Bubbles:
I remember Halloween 1977 like it was yesterday. I remember everything about that night.
Ricky:
Well, I didn't even smoke dope back in '77, so I can tell you exactly what happened on Halloween.
Julian:
I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly.
Ricky:
We dressed up as people from Star Wars and I remember Julian copied off me. I don't even remember what I dressed up as. Luke Skywalker or Dark Vader or something but Julian copied off me. Bubbles was the gold guy, I remember that.
Bubbles:
Had my C-3P0 outfit on. I remember the way the moon was gleamin' off the gold. I just wanted to get candy and Julian was on the liquor. I mean, we were only kids but he was still drivin' liquor into him.
Julian:
Then we see Lahey coming home. He just got off duty. Parked his car, got out. Ricky decides he wants to fuck over his cop car.
Ricky:
Bubbles or Julian, I can't remember which one, it was probably Julian but I think it was Bubbles, said 'let's go mess around with his cop car over here'.
Bubbles:
Julian had the idea, he wanted to get into some 'mischief', I remember is what he called it. And he wanted to go push Lahey's car, put it out of gear and see where it would roll to.
Ricky:
They put the car out of gear and started pushing it.
Bubbles:
Put it out of gear and off it went and it picked up way more speed than they thought it would and it crashed right into a fuckin' trailer. I remember thinking, "Oh my God. Now we did it".
Ricky:
And Lahey, he was a cop back then, it was his car, he ran out. All he wanted was to take Julian's liquor cause Julian was drinking big time back then. Julian fought him for it, liquor went up, got spilled all over Lahey and his uniform. He finally got the liquor, got back to his car and was trying to get car unstuck from the trailer in reverse and liquor spilled all over his crotch.
Julian:
Next thing you know, George Green shows up, he was Lahey's partner.
Ricky:
He's the stupidest cop there is and he thought Lahey was drunk, pissed himself. It did look like he was drunk and pissed himself, but he wasn't drunk. I don't think he even pissed himself at all, so it was a misunderstanding.
Bubbles:
He started saying, "Now listen, George, this isn't what it looks like", and George told him he was drunk and as they started arguing all that did is make Lahey look more drunk and crazy than he actually was back then. And next thing, Lahey's under arrest and it was our fault.
Ricky:
It came down to two choices and Lahey, well, he resigned. I just can't believe that Julian and Bubbles, they- they ruined Mr. Lahey's life.
Julian:
He lost his career, he lost his marriage, went down the tubes and he lost his mind.
Bubbles:
Mr. Lahey used to be nice back then and we turned him into a drunk, crazy lunatic.
