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Hacker: He’s got to learn to come to heel. He’s got to learn to 'co-operate'. Bernard: What do you mean 'co-operate'? Hacker: I mean obey my commands! That's what 'co-operate' means when you're Prime Minister. ... Bernard: Sir Humphrey's waiting to see you outside. Hacker: Send him in, at once! Bernard: Yes, Prime Minister. Your word is my 'co-operation'. – Yes, Minister, Series One (1986) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Sir Humphrey: Notwithstanding the fact that your proposal could conceivably encompass certain concomitant benefits of a marginal and peripheral relevance, there is a countervailing consideration of infinitely superior magnitude involving your personal complicity and corroborative malfeasance, with a consequence that the taint and stigma of your former associations and diversions could irredeemably and irretrievably invalidate your position and culminate in public revelations and recriminations of a profoundly embarrassing and ultimately indefensible character. Hacker: Perhaps I can have a précis of that? – Yes, Minister, Series One (1986) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hacker: The statistics are irrefutable... Sir Humphrey: Statistics? You can prove anything with statistics. Hacker: Even the truth. Sir Humphrey: Yes... No! – Yes, Minister, Series One (1986) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: I'd much rather fight evil than mud-wrestle some pig. Clay: Woah there, partner. This is not "some pig". All pigs are special in their own way. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: This is my HOME!? – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Grandmaster Dashi: Dojo, you look different. Kinda...chunky Dojo: Hey! That's muscle! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Old Raimundo: Omi! Use the Sands of Time! Make sure it never happens. Go! Dojo: Sands of Time! [Activates the Sands of Time to taking them back 1,500 years ago] Omi: [sobs] No. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Old Raimundo: Kimiko, take the Denshi Bunny and turn yourself into a electricity. Then, travel through the wires until you'll find the Wu vault where Jack keeps his Wu. I used the conch to the location. Old Kimiko: What's that? Oh, never mind. I'll look around to see where Jack keeps this Wu. [coughs] Denshi Bunny. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Old Raimundo: Guys, this is a test we've been waiting for. I'd say we breaking in the palace, and take back of Sands of Time. Old Clay: Oh, we're not exactly the lame mean rotten machine we'll will once more. Old Raimundo: First, you were never lean. And second, we're still Xiaolin warriors. We fought together once, and we can do it again. It's up to us now. The Shroud of Shadows! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: I fear I have ruined the future. Old Master Fung: Remember this young monk, the future can always be changed. Old Raimundo: Every once in a while, the old dude still spits out words of wisdom. But mostly he just spits. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: You know, if it weren't for Chase, we'd be so much further along in our fight against evil. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dojo: I have TENS all around! Omi: I suppose beating Jack in the most colorful manner is the tie-breaker! [all grin evilly at Jack as they converge on him] Jack: No, no! You can't! WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU?! [screaming as they attacking on him] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hannibal Bean: I see you've brought your kittens to do your fighting. Chase Young: [Referring to Wuya] And I see you've brought my housekeeper to do yours. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase Young: [To Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer)] You surprised me, Spicer. I'm rarely surprised, but never fooled. [Sniffs] By the way, love the perfume. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: [To Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer)] Yeah, you go girl-[shocked] boy. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): Mind Reader Conch! Chase Young: I locked away that foolish vegetable once, I'll do it again Hannibal Roy Bean: You cross the wrong Bean, when you cross Hannibal Roy Bean! [Throws a big chunk of rock] Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): Mind Reader Conch! Hannibal Roy Bean: That Chase has girly hair, a real warrior shaves his head like me. Chase Young: Hah! You could pour fertilizer on your head and nothing would grow! [smirking] Hannibal Roy Bean: ERRRRR! MOBY MORPHER! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio! Hannibal Roy Bean: I'll wager my Moby Morpher against your Conch and Chase's Serpent's Tail. Chase Young: I will fight without Shen Gong Wu. Kimiko (disguised as Jack Spicer): The game is Last To Drop Wins. [in unison with Hannibal and Chase] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Kimiko then shows Jack Spicer a video on her laptop] Omi (imitating Wuya): Do not underestimate Jack Spicer. Those bubble-bots are genius. Clay (imitating Chase Young): Spicer has taken his martial arts skills to a new level. Raimundo: [offscreen] Dojo, get out of that shot! Kimiko (imitating Hannibal Roy Bean): He is truly evil incoming. Jack Spicer: Yes! It is time to make my move. Dark Prince Jack-o is back on top-o! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Master Fung: Hannibal together with Wuya could mean the end of the world.. Raimundo: Where have I heard the before? Oh yeah! "PREVIOUSLY ON XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN"! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Hannibal Roy Bean: I hate to rain on your parade snowball, but I do not think so! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Omi: Well, too prove myself worthy of being your leader. I must solve of your elemental Shen Gong Wu. Raimundo: You did what!? Master Fung: Omi, that was most unwised. So much un-restrength power could lead to great dangers. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Raimundo: Whoa! My boom box is possessed! – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: That's brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? Hannibal Roy Bean: My guess, an extra chromosome. – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jack Spicer: Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer, Shadow Slicer. [Omi, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay dives at Jacks, but it was a Shadow Slicer hologram] Jack Spicer: Jack is on his game. Smell you later, losers! [laughing while he flies off with their Shen Gong Wu] – Xiaolin Showdown, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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