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Ricky:
You don't wanna move the cars? Fine, boys! Well, I'm just gonna start pissin' in this general direction and if this car's illegally parked, it might accidentally get pissed on! Everybody want to see some pissin'?

Barb:
Don't! Richard!

[Ricky climbs on the hood and pisses on the car's windshield]

Barb:
RICHARD!

Bernie:
My car!

Ricky:
I fuckin' warned them three times, Barb, and they wouldn't listen to me! They don't even believe I'm the trailer park supervisor, all right?!

Barb:
Gentlemen, I am so very sorry about this!

Jim:
You're right Bernie, he's the epitome (pronounced "epi-toam") of refractory!

Ricky:
Tell 'em, Julian! I'm the trailer park supervisor here! You guys won't believe me! It's bullshit!

Bernie:
Jim, let me take this one. Ricky, you and me. Come on! (grabs Ricky's arm and leads him away)

Ricky:
What the fuck do you wanna talk about?

Bernie:
You'll find out! What you've just done, pissin' on my car, you have crossed the line with me! I've had guys throw barbecues at me, they've broke the windows out of my car, they've cursed and sworn at me! But the bottom line is: I ain't shook. (clenches his fist) 'Cause if the Right Hook comes out, crazy motherfuckers like you get knocked out. Don't be lookin' me in the eyes, boy! I ain't got no candy for you! No candy, except for the Right Hook.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)  Show Quote

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Bubbles:
Cory Braid head. He gets him set up for the clothesline... URRRH!! (clotheslines Cory) Oh my GOD! He fuckin'... Devastating! You all right, Cory?

Cory:
Yeah, I'm fine.

Bubbles:
I don't give a fuck, actually. (body slams Cory onto the mat) Get in here, Trevor! Come on!

Trevor:
Forget that, Bubbles! I'm goin' home! (Cory sneaks out of the ring and they run away)

Bubbles:
(puts his hand up for a high-five) Aw, come on, boys! Boys!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 4 (2004)  Show Quote

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Megan:
Remember when ma decided to cook for Thanksgiving and she put cayenne pepper on the turkey instead of paprika? And she told us to be thankful we still have mouths left?

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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[When Megan tells Sam she has AIDS]

Megan:
Sam, say something, please.

Sam:
I don't know what to say.

Megan:
It's okay. Nobody ever does.

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Megan:
Sam, look, I appreciate everything you're trying to do but if you wanna do something for me, be my friend.

Sam:
I'm not trying to do anything. And I am your friend. But a friend can't be there for you the way a husband can. And I will love you and I will care for you...

Megan:
...'til death do we part.

Sam:
That's the vow I wanna make.

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Tess:
War, famine, plagues have wiped out entire civilizations but love has never been wiped out.

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Tess:
I could yell the words of God until the cows come home but you wouldn't hear. Not until you let go of your fear.

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Clarice:
I want to save them.

Tess:
Precious, there's nothing you can do but love them.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Tess:
There's nothing more dangerous than loving. Unless it's not loving. He didn't say it was gonna be easy. But He says it's surely gonna be worthwhile.

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Megan:
Let me just ask you one thing. Why? Why did He do this to me? Why did I do to deserve this?

Monica:
Nothing. Megan, you've done nothing. This is not a punishment. God hasn't done this to you. God didn't set this journey in motion. He's just as angry as you are that you have to walk this road. But He promises you this, Megan. He will walk this road with you and He will be there for you when you reach the end of it. God loves you. The love has always been there for you. All any of you needed was the courage to hold onto it.

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Monica:
[Holding a toad] I think this is one of the ugliest things I've ever seen.

Tess:
Well, I suppose he is if that's all you're looking at.

Monica:
He?

Tess:
Yeah, that's Jerome. He's got a name and a heart and warts. I guess the warts are all you can see.

Touched by an Angel, Season 2  Show Quote

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Monica:
This isn't one of those "Walk a mile in her shoes" things, is it?

Tess:
Try stilettos.

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Tess:
I wish you hadn't brought that boy in here. He was not in the plan. No, sir!

Monica:
Maybe the plan should change.

Tess:
Well, who do you think you are, Ms. Wings? The last time I looked, I didn't see any bumper stickers that says "Smile, 'cause Monica loves you".

Monica:
How can anybody expect me to stand aside while Emily needs help and her mother won't give it to her? I think the reason I'm here is for Emily and not for Ginger.

Tess:
Dangerous waters, baby. Just because you don't like the horse is no excuse to start changing ponies midstream.

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Monica:
[praying] The truth is I don't like Ginger. I hate what she's doing to her child. I don't understand it. I don't know how to get through to her. She makes me so angry that I'm afraid of what I'll say to her next so I end up not saying anything at all. I'm sorry. Really, I am sorry but I don't know what to say anymore without telling her the truth... [Realizes] And the truth shall set her free.

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Monica:
(to Ginger, upset) I am sorry...but for you to twist your superstitions and your fables into a life sentence for that little child--then THAT MAKES ME VERY ANGRY!

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Tess (scolding Al):
Well then, Mr. Light Fingers, you go over there and tell those kids they're not getting to Nashville. And you make sure that little girl understands real good that she's not getting her face fixed.

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Tess:
God raised this balloon. And He's able to raise your standards... All you have to do is get in and hold on.

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Monica:
There are great mysteries in this world that we don't understand, Ginger. Only God does. But this I do understand. That no mistake you have ever made is bigger than God's power to fix it.

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Emily:
Mama, I'm gonna have an operation.

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[Ricky is trying to threaten Jim into relinquishing the porno tape]

Ricky:
Just remember Lahey, what comes around is all around!

Jim:
Don't you mean what's all around comes around, Ricky?

Ricky:
This isn't fuckin' over yet.

Jim:
That's nice talk to use on television, eh? Don't forget you started this shit storm, Limpy!

Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)  Show Quote

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[Julian, listening to his phone messages]

Ricky:
Julian! It's Ricky here. Just letting you know that, uh, I've thought about this, I feel I have no other options. I'm gonna go down to Lahey's trailer, I'm gonna break in, and I'm basically probably gonna kill Mr. Lahey and I'm thinking about killing Randy as well and I'm gonna take the porno tape back. I've talked to Bubbles about it, he's probably gonna give me a hand because we both can't have this tape floating around. So, anyway, you know, I was kind of counting on you to maybe help plan this, but if you don't want to that's up to you. I just hope you won't feel guilty when me and Bubbles are in jail and you know that you could have prevented a murder. Talk to you later.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 1 (2001)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Just let her hit you, Cory. Stand down and listen to me.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Cory:
Stop it. I'm not lettin' ya.

Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003)  Show Quote

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Ricky:
Are you gonna fight my daughter who's 9 years old?! Cuz you're probably gonna get hurt, okay? Boys, don't fuck this up. I am your boss. You do what I say when I say it. Or I'll report both of you to Julian and you won't be goin' on this fuckin' cruise, okay?

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