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Wilson:
Bloody hell, you sound about 10.

Becky:
Close. He's 11.

Wilson:
What? Really? You said that you owned a Porsche and that your girlfriend was a super-model.

Grant:
Yeah, I've got ambitions.

Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ian:
He's on our side, isn't he?

Jessica:
There are no sides. Just people who help you and people who don't.

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added 7 months ago

Jessica:
Let me make this very clear. Your lives as you know them are over. What the next 48 hours are about is abandoning everything you know or thought you could rely on and adjusting to the new reality. If you can adjust you will live. If you can't, you will die.

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added 7 months ago

Ian:
[as Jessica steals a car] Is this your car?

Jessica:
You're so cute.

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added 7 months ago

Jessica:
Ian, you won't be able to shoot me.

Ian:
Yeah? Don't imagine I won't, Jess.

Jessica:
No, really, you won't be able to shoot me. You've got the safety catch on. [Ian looks at it, Jessica yanks it away] They don't generally have safety catches. Except on telly.

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Lee:
Most torturers tend to have their favorite areas of the body to work on. Genitals, teeth, soles of the feet. With me... it's the eyes. Chilies, sand, bleach. A spoon.

Wilson:
Is this about Utopia? I didn't even know Bejan.

Lee:
I'm going to rub chilies into your eyes. Then sand. Then bleach. Then I'm going to use the spoon. Do you know what I do with the spoon?

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added 7 months ago

Wilson:
[about The Utopia Experiments] Why you into it, then?

Ian:
Well, for the artwork. The stories, the sheer... imaginative vision. It's like opening a door into another world. Why diminish it by pretending it's real?

Wilson:
It's opening a door, all right, but what you don't realize is that it's opening a door... to reality.

Ian:
What does that even mean, Wilson?

Wilson:
I don't know, I'm a bit drunk.

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Becky:
What do you do?

Ian:
Well, think of the least interesting thing you could think of.

Becky:
IT. [Ian stares] Oh, no fucking way.

Ian:
Way fucking way. I also live with my mum.

Becky:
Jesus Christ, you're going to make me cry, Ian. What happened?

Ian:
I don't know. I really don't know.

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added 7 months ago

Wilson:
Funny, seeing each other like this. I didn't expect you to be pretty, Becky.

Becky:
Thank you, Wilson. I think.

Wilson:
Ian, I didn't expect you to be...

Ian:
Tall?

Wilson:
No, black.

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added 7 months ago

Arby:
[recurring line] Where is Jessica Hyde?

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added 7 months ago

Ran:
Ran-chan shiawase! (Lil' Ran's so happy!)

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Benten:
Hey Ran. It's a call from your '"treacherous snake".

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Benten:
Move it! Outta my way!

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Oyuki:
So am I sarcastic, the stingiest person you know, or a cold-blooded businesswoman which is it...I am none of those, but that's quite alright with me.

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Oyuki:
Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?

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added 7 months ago

Oyuki:
If you do not apologize...I shall be angry.

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added 7 months ago

Oyuki:
Oh, that's terrible...

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added 7 months ago

Ryunosuke Fujinami:
ORE WA ONNA DA!!!! ("I AM A WOMAN!!!!")

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cherry (Sakuranbo):
Haratama! Kiyotama! (Excorsize! Purify!)

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added 7 months ago

Cherry (Sakuranbo):
Praise Buddha, praise Buddha. In the name of Jesus Christ, praise Buddha.

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added 7 months ago

Cherry (Sakuranbo):
Y... your face, my friend... it's hopelessly horrible!!!

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ataru'S Mother:
to Ataru: You are the personification of the word "stupid"!

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added 7 months ago

Ataru'S Mother:
oft-repeated line: Oh, I never should have had him!

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added 7 months ago

Ten (Jariten):
repeated line: Boku ii ko! ("I'm a good boy!")

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added 7 months ago

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