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King Orin: (to Kaldur) Batman has made me aware of your dilemma. I know from personal experience it can be difficult to live there and love here. Computer: Recognize Aquaman B06. King Orin: I am confident you will make the right choice, – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Kaldur'ahm: (to Tula) I am considering rejoining you at the Conservatory. Queen Mera: You realize - you left your studies - some time ago. Your sorcery skills have not kept pace. You will no longer be in Tula's class, or Garth's. Kaldur'ahm: (looks at Tula) Perhaps I will need a tutor. – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Tula: You look well, Kaldur. Garth: Yes, surface life agrees with you! Kaldur'ahm: You speak as if I have been gone for years. But it has only been... Tula & Garth: Two months! – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Mary West: You're a lucky lady, Iris. Our Wally certainly isn't that fast, not when it comes to clearing the table. Wally West: (from kitchen) Mom! Joan Garrick: Neither is my Jay, believe me. I know, I know, you're a retired speedster, and since it's your birthday, we won't argue. Barry Allen: Wally's fast enough when he wants to be. We're suddenly out of ice cream. Mary West: Wally! Wally West: Umm, Happy Birthday. – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
(later at Wayne manor Dick is upset that Bruce took Aqualad aside to talk with him privately in the backyard Bruce tosses him a basketball) Dick Grayson: What's this? Bruce Wayne: Training. Hand-eye coordination. Dick Grayson: One on one? Bruce Wayne: If you think you can handle it. – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
(parting words to Wally) Kent Nelson: Find your own little spitfire, one who won't let you get away with nothin'. – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
(back at the Cave the Helmet of Fate is now on a shelf) Artemis Crock: Wait, you're still claiming there's no such thing as magic? (scoffs) If that's how you feel, why keep it at all? Wally West: ...Souvenir. Artemis Crock: Geek! – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Wally West: Wait. What happened to you ascending? Seeing Inza? Kent Nelson: So you believe now, eh? Don't sweat it, kid. I'll spend a few millenia here then see Inza. That's the great thing about eternity, it's eternal. – Young Justice, Season 1 Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Adam enters the living room, holding a steering wheel] Valerie: Adam! How was the job at the car wash today, dear? Adam: It's not fair! You'd think they'd have promoted me! Valerie: Oh, no, what happened, dear? Adam: You see, there was this Mercedes with an electric sunroof. I accidentally pushed the button to open the sunroof just as it was going into the car wash. You think they'd realized I'd just shown them a way to clean the inside of the car as the same time of the outside. But, no, no... first they yell at me, then they fire me. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Alasdair is at the firing squad.] El Capitan: Ready... aim... [Alasdair sticks a card on El Capitan's back] Wait, wait. [To Alasdair] What'd you do? You put a sign on my back. Childish trick, you stuck a sign that probably says "Kick Me"? Alasdair: No. El Capitan: Alright, we'll find out. Amigos, [walks in front of Alasdair] the sign on my back, what does it say? [He turns around, revealing the card reads "FIRE".] Amigos: "Fire"! [El Capitan gets shot.] Alasdair: Shot in the back by his own firing squad. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Adam enters the living room] Valerie: Adam, how did the job at the fast food place go today, dear? Adam: It's not fair! You'd think they'd have promoted me! Valerie: Oh, no, what happened, dear? Adam: Well, you see, they kept yelling at me to serve the food faster, and I did. I served the food faster than anybody else did. Only trouble was it didn't get cooked first. Valerie: Oh, dear. Adam: You think they'd realize the money they could save by serving the hamburgers raw. But no, no... first they yell at me, then they fire me. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Adam enters the living room with a tire over his shoulder] Valerie: Oh, Adam, how did the part-time job at the parking garage go today, dear? Adam: It's not fair! You'd think they'd have promoted me! Valerie: Oh, what happened, Adam? Adam: Well, you see, I was driving this customer's Porsche into the garage to see how fast it would go. Only problem was, it ended up parked on top of another car. You think they'd realized I just showed them how to fit twice as many cars into the garage! But no, no... first they yell at me, then they fired me. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 7 (1986) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Christine: Oh, Lisa? Lisa: Yes, Moosie? Christine: How did you learn to act? Did you take acting lessons, or did you just kind of watch other actors? Lisa: I guess I learned by watching other actors. Christine: That's what I thought. You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do." – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[In an Opposite sketch, everyone but Lisa has been replaced by an animal.] Lisa: Just a second! Now how come everyone else is an animal except me? Alasdair: Well, Lisa, the production department could have made a mistake because you already look kind of like an animal with those hippo hips of yours. Lisa: Hippo hips? Alasdair, that just wasn't very nice. Alasdair: Lisa, remember, this is the opposites. I'm not supposed to be nice, chipmunk cheeks. