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Coco: Ooh, maybe it's Carl. Oh, gross, its my mother. (answers phone) What?! No, Mom, he hasn't called. That's right, Mom. I'm gonna grow old and die alone. Chase: Wow, you have a horrible dorm adviser. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Coco: Oh, God! What is that? Quinn: We're really sorry. Zoey: But we gotta go start our homework. Coco: I just don't understand guys. First, they tell you that they love you. Then, they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and, man, I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT?! (Coco keeps sobbing.) Oh, man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth. Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust) – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Coco: I can't believe he dumped me over the phone! Zoey: But he always dumps you over the phone. Lola: Yeah, like every three weeks! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Quinn: Why is our dorm adviser rolling on the ground? Lola: Coco! Are you okay? Coco: Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete. Zoey: Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming) Lola: I think Carl broke up with her again. Quinn: Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco) Coco: No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away) My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone) – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dustin: Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane? Quinn: I could fix a real airplane! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: I just don't understand why they call it "a pair of pants". Logan: Why not? Chase: Because a pair means two, like a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants? Michael: Because, man, you would sound stupid if you were like, "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!" – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Carl: Coco! Coco: Carl? Carl: What are you doing with another man! Coco: You dumped me! Carl: And that gives you the right to date other men?! Coco: Yeah, kinda! Logan: Wow, this is great! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Coco: You're guys... Am I... Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentine's Day with a pretzel from a gas station?! Chase: We're just teenagers! Michael: And I don't even like pretzels... Logan: You're just a mess! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Logan: Then why did you make me do all that ridiculious stuff? Quinn: 'Cause you called me a spaz. I don't like being called a spaz. Never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Logan': Is that a real chicken? Quinn: It was a real chicken. – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: He said, "This is Rebecca, my girlfriend". Lola: You sure he said, "Girlfriend'? Quinn: Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'Grillfriend'? Zoey: Grillfriend? Quinn: Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors... – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Michael: So, you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway? Chase: Yep... Michael: Harsh! Chase: Yeah, it wasn't the most comfortable moment of my life. Logan: So what did you say?... – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: Oh, yeah. They were kissing. Lola: Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing? Zoey: Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth... – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Michael: So, Zoey just walked right in? Chase: Right in. Michael: She should have knocked first. Chase: Yeah, that would have been nice. Michael: And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?... – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: What's up with all the items? Zoey: Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while. Chase: Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: In love with me?! Chase?! Lola: (sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dustin: (breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing! Logan: (exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see... Michael: (also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed... Dustin: Why don't you just flip a coin? – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Zoey: Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules. Lola: Yeah, like? No poison chemicals... Zoey: No nuclear experiments... Lola: No genetic mutations... Zoey: No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo] Lola: And...no that! Zoey: Whatever that is... Quinn: Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun? – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Michael: Did you tell Zoey yet? Chase: Not yet. Michael: Man, when you gonna tell her? Chase: Soon. Michael: You better. Chase: I'm gonna tell her. Logan: Tell who what? Michael: You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall] – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lola: I'm gonna trick Logan into losing so we don't have to listen to these guys talk like idiots anymore. Michael: Hey! Lola called we the plural of idiot. Chase: I...am offended. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Logan: Did Quinn just walk past here with an alpaca? Zoey: Yeah, she sure did. Logan: Weird. Nicole: Okay, did Michael just run by here wearing a bikini top? Lola: And a hula skirt? Chase: Uh-huh. Logan: He did. Zoey: Weirder. – Zoey 101, Season 2 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Lola: Ginny, come here! Ginny: What's up? Lola: 'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank. Ginny: Chase... Lola: Thanks for playing! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Chase: We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other! Logan: No! Michael: Oh, I'm about to kill him though! – Zoey 101, Season 3 Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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