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[Rack, Shack and Benny are nearly dumped in the furnace, but Laura saves them, and puts them in her flying delivery truck] Laura: Sorry, sir! Can't let you cook my buddies! Mr. Nezzer: GUARDS! Get them! [Two carrot guards jump into their own flying vehicles] Laura: Hang on, guys! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[after Laura unplugs the robotic arms] Laura: I said, NOBODY bakes my buddies! Mr. Nezzer: [as a pin holding the door shut starts to bend under their weight] Listen here, young lady, if you don't plug that back in, you're gonna be in BIIIIIIG trouble! [The pin breaks and the three veggies fall out. Laura gasps as the flames rage.] Mr. Nezzer: [laughs evilly] Nobody's ever gonna stand up to me again! [lights turns off] Hmm? [Mr. Nezzer turns to see a heavenly glow coming out of the furnace. He and Laura watch in surprise. Mr. Lunt peeks through a window.] Mr. Lunt: Hey boss, how many guys did we throw in the furnace? Mr. Nezzer: Uh, three? Mr. Lunt: Well, it looks like four guys in there now and one of them's REAL SHINY! One more thing, boss. They ain't burnin' up. Mr. Nezzer: Rack! Shack! Benny, come out of there! [The door opens as Rack, Shack and Benny step out, completely unharmed, thanks to God. As the heavenly light dies down, the lights in the factory turn back on.] Mr. Nezzer: God has saved you from the fiery furnace. Oh I was wrong to try and make you do things you weren't supposed to do. What was I thinking? I must have forgot everything my mommy taught me. Can you ever forgive me? Rack, Shack and Benny: We forgive you. Mr. Nezzer: Oh, thanks. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Shack: Well, you could sing one of our songs. Mr. Nezzer: How's it go? Shack: You know. I was hoping you'd ask. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[A sheep falls over by Jimmy] Jimmy Gourd: Oh, Dave! One of my sheep fell over! Will you come pick it up for me? Dave (Junior Asparagus): [struggling to pick up another sheep] I'm kinda busy right now. Jimmy: [miffed] Do you remember the time we dipped you in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry water buffalo? Dave: I'll be right there! [Another sheep falls over by Tom] Tom Grape: Hey, Dave! One of my sheep fell, too! Dave: Just a minute! [Jerry knocks over a row of sheep] Jerry Gourd: [smugly] Oh, look! All of my sheep fell over. Dave! Jimmy: Oh, Dave! After you pick up our sheep, could you run and get me a bite to eat? I'm famished! Jerry: Oh, yeah! Me, too! Get me something, too! Jimmy: You know, sometimes I think I could eat a whole camel! Jerry: Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes I think I could eat a whole spaceship! Jimmy: [confused] Uh, what's a spaceship? Jerry: I have no idea. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[The Philistines, portrayed by the French Peas, are taunting the Israelites from across the battlefield] Jean-Claude: Hello, Israelites! You are pigs, and soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Christophe: Ah, yes, after we defeat you, you will be our slaves and you will have to fetch us our slippers. Jean-Claude: Yes, and iron our trousers! Christophe: Ho-ho, and wipe our little noses. Jean-Claude: Ha-ha, and scratch that spot on our backs that we cannot reach no matter how hard we try. Ha! [no response from the Israelites] Don't you have anything to say? Jimmy: Um... Do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken. Jerry: Yeah, me, too! Jean-Claude: [to Christophe] This is going to be easier than we thought. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Goliath: Who will fight me?! Dave: I will fight you, Goliath! Jimmy: [to Tom and Jerry] You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that sounded like Dave! Tom: [laughs] Well, yeah! [spots Dave running out onto the battlefield] You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that looks like Dave! Dave's Brothers: [shocked] Huh?! [Dave smiles at his brothers] DAVE?! [Jimmy faints] Bob the Tomato: [narrating] Goliath was equally surprised. Goliath: Who said that? Dave: [clears throat] I did! Goliath: Huh? [sees Dave] Oh ho ho! Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks? [Philistines laugh] Dave: I don't exactly know what you mean, but you are not a dog! You're just a really big guy who wants to beat me up! And I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you! Goliath: We will see who defeats who! Now we fight! Jean-Claude: It's showtime! