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[Passes by Junior and Fib as Percy, Laura and Lenny arrives to confront him.]

Laura:
There he is!

Junior:
Hi, guys.

Fib:
[runs into a nearby alleyway] Uh, if you need me I'll be over here.

Junior:
Huh? [he looks to Laura, Lenny and Percy]

[they argue about Junior's lies in unison]

Percy:
Lenny says he didn't break the plate. Laura says she didn't break the plate.

Laura:
Lies!

Percy:
It's a great, big, ugly lie!

Lenny:
Junior!

Junior:
No, no, that's not what I said at all. You didn't break the plate, and you didn't break the plate! No. It was these space aliens. They came down, and they grabbed these cows. And they switched brains with the cows. And the cows... with the brains of the space aliens... broke... the plate! [Looks at his friends]

Percy:
Funny. I've just seen that same thing happen in a movie. "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers!"

Junior:
You did?

Percy:
It's another lie! [a sound of thunderous footsteps emerge while Percy talks] Nothing but a big... fat... ugly!

Junior:
Huh? [looks up in fear] F-F-F-F-F-Fib?!

Fib:
Hi, Junior! [he grabs him]

Junior:
[being grabbed] What are you doing?

Fib:
Don't worry, Junior. A little fib couldn't hurt anybody. Right?! [Fib cackles]

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Dad:
[after Junior sings "It's Laura's Fault"] Oh... My. Well if that's what you say happened, well, I trust you, Junior. But I'm very surprised at Laura. I'm gonna have to call her father right away.

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Larry:
Hi kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales success video. Are you ready to make millions of dollars in real-estate with no money down? I know I am.

Bob:
LARRY!

Larry:
Yeah, Bob?

Bob:
Don't you see? This is a sing-along video!

Larry:
Ohhhhh, a sing-along video. I like sing-along videos. That's when you put the words at the bottom of the screen so people can sing along at home, right?

Bob:
Yup.

Larry:
Oh, the kids are gonna love that. What song should we do first?

Bob:
[rolls his eyes since the show's almost over] Never mind. [leaves]

Larry:
What? [follows Bob] Hey Bob! Guess what? I bought a whole chocolate factory with no money down.

Bob:
You did what?

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Larry:
Hi kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales home-improvement video. I hope you're ready to monkey wrench. I know I am. [hops over to the sink] What we're going to do today is change this old leaky fixture on the sink. We're going to replace it with a new one, which will be quite attractive and last for years to come. Oh, and by the way, it's very important with any plumbing job to shut off the water supply. So I had my assistant Jimmy turn off the water to the kitchen. [twists the wrench]

Jimmy:
Oh... you meant the kitchen sink. [faucet explodes and sends Larry flying in a blast of water] I thought we were working on bathrooms and decks.

Larry:
BOB!!!!!!

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[Mr. Nezzer is about to send Bob, Larry, Junior, and Louie over the broken Puggslyville bridge]

Mr. Nezzer:
One more thing. If those parents really care about the true meaning of Christmas, where are they now?

Dad Asparagus:
We're right here!

Mr. Nezzer:
Huh? [turns to see the Veggie parents and their kids glaring back]

Dad Asparagus:
We care much about the true meaning of Christmas, Mr. Nezzer!

Dad Carrot:
That's what we came here... to give you what you deserve!

Mr. Nezzer:
Wha-wha-oh! You didn't really think I was going to... heh... oh, that was just... just a joke! I wouldn't... What are you going to do?

[Laura confronts to Mr. Nezzer, now with a happy face, handing him a present.]

Laura:
Mr. Nezzer... Merry Christmas!

Mr. Nezzer:
Huh? Is that for me? Oh, it's a little bear! Oh, I always wanted a Christmas present, but we were too poor! You don't know how happy this makes me! Look! Isn't it cute!

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[Bob is lying upside down in a snow pile after crashing in Junior's sled]

Larry:
Bob, Bob! Are you okay!?

Bob:
Mouse Trap!

Larry:
Huh?

