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[Ricky is cooking bacon on the stove in Ray's burnt-down trailer]

Ricky:
Hey, Dad!

Ray:
Hey, buddy.

Ricky:
Cookin' some bacon for you, buddy.

Ray:
Smells good, buddy.

Ricky:
There's only 3 pieces left, but I'll give it to you so long as I can have the grease.

Ray:
You can have the grease, buddy.

Ricky:
Cool.

Ray:
Bacon frying and the sparrows chirpin', Rick. It's all about the bacon and the sparrows, buddy.

Ricky:
Dad, what the fuck are you talking about?

Ray:
I'm talking about the sparrows, Rick. The sparrows in the Bible, buddy. You know, nothing to worry about. I'm not worried, the trailer's burned down, the sparrows aren't worried, nobody's worried.

Ricky:
Sparrows are stupid, Dad. They don't give a fuck about anything.

Ray:
Exactly my point, Rick. Maybe God forgives you for burning down my trailer, Rick. That's the point I'm trying to make this morning.

Ricky:
Does ol' Goddy-boy forgive you for getting lap dances and playing VLTs?

Ray:
I don't...What's your point, Rick? There's nothing wrong with playing VLTs and gettin' drunk.

Ricky:
You want some fuckin' bacon or not?

Ray:
Yes, Rick. I do. Rick, there's another point: We should be thankful for the bacon we're having this morning, because where do you think the bacon came from, Rick?

Ricky:
From a cow.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Ricky:
Hey, Bubbs.

Bubbles:
Hey, Ricky. Holy fuck that bacon smells good! Is there any extra?

Ricky:
Only had a few piece, bud. I gave it to, ah, gave it to the old man.

[Bubbles looks to Ray, Ray shakes his head no]

Ricky:
I'm doin' bread heels and grease, it's pretty good. You want half?

Bubbles:
Of an old bread heel?

Ricky:
Yeah, just dip it in the bacon grease. It's fuckin' awesome.

[Ricky holds out the pan, Bubbles reluctantly dips his half of bread heel in the grease]

Bubbles:
You do it, too. You're not trickin' me, are ya?

[Bubbles takes a bite, a disgusted look crosses his face]

Bubbles:
It's kinda fuckin' dry, Ricky. Have you anything to drink?

Ricky:
A little bit left in that.

[Ricky hands Bubbles a burnt and melted plastic pint of liquor; Bubbles takes a sip and an even more disgusted look crosses his face, he hands it back to Ricky and Ricky downs the rest]

Ricky:
You still pissed off?

Bubbles:
Well, kind of.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Ricky:
The fake check trick works every fuckin' time. Basically, you figure out how much something costs, you just fill out one of the old man's checks like this, and that way if you get caught, you just say everybody who's gonna pay. I mean, mall cops are really dumb compared to real cops, it's gonna be easy. And worst case Ontario, if you get caught, you just cancel the check. You never have to pay. It's awesome!

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added 8 months ago

[Bubbles finds a spacesuit in his rocket kit]

Bubbles:
What's this? HOLY FUCK, a spacesuit! DEE-CENT!!

Ricky:
No way! Fuckin' deck nulls, man! Check those out!

[Julian brings a coffee cup and dog dish to toast with]

Julian:
Drinks, boys! Drinks!

[Ricky takes the dog dish]

Ricky:
Well let's make toast, boys!

Julian:
To a good fuckin' time today.

Bubbles:
This is a good time! (takes a drink) I'm gonna go put my spacesuit on boys, then lets get this dirty cocksucker in the air!

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added 8 months ago

Ricky:
Bubbles, are you sure we gotta play space here? This is kind of stupid.

Bubbles:
Come on, Ricky, look at this! This is awesome! Mission control this is Commander Bubbles. I'm getting an NPS warning light on the link monitor control subsystem. I'm requesting reallocation to main OMS firing to CDS at level six, please advise.

Julian:
Copy there, Commander. Reallocating there, Commander Bubbles.

Bubbles:
Try some, Ricky!

Ricky:
(sighs) Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over. How's that buddy? I don't fuckin' know!

Bubbles:
Ricky, that's not very good. Use space words, real ones, not talkin' about space weed!

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added 8 months ago

Ray:
Randy, why don't you ask Jim where he's been for the last few nights between three and five or nine and eleven fifteen? Go ahead, ask him where he's going.

Randy:
Well, he's playing bridge at the hospital, Ray!

Ray:
Playin' bridge my arse! He's going down to the strip club gettin' drunk every night and tellin' everyone he's off the booze. And you know why, Randy? Because Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk and he always will be!

