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Ataru:
(I really am susceptible to possession by evil spirits! Help!)

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Ten:
(I'm Lum's cousin, Ten!)

Shinobu:
(What a cute baby! I'm Shinobu.)

Ataru:
(What a jerk! I'm Ataru.)

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Megane:
(Why you..! If Miss Lum doesn't pay what you owe...)

Dappya:
[on TV] (...Earth'll go up in smoke!)

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Ataru:
(That's not fair! No-one told me you could fly!)

Lum:
(You just didn't do your homework!)

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kintaro's Teacher:
[conducting her class on a tour of "famous places" in Tokyo] Over there is the famous telephone pole! Here's a garbage can, sometimes called a plastic garbage can! Pretty neat, isn't it?

Ten:
This is what you call a famous place?!

Kintaro:
Teacher, please don't embarrass me!

Kintaro's Teacher:
What's the matter, Kintaro?

Kintaro:
Just 'cause we're kids, don't think we don't know better! At the very least, take us to Tokyo Tower or Nijubashi! Or if not that, how about taking us to an anime studio?

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Kintaro:
You're a simpleton whose reasoning abilities are totally primitive!

Jariten:
He's not only primitive, but clumsy, satyric, flirtatious, and to top it off, a moron and a total pervert.

Ataru:
Geez, what a bunch of little brats!

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Lum:
This is so romantic.

Ataru:
[to himself] Boy, what a mess I'm in!

Lum:
We've been through so much, but at last we're going to be properly married.

Ataru:
[to himself] I want to see Elle! Somehow I must escape from this trap!

Lum:
I can almost hear the footsteps of happiness!

Ataru:
[to himself] I can almost hear the footsteps of doom!

Lum:
Somehow I have this feeling that we're not on the same wavelength.

Ataru:
Huh? Must be your imagination.

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

[Lum is upset that Ataru wants to meet up with another girl.]

Lum:
Oh, no, no, no! Please don't go!

Ataru:
You can't change my mind! My will is like iron - ironclad!

Lum:
Why... why is that, when I love you so much? Do you hate me?

Ataru:
No, I love you.

Lum:
Then, how come... ?

Ataru:
You don't understand, do you? I love you, Lum, and I love Shinobu, Sakura, Oyuki, and I love Kintaro's teacher... in other words, I love you all!

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Newscaster:
Only one day remains in the game of tag between Ataru and Lum, a game upon which the future of the Earth depends. Complaints are coming in from all over about Ataru's hopeless performance.

Businessman:
You see, surely, it's all Ataru's fault! He is responsible for all this!

Baseball Player:
I'm worried that if Ataru loses and the aliens take over, I won't be able to play baseball anymore!

Megane, Perm, Chibi:
Ataru! Pay us back before you get killed!

Newscaster:
Furthermore, we're getting numerous comments saying that if Ataru loses tomorrow, he and his family should be executed, and we've received word that people in their neighborhood are preparing to lynch them.

Mr. Moroboshi:
Dear!

Mrs. Moroboshi:
I never should have had him!

Urusei Yatsura  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

"Captain Lunatic:
I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses!"

Upright Citizens Brigade  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Realtor:
This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way...

Upright Citizens Brigade  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Wife:
Excuse me? What was that room again?

Realtor:
Oh, this is the Hot Chicks Room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here 24 hours a day. But you'd be more interested in the kitchen...

Wife:
You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.

Realtor:
Well, actually it's a Hot Chicks Room.

Wife:
Well, whatever it is, we don't need it.

Husband:
You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.

Husband:
So, a Hot Chicks Room, huh?

Realtor:
Yes. The previous owner installed the room in the 80's, and I'll be honest with you, some of the chicks aren't all that hot anymore. However, they are replaceable.

(lull)

Realtor:
So, you have children? Wonderful. My parents had children as well.

Upright Citizens Brigade  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tara:
How goes it in there?

Max:
Like exhuming a corpse. Amps are buzzing, my song's terrible, Ted won't quit messing around. (Ted is heard screaming in the other room) I just put myself on suicide watch.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Charmaine:
"Breath of my soul"?

Max:
Yeah, it's like "Peter Gabriel meets Sting."

Charmaine:
Must they meet?

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Max:
Dudes! I got a lot to be cheerful about. I got a red-hot sexy mama in my kitchen making me a chow-down, a couple of clicks away from my 30th birthday party. Huh? My job uses negative 5% of my brain. And I recently rediscovered Chastity Stargazer.

Charmaine:
Who?

Max:
My vintage Fender Stratocaster electric guitar.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Charmaine:
Well, last I checked, your partner didn't take a job out of state and leave you home with a wailing infant.

Kate':
Where is that infant?

Charmaine:
oh, shit. (Storms out)

Tara:
Oh, how's your film going?

Marshall:
In my head, it's unique, nuanced, but when it comes out, it's like... A frog doing somersaults on a field, and you can't see the frog 'cause he's too green and you can't hear him cause the grass is too soft.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Bunny:
Passengers are vermin. If someone has a pulse and a lump of coal in place of a soul, they will be on your flight. We need to prepare.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tara:
[as Alice:Noticing the freeze frame of her son's dead body in the short film on the TV] Oh My goodness. What's that on the TV?

Noah:
Doesn't have a title yet. Right now we're calling it *Human Remains of the Day*

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Dr. Hattarras:
[handing over a stack of papers] ... in the mean time give her this.

Max:
[taking the papers] What's this?

Dr. Hattarras:
Her *Declaration of Co-Dependence*

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Charmaine:
I'd rather have Tara.

Alice:
No offense, I'm sure. And non taken. Tara is the sister, I know... Even though she's not acting like one at the moment.

Charmaine:
Well, Kate leaving probably has something to do with it, too.

Alice:
Oh, you raise them as best you can, and then they toss you aside, like last season's handbag. Poor Tara. Her heart is in pieces.

Charmaine:
Well, it's probably good she took a few hours off, then.

Alice:
Mm. That's what we think.

Charmaine:
"We"?

Alice:
All of us on the inside. We have an arrangement. It's like that new film with Jack Lemmon and Shirley MacLaine. We each take the key when we need the apartment. I get the body when the mother needs help.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Tara:
Flighty 19-year-old in Japan. We are either terrible parents or... visionary parents. I don't know.

Max:
Mm, little of both.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Max:
Please tell me you're looking at porn.

Tara:
Well, if porn is a disastrous baby shower, then... yeah. Big-Tim.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Marshall:
[Looking at the camcorder's viewfinder that shows a zoom-in on Neil's exposed ass-crack above his trousers' waistline] That's not an ass-crack, it's a full-blown *ass-chasm*.

United States of Tara, Season 3  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

Courtney:
I think it's supposed to be hard.

United States of Tara, Season 2  Show Quote

added 9 months ago

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