Bob:
I wanted to play Mouse Trap! You roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.

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[The commercial ends, and the Veggie kids run home to beg their parents for more toys]

Junior:
[crying] Mom! Mom! We need more toys!

Percy:
Billy has more toys than me!

Dad Pea:
Who's Billy?

Percy:
I dunno, but he has more toys than me!

Laura:
[whines loudly] I want a Buzz-Saw Louie!

Lenny:
I want ten Buzz-Saw Louies!

Laura and Lenny:
Cuz that's the true meaning of Christmas! [crying]

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[The Veggie kids watch intently as a TV commercial plays]

Wally P. Nezzer:
[dressed as Santa Claus] Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Hey kids, do you have the "don't know what I want for Christmas" blues? If I know my toys, and you know I do, than I know just what you're looking for. You want a toy that's fun. You want a toy that's cute. Most importantly, you want a toy with a fully-functioning buzzsaw in his right hand. That's right, you want Buzz-Saw Louie!

[camera shows the toy and demonstrates the buzzsaw]

Mr. Nezzer:
Cool, huh? But wait, there's more! Buzz-Saw Louie also knows the true meaning of Christmas. All you have to do is push his nose and... [presses the Louie's nose]

Buzzsaw Louie:
Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys!

Mr. Nezzer:
Getting your own doll is easy. Just have your parents place an order, and one of our trained penguins will deliver it right to your door.

Announcer:
Delivery not available to Pugslyville due to the collapse of the Pugslyville Bridge.

Mr. Nezzer:
So take it from me, Mr. Nezzer... I mean, Santa Claus and his little elf helper.

Mr Lunt:
[wearing pointed ears and hat] Look at me, I'm an elf!

Mr. Nezzer:
You just won't be happy until you have Buzz-Saw Louie, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Christmas.

Buzzsaw Louie:
Billy has more toys than you.

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Goliath:
Who will fight me?!

Dave:
I will fight you, Goliath!

Jimmy:
[to Tom and Jerry] You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that sounded like Dave!

Tom:
[laughs] Well, yeah! [spots Dave running out onto the battlefield] You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that looks like Dave!

Dave's Brothers:
[shocked] Huh?! [Dave smiles at his brothers] DAVE?! [Jimmy faints]

Bob the Tomato:
[narrating] Goliath was equally surprised.

Goliath:
Who said that?

Dave:
[clears throat] I did!

Goliath:
Huh? [sees Dave] Oh ho ho! Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?

[Philistines laugh]

Dave:
I don't exactly know what you mean, but you are not a dog! You're just a really big guy who wants to beat me up! And I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!

Goliath:
We will see who defeats who! Now we fight!

Jean-Claude:
It's showtime!

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[The Philistines, portrayed by the French Peas, are taunting the Israelites from across the battlefield]

Jean-Claude:
Hello, Israelites! You are pigs, and soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Christophe:
Ah, yes, after we defeat you, you will be our slaves and you will have to fetch us our slippers.

Jean-Claude:
Yes, and iron our trousers!

Christophe:
Ho-ho, and wipe our little noses.

Jean-Claude:
Ha-ha, and scratch that spot on our backs that we cannot reach no matter how hard we try. Ha! [no response from the Israelites] Don't you have anything to say?

Jimmy:
Um... Do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.

Jerry:
Yeah, me, too!

Jean-Claude:
[to Christophe] This is going to be easier than we thought.

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[A sheep falls over by Jimmy]

Jimmy Gourd:
Oh, Dave! One of my sheep fell over! Will you come pick it up for me?

Dave (Junior Asparagus):
[struggling to pick up another sheep] I'm kinda busy right now.

Jimmy:
[miffed] Do you remember the time we dipped you in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry water buffalo?

Dave:
I'll be right there!

[Another sheep falls over by Tom]

Tom Grape:
Hey, Dave! One of my sheep fell, too!

Dave:
Just a minute!

[Jerry knocks over a row of sheep]

Jerry Gourd:
[smugly] Oh, look! All of my sheep fell over. Dave!

