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Prosecutor: Oh, for the love of God. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Judge: Just the defendant, please. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: My first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up and wipe that stupid fuckin' grin off his face because it's distraculating my case. Next I want to announce that Lahey and Randy have been drinkin' all fuckin' day, they're wasted out of their fuckin' minds and they're both assholes. And the testimony they gave was total fuckin' bullshit. I can prove it and show you what really fuckin' happened here. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bubbles: Hi, Linda. Linda: Hi, guys. Ricky: Hoy are you doing? What's going on? Linda: Too bad. Bubbles: Listen, can we talk to J-Roc for 1 minute? Linda: Yeah, he's in his room. He can stand the noise. I made some pancake. You want some, Bubbles? Bubbles: Yes, please. Put some butter onto it. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Linda: Jamie! Jamie, your friends are here! Jamie? Turn down that damn music! What can year thing. Come on, Jamie! (opens the door) J-Roc: Mom? Linda: Ga fuck! You know what I'm sayin'! J-Roc: (turns off the music) Turn that shit off, muthafucka! I was gettin' changed, you knowemsayin'?! I don't want that shit on TV! Bubbles: Turn that thing off, he's pullin' his goalie! Ricky: Turn off the fuckin' camera. What the fuck are you doing, J-Roc? J-Roc: I was gettin' changed, mothafucka! Ricky: Changed my ass, you fuckin'. J-Roc: You non-knockin' muthafuckas! Ricky: That was fucked. Bubbles: That was a bit fucked. J-Roc: It wasn't that fucked, you knowemsayin'? I was gettin' changed. What's goin' on? Julian: Listen man, I got some good news for ya... get cleaned up and meet me back at the flea market. J-Roc: A'ight. (pats Bubbles' shoulder with the hand he changed with) Peace, Bub. Bubbles: Don't touch me. J-Roc: You ma-fuckas ain't gonna tell nobody that I was gettin' changed, right? Bubbles: No! Christ, no. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Jim and Randy get out of the Fuckmobile] Jim: Julian, what the hell's this shit? Julian: Not breaking any rules here, Jim. Why don't you take your place on J-Roc's property? Ricky: So I guess you 2 can fuck off! Jim: Julian, I told you I didn't want any shit in Sunnyvale. You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered, double barreled shit machine gun and the barrel's pointed straight at your own hits! Randy: So like, the barrel of the gun's bent back? Jim: Let's go, Randy. If these boys want to play hardball. We can play hardball too. Ricky: You guys are fucked, you know that? (grabs Randy) Get the fuck in you car! Jim: Clean this up! Ricky: Get the fuck out of here! Jim: You keep your hands off him, Ricky! Ricky! Bubbles: Shit! In you go, fatty. Jim: The day of reckoning is at hand boy! [Jim revs the Fuckmobile and Ricky gives Jim and Randy the middle fingers] Ricky: Later, boys. Oh fu... Reverse, dumbass! Randy: Ricky! Ricky: You guys are so fuckin' stupid. (gives Jim and Randy the middle fingers again and Jim touches Ricky's left hand) Randy: Get this cleaned up. Bubbles: Nice daze out there. Nice getaway, Lahey. [Jim drives the Fuckmobile backwards and Ricky gives Jim and Randy the middle fingers again] – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: Helix was a wicked concert. Fuck, I sold a lot of dope at that concert. I mean, they had good lyrics like gimme an R-O-C-K and the crowd yells rock really loud. Now that's a fuckin' concert! Bubbles: I'm not giving anyone a fuckin' R. Ricky: Rush just don't do stuff like that. They got these lyrics about how trees are talking to each other and how different sides of your brain works, or outerspace bullshit. Bubbles: Gimme a fuckin' R. