[Ricky is asleep in the Shitmobile, Bubbles knocks on the roof, waking Ricky up with a start]
Bubbles:
I want my kitty.
Ricky:
Fuck off, Bubbles! You gave me the cat!
Bubbles:
I didn't say you could keep him, and I don't want him living in a fuckin' car.
Ricky:
Bubbles, you got tons of cats. Let me keep him.
Bubbles:
He was a loaner. I loaned him to you.
Ricky:
Well, I need him. Look at my weed plants. One of them's dead.
Bubbles:
I don't give a flyin' fuck. I didn't. Never said you could keep him.
Ricky:
What the hell are you doing waking me up so early?
Bubbles:
No cat of mine's gonna live in a car. Julian!
[Julian storms out of his trailer]
Julian:
Will both of you guys shut up!
Bubbles:
Ricky won't give me my kitty!
Julian:
Ricky, give him his cat!
Ricky:
It's my cat now! He gave it to me!
Julian:
I don't care! Give him his cat!
[Ricky reaches into the back seat and grabs a potted plant]
Ricky:
Look. You see that? You know why it's dead? Because a squirrel peed in it! That's why I need the cat. He protects my weed plants! I got four plants left, guys. That's all I got left in my life. Please let me have one cat to protect my plants.
Bubbles:
Here's what I know, Ricky. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, ya own it. If it doesn't, ya don't own it. And if it doesn't, you're an asshole, just like you.
[Bubbles slams the door lock down so Ricky can't get out of the car]
Julian:
Stay in the car!
[ Julian grabs the cat carrier out of the back seat and gives it to Bubbles]
Julian:
Bubbles, take your cat! Get out of here! Ricky, you stay in the car!
[Ricky struggles to get the door open]
Ricky:
You let me out of this car right now!
[Ricky punches the car door repeatedly]
Julian:
CALM DOWN!
Ricky:
FUCKIN' LET ME OUT OF HERE! I WANT THAT CAT BACK! I NEED HIM!
Julian:
Bubbles, get out of here! Calm down, Ricky.
Ricky:
I just got woken up in the middle of a great dream and I'm pissed off!
