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Boss Hoss:
Life began 13.7 billion years ago today, when a disgusting mutant crawled out of the primordial ooze and hollered, "I am God! And I don't care for queers"!

Hurlan:
HOT DOG!

Boss Hoss:
I posit the peak of the industrial revolution was the E-Z glide strip.

Hurlan:
Hot dog.

Boss Hoss:
[chuckling] And so we dropped the atom bomb on them, and they totally forgave us! [laughs] It was hilarious!

Hurlan:
[chinese accent] Oh, hot dog!

Boss Hoss:
The E-Z glide strip does all the work for you. It's like having a slave for your face. Only this slave won't rise up and hold a razor to your throat.

Hurlan:
Hot dog.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Boss Hoss:
Son, there are so many, many things as a father I feel I never got the chance to say to you. So the first thing I'm gonna teach you is what words are.

Boss Hoss:
Words are-- Well, like "Hot dog."

Hurlan:
Hahbuhrguh.

Boss Hoss:
No. Hot Dog.

Hurlan:
Hamburger.

Boss Hoss:
Hot dog.

Hurlan:
Hamburger.

Boss Hoss:
No, damn it. You got a lot to catch up on.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

The Reverend:
I'll leave you two alone.

[stands there in a long pause]

The Reverend:
[clears throat then coughs] Caveman, give me a tip.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[talks to Cutter the Vet]

Boss Hoss:
You have always been more than just a henchman to me. You are more like a hench-son. And so it thrills me to announce...I DON'T HAVE A SON! YOU'RE NOT MY SON! GET OUT!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[talks to Hambrosia]

Boss Hoss:
You're so intelligent for a woman. Some say you can even read my mind. [thinking] Some accuse you of being crazy. Not me. I am too afraid to say that.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[talks to Hurshe]

Boss Hoss:
I imagine I'm up in the afterlife lookin' down your dress right now. Mmm. Hurshe. I see myself in you, Hurshe, everytime I look at them nasty videos we made.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hurlan:
Hot dog!

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Boss Hoss:
In my salad days, I sold a spurt of my dressing to a sperm bank. You got to bust in there and burgle my spurgle back.

Hurlan:
No, I can't rob no bank, Daddy.

Boss Hoss:
Oh, you just need a shot of confidence. Go get my crack pipe out of the desk. You are about to smoke the most controlled substance on earth-- Pure, uncut blood of a black man. One hit will give you the jungle fever for stealing everything in sight.

[blows the crack pipe]

Boss Hoss:
Don't-- Ohhh! That was 5cc of teenage Detroit street thug you just blew away in its prime!

Boss Hoss:
So, how you plan to reparationate me for your crimes against inhumanity?

Hurlan:
I'm gonna score, daddy. I'm a-jonesin' for a-fix this.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hurlan:
And that's why I think we ought to get rid of the paper shredder. I tried to staple my junk back together, but--

Boss Hoss:
If your junk is bunk, it's the end of Heartshe spunk.

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Hambrosia:
Do you know where everyone is?

Young Meemaw:
Look. Right there.

[Hambrosia turns around seeing the same kid she sat in]

Young Meemaw:
She'll tell you.

[Hambrosia turns back where she sees Meemaw as an adult]

– The Heart, She Holler  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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