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: What the fuck are you guys doing here? You following us or something? Cory: Yeah, sorry I was following you, dude. But I have a brilliant idea, man. If we take dope and sell it at the Rush concert, we can sell it for double the price and make a ton of loot, man! It works every time. Can you hook us up? Ricky: That's a good idea, guys. I got a little bit of dope here for you. [Ricky feigns opening the glove box, then pulls out his hand with a middle finger raised and sticks it in Cory's face] Ricky: There's no fucking dope in town, you idiots! Trevor: Julian, you gotta be able to get some dope. We'll take the cruise money and double it up, man. We can do it! Julian: All right, boys. Here. Get us all some Rush tickets. [Julian gives Cory a handful of cash] Cory: Nice! Ricky: You sure about this? Julian: I want the change back too, boys. Don't fuck this up! Cory: That's cool. Julian: I think I can get us some dope, man. Ricky: Where the fuck are you gonna get dope? [Ricky walks up to a cop with a drug dog in a parking garage] Ricky: How's it goin'? You guys got a package for Cory and Trevor Lahey? [Another cop walks up, Ricky gives him money, the cop with the dog takes a big bag of pot out from under the dog's harness and hands it to Ricky] Ricky: Fuck, I hate buying dope from cops, man. They way overcharge every time. It doesn't even feel like a pound. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Bubbles: Julian, this isn't about the money, you know. Don't you guys ever think of the music? That's what this is about. Remember 'Closer To The Heart'? Remember how good the fuckin' concert was in 87? Ricky: That was awesome, man. Remember we got kicked out during 'I Like To Rock'? Then we wrecked the Dartmouth ferry? That was fuckin' wicked! Bubbles: That was fuckin' April Wine, Ricky, but that was a good fuckin' concert. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Ricky walks up to a hotel front desk with a beat up old guitar] Desk Attendant: Welcome to the Prince Elliot. Ricky: How's it goin'. I'm Alex Lifeson's personal guitar tech and I gotta take this up to his room right away. Can I have the key, please? [Ricky walks into room 2112 quietly and sneaks up on Alex shaving in the bathroom] Ricky: Most rock stars are supposed to be really approachable and really fun and easy to talk to, but for some reason, Alex wasn't. Ricky: I need four tickets to your concert right now. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Alex Lifeson: Look, look, I'm not a ticket agency, I'm sorry. I can't help you with the tickets. Ricky: You can't give me four tickets to your concert?! Alex Lifeson: I'm sorry. Ricky: He's just one of these guys that, 'Hey, I don't want to talk to anybody,' and 'I'm a big fancy rock star,' and 'You can't talk to me!' So, it pissed me off. [Ricky starts wrapping Alex up in duct tape] Alex Lifeson: Hang on a second, man! Hang on! [Ricky leads Alex down the hallway in his robe, duct-taped and ankle-cuffed] Ricky: Let's go. No fuckin' around here. You say a word about this and I'm gonna tell everyone you sexually assaulted me. Alex Lifeson: Come on, give me a break! Ricky: Come with me, just take it easy. We're just gonna go for a little ride. [They walk into the lobby] Ricky: Hotel Security! This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. I'm gonna escort him out of here! Desk Attendant: What's going on? Male prostitute? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Alex Lifeson: Where are we? Ricky: The fuckin' best trailer park in the goddamn world, right here. Good people, good friends, and we're gonna see a little show. Look, the first thing I want to do is to make it clear, this is not kidnapping, okay? Alex Lifeson: This is totally kidnapping. Ricky: This is not fuckin' kidnapping! Alex Lifeson: This is fuckin' totally kidnapping. Ricky: I'm borrowing you for a little bit to play a little concert back at the trailer park! Alex Lifeson: I don't do that kind of stuff! Ricky: Look, you're in a rock band! You should be used to this shit! Alex Lifeson: Can I tell you something? You're a fuckin' mental case! Ricky: What the fuck are you talkin' about? Alex Lifeson: You are crazy! Ricky: It's not my fault you're this big fuckin'. Alex Lifeson: You're gonna go to jail for a long time. Ricky: I'm not going to fuckin' jail, believe me. This isn't kidnapping. I'm borrowing you for a little bit, alright? Bubbles: Oh, no big deal at all. Ricky just went and. Stole a human being! Ricky: It's like a little rehearse Lee. Play a couple of songs then you can go back to your little dream world or wherever the fuck it is you do with yourself all the time, playin' your fuckin' big guitar in front of people. