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Hurshe:
You done run out of pud. You were shooting some 3-alarm-chili-type funk.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
We used to be a fairy tale. You were my dapper crapper and I your steamy bowl. But I'm a proud, liberated human toilet and I deserve more disrespect than your can can unload unto my heart.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Preacher:
Hang on. One moment. I'm being handed a note. I have breaking news. I hate to be the one to report this, but according to many verified sources, it appears that God is dead.

Dr. Highbury:
[quietly] Yes!

Preacher:
He was placed in a choke hold by police as he slept.

The Shivering Truth  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Jacket:
Give me all your money, whitey!

Direne:
What're you gonna do with it?

Jacket:
I'm gonna buy a piece of ass.

Direne:
I can cracker you off a piece of something sweet...right here.

Jacket:
I'm a negro, I'm warning you.

Sheriff:
You get your big black lips off of that slerrpiwench!

[Sheriff shoots Jacket]

Direne:
No! Wait! You idjit! That was my hubby! We was just playing our sick little sex game! He's dead!

Sheriff:
I'm sorry! Perhaps you and I could seek solace in the comfort of one another's respective orafi?

[Direne betrayed his husband and fell in love with Sheriff]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
[sobbing] I'm disgusting! I'm so dirty! Oh, I'm so...dirty. Mmm, yeah...

[cuts to the Sheriff jerking off while seeing Hurshe seducing herself inside his gun, then cuts to Meemaw controlling him to jerk off with her voodoo doll of Sheriff]

Meemaw:
See? He's a philandermonkey.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Random confetti shows up in Hurshe's room after Hurshe snatching Clem's money]

Clem:
Wow! Am I your millionth customer?

Hurshe:
[thinking] Has it been that many? I thought I was gonna do it just one time to pay for college. I could've graduated by now. But instead, I'm the vagidictorian.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Clem:
I just lucked into some pocket scratch, and you're the itch I want to spew it on!

Hurshe:
Well, my crotch filet may not be rare, but it does come with a side of "succatush."

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurshe:
Entre you!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
What's it do?

Doc:
Let's turn it on and find out.

[Doc turns on the machine]

Machine:
Power on. [whirring]

Sheriff:
Some kind of drawing machine.

[The machine drawed poop, while Hurlan touches the drawing then sniffs on it with his finger]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc's Heart:
When you press your lips on mine, run your fingers through my hair.

Doc:
Hair? Man, sometimes I don't know if relationships are worth the hassle.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
My god! You're dying!

Clem:
I am?

Doc:
I got to remove your eyes now or you won't live! Here's $50 bucks. [pulls up $5 bucks]

[after putting Clem's eyes on his talking heart]

Doc's Heart:
You're more beautiful than I ever could have imagined. Kiss my lips.

Doc:
You, uh...You don't have any lips.

[Doc walks back to the bar to Clem to remove his lips]

Doc:
You got lip cancer. You can't see it, but I better remove them.

Clem:
Give me another $50?

Doc:
I can do $40.

[after walking back to Doc's office, putting Clem's lips onto his talking heart again]

Doc's Heart:
I am quivering with anticipation.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc's Heart:
Our love and will span the ages. How I long to gaze at your handsome face.

Doc:
Aw, my face is no big whoop.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
This is what the poets meant when they said, "I'm hard as a dried worm right now".

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
It's a warning, I just know it!

Sheriff:
Cool your pud and just describe what this thing looked like. I'll draw.

Hurlan:
It was a thin column with these weight-bearing arches and a spiral of wires poking out of a...I guess it's a tooth attached to a crescent.

[Sheriff shows Hurlan the drawing of a random machine]

Sheriff:
Is this the general idea?

Hurlan:
That's exactly what I saw!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[after Hurlan got finish typewriting a story conversation with his typewriter]

Hurlan:
I can't even read. That was the most incredible story. We got to get it published.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hurlan:
Oh, that's one of them ding-dang-dang-bang-bang metaphors right there.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[Hurlan typing on the typewriter to a friend that he loves it]

Hurlan:
"I love you". Okay.

Typewriter:
I'm gonna pound your pussyass, queerbait.

Hurlan:
I'm being cyberbullied!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Meemaw:
Oh, why do you disturb me, boy? I'm busy!

Hurlan:
I don't know. I...I guess I'm lonely.

Meemaw:
Want a friend? [laughing]

[Meemaw turns into a typewriter]

Hurlan:
A computer!

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Sheriff:
I'm here to end Helen's cycle of abuse, even if I have to beat it out of her.

Doc:
Who's Hel -- Oh, Helen. She's not here no more.

Sheriff:
Don't cover for her! You stand in the way of my peace mission, you're gonna get popped!

[Doc flinches after Sheriff was about to punch him]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Doc:
As long as Sheriff never finds his real wife in my closet, I'll milk the man cow and drink his cream for free.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

[after Sheriff spends the time of his life fantasizing and whipping Hurshe who's originally The Reverend]

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Sheriff...just out of curiosity, and as a matter of insignificant small talk, what do people say about the Preacher behind his back again when he's not around? I forget.

Sheriff:
Come on. You know this! Now, everyone says Preacher's a sad, lonely deviant who'll suck anything that squirts, and eats floaters with a knife and fork.

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
They say that about me -- Him?

Sheriff:
Of course! Oh, why you crying, Hursh? I mean Psycho Mike?

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
[crying] Nothing. Just hit me.

Sheriff:
All right. Give me a minute to get hard.

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
You wouldn't say that stuff to Preacher's face!

Sheriff:
[scoffs] Bet I would!

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Well, I'll go get him! The next person to walk through this door will be Preacher again!

[as Hurshe cries all the way to the door closed, The Reverend comes back as his original self into the room while crying]

The Reverend:
[cries] Hurshe said that you had something to say to my face.

Sheriff:
Preacher, what happened to your face?!

The Reverend:
Helen. She hit me!

Sheriff:
THAT'S IT! Confront this bully! ...Soon as I get hard. [growls angrily as he ripped his own pants]

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Preacher 'taint' around. I always wanted to gobble some knob on his desk.

Sheriff:
Isn't that technically a sin?

The Reverend (as Hurshe):
Oh. Well, then, dole out the punishment. Hit me with this, and call me Psycho Mike.

Sheriff:
You're a special lady, Hur-- I mean...Psycho Mike.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

The Reverend:
Hey, Lord. Just checking in. Uh, I've left you a message every day for the last -- My whole life! Maybe you could get back to me! You know, I'm thinking about ending it all. I'm pretty lonely. Okay. Cool, man. Talk to you later. Bye.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Hambrosia:
[thinking] Where am I? I must have been knocked out. I probably tried more sick perversity against my poor husband, so he restrained me to protect me from my urges. Oh, what a sweet man.

The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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