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Tony:
[arriving at a car wash] This spot taken?

Will:
Woah! Dad! Nice ride!

W.I.T.C.H., Season 2 (2006)  Show Quote

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Hay Lin:
See? This doesn't look so bad...

Cornelia:
EEWWW! Yes it does! [Points her finger to their right] Coach O'Neal in cut-off! [Will's hair stands, eyes widen, Cornelia shuts her eyes, Hay Lin looks away, all three gasp in disgust] I'm, like, blind!

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Irma:
I cannot believe you signed us up for the car wash! Without even asking!

Cornelia:
Come on, it's for a good cause - Me.

Taranee:
Wow! Narcissist much?

Will:
Yeah, my mom has signed me up, too. But it would tank less if you guys came.

Hay Lin:
We can have a water fight!

Irma:
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah! There's something I never do!

[She summons water and shoots it at the screen, which transitions to the next scene]

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[Mrs Rudolph, Principal Knickerbocker and Mr Collins are heading towards the gym hall to see the decorations.]

Principal Knickerbocker:
After you, Mrs Rudolph.

[Mrs Rudolph opens the door and sees the girls in Guardian form. She quickly closes the door]

Principal Knickerbocker:
Deliah, are you alright?

Mrs Rudolph:
It’s just the realization that I’m leaving! I can’t face it right now. :[quietly] And trust me, neither can you.

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[Hay Lin is at the Silver Dragon, balancing piles dirty plates, as she walks over to the counter, to put them there. Yan Lin enters]

Yan Lin:
Delivery order! Thirty minutes or less. Time to pedal that metal.

[Hay Lin sighs. Next she is outside the Silver Dragon and is gets out her phone to speak to the girls.

Hay Lin:
Ok, I'm here.

[The shot shows all the girls on their phones in a grid format, with Hay Lin in the middle. Will is in a museum with a life size elephant, Irma is at Cormoran Beach, Taranee seems to be in a mountainous and jungle like region, maybe South America and Cornelia is in Paris]

Will, Irma, Taranee, Cornelia:
Finally!

[The shot is now just Hay Lin as the girls' shots get pulled away]

Hay Lin:
Do not complain. You're all on vacation. I'm a summertime slave.

[The shot sweeps over to Irma at Cormoran beach]

Irma:
Better than beach boring.

[The shot sweeps to Will in the museum]

Will:
Or mommy and me museum tour.

[The shot sweeps to Taranee in the mountainous, jungle region]

Taranee:
Or mosquito mountain. [She slaps a mosquito that has landed on her arm] Ow!

[The shot sweeps back to Hay Lin, smelling her apron]

Hay Lin:
Ugh! I smell like egg-fu-yung.

[The shot sweeps to Cornelia in Paris]

Cornelia:
I smell like O'de Fabulous. I have daddy's platinum and the caviar is awesome, and we're getting seaweed wraps tomorrow! The only thing missing is...

[Will and Taranee enter the shot in triangular angles and all say at the same time...]

Cornelia:
Caleb.

Will:
Matt.

Taranee:
Nigel.

[A heartbeat is heard over the shot]

Hay Lin:
Boys?! You're in four kinds of paradise and all you can think about is your next date?

Cornelia:
Hay Lin, some day soon, you'll be thinking about your first date.

Hay Lin:
No way! Not me! Never! I...

[Yan Lin takes the phone off her and hangs up]

Yan Lin:
That moo goo gai pan ain't gonna fold to Elm Street.

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[In the castle, Trill is serving Elyon, Elborn and Miriadel. She notices the necklace she gave Elyon glint]

Elyon:
Trill? What is it?

Trill:
Never mind. A trick of the light.

Elyon:
Tell me more about the jewel. What did it mean to my mother? And what were she and my father really like? Did they...love me?

Miriadel:
Queen Weira and the Royal Consort Zadan loved you more than life.

Elborn:
You were the true jewel in their crown.

Elyon:
More! I want to know more!

Miradel:
Perhaps...there is a way.

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[The Knights of Vengeance and Nerissa are in a fort filled with lava]

Nerissa:
Quintessence!

[She summons quintessence, which makes the the lava rise up into two blunt pillars]

Nerissa:
It's time we punish those who made possible Queen Elyon's rise to power... [The lava turns into a lava form of the human form of the Browns] ...Elborn and Miriadel. They protected her, hid her on Earth. They must pay.