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Julian: Hey, buddy. Ricky: Julian! I came through, buddy! Where's Bubbles? Julian: He's at the vet. Don't tell me you got tickets... Ricky: I got better than tickets. Check this out. Julian: Ricky. Ricky. this. You're from Rush. Ricky: Yeah, it's Alex Lifeson. Alex, this is J... ah, Gored, uh, Downy. This is Alex. Hey, play I Like To Rock. Alex Lifeson: That's April Wine. Ricky: Well, play that Diane Sawyer song. Just fuckin' play somethin'. That's why you're here. [Alex Lifeson plays a song on the guitar] Julian: Ricky, what's he doing here? Ricky: I just borrowed him for a couple of hours from the hotel. Julian: You kidnapped him Ricky. Ricky: That's not kidnapping. Julian: You don't boro people. Ricky: It's totally cool man. We worked it all out. Julian: You were. Alright, can you stop playing this just for a second. Alright. he ya alright. I'm gonna untie you and you're not gonna call the police. He's just a big fan. He made a mistake. This isn't kidnapping. I'm sorry man. Like are we cool or what? Alex Lifeson: You untie me, you get me back to my hotel. It's no problem. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Julian walks Alex out to a cab] Julian: I'm sorry about all this shit, man. Alex Lifeson: OK. It's all right. Ricky: Fuck that! Don't even worry about him! [Julian pushes Ricky back while Alex tells the cab where to go] Ricky: Fuckin' shove me... Alex Lifeson: I'm going downtown. Ricky: You got enough money? Here's another dollar thirty-six there, dick tree. [Ricky throws the coins at his feet, Julian helps him pick them up] Alex Lifeson: I can't believe I'm picking this stuff up! Ricky: Just get the fuck out of here, would ya? He's kind of a dick. Julian: You fucked up big time. [Alex Lifeson gives Ricky the middle finger as the cab drives off and Ricky gives Alex Lifeson the middle finger] Julian: Ricky, Ricky, don't be giving him the finger. Ricky: He fuckin' started it. Julian: No, you fucked up big time this time, man. You wanna go back to jail? Because it looks like you do. Huh? Ricky: Julian, look. I fucked up and I'm sorry, alright? You got a better idea? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[The boys walk to a manhole wearing garbage bags] Ricky: This is fucked up, Julian. Julian: Look boys, I'm sorry, alright? The security's a little tight. This'll be fun man. Bubbles: This is not fuckin' fun, Julian! This is bullshit! Julian: You wanna see Rush, Bubbles? Bubbles: Yes, I wanna see Rush! Julian: Get down there. You want me to go next? Bubbles: Please. What if something gets me? Bubbles: Ah! Something licked me on the knee! Something licked me! [Julian lifts up a grate] Bubbles: We did it Julian. Was that the Alex Lifeson? Julian: Shh! Bubbles: That is him! Ricky: Shh! Alex Lifeson: Sorry, Randy? I got this t-shirt for you to wear tonight on stage during the guitar changes. Randy: No thanks, Alex. I don't wear shirts. Alex Lifeson: Oh, no. You gotta wear a shirt. Please. Randy: Never do. Jim: Randy doesn't wear shirts, Mr. Lifeson. That's just the way it is. Alex Lifeson: Well, Mr. Lahey, maybe you can talk him into wearing this shirt. Jim: He doesn't wear shirts, not even in the winter time. [Notices Ricky, Julian and Bubbles walking towards them] Jim: How did you idiots get in here?! Bubbles: Hi, Alex. Ricky: Don't worry about it, Lahey. Hey, I know this guy! Randy: How's this shit? Bubbles: See this, Randy? When somebody like Alex Lifeson gives you a fuckin' t-shirt to put on, you're puttin' the fuckin' thing on. I don't care if you don't wear shirts. Randy: I don't wear a frig! [Bubbles attempts to put the t-shirt on Randy] Jim: Randy doesn't wear shirts! [Bubbles struggles to get Randy to wear the t-shirt while the other try to pry him off] Jim: [To the security guards] Take the garbage downtown, boys. [The guards drag the boys away] Donny: WHAT IN THE FUCK?! [The boys get out of the cab] Bubbles: This is fucked! Ricky: Fuckin' believe we gotta go down the same! Julian: Boys, it wasn't that bad. