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[Ani is forced to take a sexual harassment seminar]

Counselor:
Detective Bezzarides, how do you feel about your actions?

Detective:
[to Ani] Can I just ask, what the fuck are you doing here? I mean, who wouldn't want her sexually harassing you, am I right?

Counselor:
See, right there. That kind of thing could be considered inappropriate.

Detective:
What? It's a compliment.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
It's alright, it's alright. I understand. Uh, I dunno. I mean, what can I say? [deadpan] I just really like big dicks. It's not just length. Everybody's always talking length, and it's fine, but it's girth, too. I wanna have trouble handcuffing the thing.

Counselor:
Uh... I'm not sure... that might be taken...

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
What? I thought you wanted me to share.

Detective:
Hey man, let her share!

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Elliot Bezzarides:
[upon Ani and Ray getting up to leave] Excuse me. You have one of the largest auras I've ever seen. Green and black. It's been taking up this whole room. I just...I had to say something. You must have had hundreds of lives.

Ray Velcoro:
I don't think I could handle another one.

[Outside of the Panticapaeum Institute]

Ray Velcoro:
What do you think "green and black" means?

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
I don’t know... you’re a mood ring?

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Jordan Semyon:
Here's an idea - let's be one of those couples that fights a lot. That's a fucking great idea.

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Athena Bezzarides:
[of her and Ani's mother] I have this memory of her, in the sand.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
Big dresses.

Athena Bezzarides:
Yeah. Polishing that driftwood 'til it shined like steel or something.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
I lost her in the light. Light off the water.

Athena Bezzarides:
Why do these memories stay so vivid? I can't even remember stuff from last week.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
Those moments, they stare back at you. You don't remember them, they remember you. Turn around, there they are, staring.

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Paul Woodrugh:
I just don't know how to be out there in the world, man.

Ray Velcoro:
Look out that window. Look at me. Nobody does.

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Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
Talk to me like that again, you’re going to need a little baggie to carry your teeth home

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Doctor:
May I ask, how much do you drink in a week?

Ray Velcoro:
All I can.

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Frank Semyon:
What's with the water?

Ray Velcoro:
Booze tends to take the edge off. I wanna stay angry.

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Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
I'm commanding officer of this detail. You call me when you got something.

Ray Velcoro:
Well, I got shot. That's something. I found our murder scene. That's something else.

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Antigone "Ani" Bezzerides:
The fundamental difference between the sexes is that one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.

Ray Velcoro:
Well, just so you know, I support feminism, mostly by having body image issues.

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Ray Velcoro:
What’s with all the knives?

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
Could you do this job if everyone you encountered could physically overpower you? Forget police work, no man could walk around like that without going nuts.

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Ray Velcoro:
[about e-cigarettes] I tried one of those once. Felt like it was smoking me. Maybe it’s just a little too close to sucking a robot’s dick. I dunno.

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Ray Velcoro:
Somebody was looking for something. Explains the torture.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzarides:
Maybe. [glancing at Caspere's pornographic art] Guy thought about fucking a lot.

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Ray Velcoro:
Sometimes, a good beating provokes personal growth.

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Frank Semyon:
How’d a water stain get there?

[Camera cuts up to two brown stains on the ceiling above Frank.]

Frank Semyon:
It rained maybe twice this last year. It’s like everything’s papier-mache.

Jordan Semyon:
Stop thinking.

Frank Semyon:
I don’t like being on a ledge.

Jordan Semyon:
Nobody gets rich on their own money.

Frank Semyon:
I never really knew what to do with it. Money.

[Camera cuts to show the outside of Frank’s house.]

Frank Semyon:
I see that about myself.

Jordan Semyon:
You always said you want lots of land.

Frank Semyon:
Yes, but you need children to leave it to. It’s never really yours. You don’t take it with you.

Jordan Semyon:
You don’t take anything with you.

Frank Semyon:
Just yourself. Whatever that was.

Jordan Semyon:
I’ve worked my whole life. Same as you. And not being poor is better than the opposite.

