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Omi:
And so our grand quest begins. Follow me, TO VICTORY! [From off-screen] I have no idea where I'm going.

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added 9 months ago

[Raimundo turns off the game Omi is playing and Omi starts crying]

Omi:
YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL! [to the game] Po-chi are you in there?!Can you hear the sound of my voice?!

[Raimundo laughs and Kimiko punches him]

Kimiko:
Don't mess with the monk!

Raimundo:
[Grimacing] Girl, you hit hard!

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added 9 months ago

Raimundo:
It’s a what now?

Dojo:
A Xiaolin Showdown. It’s what happens when two warriors reach a stalemate over a Shen Gong Wu. Two words: Freak-y.

Omi:
Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager my Two-Ton Tunic against your Mantis Flip Coin. Whoever reaches the last stone first wins the Eye of Dashi. And the other Shen Gong Wu as well.

Wuya:
Accept the challenge. Accept it!

Jack:
I accept your challenge, Omi.

Omi:
Let’s go! Xiaolin Showdown!

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added 9 months ago

Dojo:
That’s a Xiaolin Showdown for ya. Always keeps you guessing. Gong Yi Tanpai! That means “go”.

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added 9 months ago

Raimundo:
I can't believe something that small could put up such a big fight!

Omi:
[grabbing Raimundo's shirt] What! I am not that small!

Kimiko:
I think he was talking about Sibini.

Omi:
Oh, yes! He is very small.

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added 9 months ago

Raimundo:
Everybody ready to go kick some Jack Spicer's butt?

Clay:
Does it bull like that snort?

Kimiko:
Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself.

Omi:
Uhh...I have some scroll to study right now.

Raimundo:
What?

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added 9 months ago

Chase Young:
It will be up to you Dojo. Your stay here can be a pleasant or an unpleasant experience.

Dojo:
[Quickly] I choose pleasant, how about pleasant, pleasant would be nice.

Chase Young:
I thought you might.

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added 9 months ago

Wuya:
Whoever possesses the Monsoon Sandels will have legs that can stretch for miles!

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added 9 months ago

Dojo:
You know, I can still fit into the same swimming trunks I wore 1500 years ago!

Kimiko:
[giggles] You mean your old toga?

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added 9 months ago

Omi:
Dojo, are you alright?

Dojo:
[Annoyed] I'm sitting in a pot of soup, what do you think?!

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added 9 months ago

Wuya:
What are you doing!?

Jack:
Do you have to sneak up on me all the time?

Wuya:
Would you prefer I did this?! [she flies through Jack's face]

Jack:
Whatever you do, PLEASE? Don't do that.

Wuya:
You're here looking for Chase Young.

Jack:
Could it be that one certain disembodied floating headed is getting...jealous?

Wuya:
Don't be ridiculous! [laughs] What's so special about Chase Young anyway?

Jack:
He's only the world's most skill master of Tai Chi. You know that's how you get to be a best. Hanging with the best.

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added 9 months ago

Master Fung:
For centuries, the mischievous spirit Sibini was trapped inside the Mosaic Scale.

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added 9 months ago

Dojo:
Come on, kid, we gotta burn rubber! The Monarch Wings has revealed itself.

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added 9 months ago

Master Fung:
Most disturbing. They have taken the Mosaic Scale. It is most unpredicatable Shen Gong Wu that can be used to create mischief.

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added 9 months ago

Raimundo:
Hey, Omi, everything cool?

Omi:
Yes, Raimundo. I believe everything is the correct temperature.

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added 9 months ago

Omi:
You made your bed, Spicer. Now you'll have to eat it!

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added 9 months ago

Jack Spicer:
I'm an artiste, I communicate with my feet.

Wuya:
If I had feet I'd communicate all over you.

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added 9 months ago

Jack:
I ask for knife-throwing lessons, mom sends me figure-skating. "You never know when it'll come in handy!" Now I feel kinda a bad for making a robot out of her juicer.

Dojo:
That Spicer kid sure has nice form.

Clay:
Whoo! Look there, a triple Salchow! [The others stare at him] What? Cowboys can't like figure-skating?

Raimundo:
Come on, Omi. Just because you're built like a hockey puck doesn't mean you have to skate like one!

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added 9 months ago

Raimundo:
Jake Spicer. Maybe we can warmed up by having a good ol' fashion butt kicking contest!

Jack Spicer:
[nervously smiled] Hey,..guys, I..I know what you're thinking.

Kimiko:
You couldn't possibly! Are you being screaming of little girl of screaming of yours!

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added 9 months ago

Dude-Bot:
Just because we are mortal enemies, does that mean we can't be friends?

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added 9 months ago

Jack:
He's wrecking my lair. Do you know how hard it is to come by a decent lair these days?

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added 9 months ago

Dojo:
Hey, gang, got a live one incoming. It's the Shen Gong Wu called the Lunar Locket. Whoever possesses it, can control the phases of the moon.

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added 9 months ago

Jack:
[playing with the Lunar Locket Wu] Look at me! I'm the ruler of the moon. Watch! Look at it dance. Whoo-hoo! This is so awesome!

Wuya:
Stop playing with the moon, Jack. It isn't a toy.

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added 9 months ago

Jack:
[Flying away] Don't worry Xiaolin Losers! I'll thank you in my acceptance speech! [laughs]

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added 9 months ago

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