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[The Veggie kids watch intently as a TV commercial plays] Wally P. Nezzer: [dressed as Santa Claus] Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Hey kids, do you have the "don't know what I want for Christmas" blues? If I know my toys, and you know I do, than I know just what you're looking for. You want a toy that's fun. You want a toy that's cute. Most importantly, you want a toy with a fully-functioning buzzsaw in his right hand. That's right, you want Buzz-Saw Louie! [camera shows the toy and demonstrates the buzzsaw] Mr. Nezzer: Cool, huh? But wait, there's more! Buzz-Saw Louie also knows the true meaning of Christmas. All you have to do is push his nose and... [presses the Louie's nose] Buzzsaw Louie: Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys! Mr. Nezzer: Getting your own doll is easy. Just have your parents place an order, and one of our trained penguins will deliver it right to your door. Announcer: Delivery not available to Pugslyville due to the collapse of the Pugslyville Bridge. Mr. Nezzer: So take it from me, Mr. Nezzer... I mean, Santa Claus and his little elf helper. Mr Lunt: [wearing pointed ears and hat] Look at me, I'm an elf! Mr. Nezzer: You just won't be happy until you have Buzz-Saw Louie, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Christmas. Buzzsaw Louie: Billy has more toys than you. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[The commercial ends, and the Veggie kids run home to beg their parents for more toys] Junior: [crying] Mom! Mom! We need more toys! Percy: Billy has more toys than me! Dad Pea: Who's Billy? Percy: I dunno, but he has more toys than me! Laura: [whines loudly] I want a Buzz-Saw Louie! Lenny: I want ten Buzz-Saw Louies! Laura and Lenny: Cuz that's the true meaning of Christmas! [crying] – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Bob is lying upside down in a snow pile after crashing in Junior's sled] Larry: Bob, Bob! Are you okay!? Bob: Mouse Trap! Larry: Huh? Bob: I wanted to play Mouse Trap! You roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Mr. Nezzer is about to send Bob, Larry, Junior, and Louie over the broken Puggslyville bridge] Mr. Nezzer: One more thing. If those parents really care about the true meaning of Christmas, where are they now? Dad Asparagus: We're right here! Mr. Nezzer: Huh? [turns to see the Veggie parents and their kids glaring back] Dad Asparagus: We care much about the true meaning of Christmas, Mr. Nezzer! Dad Carrot: That's what we came here... to give you what you deserve! Mr. Nezzer: Wha-wha-oh! You didn't really think I was going to... heh... oh, that was just... just a joke! I wouldn't... What are you going to do? [Laura confronts to Mr. Nezzer, now with a happy face, handing him a present.] Laura: Mr. Nezzer... Merry Christmas! Mr. Nezzer: Huh? Is that for me? Oh, it's a little bear! Oh, I always wanted a Christmas present, but we were too poor! You don't know how happy this makes me! Look! Isn't it cute! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Larry: Hi kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales home-improvement video. I hope you're ready to monkey wrench. I know I am. [hops over to the sink] What we're going to do today is change this old leaky fixture on the sink. We're going to replace it with a new one, which will be quite attractive and last for years to come. Oh, and by the way, it's very important with any plumbing job to shut off the water supply. So I had my assistant Jimmy turn off the water to the kitchen. [twists the wrench] Jimmy: Oh... you meant the kitchen sink. [faucet explodes and sends Larry flying in a blast of water] I thought we were working on bathrooms and decks. Larry: BOB!!!!!! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Larry: Hi kids. I'm Larry the Cucumber. Welcome to the very first VeggieTales success video. Are you ready to make millions of dollars in real-estate with no money down? I know I am. Bob: LARRY! Larry: Yeah, Bob? Bob: Don't you see? This is a sing-along video! Larry: Ohhhhh, a sing-along video. I like sing-along videos. That's when you put the words at the bottom of the screen so people can sing along at home, right? Bob: Yup. Larry: Oh, the kids are gonna love that. What song should we do first? Bob: [rolls his eyes since the show's almost over] Never mind. [leaves] Larry: What? [follows Bob] Hey Bob! Guess what? I bought a whole chocolate factory with no money down. Bob: You did what? – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Dad: [after Junior sings "It's Laura's Fault"] Oh... My. Well if that's what you say happened, well, I trust you, Junior. But I'm very surprised at Laura. I'm gonna have to call her father right away. