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Mr. Moseby:
Well your track record does speak for itself.

London:
Ooh. You were in track? I tried that once. But then they put little fences in front of me and I kept tripping. Plus, the other girls wouldn't wait for me.

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Carey:
Mr. Moseby, don't you have an all-access card that opens every door in this hotel?

Mr. Moseby:
Yes, but I'm afraid I left it at home.

Carey:
Here, use Zack's.

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London:
Zack! I can't sleep. I need my white noise machine.

Zack:
And you're telling me this because...?

London:
Sound like a tropical rain forest!

Zack:
[makes tropical sounds]

London:
Too apeman. Make wave sounds!

Zack:
Woosh! Woosh!

London:
More... French Riviera.

Zack:
Le woosh! Le crash!

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Cody:
Zack, keep London in the bath.

Zack:
Great. I'll go grab my snorkel.

Cody:
Nice try, dork-el.

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Arwin:
Carey, wait. Aren't you gonna read a bedtime story? Mother always reads me a story.

Zack:
Yeah, Mom used to read us stories too. Then we turned six.

Arwin:
You're never too old for a classic. [takes out a book]

Carey:
The Little Engineer That Could. Ahh, let me guess. It's about a hotel engineer that thought he couldn't fix something and then he can.

Arwin:
You saw the movie!

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Carey:
Arwin, don't you want to take a break and... go home?

Arwin:
No, I should really stay and fix this.

Carey:
But it wasn't broken when you got here.

Arwin:
[yanks out cord from under sink] It is now!

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Cody:
We should invite him to dinner. It'll make him feel better.

Carey:
Well I do have enough wheatloaf to go around.

Cody:
Wheatloaf? We want him to cheer up, not throw up.

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Nia:
You know, London, I've been dumped before-

London:
Oh, there's a shock. But I'm not like you. I've never been the dumpee. I've always been the dumper.

Nia:
One more crack and you're gonna be in the dumpster.

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Carey:
Here, sing this [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do re me fa so la ti doh ♪

London:
How am I supposed to remember all that?

Carey:
Well... you could...uh, think of things that remind you of each note. [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do ♪

London:
Ooh, that's easy! Dough means money!

Carey:
♪ Re, me ♪

London:
Ooh. Yay, me! [claps]

Carey:
♪ Fa, so ♪

London:
If something's far, I say "So?" because I have a private jet.

Carey:
♪ La ♪

London:
"Law" is something you get to break if you're rich.

Carey:
♪ Ti ♪

London:
My favorite vowel!

Carey:
♪ Do ♪

London:
Yay! More money!

Carey:
'Kay. Now let's try putting it all together.

London:
Dough! Yay, me! [claps] Far, So? Law, T [high-pitched and off-key] ♪ Dough! ♪ [glass on the table shatters] Mazel tov!

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Director:
Okay, Maddie. Are you ready to bop the top? Because remember: we're all in this together.

Maddie:
Okay, you're pushing it to the limit.

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Moseby:
London, shall we get this dancing lesson started, I want you to get your money's worth.

Carey:
How much is she paying you?

Moseby:
Three diamonds an hour.

Carey:
I'm only getting two. I got robbed.

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Zack:
[to Carey] Hey, Mom! I need your help. I got gum in my ear.

Mr. Moseby:
And nothing in your head.

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(After Nia kicks Vance, London is trying to decide on a color for her lounge)

London:
What do you think? Blue or yellow?

Nia [to Vance]:
I'm sorry, let me give you a hand! (shoves Vance into a set of lockers and his face drops into the pan of blue paint)

London:
(picks up Vance's head for a closer look) Oh! Definitely blue! (drops his head back into the pan)

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Nia:
This is terrible. Uncle Marion's gonna send me back to live with my mom.

Zack:
Can I come with you? Because after this, I won't be able to live with mine.

(London and a bunch of girls walk by)

Ellen:
London, let me go to your science class for you?

London:
Thanks, but you don't look like me. Lenny Woo is going

Ellen:
But he's a guy.

London:
I paid him extra to wear a dress. (Lenny stumbles around wearing a girl's outfit with high heels)

Nia:
I can't believe the princess is having a perfect first day. This stinks!

