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Cody:
Mr. Moseby, can I have a job?

Mr. Moseby:
Sorry, we're not hiring hooligans.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Zack:
(sees Haley, a girl in his class) Hi, I'm Zack. And you are?

Haley:
Shy! Painfully shy. Don't look at me! (takes a bag and puts it over her head)

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Brick:
(to Carey) Hey, ya got a date for the prom?

Carey:
(uneasily) Oh shucks, if only you'd asked me sooner.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mr. Moseby:
(to Cody) You've just set up a date, which is not a date someone thinks is a date, and the other person thinks is an interview. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

Cody:
You're right. Maybe I should be there disguised as a plant.

Mr. Moseby:
(sarcastically) Yeah, that'll fix it.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mr. Moseby:
Millicent, how are the candy sales this morning?

Millicent:
Sales? I'm supposed to charge people for candy? (whimpers)

Mr. Moseby:
Yes, that would explain the cash register!

Millicent:
Oops! I thought it was an ATM! I guess this cash belongs to you. (gives Mr. Moseby money)

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cody:
Hey, London. Do you think you can do me a itsy bitsy favor?

London:
NO!

Cody:
You have no idea what I was going to say.

London:
You were going to say there's this guy who's obsessed with me because I'm the most amazing person in the world and he just has to have a date with me.

Cody:
(stutters and hesitates) Th-th-that's not what I was going to say a-a-at all. (smiles nervously)

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mrs. Bird:
Since this is summer school, I thought we would start with some thematic poetry about summer. (the class looks around, confused) Oops, sorry. I mean, some rhymy words about the hot time.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

London:
Not so fast Lea.

Nia:
It's Nia.

London:
Whatever. Nia. Tia. Leah. Gia. Mia. Sia.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Maddie:
Everyone says I look exactly like Sharpay.

Mr. Baine:
Really? I don't see it.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

London:
If I am as bad as everyone says then....

Antonio:
Oh! You are! What you do is a capital crime in all 50 states and Puerto Rico.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cody:
(after Mr. Baine faints) Anyone have any smelling salts?

Zack:
I have an old gym sock in my locker.

Mr. Baine:
(wakes up) I'm alright.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Maddie:
I never got a lead role when I went to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. Every single Christmas, I was the wise man who brought myrhh!

Zack:
What is myrhh anyway?

Maddie:
I don't even know, okay? The point is, I wanna get a part where I don't have to wear a beard.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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Moseby:
London, shall we get this dancing lesson started, I want you to get your money's worth.

Carey:
How much is she paying you?

Moseby:
Three diamonds an hour.

Carey:
I'm only getting two. I got robbed.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Director:
Okay, Maddie. Are you ready to bop the top? Because remember: we're all in this together.

Maddie:
Okay, you're pushing it to the limit.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Carey:
Here, sing this [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do re me fa so la ti doh ♪

London:
How am I supposed to remember all that?

Carey:
Well... you could...uh, think of things that remind you of each note. [plays C note on harmonica] ♪ Do ♪

London:
Ooh, that's easy! Dough means money!

Carey:
♪ Re, me ♪

London:
Ooh. Yay, me! [claps]

Carey:
♪ Fa, so ♪

London:
If something's far, I say "So?" because I have a private jet.

Carey:
♪ La ♪

London:
"Law" is something you get to break if you're rich.

Carey:
♪ Ti ♪

London:
My favorite vowel!

Carey:
♪ Do ♪

London:
Yay! More money!

Carey:
'Kay. Now let's try putting it all together.

London:
Dough! Yay, me! [claps] Far, So? Law, T [high-pitched and off-key] ♪ Dough! ♪ [glass on the table shatters] Mazel tov!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

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Nia:
You know, London, I've been dumped before-

London:
Oh, there's a shock. But I'm not like you. I've never been the dumpee. I've always been the dumper.

Nia:
One more crack and you're gonna be in the dumpster.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cody:
We should invite him to dinner. It'll make him feel better.

Carey:
Well I do have enough wheatloaf to go around.

Cody:
Wheatloaf? We want him to cheer up, not throw up.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Carey:
Arwin, don't you want to take a break and... go home?

Arwin:
No, I should really stay and fix this.

Carey:
But it wasn't broken when you got here.

Arwin:
[yanks out cord from under sink] It is now!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Arwin:
Carey, wait. Aren't you gonna read a bedtime story? Mother always reads me a story.

Zack:
Yeah, Mom used to read us stories too. Then we turned six.

Arwin:
You're never too old for a classic. [takes out a book]

Carey:
The Little Engineer That Could. Ahh, let me guess. It's about a hotel engineer that thought he couldn't fix something and then he can.

Arwin:
You saw the movie!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Cody:
Zack, keep London in the bath.

Zack:
Great. I'll go grab my snorkel.

Cody:
Nice try, dork-el.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

London:
Zack! I can't sleep. I need my white noise machine.

Zack:
And you're telling me this because...?

London:
Sound like a tropical rain forest!

Zack:
[makes tropical sounds]

London:
Too apeman. Make wave sounds!

Zack:
Woosh! Woosh!

London:
More... French Riviera.

Zack:
Le woosh! Le crash!

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Carey:
Mr. Moseby, don't you have an all-access card that opens every door in this hotel?

Mr. Moseby:
Yes, but I'm afraid I left it at home.

Carey:
Here, use Zack's.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Mr. Moseby:
Well your track record does speak for itself.

London:
Ooh. You were in track? I tried that once. But then they put little fences in front of me and I kept tripping. Plus, the other girls wouldn't wait for me.

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Lance:
London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

London:
Shh! Lower your voice.

Lance:
[deepens voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?

– The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, Season 3  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

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