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Jack Spicer:
H-hey, hey! H-how'd you get all the way over here when...I...left you...over there?

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Clay:
How do you manage to win every game?

Omi:
That is most simple: I cheat. [they all look at him] No, no, I am a betrayer when I say I cheat.

Raimundo:
How do we know that you're not betraying us now, Omi?

Omi:
[seriously] Because, Raimundo, you are all my friends, and I could never betray my friends. [Laughs, knocking his head at the table] Ha ha ha, I have mastered deception! Let's play again!

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Katnappé:
Four monks down and one whiny geek to go.

Jack:
I'M NOT WHINY!

Katnappé:
Woozy Shooter!

Jack:
Reversing Mirror!

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Omi:
I knew you would twice-cross me! So I twice-crossed you first!

Raimundo:
That's double-crossed, but I think we get the idea.

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Omi:
Oh, thank you, Master Fung. I promise I will not let you up.

Master Fung:
Down.

Omi:
In every direction.

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Jermaine:
[After Jack gets the Manchurian Musca] Yo, Omi, you must be trippin'.

Omi:
I am not taking a trip!

Jermaine:
Your hotdogging cost us a Shen Gong Wu!

Omi:
Are you saying it is BECAUSE OF ME?!

Jermaine:
I'm saying, some poser may need a refresher course on how to be a Xiaolin warrior.

Omi:
A refresher course!? I should be TEACHING the refresher course!

Jermaine:
Man, you got an ego bigger than that dome of yours.

Omi:
Nothing is bigger than my dome! And I thank you to leave my dome OUT OF IT!

Jermaine:
Can you believe this guy man?

Dojo:
Hey, there are three things I've learned not to talk about. Religion, politics and Omi's head.

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Dojo:
No winner!? What a rip-off! You wouldn't see this in the old days!

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Dojo:
Boys and girls, let me tell you a story about these two dragon buddies. Always seen together, like peas and carrots.

Raimundo:
Is this story gonna be long or short?

Dojo:
It'll take as long as it takes!

Clay and Kimiko:
Long story.

Dojo:
One day, they have this spot. Angry wicked words were exchanged. Words? That could never taking back. And when it was old...these two friends...would never...speak..again. [sobs] It's funny. But I know even remember what the fight was about. [pause] Oh, wait. Now I remember. Chuck wanted to borrow my yo-yo. My favorite yo-yo. The treasure family yo-yo! I politely told Chuck know. But didn't live it that. NO! He snacked to my room and too many away! And then...he lost it. LOST IT! Well, they played dumb. Never set a word. Until one night I caught a talking asleep! The only time that scoundrel couldn't tell them truth! And he's gone. GOOD RIDDANCE TO YO-YO THIEF! [spits on Clay's dinner]

Clay:
Dojo, why'd you spittin' my food?

Dojo:
Oh. Sorry.

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Omi:
I order you to spill your internal organs right now!

Jack:
[screamed] What kind of sick people are you!?

Raimundo:
I think he means spill your guts.

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Jack:
Hey, I want my stuff back.

Tubbimura:
No, I will keep everything.

Jack:
Think again, bubba. I press enter and doggy breath is a UFM. Unidentified flying Muffinface!

Tubbimura:
No! Not my Muffinface! Ok, ok, I will return your stuff.

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Jack:
Worm-Bots, get your worm-butts back in line!

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Master Fung:
[As the temple collapses] Remember, the fate of the world rests with you!

Raimundo:
Is it me or does the fate of the world rest with us a lot?

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Jack:
What do you think the spiders want with us?

Raimundo:
Dude, we're in their web. Take a guess.

Jack:
[Understanding] I DON'T WANT A SPIDER TO EAT ME!

Clay:
Chill, evil partner! Spiders don't eat people! They desiccate you, suck out all your fluids until nothing is left. [Clay dried up and the others staring at him] What? Can't a cowboy have a hobby?

Jack:
I don't want to be...what he said!

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Omi:
Hurry, everyone! Take my hand!

Jack:
I have a better idea! I'll take the Golden Tiger Claws!

Kimiko:
Jack, you jerk!

Jack:
Too late, Xiaolin has-been!

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Clay:
Get a move on! They're gaining on us!

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Dojo:
I tell you. You should a seen me in action. Those spiders will think twice before messing with this dragon, again! Bada bing. [chuckles] AAAAHHHHHH!

Raimundo:
[Laughs] Dojo, you should a seen yourself!

Kimiko:
Rai, that wasn't very nice.

Raimundo:
[scoffs] How can anyone be so afraid of a spider?

[A spider sits on Raimundo's shoulder. Raimundo screams, and hides behind baskets. Kimiko & Dojo laugh]

Dojo:
What a pansy!

Omi:
Tongue of Saiping! Thank you for your assistance, my small friend. [he gives a high-five on a spider]

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Dojo:
We got a category 5 Wu alert. The Ying Yo-Yo just revealed itself.

Master Fung:
The Ying Yo-Yo is one of the lesser-known. Shen Gong Wu. It acts as a portal to the Ying-Yang World- a parallel universe with laws of its own. One must remain cautious. Its powers are not fully understood.

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Kimiko:
I was hoping we'd all rise together.

Omi:
[Looking sad] Aw, me too. [Then looking happy] That is why I will work extra hard teaching you until that day comes when you too are ready to become Wudai Warriors.

Clay:
Whoa, partner, and what makes you so sure YOU'RE the chosen one?

Omi:
[Laughing] Is it not obvious? Who else is it going to be? Raimundo?

[Raimundo's head turns red and inflates while his hair starts to burn. Clay removes his hat, revealing a glass of water and he pours it on Raimundo's head. Raimundo gives Clay a thumbs-up.]

Omi:
I am sorry. I was not laughing at you but with you.

Raimundo:
I'm not laughing.

Kimiko:
Here's a wild thought. Maybe it's me.

Omi:
But you are a girl. [The others gasp] AAAAH!

[Chaos ensues, ending with Omi beaten up on the floor]

Raimundo:
[Wincing] Nyah...

Kimiko:
And your point?

Omi:
Nothing, I like girls. [He passes out]

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Omi:
Jack Spicer! I order you to surrender at once!

Jack Spicer:
Aw, of course I will surrender...BOBBLEHEAD!

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Dojo:
Very interesting... it says here that Alexander The Great had seven toes on one foot and three on the other.

Raimundo:
What about Omi?

Dojo:
Well, I'm pretty sure he has five on each. But I've never taken a closer look.

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[Omi is stuck to a cactus]

Kimiko:
Omi! Are you okay?

Omi:
[cringing] I have a thousand needles in my backside! WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

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Blind Old Man:
[As he's being kidnapped] Hey! Who is that? Where am I? I need to use the bathroom.

Wuya:
[To Jack] What about the treasure chest?

Guardian:
What?! That's disgusting! [Pauses] You- you were talking to me?

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Jack:
[Doing a crossword] What's a four-letter word for idiot?

Wuya:
Jack.

Jack:
Perfect!

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Raimundo:
She's not your mom, she's a robot!

Omi:
[shocked] A robot!?

[The Xiaolin monks furiously turn to Jack Spicer]

Jack:
[gesturing to Wuya and Hannibal; cowering fearfully] Hey, they made me do it. They made build all other robots. Hannibal Bean then used the Moby Morpher to make my robots look like your relatives. If you had any.

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