[Randy grabs Jim's water bottle]

Randy:
Gimme a drink!

Jim:
Randy.

Randy:
Gimme a drink!

Jim:
Let it go, Randy!

[Randy lets go of the bottle and it splashes all over him as Jim pulls away; Randy puts his tongue to the liquid that spilled on his hand]

Randy:
It's vodka!

Jim:
131-proof, straight up. I'm fuckin' wasted!

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added 8 months ago

Ricky:
Dartmouth Regional Vacational School? Julian, are you fucked in the head? I thought we weren't going to fucking high school. I can't go to fucking vacational school.

Julian:
Rick, you're not selling hash in high school, alright? You're old enough to be a teacher in high school, Rick. Think.

Ricky:
Yeah, but the learning thing that you get at fucking spoken out and trying to get up in there and then you gotta. Fuck.

Julian:
Rick, Rick, Rick.

Ricky:
I can't do this, man. My brain doesn't work this way. It's not college level.

Julian:
This is the perfect place to sell hash. We are not gonna get caught. Everything'll be fine. Come on.

Bubbles:
You'll do alright, Ricky.

Julian:
Think about this, think about your daughter, think about Lucy. They're gonna be impressed with you. They're gonna be so fucking proud of you, man Come on, let's go.

Ricky:
Julian, this brain barely got through fucking Grade 7. Well, Julian's been all paranoid lately with fucking Lahey and all these books he's reading, for fuck sakes. He says it's too risky for me to have a bunch of hash on me around schools that do these random searches, so he used this big-smart-thinking stuff to come up with this new plan where basically I just take orders for hash in the daytime, get people's locker number and combinations, then at night, we break in to the school, if there's money in the lockers, we just drop the hash off there. Use the honor Lee system. And hopefully it's gonna work out good. Boys, they're not gonna let me in here. If they do, there's not a fucking chance in hell I'm gonna get a greeting card. Think about it, I'm stupid.

Julian:
Rick, listen to me. Don't let school shit distract you, okay? You're here for one reason and that's to sell drugs, okay? Stay focused, man.

Bubbles:
There's two ways to look at it, really. Either you go to school to learn, or you go to school to sell drugs and Ricky's here to sell drugs. I mean, maybe if it was under different circumstances, he could learn something, but Julian wants him just to sell drugs. It's kind of ironic, really.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 5 (2005)  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Bumblebee:
Yeah. About the AllSpark...funny story. It kinda...

Bulkhead:
Blew up.

Ultra Magnus:
What!? The AllSpark is destroyed?

Optimus:
Not exactly destroyed. More like it's energy was dispersed, at least, I think it was.

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added 8 months ago

Bulkhead:
It's no good! These things are rolling off the assembly line faster than I can smash 'em!

Jazz:
Is it always like this on this crazy planet?

Prowl:
Pretty much.

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added 8 months ago

Sentinel Prime:
I think you've done enough, Optimus! I'll make sure you're tried for high treason for destroying the AllSpark! Now come with me!

Optimus Prime:
No!!

Sentinel Prime:
That wasn't a request. That's a DIRECT ORDER, Optimus!

Optimus Prime:
It's Optimus PRIME. I may be an Elite Guard washout and a glitch-detail flunky, but the last time I checked, you and I still had equal rank. SO, Sentinel PRIME, take your order AND your condescending attitude, and STICK IT IN YOUR HARD DRIVE! You're on MY TURF now!!

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added 8 months ago

Ultra Magus:
It definitely appears to be a fragment of the AllSpark. Apparently, your story about dispersing it may not be so far-fetched after all."

Sentinel Prime:
"But sir, you can't honestly believe that. He's a lying, insubordinate crankshaft."

Ultra Magnus:
"He may be a little rough around the edges, but in the heat of battle, Optimus Prime exhibited the qualities of a true leader: strategic thinking, determination, and above all, loyalty. Something you could stand to learn a thing or two about, Sentinel Prime."

Transformers: Animated, Season 2  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Sari:
Are you saying I can't prove I'm Isaac Sumdac's daughter?

Powell:
I'm saying you can't even prove you exist.

Transformers: Animated, Season 2  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Sari:
So then he says I have to move out!! I mean, come on!! This is my home! Who does this Powell guy think he is anyway!!? Thinks in charge of everything!

Powell:
Oh, I don't think I'm in charge, young lady. I know it!

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added 8 months ago

Starscream:
"You dare strike ME, Megatron? After all my loyal stellar cycles of—wh-wu-wait, where is everybody? How did I get here? I'm not picking up any Decepticon energy signatures... not even my own. I'm too young be offline!"

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added 8 months ago

Fanzone:
Why me?

