Moseby:
Cody, you hang out in the hotel kitchen a lot, don't you?
Cody:
Yes!
Moseby:
Well, don't. I just got a tip that the food critic Bernard Bernaise is coming to the hotel tomorrow. A good review from him will enhance the Tipton's reputation, thus showering me with glory.
Cody:
Don't you mean showering chef Paolo in glory?
Moseby:
Him, too.
Cody:
After all, the man's a genius. The things he can do with asparagus... I need a moment...
Zack:
You need a life!
London:
Is the critic here yet?
Moseby:
Oh, well, there's no way of knowing. According to my secret source, he always checks in under an alias.
Maddie:
You have a secret source?
Moseby:
At the league of extraordinary hotel managers. If only I could find out which guest he is, then I could make sure he gets the perfect dining experience.
Maddie:
So what you are saying is you need someone to spy on all the guests?
London:
Someone sly and crafty.
Moseby:
Someone who's willing to break all the rules to get what he wants.
[They turn towards Zack and Cody]
Zack:
You know... we don't come cheap!
