[A new episode is being filmed]
Baby Grizzly:
[to the family as he hops off the sofa] Hey, family, want to see how fast I can ride my bike around the living room?
Tom Hortins:
Sorry, son, but not right now.
Baby Grizzly:
But...
[The doorbell rings.]
Barbara Jones:
Oh! That must be cousin Lorenzo!
Baby Grizzly:
[clueless] Huh? Who's that?
[A boy named Lorenzo scoots his way into the living room as upbeat music plays]
Lorenzo:
Lorenzo in the house! [stops before the family, to them] 'Sup.
[The audience cheers on as the family laughs and applauds]
Baby Grizzly:
Lorenzo? [greets Lorenzo] Uh, hi. I'm Grizz.
[As Baby Grizz walks to Lorenzo, the latter scoots over him and to stage left]
Barbara Jones:
[The family cheers for Lorenzo] Oh, fantastic!
Lorenzo:
[the audience cheers again] 'Sup.
Victoria Taylor:
Wow, Lorenzo! You're cooler than ice! [audience laughs]
Tom Hortins:
I love you, Lorenzo! [sniffs] Sorry.
Barbara Jones:
Welcome to the family, Lorenzo!
Lorenzo:
Righteous.
[The audience cheers and applauds]
Baby Grizzly:
Uh... yeah, good job, Lorenzo, but, uh... check out my sweet moves! [struggles to move his tricycle but couldn't] See?
Victoria Taylor:
[gasps] Everyone, look at Lorenzo!
[They all look up as Lorenzo jumps from above to scoot down the railing and back onto the floor upbeat music continues]
Lorenzo:
Lorenzo's... [removes his helmet and shakes his hair] in the house. [winks]
[The audience cheers and applauds]
Director:
Cut! [laughs as he makes he makes his way towards Lorzenzo] Lorenzo, baby, that was amazing! The audience loves you!
Victoria Taylor:
You're the best actor I've ever seen.
Tom Hortins:
You are a natural.
Baby Grizzly:
[walks off his tricycle] Uh, wait for me, guys! [tries to get Barbara's attention] Mom? I'll have that poutine now! [tries to get Tom's attention] Dad? Dad? It's your favorite son, me! [tries to get Victoria's attention] Uh, Sis? Uh, I don't know, hockey or something? Hmm. [to all] Uh... That's not what I ordered!
[they turn to Baby Grizz]
Director:
Ugh, we got to get rid of that line.
Barbara Jones:
Yeah. So cheesy! [they turn back to Lorenzo]
Baby Grizzly:
[taken aback, he walks backwards] What? No... this can't be! [falls off the set and onto the trash bin] Whoa! Ugh! [groans] [a crew member throws the tricycle into the bin] Hey, what are you doing with my bike?
Crew Member:
That's showbiz, kid. [walks away]
Baby Grizzly:
What? What's going on? [sees the new script] Oh, this must be the new script pages. [reads through the new script, where Lorenzo has almost the same line "Lorenzo's in the house" but Baby Grizz doesn't have any] Wait a minute. "Lorenzo, Lorenzo, in the house, Lorenzo?" We're not even in the house in this scene! I need to go talk to the director.
[Baby Grizz walks towards the director and his assistant discussing about Lorenzo]
Director:
I'm telling you, this kid is a genius. If we keep this up, our ratings might even beat I Love Moosie!
Assistant Director:
What about Grizz?
Director:
[sighs] I think our best plan is to do some rewrites and slowly fade him out of the show. [they both walk away]
Baby Grizzly:
Write me out of the show? [looks down] But they're my family.
Victoria Taylor:
Oh, hey, Lorenzo. [Baby Grizz turns to see her chatting with Lorenzo while they're having a break] So... I was wondering if you could give me some acting tips one of these days?
Lorenzo:
Sure, no problem.
Baby Grizzly:
I thought she wanted my acting tips? [shakes his head] Eh, Sis was always easily swayed. But Mom and Dad would never — [finds Barbara and Tom joining Lorenzo as well] wha?!
Barbara Jones:
Oh, Lorenzo, you're such a breath of fresh air. It's so nice having you a part of the family.
Tom Hortins:
And you deliver your lines so well.
Lorenzo:
For sure.
Baby Grizzly:
[looks at the script] Hmm. [looking determined] If they want rewrites, I'm gonna do some myself. [tears away the script into half]
