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[Kelso just found out about Eric being lame in the sack]

Jackie Burkhardt:
Michael, I told you about Eric so you could help him, not make fun of him.

Michael Kelso:
Yeah, but it's hard to help someone and burn him at the same time.

[Jackie gives him a cold stare]

Michael Kelso:
Oh, come on, Jackie, it's funny! I mean, he must have been really bad!

Jackie Burkhardt:
So were you.

Michael Kelso:
[gaping in horror] OK, I don't think you know what you're saying because you called me your "Apollo Rocket of Love."

Jackie Burkhardt:
But the way I said it was [blandly] "Oh, Michael, you my regular Apollo Rocket of Love."

Michael Kelso:
OK, I'm not hearing a difference.

[Kemal Pamuk, a Turkish diplomat, has been found dead in his bed - he actually died of a heart attack in Lady Mary's bed while they were making love, but only Mary, Cora and Anna the maid know this. Cora and her daughters are in the sitting room when Violet is shown in]

Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
Oh my dears. Is it really true? I can't believe it. Last night he looked so well. Of course, it *would* happen to a foreigner. It's typical.

Lady Mary Crawley:
Don't be ridiculous.

Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham:
I'm not being ridiculous. No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else's house - especially somebody they didn't even know.

[Kendall has given Zach a plane ticket to Haiti, where they can get divorced quickly]

Zachery Slater:
You know what? This date's not going to work for me.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
Make it work.

Zachery Slater:
Love to, but I can't.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
Well, what? Is there something going on at the casino? I mean, I can handle it.

Zachery Slater:
No, I took the afternoon off.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
What's so important that you can't reschedule it?

Zachery Slater:
I'm rearranging my sock drawer.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
Yeah.

Zachery Slater:
No, it's serious business. I mean, I've got the gym socks touching the dress socks. It's a real mess. Anyway, we've got to reschedule this divorce thing.

[Keoma has been tied to a wheel in a Christ-like manner, and his brothers have just killed Caldwell after he killed William Shannon]

Sam Shannon:
Here lies... William H. Shannon. A man we all loved and admired. A very special sort of man. There wasn't a person on Earth he'd refuse to help if they needed it... not one person who would have betrayed him! Except the one he gave his love to...

[points to Keoma]

Sam Shannon:
...his bastard son! We learned from our father to respect law and justice... but you didn't. Only filth would sell out his own father! But that alone is not the extent of his guilt. He betrayed us all when he brought back that plague-ridden woman to infect us. Howe far can a man sink? He betrayed his father... he betrayed us... and he betrayed each and every one of you, my friends. Keoma's responsible for the deaths of your loved ones! HE has brought despair to this town! So now... what should we do with him? Take the law into our own hands? Drag him to the nearest tree and string him up like he deserves? No. For we are honorable men... and prefer to let justice take its course...

[gestures to Caldwell's corpse]

Sam Shannon:
...as it should have done with this venomous snake... in a court of law.

Butch Shannon:
We already called the marshal. He'll be here in a few hours. And then, Keoma will be... his problem.

Sam Shannon:
And as soon as my brother here is sworn in as sheriff, we'll start rebuilding around here! Make this town a place we can be proud of!

Sam Shannon:
[townsfolk applaud] Great speech, Sam.

[Kermit, suffering from amnesia, doesn't remember he is engaged to Miss Piggy]

Kermit the Frog:
Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing.

[laughing]

Kermit the Frog:
Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!

Miss Piggy:
Cancel the show! Hi-yah! [Karate chops Kermit]

[Kevin comes in wearing a paper bag with Cameron's face on it]

Gina:
[Coldly] Very cute Kevin, or should I call you Steve, or oh wait, maybe Cameron.

Kevin:
Just hear me out for a minute.

Gina:
I don't have time to hear you out. I'm going to a party tonight and I need to get ready.

Kevin:
Gina please.

Gina:
Kevin, you humiliated me, in front of everyone! The one person I trusted above everyone lied to me! How do you think that made me feel?

Kevin:
Not nearly as bad as it made me feel doing it.

Gina:
Oh, bullshit.

Kevin:
You were the one that e-mailed 'Surly Steve', I didn't go seeking you out!

Gina:
Why did you create him to begin with and why didn't you come clean when I e-mailed you?

Kevin:
You wanna know why? You wanna know why? Because for the first time in my life, I felt you saw me outside of the friend zone! I mean I had a chance with you. And as much as i knew it was wrong to do, I-I didn't wanna tell you the truth cause I liked the way you saw me when I was someone else.

Gina:
Weren't you someone else?

Kevin:
I *looked* like somebody else! OK? But every thought, every joke, every word, those were mine! Not Cameron's, mine! And you know what's really funny? You liked that guy. You wanted to be with that guy. He was the perfect guy! Your words.

