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Meemaw: I like myself. I'm not so feeble-minded I must retreat into fantasy. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Mystery Man (Xavier) ascended through the air] All: Oh, Meemaw! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: Hey, I need your help with something. Cutter The Vet: You want me to strangle someone to death? Rape 'em back into life? [laughs] LET ME AT 'EM! Hurlan: No, I just need you bring me a Mexican. Cutter The Vet: GET OUT! How dare you even consider bringing a Mexican into Heartshe?! [spits Hurlan] Cutter The Vet: Have some respect for my home. I got dead children here, sicko. It's all right, little ones. The bad man was just leaving. Hurlan: I AIN'T NEVER GONNA GET MY OWN PERSONAL MEXICAN! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Wait, I just mustard up a doozy. Sheriff: Eww! SMEAR IT ON MY FACE! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: What's a Mexican? Boss Hoss: Well, that's just somebody that does the work and don't get none of the reward. Hurlan: That's what I need -- A Mexican to clean my room! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: I get your point, Daddy. I'll clean my room. Boss Hoss: Think leadership. Hurlan: The only reason I didn't clean my room was I forgot 'cause it was too messy. Boss Hoss: Shut up about your room! Your room don't matter. Hurlan: Good, 'cause to be honest, I wasn't really gonna clean my room. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: How you gonna fool these rubes into believing that you're a great leader? [Hurlan daydreaming in front of the camera] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: Hurlan Heartshe. You are the potentate of this entire boonieverse, but your approval ratings are down to 2.3 donkeys. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: Miss Heartshe, will you kindly look in here and tell me what you see. Hambrosia: I see a noble murderer. The Reverend: I don't see no murderer in here. Possibly a guy who's done some very bad things, but murder? Not technically. The Reverend: See, I got out of there before any of that could be determined. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Could you shut your pie hole and pinch off your word loaf? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Doc: Hold on! Just a sec! There's a...a bunch of gnomes in here! Doc (imitating gnomes): "Yeah, we're just getting in our mushroom cars". Vroom! Vroom! Doc: Hey, cool cars, guys! Doc (imitating gnomes): "We think you're cool, too. And cute. Want to get busy? Oh, yeah, Doc! Oh, yeah, Doc! Your unit is so big"! "I'm gonna pop"! Pwwffssh! Doc: Man, you popped 'cause my thing was so big? Doc (imitating gnomes): "Yeah, we're dead now". – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Townsfolk: "Hey, Doc, A snake bit me in the pecker, and I had to suck out the poison! Soon as I was done, I rushed over here." Doc: "What kind of snake was it?" Townsfolk: "Well, I can't remember. It was 9 months ago." – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Mystery Man (Xavier) suddenly burn smoke out of his head] Hambrosia: This guy stinks like a colostomy tampon. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hambrosia: Oh! Just a second! Don't come in! Hambrosia's Mirror: She just has her leg stuck in a bear trap! Hambrosia: I just have to chew off my leg! Raar, raar! Raar, raar! Just got to wait for my leg to grow back! [grunting] – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Chow Mein: Hey, man, you better get rid of us. We're the bodies, man. You got to get rid of the evidence! Cutter The Vet: Relax. I got this. [pulls up two chopsticks getting ready to eat] Chow Mein: You're gonna get caught, man. We're a lot of Mein, man. You didn't order a beverage, man -- To wash us down? – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurlan: I thought her heart would spread its legs just for me, but that affection hussy'll maternalize anything that moves. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
My Mommy The Crow: Yeah! Run away! That's what your best at! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: A clue! "Ham" is short for "Hambrosia and Cheese," but who loves cheese sandwhiches? Sheriff: It's Hambrosia! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Sheriff: Don't come in! [imitates monkey screeching] Sheriff: There's a monkey loose in here! I just got to get rid of it in my meat grinder. [imitates motor whirring] Sheriff: It's totally gone now. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
[Mystery Man (Xavier) spins his head] Cutter the Vet: Oh, that's Sheriff! He does that crazy head-turn trick at parties all the time. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Cutter the Vet: Just a sec! I just got to process some pretty heavy feelings. Why?! Why?! – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
The Reverend: Don't open that door! Just give me a second! Taking a poo! It's sort of halfway out, so maybe I should try to push it back in! [groaning] The Reverend: Okay, it's out. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Hurshe: Who's talking about me? My bootyhole is burning! Boss Hoss: Hurshe! A omen has foretold the Holler's demise unless we can find the identity of this portentous nimrod. Hurshe: Well, my peckerdar ain't hard. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago
Boss Hoss: I don't like being put in this kind of position. Mystery Man (Xavier): We all have positions we don't like. Up the butt. – The Heart, She Holler Movie Quote	added 1 year ago

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