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Adult Sheldon:
The good news was most of our neighborhood was spared. The bad news: my mother thought she had something to do with it.

– Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
There is someone. And it's me.

– Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
If they get married, we have doubled the number of smart people in our family.

– Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

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Mary:
Your dog left a dead squirrel in our living room!

– Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
Dr. Sturgis, welcome.

Dr. John Sturgis:
Thank you, Sheldon.

– Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
I do believe there was subtext there. Did you pick up on it?

Meemaw:
Yeah.

– Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
Oh, Meemaw, no.

Mary:
Hey, who are you calling?

Sheldon:
Dr. Sturgis.

Mary:
Why?

Sheldon:
I saw Meemaw get in the car with Mr. Rosenbloom.

Mary:
(distorted voice) No...

Adult Sheldon:
I don't know if it really happened this way, but to my 9-year-old mind, my mother was flying.

– Young Sheldon, Season 1  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon:
I also had extraordinary hearing. During dinner, I could tune out the cacophony of chewing, slurping, chewing, cutlery scraping against plates, chewing, and my father's heavy breathing as he wrestled with a ketchup bottle. But tonight, there was one sound I couldn't tune out.

– Young Sheldon, Season 2  Show Quote

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Meemaw:
The magic continues.

– Young Sheldon, Season 2  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
Of all the tests one takes in school, my favorite was the midterm. Finals weren't bad, but they also meant summer was approaching. I don't believe in religion, but sunshine, picnics and pool parties are proof hell exists.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
Sundays were not my favorite day. In fact, the only light at the end of the tunnel was the wry musings of Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes. Noise is sound you don't want to hear. And of course, one person's sound is another person's noise.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
In physics, potential energy is a fascinating topic. Objects like springs store energy when they're coiled, waiting to unleash their full potential and soar to the heavens. Would you look at me go! Even in toy form, I'm shooting for the stars. While the potential energy of an object can be measured in absolutes, human potential remains more elusive. Sometimes, people seem to have all the potential in the world, but for some reason stay stuck to the ground.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
I've always had a curious affinity for Laundromats. Perhaps it's the rows of mechanical devices dedicated to a cleaner world. Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation of spinning clothes on their sudsy journey to a fluffy, stain-free future.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
In astronomy, a syzygy is a rare event when three or more celestial bodies line up. You may also know it as the stars aligning, which was probably coined by someone who couldn't spell "syzygy." If you want to win Scrabble, remember this bad boy. My father's idea of the stars aligning was having the house completely to himself. I was at school, Missy was at a friend's, Georgie was working, and my mother was on her way to a church retreat.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
When children reach adolescence, - a cascade of hormones are released - causing mood swings, impulsive behavior and an unbelievable amount of eye rolling.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
Engineering has a rich and storied history, dating back to ancient times. Some consider it the single most important field of study... Okay, w-wha no.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
Son, I'll learn your name if you make it to midterms. Right now, you're just a number to me.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
You're just a cog in the machine.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Dale:
Time! Cooper! Time! Cooper, what is the problem? The ball isn't going where it's supposed to.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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George Cooper Sr.:
I'm just dating this girl, and she's a little older than me.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
I even had my own bathroom, which gave me the perfect place to store my impressive collection of sunscreens and bug repellents. However, one thing I would never get used to was college students' love of blasting rock and roll music.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
Scientific rivalries are a fact of life. When two competing scientists work on a project, it can devolve into an intellectual boxing match. Over the years, there's been a few classic heavyweight bouts. Newton and Leibniz. Tesla and Edison. And in a lesser-known but equally brutal bout Linkletter versus Sturgis, The Tussle with No Muscle.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Adult Sheldon (VO):
I was learning to enjoy the perks of university life, including a dorm to study and nap in. And since this was college, I was even allowed to have girls in my room.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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Sheldon:
I was right in the middle of rebuilding Medford's team, but now, I'm ready for a new challenge.

– Young Sheldon, Season 5  Show Quote

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