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The show was created by J. Allen Griz. Executive Producers are:
J. Allen Griz, Brayne Varner and Corby Tender.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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The episode opens to a typical 1980s sitcom format. Tim and Eric are singing the lyrics to the show. They are as follows:
"Life is strange, You don't need a woman to tell you, And though we fly on the wings of change, You know we're together for good."

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Tim Heidecker:
...Alright, you're comin'.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Eric Wareheim (Leans close to Tim's ear) :
I'M NOT GONNA WEAR MY BIG AFRICAN HAT TO YOUR PARTY!

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Eric Wareheim:
Ihopeidon'twearthat bigafricannnhaaaiii?

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Tim Heidecker:
I hope you don't wear that bigafric'n haaaaaii.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Tim Heidecker:
Rick Wareheimer wears a straw hat at home in his house - he goes outside without the hat, but if you seem in his house he does wear a small straw hat.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Tim Heidecker:
Premium? More like CREAMULUM.

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Eric Wareheim:
"You know what, Tim, there's already a site e-zoos.biz....I'm sorry."

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Dr. Steve Brule:
(inebriated) That's our Show! (pulls cloth off the table, spilling all of the wine)

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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Mr. Henderson:
"Hear that Carol? No one wants to do ya, you're a waste."

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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Jeff Goldblum:
(Advertising for the Jeffgoldbluman Group) It's a sizzler. Please watch.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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Molly:
This is magnificent, James.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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David Cross :
(as James, creator of PussyDoodles): Why thank you, Molly.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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Molly:
Love what you've done with the colors-

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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James [covering Molly's mouth with his hand]:
SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell anyone. It's just my Pussy-Dooo'les.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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Cinco Voiceover:
If D'ump detects a Bear in the area, it just shuts down!

[Two young boys stare at their D'ump contraption for an estranged period of time. D'ump is entirely unresponsive.]

Boy:
DAD! BEAR!

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 2  Show Quote

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Eric Wareheim [pointing at a naked baby picture of Tim]:
..Hey, Who's this?

Tim Heidecker [Blushing a bit]:
Yeah, well that's my mom. So-

Eric Wareheim:
Yeah, but what's this. [Points at Tim's small wiener in the picture]

Tim Heidecker [Glowing Red]:
...That's my Penis.

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Eric Wareheim:
For one thing, Tim was an average sized man.

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Eric:
I do this every night with your son.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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Eric:
Because kids do not like jazz-

Tim:
Nor should they

Tim:
ONE TWO THREE FAYY

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 3  Show Quote

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Mr. Henderson:
Ya blew it.

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 3  Show Quote

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Jim Heckler:
You've been bonged! Penis

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 3  Show Quote

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Tim Heidecker [Driving van, talking via Phone]:
Pack up your things, Buddy. We're goin' on a lil' road Trip.

Eric Wareheim [Smiling]:
Road Trip.

Tim Heidecker:
Mhm Heh heh, Road trip!

Eric Wareheim:
Road Trip!

Tim Heidecker[Screaming]:
ROAD TRIP!

Eric Wareheim:
Roooaadd trip! [Packs his Suitcase] Reewdtraap! Reewdtraaap! Rooooaaaaddd Triiiiip!

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 4  Show Quote

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