Gina:
The perfect guy that *you* invented.

Kevin:
I have news for you, OK? Nothing in this life comes in a perfect package.

Gina:
Oh, *you* made that quite clear.

Kevin:
C'mon Gina, I mean I know I hurt you. And you can't ever imagine how sorry I am for doing that. But just, answer me one question, do me a favor please. Tell me, What the hell was so damn attractive about Steve to begin with huh? Was it his looks? Or his personality?

Gina:
[Gina walks over and grabs the bag with Surly Steve's face on it, pulling it off Kevin's head] What are you trying to prove to me by wearing this anyways?

Kevin:
I want you to admit to me that the only thing that's standing in the way of us being together is the fact that i don't look like Cameron. And you know what? If it takes wearing a stupid mask in order for you to see that I am exactly the person for you, I'll wear a damn bag on my head for the rest of my life! I want *you* Gina. And I know somewhere deep down beyond all the superficial bullshit that you want me too.

Kevin:
[Gina kisses Kevin] I'm not quite sure how to respond to that.

Gina:
It's not the kind of the superficial bullshit you think. I spend my entire life thinking that in order to be happy, I needed a fairy tale romance. To have someone sweep me off my feet, to feel crazy, passionate, love, I thought I could only feel that with someone new but now I feel I relive I might be wrong because of everything you said about Steve was true. You just blew *all* of those ridiculous notions out the window.

Kevin:
Everything was true. Except for the whole part about looking like Cameron.

Gina:
Cameron's not you, Kevin. Nobody's you except you.

[Kevin scrambles back to his room after being unmasked for credit card fraud, with Hector and the hotel staff in hot pursuit. He plays back Angels with Even Filthier Souls on the VHS]

Johnny:
Hold it right there! [Hector and the crew stop as Kevin forwards to the right sections and mutes the woman in the dialogue]

Mr. Hector:
This is the Concierge, sir.

Johnny:
I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! You was here last night too, wasn't ya?

Mr. Hector:
Yes, sir. I was.

Johnny:
You was here... and you was smoochin' with my brother. [The other hotel staff start giving Hector odd looks.]

Mr. Hector:
But... I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.

Johnny:
Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...

[Cliff the security guard gasps; the other hotel staff, including Hector, look at him in shock.]

Cliff:
No. It's a lie!

Johnny:
I could go on forever, baby!

Mr. Hector:
I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.

Johnny:
All right. I believe you. [reveals his Thompson submachine gun] But my Tommy gun don't!

[Mr. Hector gives a confused look]

Johnny:
Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.

Mr. Hector:
On your knees.

[the entire staff gets down on their knees]

Mr. Hector:
I love you!

[Kevin snickers quietly and unmutes the T.V.]

Johnny:
Ya gotta do better than that!

Mr. Hector, Cedric, Mrs. Stone, and Cliff:
I love you!

Johnny:
Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of 3 to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushin' carcass out my door! 1... 2...!

[Johnny fires his gun wildly, cackling, as the hotel staff dive for cover]

Johnny:
3! [while Kevin mouths him from the emergency exit] Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! [shoots again] And a Happy New Year. [shoots once more]

Mr. Hector:
[as the staff crawls out; to the onlooking patrons] Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!

[Kevin walks in and sees his family gathered in the living room]

Kevin Walker:
God! Did Scotty tell you, or did Justin bug my apartment with his junior spy kit?

Justin Walker:
What?

Tommy Walker:
What are you talking about?

Kevin Walker:
Nice try. Okay, Mom, we would love to have it here; Scotty's obviously cooking. Tommy, if you would bring some wine that would be great. Justin, stay sober. Sarah, you've got the toast. Kitty, since you write speeches for a living, we would love it if you would officiate the ceremony.

[Kiir has come to Toots's farm to learn how to become a farmer and is now pushing big rocks away from the yard]

Kristjan Lible:
[singing ironically] The power of love is living, even if a mountain is laying in the middle of the road!

[Killer tells Carface that Anne-Marie is gone while he's riding his model car]

Carface:
WHAAAAAT?! [throws a lamp at Killer] WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE IS GONE?!?

Killer:
Well... y'see, Boss...

Carface:
SHUT UP!!! CAN'T YOU JUST--- I--- AHH!!! [turns off the projector] MORONS!! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!!! [pulls a lever, causing an engine to fall close to Killer]

Killer:
AAAHHH!!! But, Boss, it wasn't my fault. I mean, to be perfectly honest, y'see... [Carface throws a horn at him; uses a hubcap as a shield] Thunder was on duty. Take it up with him.

Carface:
I love that girl! I want her back... now!

Killer:
Boss, y'see, thing is...