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Passes by Junior and Fib as Percy, Laura and Lenny arrives to confront him.] Laura: There he is! Junior: Hi, guys. Fib: [runs into a nearby alleyway] Uh, if you need me I'll be over here. Junior: Huh? [he looks to Laura, Lenny and Percy] [they argue about Junior's lies in unison] Percy: Lenny says he didn't break the plate. Laura says she didn't break the plate. Laura: Lies! Percy: It's a great, big, ugly lie! Lenny: Junior! Junior: No, no, that's not what I said at all. You didn't break the plate, and you didn't break the plate! No. It was these space aliens. They came down, and they grabbed these cows. And they switched brains with the cows. And the cows... with the brains of the space aliens... broke... the plate! [Looks at his friends] Percy: Funny. I've just seen that same thing happen in a movie. "Invasion of the Cow Snatchers!" Junior: You did? Percy: It's another lie! [a sound of thunderous footsteps emerge while Percy talks] Nothing but a big... fat... ugly! Junior: Huh? [looks up in fear] F-F-F-F-F-Fib?! Fib: Hi, Junior! [he grabs him] Junior: [being grabbed] What are you doing? Fib: Don't worry, Junior. A little fib couldn't hurt anybody. Right?! [Fib cackles] – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Larry and Alfred are playing Candy Land, stomach growling] Larry: I'm still stuck in the Molasses Swamp. I've been here for 38 turns. Your turn, Alfred. Alfred (Archibald): Right, let's see. [draws a card] Oh, look! I get to go all the way to Princess Lolly! What luck! HA! Your turn. Larry: [draws a card] Still stuck. I sure hope the rest of Bumblyburg is having more fun than I am. [Larry looks out the window to see the Larry-Signal flashing urgently. He and Alfred immediately stand up] Larry: Alfred, I've got work to do. Consider our game... postponed. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Fib crushes a car with his foot, then about to step on a bus when...] Junior: Fib! Why are you doing this to me?! I thought you were my friend! Fib: That's the thing about fibs, Junior, we grow. Now that I'm big, it's my turn to call the shots and you belong to me! LarryBoy: [offscreen] Not so fast, monster! Fib: [turns to see LarryBoy on the LarryMobile, confronting him] Huh? Percy: [as he, Laura and Lenny are hiding] If anyone can stop that fib, Larry-Boy can. [Cut to LarryBoy standing on the LarryMobile.] LarryBoy: Drop the asparagus! Fib: Why won't you come and make me, little purple man? LarryBoy: If that's the way it's gonna be! [jumps back in and shuts the hatch] – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Fib: [to Junior; as he is about to climb the water tower] Let's see if your little purple friend can help you up here. [cackles] – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[LarryBoy revs faster down to the water tower] Alfred: Now once you get up to speed, all you have to do is press the green button... [becomes confused] No, no, the blue button. LarryBoy: Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it?! Alfred: The blue button! Press the blue button! [LarryBoy presses the blue button and wipers pop out] LarryBoy: Wipers! Alfred: [stressed out] The green button! It's the green one! [LarryBoy hits it and the horn sound off] [Cut to Percy and Laura watching the LarryMobile] Laura: He's honking. Percy: It's part of the plan. [Cut back to LarryBoy in shock as the LarryMobile is about to hit the water tower] LarryBoy: I AM GOING TO DIE! Alfred: Stop yelling at me! No yelling! Yell, yell... [gets an idea] YELLOW! [LarryBoy closes his eyes and presses the yellow button, the LarryMobile transforms into the LarryPlane with the wheels popping off and wings popping out. The plane lifts up and steers left before it hits the water tower.] – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[The Fib has captured Junior Asparagus and is preparing to eat LarryBoy] The Fib: Hmmmm... sort of looks like candy. LarryBoy: No really! It's spandex! It's quite bitter! ALFRED! Alfred: I'm getting a reading! LarryBoy: Alfred! Alfred: It looks like...! It looks like...! [accidentally unplugs the LarryComputer in panic] AAAAAAAHH!!! AAAAAAAHH!!! LarryBoy: ALFRED! What's happening?! Alfred: AAAAAAAHH!!! [plugs in the computer and watches it warm up] Boot, you transistorized tormentor! BOOOOOT!!!!!!!! LarryBoy: Goodbye, Bumblyburg! [gets eaten] Alfred: [sees the results] It's Junior! It's Junior! Junior can stop the Lie! [As The Fib is about to chew on LarryBoy, Junior realizes and finally says...] Junior: I did it! [the crowd gasps with Fib saying "Hmm?"] I broke the plate! [The Fib spits out LarryBoy and becomes dizzy] I said Laura broke the plate and that was a lie! [The Fib shrinks] I said Lenny broke the plate and that was a lie too! [The Fib shrinks again, forcing him to use both hands to hold Junior begging him not to do it] It was me. I'm the one who did it. It was all my fault. [The Fib gives a disgruntled look, knowing his fate is sealed, and he finally kicks the bucket by vanishing from existence and Junior is free. He lands next to LarryBoy as the crowd smiles in relief.] Junior: So, how do I get down from here? LarryBoy: There's a problem I know I can handle! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