Jimmy:
Oh, Dave! After you pick up our sheep, could you run and get me a bite to eat? I'm famished!

Jerry:
Oh, yeah! Me, too! Get me something, too!

Jimmy:
You know, sometimes I think I could eat a whole camel!

Jerry:
Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes I think I could eat a whole spaceship!

Jimmy:
[confused] Uh, what's a spaceship?

Jerry:
I have no idea.

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[after Laura unplugs the robotic arms]

Laura:
I said, NOBODY bakes my buddies!

Mr. Nezzer:
[as a pin holding the door shut starts to bend under their weight] Listen here, young lady, if you don't plug that back in, you're gonna be in BIIIIIIG trouble!

[The pin breaks and the three veggies fall out. Laura gasps as the flames rage.]

Mr. Nezzer:
[laughs evilly] Nobody's ever gonna stand up to me again! [lights turns off] Hmm?

[Mr. Nezzer turns to see a heavenly glow coming out of the furnace. He and Laura watch in surprise. Mr. Lunt peeks through a window.]

Mr. Lunt:
Hey boss, how many guys did we throw in the furnace?

Mr. Nezzer:
Uh, three?

Mr. Lunt:
Well, it looks like four guys in there now and one of them's REAL SHINY! One more thing, boss. They ain't burnin' up.

Mr. Nezzer:
Rack! Shack! Benny, come out of there!

[The door opens as Rack, Shack and Benny step out, completely unharmed, thanks to God. As the heavenly light dies down, the lights in the factory turn back on.]

Mr. Nezzer:
God has saved you from the fiery furnace. Oh I was wrong to try and make you do things you weren't supposed to do. What was I thinking? I must have forgot everything my mommy taught me. Can you ever forgive me?

Rack, Shack and Benny:
We forgive you.

Mr. Nezzer:
Oh, thanks. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?

Shack:
Well, you could sing one of our songs.

Mr. Nezzer:
How's it go?

Shack:
You know. I was hoping you'd ask.

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[Rack, Shack and Benny are nearly dumped in the furnace, but Laura saves them, and puts them in her flying delivery truck]

Laura:
Sorry, sir! Can't let you cook my buddies!

Mr. Nezzer:
GUARDS! Get them!

[Two carrot guards jump into their own flying vehicles]

Laura:
Hang on, guys!

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[Everyone, except Rack, Shack and Benny, bows down as the intro music to "The Bunny Song" plays]

Mr. Lunt:
[notices that Rack, Shack and Benny aren't bowing] Hey, boss? Those three guys, they don't look like they're bowing.

Mr. Nezzer:
[confused] Hmm... aren't those our new Junior Executives?

Mr. Lunt:
I think so. Maybe they're stuck.

Mr. Nezzer:
Let's find out. [moves the podium over to Rack, Shack and Benny] I said, it's time to sing "The Bunny Song."

[The factory's delivery girl, Laura Carrot, notices the situation]

Laura:
Come on, guys, sing the song! Everybody's doing it.

Mr. Nezzer:
[with increasing frustration] Sing the song!

Mr. Lunt:
They ain't singing, boss.

Mr. Nezzer:
[finally on the brink of losing his temper] SING!

[Shack begins singing "Think Of Me"]

Mr. Nezzer:
Is that "The Bunny Song?"

Mr. Lunt:
[skeptical] No, I don't think so.

Laura:
[worried] Are you crazy? That's the wrong song!

[Shack keeps singing. Rack and Benny join in on the last verse]

Mr. Nezzer:
[touched] Oh, that was wonderful. I'm gonna be singing that song myself... [suddenly angry] as I throw you into the furnace! GUARDS! [Rack, Shack and Benny are shocked] Seize them! Take them to the furnace.

[A band of carrot guards approach Rack, Shack and Benny]

Laura:
I've gotta help them. But how?

[Laura sees her flying delivery truck and approaches it as the scene fades out]

Grandpa George:
[off-camera] Rack, Shack and Benny will be right back, after this short break.