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[The bedroom. Christine lifts her bed sheets and screams, waking up Lisa.] Christine: Yesterday, I put a frog in Alasdair's bed. Lisa: So? Christine: This morning he put a toad in mine and I put a lizard in his. Lisa: So? Christine: So take a look at what he did to get even! [She lifts it partially, and we hear growling. Lisa hides behind her covers.] – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Lisa: I can't believe Majorie! She copied all her answers off me! Christine: No! Lisa: Yes. But I got even with her. I wrote all the wrong answers down. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Justin is sitting on the front porch while loud music can be heard from inside. Alasdair enters.] Alasdair: Hey, what's up, Justin? Justin: My stupid sister and her stupid friends are having a stupid slumber party. They've taken over the whole house, I can't even get into my own room. Alasdair: It's pretty bad. I say you take revenge out on them, like putting itching powder in their sleeping bags. Justin: I would never do something as juvenile and mature as that. [Suddenly, we hear screaming and the girls run out of the house.] Justin: [laughing] Besides, frogs work much better! [Alasdair pulls a small frog out of his pocket and throws it at them.] – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Justin: Oh, sandwich again? Boring. What have you got? Alasdair: I got year old bread with green meat, sour milk, and frankfurter bits in green Jell-o. Justin: Oh, gross! Alasdair: Justin, never tell your mother she looks good in wrinkles. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Opposite sketch. Nasti the dungeonkeeper is chained in the dungeon.] Nasti: Okay, Alasdair, I guess you finally got your revenge. Alasdair: Not exactly. Maestro, if you please? [There is a brief piano scale, then...] Alasdair: [singing loudly and off-key] ONE MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, A MILLION BOTTLES OF BEER... Nasti: [as Alasdair continues to sing] What? 999,000? No, don't! Please! I can't stand it! It'll take forever! [moans] – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[The classroom. Justin is passing a note to Lisa.] Mr. Schidtler: Justin! Lisa! [he grabs the note] Passing little notes again. How many times have I warned you? Well, I'm gonna fix you two. I'm gonna read this little love note to the entire class. [Everyone else in the class cheers as Schidtler opens the note.] Mr. Schidtler: "Class dismissed." [The students cheer as they run out of the classroom and Schidtler protests against it.] – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Lisa: Christine, I could wring your stupid neck. Alasdair: What are you girls fighting about, anyway? Lisa: You'll never guess what she did at lunch yesterday. Alasdair: She took her milk [pours a milk carton down Alasdair's shirt] and poured it down my shirt like this. Christine: Oh, big deal! You know what she did? She took her Jell-O and [takes a handful of Jell-O and stuffs it in Alasdair's shirt pocket] first she put in my pocket [squishes the pocket] like that, and then she took some more and [takes another handful and smooshes it on Alasdair's shirt] smooshed in on my shirt like that, and then she smooshed it [takes a thid handful and smooshes it on Alasdair's shirt collar] on my neck! Lisa: Well, I was just trying to get even! [grabs a bottle of ketchup] Then you took your ketchup [squirts it on Alasdair's shirt] and squirted it all over me like this! Christine: Lisa... THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON [tears a sleeve off Alasdair's shirt] TO RIP THE SLEEVE OFF MY SHIRT! Alasdair: Now, girls, this is pointless. You have been friends much, much too long to fight. Now, truce? [He grabs the girls' hands and moves them together.] Alasdair: Come on, now make up. Truce? There. Lisa: Sorry. Christine: I'm sorry, too. It was my fault. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Announcer: "Rambo Shoots The Ayatollah" will not be seen at this time so that we can get our revenge on you by showing this special program. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 6 (1985) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
[Lance is angrily trying to assemble something.] Lance: Every Christmas Eve, it's the same thing, I can't put these things together! Valerie: I know, dear. Lance: I'm a senator, I'm not an engineer. Valerie: Well, let me see that, Lance. [Lance hands over the instruction sheet.] Well, maybe you're having trouble, dear, because you're using the Japanese instructions. Lance: Let me see that! [He grabs the sheet back.] I know. Valerie: Of course you did. Lance: I just happen to like a challenge, okay? Valerie: You bet. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984) Show Quote	added 8 months ago
Alasdair: Okay, it has 11 letters, it begins with S, and when-- Mr. Schidtler: Wait a minute, Alasdair. What are you doing? Alasdair: I'm giving my report, sir. Mr. Schidtler: Your assignment was to give me a review of A Christmas Carol. Alasdair: Well, that's right, and "Silent Night"'s my favorite Christmas carol. Mr. Schidtler: Not a Christmas carol, A Christmas Carol! By Charles Dickens! Alasdair: I've never heard of him, sir, but maybe if you sung a couple of lines, it might come back to me. – You Can't Do That on Television, Season 5 (1984) Show Quote	added 8 months ago

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