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Narrator:
When their healing work is done, our wounds begin to heal themselves.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
Look at that vase over there. Now focus all your lack of coitus into it.

[Hurshe breaks the vase with her mind powers]

Hambrosia:
Being worthless can be pretty useful huh, sis?

Hurshe:
Teach me how to hone the power of my crotchular zilch, and together we can take over the Holler for good.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
I hereby call to order the biweekly Lonely Boy's Wishing Club. I guess I'll go first. Uh, I never told nobody this, but I always wished I had a little brother.

Hurlan:
Boy, I would -- I swear, I'd take real good care of him, too. You know, I'd -- I'd -- I'd feed him -- I'd feed him every day. Hell, I feed him every hour! I'd feed him eight or nine times an hour!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
This is a suicide pill.

Hurlette:
That just looks like a raisin.

Hurlan:
Well, I'm gonna take it.

Hurlette:
No, my sweet! I'll save you!

[Hurlette snorts the suicide pill in one of her nostrils, then exploded]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlette:
Are you sure you don't want to give me another chance?

Hurlan:
I can't be with Ashley. I'd rather be dead than be with you.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Don't I do it!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Boss Hoss:
Today, you're gonna commit your first murder.

Hurlan:
Mu-- mu-- mu--

Boss Hoss:
I envy you, getting to sup your first taste of sweet savagery, become a man.

Hurlan:
MEATIER?!

Boss Hoss:
My ex-henchbaby, he got himself a widdle guilty conscience. Now we can't have his old dirty work coming back to bite the Heartshe name in the butt that fed him. You go rub him out while I go rub one out.

Hurlan:
No, Daddy!

Boss Hoss:
Are you refusing to do what I ask you the first time?! Well, fine! You just go put in the tape of first refusal.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Vet starts to have some catastrophic dreams]

Cutter the Vet:
Violent footage.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Meemaw, if you're voodoodoo dolls are collect-calling my life, then I'm about to reverse the charges!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
The next person to walk through this door will be Preacher again!

[The Reverend as Hurshe closes the door, then opens it back as the original Reverend he is with whip marks on his face]

The Reverend:
Hurshe said that you had something to say to my face.

Sheriff:
Preacher, what happened to your face?!

The Reverend:
Helen. She hit me!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[After Sheriff's vision saw Hambrosia as Hurshe with delusional serum]

Sheriff:
I was looking at you, hon, but I'm seeing someone sexy. What say we skip dinner and do whatever sick stuff you can think up?

Hambrosia (as Hurshe):
Really? I can let my mind run wild?

Sheriff:
Like a dog at the dump.

Hambrosia (as Hurshe):
Well, I've got this whip...and this. [pulls up a barber razor blade] And I could do this.

[Hambrosia whispers indistinctly into Sheriff's ear]

Sheriff:
Oh, that is so sick!

[Hambrosia then starts slurping his ear seductively]

Sheriff:
[panting] Would I even survive that?!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
Innoncent bystanders were so amused, they took the act on the road.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Indian Mobster:
This is what western infidels get!

Severed Head:
Is that all you got, cha-cha? [laughs and yawns]

Indian Mobster:
Shut up and die, you infidel pig dog.

Severed Head:
Uh, correction -- chicken dog. Bawk-bawk. [smooches]

Indian Mobster:
You are making me angry.

Severed Head:
And you have schmutz on your dress. Bonk! Gotcha! Bawk-bawk, playa!

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
On the eve of their 50th anniversary, the simple Balinese maiden revealed her deepest shame to her husband -- that she was a corpse herself filled with bees, who sent her there on a mission to prove to butterflies once and for all that the true nature of the universe is chaos and is beautiful and must never be defiled again.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
He even began to enjoy seasoning his food with butterfly skulls and dance to the disco forged from the screams of his kind.

Narrator:
Naturally, his butterfly brethren were devastated by the betrayal.

[The butterfly shoots himself]

Narrator:
And Highbury, he never was able to find the love that seemed to come so effortlessly to others.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
They needed Highbury to create a Butterfly Man -- a human puppet secretly controlled by butterflies, sent to ingratiate himself to the Balinese and then slowly take over the country until he was in a position to crush it from within.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
After months of having his every twisted whim sated just to feel anything at all. Highbury required increasingly exotic pleasures, a sickness culminating in the most perverse craving of all time -- The desire to experience true love.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
The welt that developed on her back represented the price of justice, a gnarled and righteous cause, the lunch lady was happy to correct.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Narrator:
And yet. At Shivering Middle School, whenever a scoundrel snaps the blind girl's bra, Principal Gail Alonka makes everyone line up and pop a snap until the culprit can be, recognized, identified, found.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

The Reverend:
I will put the fear of God into you!

[cuts to the next scene where The Reverend dressing up as God]

The Reverend:
Some real fear of God.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
You poor people are being manhandled into evil!

[Jacket gets up after getting shot]

Jacket:
Is she part of this, too? Oh, this is getting saucy.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[after Meemaw's hands were blown up from Hurshe's suicide]

Meemaw:
This is finally getting interesting!

[cuts to the next scene in Direne's liquor]

Direne:
[bored] When are things gonna get interesting?

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
I've got to go tell the poor, innocent, depraved preverts in town.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
I wanted to be the one to defile her till death do us part. [crying]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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