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Bjorn:
She brings unhappiness and difficulty.

Ragnar:
I know it is hard for you to accept.

Bjorn:
But unhappiness is more common than happiness.

Ragnar:
Who told you you should be happy?

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Floki:
Who needs a reason for betrayal? One must always think the worst, Ragnar, even of your own kin. That way you avoid too much disappointment in life.

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Ragnar:
[explaining why he slept with Princess Aslaug] I could not help myself.

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Ragnar:
Every piece of land has a price, just like every human.

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King Aelle:
Who are these barbarians, these savages? Why have they come to torment us?

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Lagertha:
Athelstan.

Ragnar:
Athelstan, we want to ask you something.

Lagertha:
Come and join us, priest.

Ragnar:
Come on. Don't you want to? You'll enjoy it.

Athelstan:
I am a monk. I have taken vows of celibacy. I cannot touch a woman. I never have.

Lagertha:
Wouldn't you like to?

Athelstan:
It would be a sin.

Lagertha:
Who would know?

Athelstan:
God would know.

Lagertha:
What if he looked the other way?

[Athelstan shakes his head]

Ragnar:
Go to sleep then with your God.

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Lagertha:
If any harm befalls my children, I will tear the lungs out of your body, priest.

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Athelstan:
[doesn't want to drink anymore but still smiles] Aghhh! Oh! No more.

Ragnar:
We don't like those in our house to go hungry or thirsty. [gives him something to drink anyway] I am very curious about England. Does it have one king who rules over the whole country?

Athelstan:
There are four kingdoms with four kings. You landed in the kingdom of Northumbria. The king of Northumbria is called Aelle. He is a great king. A powerful king.

Ragnar:
Then why did his men not protect your temple?

Athelstan:
Before you came, we had no need to protect our monastery. We lived in peace. Everyone respected it as a place of God.

Ragnar:
Why does your God need silver and gold, hmm? He must be greedy. Like Loki! We have greedy gods too.

Athelstan:
My God is not greedy. His kingdom is not of this world.

Ragnar:
Then why is his kingdom so full of treasure?

Athelstan:
Christian people give away their riches to the churches and monasteries in order to save their souls.

Ragnar:
What are their souls? [pause] I want to learn some of your language. Will you teach me, priest?

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Toto (Junior):
I want to fix this land!

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Toto:
Randalf! I know why the elders sent me here! They want me to help!

[Scaryman (Scallion #1) captures Toto and puts his sword in front of him.]

Scaryman:
Good thought, but wrong!

Randalf (Mr. Nezzer):
Scaryman!

Scaryman:
The elders sent you here because I told them to.

Randalf:
What?

Toto:
What?

Scaryman:
Everyone has something they're sure they can't live without. [looks at the Fellowship] For some, it's fame or fortune, [looks at Ahem] for others, a life of ease. For a certain ancient tree, it happens to be jewels, something of which I have in abundance.

Randalf:
You bribed them?

Scaryman:
Yes. They got what they want, and I get what I want. Ha! Use your gift to help people, how quaint! I hope you've learned your lesson, boy. Life is short. If you have a gift, use it for yourself before you've lost it and it's too late.

[Scaryman pushes Toto aside and takes the bean.]

Scaryman:
Ha! Too late! [laughs evilly]

Billboy:
You're wrong, Scaryman!

Scaryman:
What? Who said that?

Billboy:
You're wrong, Scaryman!

Scaryman:
Who- Show yourself! Where are you?

[Billboy charges at Scaryman and knocks him to the ground. He catches the bean.]

Toto:
Uncle Billboy!

Randalf:
Billboy?

Billboy:
Hello, Toto!

[[Scaryman tries to reach for his sword, but Ear-A-Corn (Larry) blocks it from him.]

Ear-A-Corn:
Not so fast, scary guy!

Scaryman:
Sporks, save me!

[The Other Elf (Jerry), who's with the sporks, shakes his head.]

Spork:
Cookie man say no!

Scaryman:
Oh, bother.

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