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[The Doctor finally gets in touch with Earth]

Jack:
Where the hell have you been?! Doctor, it's the Daleks!

Gwen:
He's a bit nice, I thought he'd be older.

Ianto:
He's not that young...

Torchwood, Series 4: Miracle Day  Show Quote

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Gwen:
Three thousand miles, and closing...but who are they?! [Jack's phone rings. He answers]

Jack:
Martha Jones, voice of a nightingale...Tell me you put something in my drink.

Martha:
No such luck. Have you heard from the Doctor?

Jack:
Not a word. Where are you?

Martha:
New York.

Jack:
Huh. Nice for some...

Martha:
I've been promoted; Medical Director on Project Indigo.

Jack:
Did you get that thing working?

Martha:
[surprised] Indigo's top secret, no one's supposed to know about that.

Jack:
I... met a soldier in a bar. [Ianto looks at him] Long story.

Ianto:
[sharply] When was that?

Jack:
[to Ianto, firmly] Strictly professional.

Gwen:
Fifteen hundred miles, boys, and accelerating. They're almost here.

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Jack:
Whoa! [pushes a filling cabinet off of him] What happened? Was it the Rift? [runs out of his office] Gwen? Ianto? You okay?

Ianto:
No broken bones. Slight loss of dignity. No change there, then.

Gwen:
The whole city must have felt that! All of South Wales!

Jack:
I'm gonna take a look outside! [leaves]

Ianto:
[looks at a computer screen, stunned] Little bit bigger than South Wales.

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Vera:
I want to see inside.

Colin:
It’s just storage.

Vera:
Every time I want to see anything, you turn me away. I’m here to inspect, so I am doing my job! [walks into a room full of abandoned patients] Storage... This is storage...

Colin:
It’s a tempory measure. We don’t have the staff, the money or the room.

Vera:
Oh my god... who are these people?!

Colin:
They’re the ones without insurance.

Vera:
Where are the nurses? Have they even been fed?! [to a patient] Excuse me... I’m sorry... But how long have you been here?

Category Two Patient:
Yesterday... They said we had to wait...

Colin:
These people are just pending... A glitch in the system.

Category One Patient:
Please... Help me.

Vera:
Holy shit! He’s wearing red! He’s got a red peg! But he can’t be, he’s conscious!

Colin:
So we made a mistake. Hundreds of patients, one mistake. That’s an excellent hit rate!

Vera:
But you made him Category One! He’s not One, he’s nowhere near One! Don’t you realise what happens when you make somebody One?!

Colin:
I think we should just step outside, we’re disturbing the patients.

Vera:
What else are you hiding? [walks into the next room] This place is stinking!

Colin:
America is in crisis! Someone has to take charge, and in this case, it’s me!

Vera:
So you think you’re doing a good job?!

Colin:
I’m under budget!

Vera:
You’re supposed to spend the money-! Oh, for God’s sake, that’s why this system is never going to work, because it’s always run by men like you!

Colin:
So, what are you going to do, report me?!

Vera:
I’m going do more than that! I’m going to have you prosecuted…

Colin:
Oh, you’re so full of it!

Vera:
You’re going to be prosecuted for causing harm to these people in your care, and you will be guilty as charged. I guarantee you’re going to jail, you stupid little man. I’m going see you inside a prison cell, you little coward.

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[during the roadworks, Jeremy is playing Margaret Thatcher's speeches on the loudspeaker]

Jeremy:
(voiceover) At 4 am, there were still 700 yards to go, and the men were flagging. So, I brought out the motivational big gun.

Margaret Thatcher:
(over loudspeakers) ...another winter of discontent.

Richard:
This is... Thatcher? To motivate the men?

Jeremy:
This is going well.

Thatcher:
(over loudspeakers) ...and I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.

James:
Yes! I like that one! (applauds)

Richard:
Don't, you'll encourage him!

Jeremy:
(voiceover) The chaps, however, were not Telegraph readers like James. So I promised them that the sooner they finished laying, the sooner I'd switch her off.

Top Gear, Series 9  Show Quote

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Richard:
We weren't trying to set records, I just wanted to go really, really fast.

Jeremy:
So you did 314 mph?

Richard:
Yeah.

Jeremy:
And you wanted to know what it was like to go really fast?

Richard:
Yeah.

Jeremy:
So you'd found out. Why didn't you just get into your car and go home?

[Richard looks sheepish]

Richard:
I don't know really. The thing is, that run that you just saw, that was at 5 o'clock, and we had the runway until 5:30, and... [general laughter]

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[Vegans' interview]

Laurie:
Our camel benefit was beautiful. And deserts are really hot. If we win the million, we're a launching a stop riding camels campaign.

Miles:
"Take hikes, not humps."

Laurie:
Or, we could call it something else.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Laurie & Ellody:
Cumin, cinnamon, paprika, saffron, ginger.

Ellody:
That was surprisingly elementary.

Laurie:
I know, right?

Don:
As more teams reach the spice kiosk, flight #3 has finally arrived in Morocco. They'll need to hurry if they hope to catch any of the teams already in search of the culinary.

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Don:
Morocco. Originally named Italy until it was discovered there already was an Italy. Home to scorchingly hot foods, as well as scorchingly hot deserts. Flight number one has just landed. Now the teams need to find the Don box, and collect their next travel tip.

