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London:
[thinking] Left, right, left, right, blink, breathe — ooh! Twinkly light bulb! [losing air] Breathe! Breath! [starts skipping] Skip, skip, skip.

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Zack:
You know, this Weather Warrior game stinks! You can't win with the lame superpowers they give you.

Bob:
Not me. Captain Coldfront sneezes ice. I just snotted out half of Cityopolis!

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Lance:
[sees the pool inside London's suite] Wow, rich people have big bath-tubs.

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Lance:
London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

London:
Shh! Lower your voice.

Lance:
[deepens voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

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Mrs. Bird:
(reading a poem) "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood." Now, from the first line, can anyone tell me what season it is?

Brick:
Paprika?

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Carey:
Zack?

Zack:
Don't disrupt my class again or I'll give you detention!

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Mrs. Bird:
I must admit, I am impressed by your test scores.

Brick:
Thanks, Zack.

Mark:
You're the best!

Haley:
[to Zack] I love you.

Mrs. Bird:
Starting today I'll be making the tests a lot harder.

Brick:
I hate you, Zack.

Mark:
Yeah! You're the worst!

Haley:
I love you. [group stare] The heart wants what the heart wants.

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Mrs. Bird:
Zack, I don't understand. You were doing so well. What got into you?

Zack:
My underwear! And I didn't want it to happen again.

Carey:
(enters the classroom) Hey, Zack, let's go!

Mrs. Bird:
He's not going anywhere. Zachary has detention.

Carey:
Detention?!? Great, now I'm stuck here, too! (sits at a desk) Listen, young man, you had better not fail out of summer school. You're runnin' out of seasons. If you think that I am going...

Mrs. Bird:
SHHH!!! No talking!

(Carey makes a zipper motion to her lips)

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Zack:
Remember those kids playing basketball in the lobby? Well I was hoping that Jamie meets them, he might be interested in basketball again.

Cody:
He was the best player on our team.

Zack:
Ahem.

Cody:
He was the best player on our team.

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Mr Moseby:
Patrick! The Morrocan theme is over, why are you still wearing this?

Patrick:
I find these puffy pants to be delightfully roomy! I think I'm gonna wear it to work everyday, hmm, stand in the middle of the restaurant where everyone could see them are blowing in the breeze! (Grabs the side of his pants and imitates it being blowing in the wind).

Mr Moseby:
(embarrased) Stop it *embarrased chuckle* Patrick, Right! What if I get you a new podium?

Patrick:
And a raise.

Mr Moseby:
Not gonna happen.

Patrick:
I'm prepared to quit.

Mr Moseby:
I'm prepared to replace you.

Patrick:
Podium, it is. (They shake hands and go their separate ways.')

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Zack:
24% compounded yearly means 2% compounded monthly?

Carey:
Zack, you just did math in your head!

Zack:
Wow! I did! You know, if they just put dollar signs in front of the numbers, math would be a whole lot easier.

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Patrick:
Mr. Moseby, my podium is falling apart and I want a new one. I picked out a lovely one from Podium Emporium. It's mahogany, with a little holder for my spectacles!

Mr. Moseby:
Oh, it is beautiful! However, we can't afford it!

Patrick:
I'm prepared to quit!

Mr. Moseby:
I'm prepared to replace you!

Patrick:
I hate when you do that!

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Maddie:
Give me the hat!

Esteban:
Aah!

Zack:
He won't hurt you!

Maddie:
Not if I have the hat!

Esteban:
Oh, no! Don't unwrap it! Who knows what it looks like after thousands of years! Aah, it hideous!

Carey:
Come here, honey, are you okay?

Cody:
Swell. I'm just a little dizzy.

Zack:
Welcome back, buddy.

Cody:
Welcome back? You left me wrapped up for hours. Where have you been? I thought you were coming right back to get me.

Zack:
Well, we did. But the mummy we took was just a doll wrapped in gauze. It was a total fake!

Dakota:
How did you find out the mummy was a fake?

Maddie:
It's a fake?

Dakota:
No.

London:
Liar, liar, cargo pants on fire! This necklace is probably plastic! Here, Maddie, you can have it.