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Alex is in his dressing room, playing Red Barchetta] Ricky: What the fuck are you doing wearing my clothes? Alex Lifeson: Oh, not this asshole again! What are you doing with my clothes?! (to Julian) I thought we had a deal here! No cops? Ricky: Just give me back my fuckin' clothes. [Randy walks into the room and sees Ricky, Julian and Bubbles] Randy: Alex, we're on in four... Alex Lifeson: Oh, great. Randy: I'm friggin' tellin'! [Randy runs out of the room] Ricky: You fuckin' asshole! Randy: Mr. Lahey! Bubbles, Julian and Ricky snuck back in! Ricky: Fuckin' dicks... Alex Lifeson: Guys, please. Gimme a break, here. I gotta get back on stage, I gotta get out of these stupid track pants and into my clothes right now! Ricky: What the fuck's wrong with track pants? – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jim: Yeah, Julian? Jim Lahey here. Yeah, Public Idiot No. 1 has gone one step too far. We're in the eye of a shiticane here, Julian. Ricky: (attempts to take the phone out of Jim's hand) Give me the fuckin' phone. Jim: Ricky is a low-shit system. (Ricky takes the phone out of Jim's hand) Ricky: Julian, this is Ricky. Lahey's snooping around my fuckin'- Ah, this fuckin' thing. (throws the phone) – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Julian: Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike. You're probably on drugs or confused or something like you usually are. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jim: Julian, I'm collecting paperwork and when I get enough, I can evict anyone in this park. You, Ricky, even little Bubbles here. And you know why? Cuz you all signed on the dotted line. I'm watching you, Julian. Like a shit hawk. Like a shit hawk. Come on, Randy. Bubbles: Julian, what's a shit hawk? Some kind of a shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop onto ya or somethin'? Julian: Bubbles, shit hawks don't exist, okay? He's just drunk. Don't listen to him. Bubbles: Well, can he boot us out of the park like he said he could? Julian: No, he's just being a dick. Listen, man. There's no way this operation's gonna draw heat, okay? I promise you that. Everything's gonna be cool. Just keep up the good work, man. Don't worry about him. Bubbles: Yeah, everything'll be cool. Just like it's cool every other time you promised me and you go back to jail and I'm left here by myself with shit hawks flyin' around, shit ropes comin' after me. Shitty this and shitty that. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: What in the fuck? Are you dressed up like a bumblebee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones? Jim: It's none of your goddamn business, Ricky. If you must know, Randy and I were rehearsing for a play for the Blandford Recreation Centre next Thursday. Randy: No! Mr. Lahey, we weren't rehearsing for a play. Jim: We were practicing, Randy. Randy: It's not Halloween, we're not doing community theatre. Jim: Randy. Randy: We're consenting adults. And what we do in the privacy of our own home is. Is fine, Mr. Lahey. Jim: Randy, please. Randy: And I don't care. I don't care if the whole world knows that we like to dress up, that we like to have some fun. And that, we're a couple. Hey everybody! We're gay! Ricky: (shocked) What? Randy: Say it, Mr. Lahey. It feels great. Jim: Alright Randy. We'll do it your way. Everybody. I'm gay. [The camera leans to a shocked Bubbles, who awkwardly turns away] – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: What's wrong, sweetie? Trinity: You're always in jail for Christmas. Ricky: I'm gonna do my best to stay out of jail this year. That what the cruise all