Bumblebee:
You're tops on the list of all the humans we know personally.

Bulkhead:
Although, it is kind of a short list.

Prowl:
And it does include Prometheus Black and Nanosec.

Bumblebee:
But still, you're number one.

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added 8 months ago

Starscream:
"Ah, if it isn't my old pal Megatron. And by 'old pal,' I mean the piece of scum who tried to INCINERATE ME INTO OBLIVION!"

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added 8 months ago

Fanzone:
I've been after them for weeks. They're part of an underground racing circuit.

Bulkhead:
You mean they race in tunnels?

Fanzone:
Underground as in illegal. As in they race in the streets and don't care who gets hurt.

Bulkhead:
That's not what Sari told me.

Optimus:
What purpose does this street race serve?

Fanzone:
Eh, what else? They get a couple a' million pay-per-view customers for their pirate broadcasts, then it's "cha-ching cha-ching", big bucks.

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added 8 months ago

[Scrapper bangs his shovel into Mixmaster]

Mixmaster:
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing, shovel-head!

Scrapper:
Who you calling "shovel-head", cement-breath?!

Mixmaster:
My name ain't "cement-breath", okay? It's...it's...uh...

Scrapper:
Your little name tag says "Mixmaster".

Mixmaster:
Nah, that's too long. Just call me "Mix".

Scrapper:
All right, you got it, Mix. And you can call me...

[Sees a sign that says "SCRAP"]

Scrapper:
...Scrap.

Mixmaster:
All right, that's too short. How 'bout "Scrapper"?

Scrapper:
I like it.

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added 8 months ago

[Ratchet and Prime are communicating with Prowl and Bulkhead over the radio]

Ratchet:
Prowl, any sign of the Dinobots?

Prowl:
Negative, Ratchet. I'm starting to think those reports of rampages were nothing but exaggeration.

Optimus:
We're not taking any chance, Prowl. That's why I had Ratchet lend you his EMP generator and those stasis cuffs.

Prowl:
Still, I hardly think they're necessary. The Dinobots are territorial, but if left alone, they're perfectly happy.

[Grimlock roars, then runs out of the forest, charging the Autobots]

Bulkhead:
He doesn't look too happy to me!

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added 8 months ago

[Longarm stretch his arms and legs longer]

Sentinel Prime:
Nice. I'm gonna call you Longarm. (To Iron Hide) Show me what you got.

[Iron Hide turn his body silver metal]

Sentinel Prime:
That's it?

Iron Hide:
Hit me with everything you got.

[Sentinel Prime hits Iron Hide with his shield. Iron Hide doesn't feel anything from the hit]

Sentinel Prime:
I'll call you Iron Hide.

Sentinel Prime:
Wipe that smile off your face, dullspark!

Bulkhead:
Uh i'm not smiling sir! My jaw is just tempered that way, sir!

Bumblebee:
Forget Mudflap's jaw, check out the asteroid-sized chin on Sarge!

Sentinel Prime:
YOU GOT A COMMENT FUNNYBOT!

Bumblebee:
No, sir!

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added 8 months ago

Wasp:
But i'm innocent I tell you! You're all makin a big mistake! All of you!

Sentinel Prime:
Mute it traitor.

[Sentinel Prime remove the Autobot symbol from Wasp's chest]

Wasp:
I'll get you Bumblebee if it's the last thing I do.

Transformers: Animated, Season 2  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Megatron:
Our long stellar cycles of planning will now come to fruition. I knew your size-altering power would allow you to blend in perfectly with the Autobots. Well done, my loyal servant...Shockwave.

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added 8 months ago

Blackarachnia:
You want to steal a kiss from me?

[Grimlock nods eagerly and puckers up, and Blackarachnia drains his powers.]

Blackarachnia:
But that means I steal something from you too!

[Shoots a stream of flame at Snarl and Swoop]

Transformers: Animated, Season 2  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Harrison:
Hi.

Lindsay:
What are you...?

Harrison:
I never returned your key.

Lindsay:
Harrison, tonight isn't...

Harrison:
I heard about the proposal.

Lindsay:
And?

Harrison:
And I checked this guy out. I know it pisses you off.

Lindsay:
Harrison.

Harrison:
You need to know something... before you make a mistake that you'll regret for the rest of your life.

Lindsay:
You should go. You shouldn't be here.

Harrison:
Say yes. Say yes. He is the real deal. He's the better guy. A better guy than I could be for you. At least, right now. And he really loves you. Say Yes.

[Lindsay hugs Harrison as she starts to cry]

Lindsay:
Thank you.

Tru Calling, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

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