Dakota:
Actually, the necklace is real emerald.

London:
Thanks for holding it for me, Maddie.

Carey:
If the artifacts are real, why would you have a fake mummy?

Dakota:
Because I couldn't find the real one. I spent eight years in the jungle, living on beetles and bats' blood.

All:
Eew.

Dakota:
I've found all these beautiful treasures. But nobody cares about them if I don't have some stupid mummy. It's all about the mummy... mummy, mummy, mummy!

Carey:
I think he has mummy issues.

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Maddie:
By the way, what exactly does this "curse" do to you?

Esteban:
Let's just say you will live your life in agonizing poverty.

Maddie:
I get that now.

Esteban:
And your skin melts off, your hair bursts into flames and your eyes pop off.

Maddie:
Eww! That would so put a damper on prom!

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Skippy:
I'll get there and back before you can say butterscotch!... But say it real slow.

London:
Butt......eeeeeeeer......scotch.

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Mr. Moseby:
I can't believe we got kicked out-

London:
Of my own hotel. I'm calling Daddy!

Maddie:
It's not your hotel. Hello, it's a set! It's make-believe.

London:
Make me believe what?

Maddie:
That you have a brain!

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Moseby:
Have fun on your vacation, Madeleine.

Maddie:
Fun? It's 20 degrees colder in Minnesota than it is here. Penguins go there and say: "wow, it's cold, let's leave".

London:
They have talking penguins there, and you still don't want to go?

Zack:
Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]

Cody:
Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]

Carey:
Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]

Zack:
[pulling Carey away and hugging Maddie again] Bye, Maddie.

Carey:
Zack, remember how we talked about people's personal space?

Zack:
Yeah, and I like Maddie's space the best.

Bud:
There they are!

Lou:
Great news! We've sold Zack and Cody!

Moseby:
Marvellous! I'll get some bubble wrap, and we'll ship them off immediately!

Bud:
No, we've sold a sitcom about twin boys living in a hotel, and you're all in it!

Moseby:
Oh! we're going to be stars!

Everyone:
Hooray!

Lou:
No, you're not, we'll hire actors to play you.

Everyone:
Oh...

Bud:
But you're all invited to Hollywood to be consultants on the show!

Everyone:
Hooray!

Lou:
But you'll have to pay your own way there.

Everyone:
Oh...

London:
We could all go in my private jet!

Everyone:
Hooray!

London:
But we're all out of salted nuts.

Everyone:
Oh...

Moseby:
I've had enough of this silliness. I'm out of here.

Everyone:
Hooray!

Moseby:
I heard that.

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Carey:
Boys, what's going on here?

Zack:
There's a dead body in that bag!

Lou:
Are these your kids?

Carey:
Are you guys cops?

Bud:
No.

Carey:
Then, yes.

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Daryl:
For future reference, just because a person is in a wheelchair doesn't mean you have to give them special treatment.

Mr. Moseby:
Of course. Now, why don't you just sign here for the rooms?

Daryl:
Whoa, partner. This is steep. Man, I can't believe you won't give a brother in a wheelchair a break.

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Maddie:
I can't find a leading lady for my movie!

London:
Here's me pretending to care. (in weepy voice) what movie Maddie?

Maddie:
My student film.

London:
What's it about?

Maddie:
Well it's about society's indifference towards the impoverished and the triumph of the spirit over a pressive socio-econimic circumstance.

London:
What's it about?

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Zack:
Can't you throw?

Cody:
Can't you catch?

Zack:
Well I'd catch it if you could throw it.

Cody:
Well I'd throw it if you could catch it.

Trent:
HEY! Do you guys know what I hate more than losing?

Zack:
What?

Trent:
YOU TWO!

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Trent:
You know we got a game coming up.

Bob:
Relax Trent. It's only an exhibition.

Trent:
My dad said you're not giving a maximum amount of effort all the time, you're a waste of human life.

Bob:
Oh well he must be a lot of fun at parties.

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London:
Line please.

Maddie:
No.

London:
Fine. Then I'll just go look it up in my script.

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London:
(while with her book club) Pride and Prejudice is about a rich man who marries a poor girl. Which as we all know only happens in books. (to Maddie) Sorry.

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