about. We're gonna go on the cruise instead of go to jail. I'll tell you what. I got a great idea. Why don't we have Christmas today? Trinity: Really? Ricky: To make up for all the Christmases I was in jail drunk. We'll have real presents and everything. Trinity: Cool! Ricky: (Gets out of the paddle boat) Come on out. [Trinity also gets out of the paddle boat and Ricky throws a glass bottle and a bag into the lake] Trinity: You're allowed doing that! That's littering! (Cuts to Ricky sitting on his car) Ricky: I've notice that if you throw something into a water. Body like a lake or an ocean that the next day you come back and it's gone. So somehow it takes it away and filters it through and just cleans it up like a garbage compactor or whatever. So it's not really littering if you ask me. (Cuts back to Ricky hanging out with Trinity) Ricky: That's fine. The water's gonna wash it all away, sweetie. Aw shit! We're gonna have to borrow a tire from somebody, Trin. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Ricky: The fastest way to get money is steal a bank machine. It doesn't take rocket appliances to realize. All you gotta do is take a fuckin' chain, hook it up to the truck and yank the fuckin' back machine out of the store. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cory: Hey, everybody! How you doin'! This is my friend Mr. Gun! My special guest Smith and Wesson says get your ass down and give some quarters! This is a stick up, real deal, real gun, full cooperation and no one gets done! Yeah! So listen to me cuz that's what I say when I rock hip uh... Trevor: Stop fuckin' robin, man. This is a real thing. Cory: Down please miss. Down. Down. Alright, you just keep doin' what you're doin'. You're cool, that's alright. Tall boy, get down! Don't make me fuckin' get up there! Trevor: Come on, we want your change. Cory: Down! Trevor: Give us your change now. Cory: Dude, just take the fuckin' quarters! Trevor: Please get on the ground! Aw, man. Look at these little things of detergent. (Trevor takes the detergent) We should take some of these too. Cory: Thank you very much. Thank you. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Ricky is honking his horn] Bubbles: Thanks for the milk shake, Julian. It's delicious. Heh heh heh heh. Ricky: HIGH! IN DRUNK! AS FUCK! DRUNK AS FUCK!! (Throws a glass bottle at Julian's car) Julian: Is that Ricky? Bubbles: I Would say it is, Julian. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Jim: My god! It's Ricky! [Ricky smashes the Boom Gate] Jim: Yeah, we got a 10 72 at the Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Thank you very much. Well Ricky, it looks like you shit goose this time. Ricky: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck your gay. Jim: Willful destruction of property, theft under a thousand dollars, trespassing, dangerous driving. You're goin' back to jail, boy. Ricky: Good. Did you call the cops yet? Jim: Yeah I did. Ricky: Good. I want to go back to jail. Jim: You wanna go. Ricky: Hey, Trin. Trinity: Hi. Ricky: Where did you get this rim? Trinity: I borrowed it, daddy. Just like you taught me to. Merry Christmas. Ricky: Like I taught you to? What do you mean? Jim: Apples don't fall far from the tree. Do they, Rick? Ricky: Lahey, I got a lot to deal with before I go back to jail. I don't have time for your shit right now so fuck off. Jim: Speaking of shit, Rick, which you were. When a shit apple falls from a tree and grows up in a field of shit. It doesn't have any choice. Just like Trinity. She's gonna grow up to be a shit apple tree. Just like her father. Have fun in jail, Rick. Trinity: I wanna go to jail. Ricky: Trinity, don't ever say that again. Okay? Don't joke around. Trinity: I wanna go to jail. Jail, jail, jail, jail. Ricky: Trinity, stop it! I'm serious. Don't ever joke about that. You're never going to jail, okay? Jim: Oh yes she is, Rick. Ricky: No she's not, Lahey. So fuck off. – Trailer Park Boys, Season 3 (2003) Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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