Carface:
NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

[Kim has fallen in love with a holodeck character]

Lieutenant Tuvok:
You are experiencing shon-ha'lock, the engulfment. It is the most intense and psychologically perilous form of eros. I believe Humans call it "love at first sight".

[King Richard is about to set out on a crusade against the Turks]

King Richard:
As the good Lord said: "Love thy neighbour as thyself, unless he's Turkish, in which case, kill the !"

[King Triton and his Royal Guards smash his club and anger at Sebastian]

King Triton:
This is how you watch over my DAUGHTER?!

Sebastian:
Sire, I...

King Triton:
I trusted you.

Sebastian:
Sire. [Marina looks at this in pleasure]

King Triton:
Guards! LOCK him away.

Ariel:
What? No!

King Triton:
LOCK THEM ALL AWAY!

Sebastian:
But, Your Majesty, please!

Swordfish guard:
Come on. Let's move it. [The guards escort the band, pushes Flounder] Hey.

Flounder:
I'm with the band.

Swordfish guard:
Sure you are, kid. [As they take them away]

King Triton:
Marina, you will take over Sebastian's duties immediately.

Marina Del Rey:
As you wish.

King Triton:
Attina, take your sisters home.

Attina:
Yes, sir.

Ariel:
Father, you can't do this!

King Triton:
It's already DONE! [Attina and Aquata drags her out, as the princess exit the club, King Triton uses his trident to blasts the rocks and blocking the entrance to the club as the scene fades to the princess in the throne room at the palace.] You are all confined to the palace.

Attina:
Yes, Father.

Ariel:
Why don't you just lock us in jail?

King Triton:
Ariel, you are confined to the palace until you understand what you've done.

Ariel:
What did we do? Tell me, Daddy...

Attina:
Ariel, leave it alone.

Ariel:
No. We haven't done anything wrong. All we did was listen to music.

King Triton:
WHICH YOU KNOW IS FORBIDDEN!

Ariel:
But why? Why can't we have music?

King Triton:
This discussion is over.

Ariel:
Just tell me!

King Triton:
I do not have to explain myself to you.

Ariel:
I don't understand. We love music.

King Triton:
I WILL NOT HAVE MUSIC IN MY KINGDOM!!! [Hearing this, Ariel is angry and distraught by this]

Ariel:
I may not remember much about my mother, but I know she wouldn't have wanted this. [She leaves the throne room, as the king and her sisters watch her leave. Cut to Ariel entering her and her sisters' room, and sit doing crying] [sobbing] [Her sister enter the room as Attina is now 2 feet away from them] Attina? [Ariel tries to comfort Attina, but...]

Attina:
You just don't know when to quit. [Attina gives her the angry look and swims away from her]

Ariel:
What? [Her sisters did the same]

Alana:
It's over, Ariel.

Ariel:
But... we were finally happy.

Attina:
Look around, Ariel. No one's happy.

[Knowing she's about to die]

Lori Grimes:
Carl? Baby, I don't want you to be scared, okay? This is what I want. This is right. Now you... you take care of your daddy for me, all right? And your little brother or sister, you take care...

Carl Grimes:
You don't have to do this.

Lori Grimes:
You're gonna be fine. You are gonna beat this world. I know you will. You are smart, and you are strong, and you are so brave, and I love you.

Carl Grimes:
I love you too.

Lori Grimes:
You gotta do what's right, baby. You promise me, you'll always do what's right. It's so easy to do the wrong thing in this world. So don't... so if it feels wrong, don't do it, all right? If it feels easy, don't do it. Don't let the world spoil you. You're so good. You're my sweet boy. You're the best thing I ever did. And I love you.

[Carl hugs Lori, both sobbing]

Lori Grimes:
I love you. You're my sweet, sweet boy. I love you.

[Maggie cries]

Lori Grimes:
Okay... okay, now. Okay. Maggie, when this is over, you're gonna have to...

[Maggie begins to protest]

Lori Grimes:
You have to do it! It can't be Rick! All right... all right. It's all right. It's all right.

[Maggie agrees, Carl cries, Lori sighs]

Lori Grimes:
Good night love.

[Kondo sits in a pile of pumpkins, and holds up a sign]

Shimura Tae:
"I love you a pile"? What the hell does that mean?

[Kristoff leads the gang to a large pile of rocks]

Kristoff:
Meet my family. [He and Sven walks toward the rocks] Hey, guys!

Anna:
[Stunned] They're... rocks.

Kristoff:
[off in the distance] You are a sight for sore eyes.

Olaf:
[Also stunned, whispers to Anna] He's craaaazy!

Kristoff:
Hey, whoa, I didn't recognize you; you've lost so much weight.

