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Ken's wife: Does this dress make me look fat? Ken: When you're too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn. – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: Oh, my dad always sugarcoats the truth, kinda the way a stray lawn dart sugarcoats your drunken uncle's neck at the family picnic. – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Erin: Isn't there something you always wanted from your dad? Titus: A "do not resuscitate" order? – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: "To: Titus, From Dad". My dad's a new man. He learned that forgiveness is better than hate and vengeance. Next year, we'll teach him that heart attacks are not like women: you just can't keep having them. – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: Erin never does things halfway. You should see her eat ribs. She's like a dingo with a baby. – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: Being a superhero is hard work. You have to wear those rubber tights in the summer when it's hot. Ehh. You have to hide who you really are by pretending you're the caring, supportive boyfriend. You have to make sure that no one discovers the true identity of... Your-Dream-Is-Stupid Man! – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: "Losing builds character." You know who said that? A loser. – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Amy: I don't want you here! Erin: Amy, we've invited all your friends. It's gonna be a party! Amy: It's gonna be a "Look, Amy lives in garbage!" party. Titus: Exactly. It's got a theme. Amy (sarcastically): My popularity will soar. (to Erin): Maybe I'll even make head cheerleader like you, Aunt Erin, and peak at 17. Titus (defensively): Hey, have a little respect for someone who went out of their way to get you a lice comb. – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus (after Amy's mom, Kim, passes out face-first into the cake): Well, Amy, make a wish and blow out your mom's hair. – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: (opening narration) Normal people who grow up with compassion never amount to anything. They're the ones who end up gluing those little dots on the highway, or putting glue on the dots for the guy who glues dots on the highway. But screwed-up people who weren't coddled or raised with compassion? Ho-ho! We get stuff done. Sure, we feel a little alone and abandoned, but we're (choked up) very happy. Why can't you love me, Daddy?! – Titus, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: Okay, Dad's not good at marriage, so I don't want him sitting next to...anybody. Erin's parents, gotta keep them separated. Marriage will make people do funny things, like suffer through 35 years of mutual hate and soul-torturing pain that can never be erased. (whispers): They're Catholic. [...] Okay, put Dave next to Erin's sister...no, that's a drug deal waiting to happen. We have Michael, Erin's brother...oh, great, now I have to invite cops. – Titus, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Ken (introducing Tommy to a bartender): Tommy, I want you to meet Clyde. He knows how to squeeze a ball. – Titus, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: Don't screw Erin over. Because she hangs onto everything. She's exactly like Buddha. You know, if Buddha was vengeful, angry and laid down a whole lot of whoop-ass. So, the other Buddha. – Titus, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: Hey, guys, you know you're out in public. In front of people. Bumping nipples! – Titus, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: When I was seven, I watched One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest with my mom. When Jack Nicholson was strapped to the table getting electroshock treatment, my mom burst into tears. She said it reminded her of her life. (chokes up): And I was stunned...because I didn't know my mom had been nominated for an Oscar. – Titus, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Titus: How many massacres have started off with "Surprise!"? Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. (breaks down crying): My uncle's 50th birthday...I WAS THERE, MAN! (wailing): How many more have to die?! – Titus, Season 2 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Five-Year-Old Titus: Dad, Teacher said we can be anything we wanted to be. Ken: She wasn't talking to you, son. Now, go in the backyard and practice digging some holes. – Titus, Season 1 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Babs: [is lost in New York] They'll make a TV movie out of this starring Eve Plumb! 'Babs: Portrait of a Teenage Toon'! – Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Narrator: [about Elmyra] Although the diver is alone in the bottom, all of our ancestors partake in this death-defying risk. [The full version of I Could Choke On A Grape plays as the screen transitions to Fifi relaxing on the deck of the Calliope as Plucky fans her and Hamton feeds her grapes] Skunk Goddess: [to the audience] I could choke on a grape. – Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
[Babs is wearing a hooded cape like Little Red Riding Hood, as she carries a pile of logs along with her] Babs: [to the audience] Okay, okay. So, I have big feet. Sue me. – Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Plucky: [as BatDuck] I feel pretty. – Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Batduck's Answering Machine: Batduck here / Please don't have a cow / But I can't come to the phone right now – Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Babs: Thanks for rescuing me. [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger] You're my knight in shining armor. Buster: Did you really mean all that stuff about your better half? Babs: [normal voice] Let me show ya. [goes to kiss Buster on the lips, but she and Buster catch a glimpse at the audience] Sorry, kids, this is private. [pulls down a black screen over the screen, and they are heard kissing] Plucky Duck: Say, Shirl, give you any ideas? [gets kicked through the black screen] Feel free to change the channel. – Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago
Plucky: [gets hit by an anvil] Ah...That actually felt...good... – Tiny Toon Adventures, Season 3 Show Quote	added 9 months ago

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