know what I'm...

Wilson:
You're an IT consultant, Ian. If I want to know how to make a printer work, I'll let you know.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Becky:
Right. Shall we wait for Jessica?

Wilson:
What for? I can break in.

Grant:
Yeah? Well I can break in, as well.

Becky:
Jesus Christ. Am I the only one who can't break into houses?

Wilson:
I'll teach you if you want.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Wilson:
Bloody hell, you sound about 10.

Becky:
Close. He's 11.

Wilson:
What? Really? You said that you owned a Porsche and that your girlfriend was a super-model.

Grant:
Yeah, I've got ambitions.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ian:
He's on our side, isn't he?

Jessica:
There are no sides. Just people who help you and people who don't.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

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Jeff:
Check out the tits in the third row. I could dribble those things like basketballs.

– Veep, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mike:
Ma'am, I'm getting a lot of press interest about Catherine and, y'know, her condition...

Selina:
What? She's a lesbian, Mike, she's not a werewolf. Though either one would explain why she never shaves her legs.

– Veep, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jeff:
[to Richard] You and I should talk. If you were 10% less black, I could make you president.

– Veep, Season 5  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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