Zack:
That could be the garbage in my underpants.

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Zack:
Cody? You got sent to the principal's office?

Cody:
Not sent, invited! She likes to meet all of her honor students.

Zack:
It's the first day at school!

Cody:
I did some work over the summer.

Zack:
I hate you.

Cody:
I know.

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(When Cody and London have been sent to the principal's office)

London:
The only bright side of my day is that Nia's miserable, too.

(Nia comes down the hall with the same group of girls London paid to be her friends)

Ellen:
We just think you're great, Nia. It's about time someone stood up to Vance. And I just know we're gonna be the best of friends.

Nia:
Aw, thanks, Ellen! (she gives London a look, as if to say "Mm-hmm")

London:
(gasps) I just realized if you buy your friends, they're not going to really like you for who you are.

Cody:
(mocking fascination) REALLY?!? Congratulations, London. You learned something on your first day of school.

London:
Yay, smart me! (claps her hands)

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Vance:
Hey, Nia.

Nia:
Don't make me paint you again!

Vance:
Look, I don't wanna be a jerk anymore.

Nia:
(indifferently) What do you want to be?

Vance:
Your boyfriend. (looks shocked at what he said; Nia looks up) The way you stood up to me was awesome. And I think you're really cute.

(Nia giggles sheepishly)

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Cody:
London, there isn't enough money in the world to make me do your project for you.

London:
Maybe not in your world; but in my world, I have enough money to buy your world.

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Cody:
Well, why don't you conduct an experiment that conducts the principles of gene splicing?

London:
Ooh, I can do that. I mean, I usually buy my jeans with holes already in them, but I can slice them myself.

Cody:
Argh. This is like talking to a potato... We'll make a potato clock.

London:
Why would a potato need to tell time? Ooh, I got it: so it knows when it's done!

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(London and Nia smile while wearing matching outfits with advertising music in the background)

London:
(like an advertiser) Everyone loves homemade French fries, but who has the time?

Nia:
(same tone of voice) I don't. I usually have to pay those crazy drive-thru prices!

London:
Well, not anymore!

(The girls unveil the Lightning Fry, which is their combined science projects that Cody helped them with)

London:
With the Lightning Fry Maker, you can have delicious fries in seconds!

(London places a lid on the tray of potatoes and activates the Lightning Fry; an explosion is heard, and London removes the lid, revealing a stack of French fries; Nia samples one)

Nia:
Mmm! Now that's a good fry!

London:
If you call right now, we'll include a 50-pound bag of potatoes absolutely free!

(London heaves a bag of potatoes, but falls backward because of the weight of the potatoes; Nia doesn't react)

Nia:
(quietly and quickly) $40 shipping and handling not included.

(London stands up)

London:
Hurry! They're selling like hot cakes!

Nia:
Don't you mean hot potatoes?

(London and Nia laugh and slap five)

London:
Seriously, call. You won't regret it!

Nia:
(quietly and quickly) Lightning Fry is not responsible for any injuries, accidents, or mutations that may occur while using this product.

(The girls smile and flash a thumbs up)

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Zack:
Hey, Arwin! Break out your chainsaw. I need help carving my Zack-o-lantern.

Cody:
At least when you stick a candle in his head, he'll be bright.

Zack:
(laughs) Hey, wait a minute!

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Arwinstein:
(exhausted) Ahhh!

Carey:
I know I know I gained a few pounds but I go jogging everyday.

Arwinstein:
Ahhh?

Carey:
Would you believe three times a week?

Arwinstein:
Ah?

Carey:
Okay, I went yesterday.

Arwinstein:
Ahhhhh!

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Arwinstein:
Daaaaaa----Daaaaaaa

Cody:
Aww. He said his first word.

Zack:
Actually his first word was "Aaaargh!". But still Awwwwwww.

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Nia:
[to Cody] You like listening to all that classical junk, right?

Cody:
If by "junk" you mean the music of Beethoven, Mozart and Bach, then yes.

Nia:
Look, if you help me, I can get my hands on Uncle Marion's symphony tickets to hear Yo-Yo Mama.

Cody:
You mean, Yo-Yo Ma?!

Nia:
Whatever.

Cody:
I'm your nerd!

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