Olaf:
[Whispers] I'll distract him while you run. [Loud, slow voice to the rocks] Hi, Sven's family! It's nice to meet you. [Whispers to Anna] Because I love you, Anna, I insist you run. [To the rocks again] I understand you're love experts. Ooh! [Whispers to Anna] Why aren't you running?!

[Kung Fury and his friends surround Hitler]

Hitler:
I want to welcome, you and your friends, to Germany. We are not so different, you and I. I mean, we both got cool style. You know, with red, you know. So that's cool. We both like doing moves. [kicks] Ja. Check it out.

[Hitler does some kicks]

Hitler:
With killing people, I love it. You clearly do too. And that cool. Join me. We could be brothers, you and I. It's almost like we finish each other's...

Kung Fury:
Balls.

Hitler:
What?

[Kung Fury jumps and gives Hitler an uppercut to his crotch]

[Kurso opens a trunk full of guns]

Lucian Knapp:
A lot of ordnance?

Kurso:
It's all part of my Hugs for Guns program. What can I say? People love hugs.

[Kurt is talking to Mercedes at their cafeteria table]

Kurt Hummel:
Mercedes, trust me. Love is just around the corner.

[Karofsky walks by]

Dave Karofsky:
'Sup, homo? [Karofsky winks at Kurt]

[Kyo speaks to the memory of his mom]

Kyo Sohma:
You were ashamed of me.

Kyo's Mother:
No, I... I love you. I would die for you. I-I love you so much.

Kyo Sohma:
Why is that all you ever say? You never really accepted me, not the real me. You were just saying all the things you thought a mom was supposed to say.

[Lady Mary is saying goodbye to Sir Richard at the station]

Sir Richard Carlisle:
I want you to marry me.

Lady Mary Crawley:
Why?

Sir Richard Carlisle:
Because I think very highly of you.

Lady Mary Crawley:
"Very highly". Goodness.

Sir Richard Carlisle:
I mean it. I think we'd do well together. We could be a good team.

Lady Mary Crawley:
Now that sounds better. But I can't help thinking that tradition demands a *little* mention of love.

Sir Richard Carlisle:
Oh I can talk about "love" and "moon" and "June" and all the rest of it if you wish. But we're more than that. We're strong and sharp, and we can build something worth having, you and I, if you'll let us.

Lady Mary Crawley:
Your proposal is improving by leaps and bounds. You must give me some time, but I promise to think about it - properly.

Sir Richard Carlisle:
I'm counting on it.

[Sir Richard doffs his hat to Lady Mary and gets on the train]

[Lake, with the help of an interpreter, is talking to a Thai woman]

Lake Palmer:
I would love... love? And cherish... I would...

[Lawrence interrupts them]

Lawrence Lynch:
[holding some forms] Oh sorry, Lake... Didn't know you hadn't - I was going to ask...

Lake Palmer:
[holding up a hand] Later.

Lawrence Lynch:
[stepping away] Yeah, OK.

Lake Palmer:
Later. [turns back to the discussion] Right, um, I would hope she - I-I-I... That's put me off now.

[Lars and Ernie are at the animal shelter in search of a suitable mouse-hunting cat.]

Maury, the Handler:
Find the one you want, and I'll spay or neuter it myself.

Lars:
Well, these are all kittens. We were hoping for an older cat, one with experience.

Maury, the Handler:
That's a switch. Most people want the cute little ones. Experience with what?

Ernie:
Mouse-hunting.

Maury, the Handler:
Oh, all cats are good mousers.

Ernie:
Yes, but you see, we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers, and lots of them, so we really need a ferocious feline, preferably with a history of mental illness. I'm talking... one mean pussy.

Lars:
Yeah! A vicious cat, difficult to love. You have any of those knocking around your cages?

Maury, the Handler:
Funny you should ask. I'd given up hope on anyone wanting him. We were about to... gas him again.

Ernie & Lars:
Again?

[Maury leads the brothers to a chained-and-padlocked crate.]

Maury:
He's spent most of his life in that box, I expect...

[Ernie reads a tag tied to the crate] "Catzilla"?

Maury:
Oh, you know the guys who clean up call him that, but you can call him anything you want. I'd say he looks more like a "Fluffy."

[Lars leans down] Aw, poor little Catzilla. You want a home, don't you? You want to get out of here. Well, you're gonna have to kill, kill, kill for it!

Ernie:
You're a stupid cat, aren't you? Yes, you are! And you're ugly, too, extremely ug...

[The cat lunges, until Maury subdues him with a taser.]

[Lars sees his ripped coat sleeve] Oh, you little bastard!

Ernie:
We'll take him!

[last line of the episode/season]

Castiel:
I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God. A better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord... or I shall destroy you.