[Raythor walks up and bows behind Nerissa]

Raythor:
We will show no mercy.

Nerissa:
Then go! Bring the infidels to their knees!

[She raises her arms and disappears in a green light]

Frost:
So how do we lure those two out of the palace?

Raythor:
We don't. Nerissa means well, but she thinks small. Why strike at minor targets, when it's Elyon who truly deserves our vengeance?

Miranda:
The Queen's too powerful. How are we to...

Raythor:
To conquer a Queen requires more than knights...

[The shot switches to Phobos in his cell]

Raythor:
[voice-over] it requires...a prince.

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Irma:
Oh no, the noise woke my parents!

Cornelia:
[as Caleb and Blunk run over, she halts them with her hand]Hold your breath, guys! I've got some evidence to bury!

[She uses her power to lift the ground up and rolls it over Caleb and Blunk. Tom, Anna and Chris appear]

Tom:
[Yawns] Irma?

Irma:
You guys totally missed the, uh, uh, uh, the fireworks! They were awesome!

Chris:
Fireworks! Awww! How come you didn't wake me? Irma!

Anna:
Chris. Please. No more arguing. [Yawning] Ugh! Let's just all go to bed. :[She leads Chris inside. Tom follows]

Will:
So...no more arguing?

Hay Lin:
Takes more than an old hag to come between WITCH.

Taranee:
[Cornelia starts to walk off] We're the harmony quintet. [She follows Cornelia]

Irma:
I'm gonna even try to harmonise with Chris. [pause] Ok, a little [She follows]

Cornelia:
Then maybe we should all chip in and buy him a new truck? [They go inside the hut]

[After a pause, Caleb comes out of the sand]

Caleb:
[sarcastically] Ugh! I so love having a girlfriend.

[Blunk comes out of the sand and licks his hand]

Blunk:
Blunk tasted worse.

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[Unbeknownst to the girls, Nerissa has made Chris' toy fire engine come to life and is spelling out WITCH in the sand. Cornelia throws a rock, crushing it]

Irma:
Overkill, much? That was my brother's favourite toy!

Cornelia:
Sorry, thought you wanted our secrets protected! My bad!

Taranee:
Irma. Calm down. Chris has a lot of toys, he'll get over it.

Irma:
Right! 'Cause he's a spoiled brat and I'm a lousy role model.

Taranee:
Huh?

Hay Lin:
So, you and Chris fight a lot. That doesn't mean...

Irma:
Don't you start! What does an only child know about brothers and sisters, anyway?

Will:
Guys? Chill!

Cornelia:
Or what? You'll stick the toaster on us?

Irma:
Yeah, don't you dare pull rank. What kind of leader uses her powers for dangerous pranks?!

Will:
I didn't! And, by the way, I never asked to be leader. Or a Guardian, for that matter.

Taranee:
None of us did.

Cornelia:
Well, maybe we should call it quits!

Irma:
As Guardians and friends!

[A robed man appears - The Oracle]

Hay Lin:
At last! Something we agree on.

The Oracle:
Enough!

[The girls gasp]

Will:
Oracle!

The Oracle:
I am profoundly disappointed, children. The Heart of Kandrakar requires harmony above all else. You are out of harmony as friends and Guardians. [pause] Will. You must return the Heart. Here. And now.

Will:
I guess...we failed you. [Will takes out the Heart]

Hay Lin:
Hold it! Got one question for the Oracle: What's the dealio with your shadow? :[The shadow is in Nerissa's form]

Cornelia:
Yeah, it totally doesn't match your ensemble.

The Oracle:
This is no time for impertinence. Give me the Heart!

Will:
You want the Heart? You got it! GUARDIANS UNITE!

[They transform]

Will:
The Heart!

Irma:
Water!

Taranee:
Fire!

Cornelia:
Earth!

Hay Lin:
Air!

The Oracle:
So close...[transforms into Nerissa]

Nerissa:
So very close!

[she fires a lightning bolt at the Guardians]

Irma:
Woah! [She flies around to miss the lightning bolt] It's the old hag!

Will:
She's got my lightning power?

Taranee:
And she brought a friend.

[Sandpit appears from the sand and punches Irma, Cornelia, Hay Lin and Taranee, sending them flying in the water.]

Hay Lin:
Someone wanna explain how we're supposed to beat up a beach?

Irma:
How about we give him a mudbath?!