Frank Semyon:
My old man back in Chicago, when I was a kid… [laughs] He used to lock me in the basement when he’d go on a bender. Usually last the night. Let me out the next day. Thought he was keeping me safe, I guess. This one time, I was six - he puts me down there. I wake up and it’s locked. It had happened before. Anyways, so I guess he ended up arrested, I guess.

Jordan Semyon:
God, baby.

Frank Semyon:
Well, by the second morning I was out of food. The third day the light bulb burnt out. Pitch black in there. That’s when the rats started coming out. I dozed off and I felt a thing nibbling my finger. I woke up, it was, you know, chewing my finger.

Jordan Semyon:
What did you do?

Frank Semyon:
I grabbed it in the dark with my hands, I started smashing. And I just kept smashing it until it was nothing but goo in my hands. Two more days I was in there. In the dark. 'Til my dad comes home.

Jordan Semyon:
Sometimes I wonder how many things you have like that. That I don’t know about.

Frank Semyon:
Ever since, I wondered: what if he never comes home? What if I’m still in that basement in the dark? What if I died there? That’s what that reminds me of.

Jordan Semyon:
What?

Frank Semyon:
The water stain. Something’s trying to tell me that it’s all paper-mache. Something’s telling me to wake up, like… like I’m not real. Like I’m only dreaming.

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Frank Semyon:
A good woman mitigates our baser tendencies.

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[Velcoro beats up the father of Aspen Conroy, a boy who bullies his son]

Aspen Conroy:
Stop!

Ray Velcoro:
Stop? Stop? I thought that got you off, kid, seeing people in pain. If you ever bully or hurt anybody again, I'll come back and butt-fuck your father with your mom's headless corpse on this goddamn lawn. Twelve years old, my ass. Fuck. You.

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Ray Velcoro:
I used - I used to want to be an astronaut. But astronauts don't even go to the moon anymore.

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Eliot Bezzerides:
I am not comfortable imposing my will on anyone and I haven't been since 1978.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzerides:
Not even to stop them walking into a river.

Eliot Bezzerides:
Yes, not even then. And if your mother's flair for drama had been more present in her acting, she might have gone on to great things. [pause] These totems, they watch over departed spirits. I've always felt your mother among them.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzerides:
You won't even own it a little.

Eliot Bezzerides:
She abandoned the two of you, I didn't. You should spend less time in a state of resistance making up problems for yourself.

Antigone "Ani" Bezzerides:
What does that mean?

Eliot Bezzerides:
A failed marriage, a few relationships, you're angry at the entire world and men in particular out of a false sense of entitlement for something you never received. Your entire personality is an extended criticism of my values. Meant, I'm sure, to compel me into engagement through argument. Do you even like what you do? Or is it just a reflexive urge toward authority out of defiance?

Antigone "Ani" Bezzerides:
Talk to your daughter, prick. Help her.

Eliot Bezzerides:
I just did.

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Rust Cohle:
People out here, they don't even know the outside world exists. Might as well be living on the fucking Moon.

Marty Hart:
There's all kinds of ghettos in the world.

Rust Cohle:
It's all one ghetto man, giant gutter in outer space.

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Marty Hart:
You know, I've seen all the different types. We all fit a certain category - the bully, the charmer, the, uh, surrogate dad, the man possessed by ungovernable rage, the brain - and any of those types could be a good detective, and any of those types could be an incompetent shitheel.

Maynard Gilbough:
Which type were you?

Marty Hart:
Oh, just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick.

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Marty Hart:
There can be a burden in authority, in vigilance, like a father's burden. It was too much for some men. A smart guy who's steady is hard to find. I was all right, better than some, but, you know, I knew how to talk to people, and I was steady. Rust - now his Texas files were classified or redacted, and he wasn't big on talking except when you wanted him to shut up, but he was smart.

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Eric:
[about going with Sookie to save Jessica] Oh sweetie, don't be a fool.

Jason:
If I wanna be a fool, then I will be a fool. That is my God-given right as an American.

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Rust Cohle:
I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist.

Marty Hart:
Okay, what's that mean?

Rust Cohle:
It means I'm bad at parties.

Marty Hart:
Let me tell you, you ain't great outside of parties either.

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