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Chet:
[on the telephone] Your plan won't work, Mom. We're not gonna become friends, because Lorenzo is a poo-head, that's why! Can't you just divorce his dad?

Lorenzo:
Hey, is that my dad?

Chet:
No, my mom!

Lorenzo:
[swipes the telephone out of Chet's hand] DAD! YOU'VE GOTTA DIVORCE CHET'S MOM!!!

Chet:
Quit it!

[The Stepbrothers start fighting over the telephone]

Lorenzo:
Let go!

Chet:
MOM!

Lorenzo:
DAD!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Devin:
[shivering while freezing] This reminds me of, um, last winter when Shelley locked me out of the car for buying her the wrong kind of tea.

Carrie:
He got frost bite and nearly lost three toes over a tea? He deserves better than that. A rabid goat deserves better than that.

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Josee:
[in Icelandic] Vinsamegast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. [the local gives them their next tip] "Take the helicopter to Skaftafell National Park, and find the next Don box."

[The Ice Dancers board the helicopter while they wait]

Don:
The Ice Dancers have the lead, but now they'll have to wait. The helicopter will only depart once six teams are aboard.

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Sanders:
There's the Don box!

Vulk:
[gets a tip] It's an All-In. "Broken Icelandic Telephone?"

Don:
For this All-In, teams need to hold down the button on this speaker box to hear me say, "Please give me my next travel tip" in Icelandic, with perfect pronunciation. [presses the speaker button; through speaker, in Icelandic language] Vinsamelast gefðu mér mina travel ábending. Then they must run across the geothermal field of hot springs, and repeat the sentence to this Icelandic local. [exclaims in disgust to the dress] Sweet sister of ducks, what are you wearing? Say the sentence right, you get the next tip. Say it wrong, and you have to go all the way back to hear the sentence again.

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Don:
The geysers of Geysirskil are part of an active volcano field tucked under a skimpy 20 centimeter layer of selicious center. Whatever that is. Sounds dangerous though.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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[The Geniuses got eliminated because spent they too much time planning to build their Palace of Versailles sand sculpture of working on it, to the point that they failed to leave for Iceland by the time the next-furthest team reached the Chill Zone]

Don:
[riding a helicopter, calling to the Geniuses below] Ahoy, Geniuses! I'm afraid the other teams have reached the Chill Zone! You are out of the race! I'm in a helicopter! This is so cool! [flies off]

Ellody:
How ironic. Our strength in urban planning was also our downfall.

Mary:
That just proves how flawed this show is. But, we played our part.

Ellody:
I suppose geniuses aren't always as smart as they think.

[The Geniuses laugh hysterically while leaving the beach]

Mary:
You told a joke?

Ellody:
I did.

Mary:
Wonderful.

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Geoff and Brody:
Never…say…DIE!

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[The Geniuses finish writing their calculations on the sand to build a sand sculpture of the Palace of Versailles]

Ellody:
373,996 cubic yards, done. Now to build a perfect model with our data. [the wave washes over the sand, washing away their calculations] OUR DATA!!

Mary:
We'll have to wing it.

Ellody:
I never wing! [grips hold on Mary's shoulders; freaking out] I DON'T KNOW HOW!

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[Don penalizes Father & Son for 20 minutes due to Dwayne reading the travel tip while drowning]

Don:
Dwayne, Junior, you're the first to arrive at this Chill Zone.

Dwayne:
Ha-ha! Yes! We are the best.

Don:
Unfortunately, you broke a rule when you read the travel tip before reuniting with Junior on the beach.

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[As the Stepbrothers fight over who gets to drive the speedboat]

Lorenzo:
Fine! We'll switch every 12 seconds!

Chet:
One Mississippi, two Mississippi…

Lorenzo:
You're counting too fast!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Mickey:
Sanitizer?

Jay:
No need. I made a point of not touching anything. Juice?

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Don:
The teams have arrived, and the flights have been booked. Flight #1 will carry Father & Son, Best Friends, Daters, Police Cadets, Ice Dancers, and the Reality TV Pros. Flight #2 carries the Sisters, Vegans, Fashion Bloggers, Mom & Daughter, Rockers, and Geniuses. And Flight #3 has the LARPers, Goths, Surfer Dudes, Adversity Twins, Stepbrothers, and Tennis Rivals. Who will win the next jaunt in our race? Tune in next time to find out. The Ridonculous Race…is to be continued!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Carrie:
Zipline? I always wanted to do that!

Gerry:
Zipline? I never wanted to do that!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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Ellody:
Well that was illuminating. [interview] Based on the splatter, the wind velocity was 45 knots. Twenty more, and we'd be splattered.

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Kitty:
[enjoying the breezy wind] THIS IS SO COOL!

Emma:
Focus! This is life or death.

Kitty:
Come on, look at what we're doing, it's incredible! I feel so alive!

Emma:
Yeah. Make sure they put that quote on your gravestone.

Jen:
Promise me you'll never let go!

Tom:
NEVER! Can you believe people pay to do this?

Laurie:
We're doing this for you, Mother Earth! Don't kill us!

Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race  Show Quote

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