[She flies up and lifts from the water two large water shaped drops and four small water bubbles and sends them to attack Sandpit. Elsewhere, Will and Taranee shoot lightning and fire at Nerissa. Nerissa fires back a more powerful lightning bolt in the sky.

Will:
[To Taranee] I bet the sorceress is changing her looks to play with our heads!

Taranee:
Trying to turn us against each other to get the Heart!

Nerissa:
[slowly, with emphasis on the syllables] Quintessence!

[She electrifies a car and a hut]

Will:
Quin what now?

Cornelia:
Look!

[The car and hut come to life and head to attack the Guardians]

Taranee:
Woah! Props for surprises!

[Will flies down and shoots a lightning bolt at the hut. Elsewhere, the car is hurtling downwards. Cornelia flies down in front of it and uses her power to form the earth into a wall, but it just acts as a ramp. The car hurtles towards her, but Caleb appears and pushes her out of the way]

Cornelia:
Nice timing, boyfriend.

Caleb:
Just part of my job description.

[They kiss]

Blunk:
Uh, Blunk hate to to spoil moment, but...CUTE COUPLE STILL IN TROUBLE!

[Blunk, Caleb and Cornelia run, as the car chases after them. Cornelia flies up and picks up Caleb, puts him in the driver's seat and he steers it away from Blunk. Will is still firing lightning at the hut, almost destroying it, as seen from the windscreen of the car, Caleb jumps out of the car. Just as it's about to fall, the car crashes into the hut. Elsewhere, Irma and Hay Lin are still fighting Sandpit. Irma fires a water bubble/drop at Sandpit]

Hay Lin:
Hey, Irma, can I play?

[She summons a gust of wind towards Sandpit, which turns into a whirlwind, trapping Sandpit and he also becomes part of the whirlwind, making it bigger and it disappears. The car switches back on and starts to drive away]

Will:
[as she's speaking, as per her instructions, Taranee forms a fireball] Taranee! Some fire power!

[She throws the fireball downwards which spins in the air and it blows up the car. The Guardians fly down to join Caleb and Blunk]

Hay Lin:
How's that for harmony?!

Will:
Wait! The sorceress.

[Hay Lin flies over, a Nerissa and Sandpit open a fold and walks through. She flies faster, and as she gets there, the fold disappears, in blue sparkles. The other Guardians join her.]

Hay Lin:
Aww! I hate when they do that! I never get any closure!

Caleb:
We've got other problems.

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Taranee:
Oh, I can't believe it.

Irma:
Can't believe what?

Taranee:
Will! I've read her mind. She brought those things to life...as a prank.

Irma:
Are you kidding me? My little brother was nearly werewolf chow. If anything had happened to him...

Taranee:
You'd be bummed it wasn't you who did it.

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Chris:
Moan Moan Moan...Feeble Feeble Feeble.

[The Werewolf from the Haunted House has come to life]:

Chris:
Aargh!

[The Werewolf grabs Chris]

Irma:
[Thinking the Werewolf is still a machine] Chris! Listen, you electric furball, No one messes with my brother but me!

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Cornelia:
You know what would make this trip perfect?

Will:
Seven more bathrooms?

Cornelia:
If Caleb were here.

Hay Lin:
Oh, please! You and Caleb can't go five minutes without fighting. If you actually spent time together, you'd be vacationing in Dumpsville.

[Irma is in the water, and someone sinisterly grabs her - it's Chris]

Irma:
Chris, you're such a brat!

Taranee:
I wonder why? Look in the mirror sometime. He learned from the best.

[Hay Lin is on the pier, Will joins her]

Hay Lin:
[gasps] You scared me.

Will:
Sorry. I just had to get away from Cornelia. She won't stop babbling about Caleb.

Hay Lin:
[Laughs] Yeah. Obsess much?

Will:
Ugh, and what a total drag for you. Since you've never had a boyfriend.

Hay Lin:
Uh...I don't want a boyfriend.

Will:
Well, that's lucky. Since you're not exactly likely to get one.

[Will walks off]

Hay Lin:
Right. Lucky.

[Will walking, alone]

Will:
Who knew sowing the seeds of discontent would be such...[She transforms into Nerissa]

Nerissa:
...Child's play?! A glamour here, a glamour there, and they're mine for the picking. But enough about me. Your turn Sandpit.

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Anna:
Irma. Why is Will yelling at the toaster? And why did she name it?

Will:
I don't care if you don't like raisins, Judy. [She shakes the toaster] Just give me my toast!

