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Ataru:
(So, if I become class president, I'll make every girl in class mine!)

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cherry:
Samui! (Chilly!)

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Kuribayashi:
Kyō kara, anata wa keshigomuda! (Starting today, you're an eraser!)

Ataru:
Nade?! (Why?!)

Kuribayashi:
Kyō kara, anata wa moppuda! (Starting today, you're a mop!)

Ataru:
Naze?! (But why?!)

Kuribayashi:
Kyō kara, anata wa battoda! (Starting today, you're a bat!)

Ataru:
Dadoshdi..?! (Why..?!)

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Shutaro:
(We obtained it from the British Royal Family, who carefully guarded it.)

Perm:
(I see. Some people just have everything...)

Ataru:
(Maybe it's just been gathering dust, and won't work.)

– Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Alan:
Since you can't live without her [Berta], you big baby, I will go apologize and get her back.

Charlie:
Great!

Alan:
So, where does she live?

Charlie:
I don't know.

Alan:
Okay, what's her last name? [Charlie starts to think] Your entire life depends on this woman and you know nothing about her!

Charlie:
Wait!.... She took a bus!

Alan:
I stand corrected.

Charlie:
Oh! Oh! Uh....after she works here in the morning, she cleans some rockstar's house!

Alan:
Okay. What rockstar? Where?

Rose:
[knocks on the balcony door & replies] Steven Tyler from Aerosmith, 4456 Malibu Canyon Road.

Alan:
[to Rose] Thank you.

– Two and a Half Men, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Alan:
Charlie, miscellaneous cash expenses? What exactly is that?

Charlie:
I don't know, go see a movie, buy a hot dog, stuff like that.

Alan:
It was $80,000 last year!

Charlie:
Oh, that. That's women and gambling.

Alan:
Gone and gone.

Charlie:
Oh, great! Why don't I just shoot myself?

Alan:
You can't afford a gun.

– Two and a Half Men, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Alan:
Do you realize what this means?

Charlie:
Yes. I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman’s body. Or - and this is my new favorite, and the title of my autobiography - my mom and I slept with the same dude.

– Two and a Half Men, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Evelyn:
He certainly knows how to treat a woman.

Charlie:
He used to BE a woman!

– Two and a Half Men, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Evelyn:
And he knows what I like in bed.

Charlie:
He knows what I like in bed!

– Two and a Half Men, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ian:
He's on our side, isn't he?

Jessica:
There are no sides. Just people who help you and people who don't.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Wilson:
Bloody hell, you sound about 10.

Becky:
Close. He's 11.

Wilson:
What? Really? You said that you owned a Porsche and that your girlfriend was a super-model.

Grant:
Yeah, I've got ambitions.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Becky:
Right. Shall we wait for Jessica?

Wilson:
What for? I can break in.

Grant:
Yeah? Well I can break in, as well.

Becky:
Jesus Christ. Am I the only one who can't break into houses?

Wilson:
I'll teach you if you want.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ian:
Wilson, I work with computers, I know what I'm...

Wilson:
You're an IT consultant, Ian. If I want to know how to make a printer work, I'll let you know.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ian:
All right, I'll tell you what. I'll say it. I like you. There. I said it, it's out. So now you can punch me, or give me a Chinese burn, or just--just kick me in my balls.

Becky:
I reckon you'd like that.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Ian:
What difference does it make who Mr. Rabbit is?

Milner:
There's a story about how he got his name. He was in bed with a criminal underworld in Kwang Dong. But he was playing everyone off against each other. The Russians, CIA, the gangs. So the Americans got fed up, and they let a particularly nasty crime boss know that he was their man. The boss found him, dragged him off the street--right through the middle of a busy office block. They tortured him, and as a lesson to others, the boss carved his own name into this man's stomach. "Rabbit." Ever seen the Chinese character for "rabbit," Ian? Lots of lines, lots of cuts. Somehow he managed to get free and, despite being unarmed, he killed everyone in that room. Then he went back through the office block and killed everyone who'd seen him. By the time he was finished, 265 people on three continents had lost their lives and not a single living person knew his identity. That's who Mr. Rabbit is. He is the beating heart of all this. And if we can find his identity, it ends and you go home.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Geoff:
Michael, if you work with me, there's a really good chance that I can make your life wonderful. But if you work against me just one more time, I will make your life over.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Donaldson:
All I know is within the next few weeks, I was embroiled in a sex scandal. Professor Pervert, addicted to coke and prostitutes.

Michael:
Did--did they just set you up?

Donaldson:
Yeah! Well, no, I do like cocaine and prostitutes. But they didn't have to tell anyone.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Becky:
Well this is nice. Better than drunk shagging and angry shagging.

Ian:
Yeah. The shagging was nice.

Becky:
Problem for you, though, is how are you going to get in my knickers without me being drunk or angry?

Ian:
Well, I could try telling you that I like you. That I think a lot about your lips, your eyes, your smile. I could tell you that I know you're in the room even before I've seen you. And I could tell you that despite all this madness, murder, mayhem... there's a corner of my soul that feels like I'm coming alive because of you.

Becky:
Yeah, well that might do it.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Milner:
You lost the manuscript.

Ian:
How do you know?

Milner:
I'm a spy. It's sort of the point of what I do.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Becky:
So she kissed you. On the mouth. Did you kiss her back?

Ian:
She held a gun to my head.

Becky:
Do you enjoy it? Well, I suppose she's attractive. In a skinny bitch evil murderess kind of way.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Letts:
You know the person who had the greatest positive impact on the environment of this planet? Genghis Khan, because he massacred 40 million people. There was no one to farm the land, forests grew back, carbon was dragged out of the atmosphere. And had this monster not existed, there'd be another billion of us today, jostling for space on this dying planet.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Arby:
It's not easy, is it? Growing up without a childhood. I was brought up in an institution. My room was a cell, really. There was an air vent there. I drew pictures around it, faces to keep the Devil out. I was told I'm like this 'cause of early trauma. I disconnected. A beneficial side effect, I suppose.

Jessica:
I know this place.

Arby:
It was me. I killed Christos. I tied him to that tree. I broke arms and fingers, tore the skin from his body. And in the end, I opened his stomach, reached inside, and pulled out what was in my hand. I was 15 years old. But he didn't say one word. Didn't speak. Didn't say where you were. That's how much he loved you. I wanted you to know that you were loved, because I wasn't.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jessica:
Where did he put them? I want those pages and I want...

Becky:
I know! You want Mr. Rabbit. But going off and killing him isn't going to make your father any less of a cock than he was!

Jessica:
You psychoanalyzing me, Becky? We best pals now? You want to wear my lipstick?

Becky:
Shit. You're wearing makeup.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jessica:
We'll be outside. That's not to leave this room.

Becky:
Could say please.

Jessica:
Please, Becky, don't take the manuscript out of this room or I will rip your fucking head off.

– Utopia, Season 1  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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