LarryBoy: I! Am! That! Hero! – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[The defenders of Jericho, played by the French Peas, are taunting the Israelites from atop the city's great wall] Josh (Larry the Cucumber): Who are you? Jean-Claude: Who are we? I think we should ask. Who are you? Josh: Oh, um... I am Joshua. And these are the children of Israel. Philippe: Ooh! Hello, children! Jimmy Gourd: Hi! Philippe: It was nice to meet you. Now go away! Jean-Claude: Yes! [blows raspberry] Josh: [clears throat] No, you don't understand. God has given us this land for our new home. So, well... you're gonna have to leave. Philippe: [laughs] Did you hear that, Jean-Claude? The little pickle says we have to leave! Josh: I'm a cucumber. Jean-Claude: [laughs] That is hilarious! [clears throat] Let me point something out to you, pickle. We have a wall! Philippe: Uh-huh. Jean-Claude: You do not! Philippe: No! Jean-Claude: If anyone is to be doing the leaving, it will be you! Philippe: Oh, that is right! Josh: Now, listen to me! Our God said that this land was ours, and that all we had to do was follow His directions. So... I'm afraid... if you don't come out, we're gonna have to come in there after you! [Jean-Claude and Philippe laugh.] Jean-Claude: I'd like to see you try! You could never get over our giant wall, [under breath] tiny pickle! Philippe: Yes, tiny pickle! You are not a mighty dill, you are just a baby gherkin! Josh: [feeling insulted] I'm a cucumber! [Jean-Claude and Philippe laugh] Philippe: [bumps his slushie off the edge] Ooh! My slushie! [The slushie hits Jimmy on the head. Josh is appalled] Jimmy: [frustrated] Maybe we should fall back and regroup. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Discouraged by the giant walls of Jericho, the Israelites discuss plans over a campfire] Tom Grape: That's a big wall! Pa Grape: This time, I really mean it! We should go back to Egypt. [everybody looks at him in disbelief] Don't you remember? Snorkeling in the Nile? Three square meals a day? Plenty of exercise? Oh, it was paradise! Tom: We were in slavery. Pa: Nothing is perfect. Jimmy: Listen, kids! That land is rightfully ours! And the only way we're gonna get it is by taking down that wall! Right, Jerry? Jerry Gourd: Uh, yeah. Th-That's right, Jimmy. Jimmy: So Jerry and I are gonna put our heads together and come up with a plan... to take down the wall! Jerry: Yeah! Pa: They are so aggressive. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
[Josh finishes explaining God's directions to the Israelites] Jimmy: So... we're supposed to hop around the city for seven days, blow our little horns, yell, and the walls are just gonna fall down. Josh: Yep. Those are God's directions. Jimmy: Well... I'm sure that would work great... if the walls were made out of Jell-O! Jerry: Ooh! Then we could eat 'em! Pa: Last call for Egypt! Who's coming with me? Percy Pea: I will! Scooter Carrot: Count me in! Jimmy: Just a minute! I think you'll find our plan a bit more sophisticated. Blowin' horns in the desert isn't gonna do it. What we need is serious firepower. Jerry, the curtain! [Jerry uncovers a tarp to reveal a giant rocket; Scooter, Pa, and Tom gasp in amazement] Behold our creation: the Wallminator 3000! [the Israelites applaud] Tom: How are we clapping? Pa: I have no idea. – VeggieTales Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Taranee: I have stage fright. Irma: Stage fright, height fright, imported cheese fright. – W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005) Show Quote	added 7 months ago
Cornelia: You're crazy to race Sandra. She's like, total Swiss, ok, they're born on skis. Taranee: And you send yourself, you're a lousy skier. Will: Yeah, but I'm a terrific Guardian. And the winner gets to sit next to Matt. Taranee: We're supposed to use our powers to fight evil not snooty foreigners. Will: Trust me, she's evil. – W.I.T.C.H., Season 1 (2004-2005) Show Quote	added 7 months ago

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