[Richard is about to donate sperm for Catherine and Marjorie's baby]
Richard:
I've never done this before.
Catherine:
Well, you just go in there, and...
Richard:
No, I mean I've never, ah, "shook the Devil's hand".
Marjorie:
You mean... masturbate?
Richard:
Well, "self-husband". Does it hurt?
Catherine:
No, no, Richard...
Marjorie:
How is that possible?
Richard:
Well, my family in Iowa is pretty religious. Grandma Splett always said that self-pleasure was a sin, like microwaves or laughter.
Catherine:
Do you need a minute?
Richard:
No. Worse comes to worse, I'll just burn in hell, like Grandma Splett.