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Will:
She captured Caleb, attacked us at a school dance! She even came after us in our dreams!

Cornelia:
Such a nightmare!

Taranee:
We're pretty sure she's pulling the strings of the Knights, too.

Irma:
But we don't have a clue who the old hag is! Uh, No offence, Mage.

The Mage:
None taken.

Hay Lin:
I drew this!

[gives a drawing of Nerissa to the Mage]

The Mage:
Her image is unfamiliar to the Council of Kandrakar.

The Oracle:
If only my powers were at full strength. But I am unable to divine her identity or purpose. Though, I do sense something else troubles our Guardians.

[Taranee, Will, Irma and Cornelia look at each other. Hay Lin is invisible]

Will:
Well, there's that new lightning thing and I've started bringing electrical appliances to life.

[Hay Lin reappears]

Hay Lin:
Not to mention invisibility.

Cornelia:
[Raises her hand] Telekinesis.

Taranee:
[Raises her hand] Mmmm, telepathy.

Irma:
Y'know, normal teen stuff.

Halinor:
What you're experiencing is normal...for Guardians. You are progressing as expected.

The Oracle:
And I am pleased you work so well together. Even in your dreams. Harmony is essential for the Heart of Kandrakar to be effective.

Hay Lin:
Oh, we're all about the harmony, Oracle.

[Taranee puts her arms around Hay Lin and Irma - Irma giggles]

Taranee:
In fact we're going to spend a whole week together.

Irma:
Chilling at Cormoran Beach, thanks to my mom and dad.

[All the Guardians put their arms around each other and smile]

The Oracle:
Then by all means, enjoy your sojourn. You have earned it.

[Later, in the car, on the way to the beach]

Chris:
[leaping out of a car] Ohh...Finally air unpolluted by girl-breath.

Irma:
I so wouldn't bring up breath, little brother...yours smelt steel.

Anna Lair:
Irma! Chris! I refuse to listen to you bicker for an entire week.

Tom Lair:
Then I hope you brought earplugs.

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[Later]

Susan:
Did you forget you promised to get this laundry done?

Will:
Hmm, I don't know. Did you forget you promised to stop seeing my teacher?!

Susan:
Will, I...

Will:
Dating? Fine. Dating my teacher? Gross, but also fine. Lying to me about it while lecturing me on responsibility? Priceless!

[Will storms off and slams the bedroom door]

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Altermere Will:
No! You still want to absorb me back into the Heart! Back into oblivion!

Will:
If you're really me, you know I won't.

Altermere Will:
[Calms down] I believe you.

Will:
Of course you do. We’re practically sisters.

Nerissa:
[watching from a distance] Disgusting. Still, my fault for betting on a cheap knock off. All it had to do was quietly replace the Guardian, but no. Might as well take advantage of the distraction. [She sends a lightning bolt to Will, but Altermere Will intercepts her attack] Well, that was irritatingly heroic.

Will:
You saved my life, when all you wanted was to live.

Altermere Will:
That's what sisters do, right?

Hay Lin:
Oh, Will, she's fading!

Will:
I know but what can I... unless I have to absorb her, not into the Heart but into me. But only if you say yes, then all your thoughts, feelings, memories, everything will live on in me.

Altermere Will:
I'd like that.

[Will absorbs Altermere Will and absorbs her memories - including the memory where Altermere Will saw Susan and Mr Collins kissing]

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Cornelia:
Not so tough now, are you, sushi roll?

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[Caleb jumps and grabs Altermere Will, while Altermere Will and Will are in flight]

Altermere Will:
No, Caleb, it’s me!

Caleb:
Whoops! Sorry, Will.

[He drops down]

Will:
No, Caleb, I’m me!

Caleb:
[Sits on the ground] Like girls aren’t hard enough to understand when there’s just one of them.

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Susan:
It’s like I have two daughters: Will and her evil twin.

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Martin:
Hey, hey! Come on, Irma! Give it up for the dancing machine! Whoo! Too hot not to try!

Irma:
Okay, okay! I'll dance with you if you stop doing that!

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Hay Lin:
I still think we could use more balloons.

Mrs Rudolph:
Let it go, dear.

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Irma:
That's "Twinkle Twinkle"!

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Irma:
[To Blunk] I wonder what the sentence is around here for assaulting a passling?!

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Irma:
[ranting] Not precious! Worthless! Worthless garbage! Just like you!

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