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Elmyra:
Why, Monty, what's the matter?

Monty:
You're what's the matter! You're a complete waste of space! You have a personality that rivals spore mold! On the evolutionary chart, you rank someplace between head cheese and toaster ovens. You're a cruise to nowhere! A null! A void! A 0!

Elmyra:
Just what are trying to say?

Monty:
[growls] I don't like you! Read my lips! I...DON'T...LIKE...YOU!

[Crushed, Elmyra shatters to pieces, then sweeps herself into a dustpan]

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Babs:
So you never learned to dance, huh?

Buster:
What can I say? I'm a trendsetter!

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Fifi La Fume:
Crepe suzette! Bugs Bunny eez doing Buster's dance!

Shirley the Loon:
Like, I had no idea Buster was so totally cool!

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Fifi La Fume:
Sacre pew! Can you do something with my hair?

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Hamton J. Pig:
Sometimes a guy gets real shy when he asks out a girl that he likes [gulp] ehh, know what I mean Fifi?

Fifi La Fume:
Hmph! I think ze whole idea of proms and dates eez a lot of sexist, outdated, how-you-say, hooey!

Hamton J. Pig:
Gosh, that's too bad, Fifi. I was kinda hoping you'd be my date. Oh, well.

Fifi La Fume:
Bless you, mon petite bacon of pig! I thought no one would ask me! [kisses]

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Buster:
This is ridculous. We've been waiting in line for an hour to have dinner. Why don't we go to Weenie Burger like we always do?

Hamton:
But Buster, this is the most exclusive restaurant in Acme Acres. I've been dying to eat here!

Buster:
[his tummy rumbles very loudly] You probably will die, of starvation.

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Fifi:
Ooh la la! Mon petite, skunk hunk! Beware my leetle chocolate croissant! Fifi eez going to cover you up!

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Fifi La Fume:
Alone again! Poor, poor Fifi! No one loves you! Le boo! Le hoo! Le boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

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Fifi La Fume:
Zere are many fish een ze sea, but you are zee only one for me!

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Fifi La Fume:
Leettle boys are such children!

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Fifi La Fume:
Oh, my totally awesome beau, you are like ripe brie in my arms!

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Fifi La Fume:
If looks could kill, you would not be feeling so well, eh?

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Buster:
Hey! Where’s Babs?

Plucky:
I don’t know.

Babs:
[Does a Tarzan yell as she swings by using Furrball’s fur as a vine] I can’t help myself. [chuckles]

Plucky:
That was unnecessary.

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Plucky [as the Toxic Revenger]:
Thanks to The Toxic Revenger, friend of the little guy, once again the World is a late safer. [The rumble forms a mountain which shows off the Presidents, one of which has his face] And a whole lot prettier! [He runs off in victory, dancing as he joins his swamp friends]

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[Babs dresses herself to look like Plucky.]

Plucky:
Who do you think you are?!

Babs:
My name is Plucky Duck.

Plucky:
My name is Plucky Duck!

Shirley:
Déjà vu! It's to tell the truth!

Babs:
I'm Plucky Duck!

Plucky:
I'm Plucky Duck!

Babs:
No, I am, and I'm a silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland!

Plucky:
I'm the silly green duck with the ego the size of Cleveland!

Babs:
You're right!

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Babs:
So let's give 'em the magic chant!

Buster:
There once was a girl from Nantucket...

Babs:
Not that chant

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Fowlmouth:
Aw dadgum it! I spilt some [bleep bleep] milk all over my [bleep bleep] feathers!

Buster:
Did I say little problem?

Fowlmouth:
I mean if I had a nickel for every [bleep bleep] time I spilt some on my clothes I'd be a rich [bleep bleep bleep] guy! [bleep bleep]! I don't believe this [bleep]! What?! I [bleep] don't believe it! I got my [bleep] lunch all soggy and... [burps] Pardon me.

Buster:
Fowlmouth swears so much his beak has been declared a toxic waste dump.

Fowlmouth:
Aw [bleep] Buster. Look what I did. [bleep bleep]. Now Shirley will never [bleep bleep] give me the time of day.

Buster:
Uh uh. Not until you clean up your mouth.

Fowlmouth:
I [bleep bleep] just got to ask her to the dance this Saturday.

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Fowlmouth:
Listen ears, I'm [bleep bleep] in love! I got to get Shirley to be my lovebird! Help me, will ya? WILL YA?

Buster:
That's my weak spot. Venerable poultry.

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Buster:
Golly gosh Buster? F.M. you just said 3 whole sentences without swearing!

Fowlmouth:
Sure. There's little kids here ya know. What, do you think I'm crude or something?

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Sylvester:
[to Furrball] Bring back a mouse and your portrait will hang with the great ones. Better yet, make it a mouse sandwich. I missed lunch.

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Shirley:
[while fingering his chin causing to float] "Ahh, you're sweet, but I already promised Plucky I'd go with him."

[Just after she says it, Fowlmouth falls back to the ground upon hearing]

Fowlmouth:
[Taken aback] "Plucky?!"

[The camera cuts back to Buster and the Babies]

Buster:
[Flabbergasted] "Plucky?!

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Bugs:
[to Buster] By the way. I love your show! [to audience] Eh, Warner Bros. paid me to say that.

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Fifi La Fume:
Zis grape juice has a full body, no?

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Elmyra:
[in sing-song voice] I'm going to get my bunny! I'm going to get my bunny!

Calamity Coyote:
Shhhh!

[Buster takes a carrot from Calamity's trap but it does not work]

Elmyra:
It didn't work! Your fancy smanchy trap didn't work! [throws basket of carrots in Calamity's mouth] It didn't work, and why didn't it work?!

Calamity Coyote:
Uh oh.

[Calamity spits the carrots out of his mouth]

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