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Zack:
Do you think wood grows on trees?

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Cody:
Take an easy class? Like wood shop?

Zack:
What makes you think wood shop is easy?

Cody:
Duh, you're taking it.

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Carey:
With what I made last month and with what you spent. What we have left for bikes is -$12.

Zack:
Can I get my -$6 in cash.

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Cody:
It's about doing your homework, eating your broccoli when Mom isn't looking!

Zack:
You offered it to me!

Cody:
Yeah, because that's what brothers do for each other! But it's never reciprocal!

Zack:
Huh?

Cody:
Reciprocal means it would be nice if you did something for me for a change!

Zack:
I did! You offered me money and I took it!

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Carey:
Having a younger sibling can be tough. I remember torturing my younger sister.

Moseby:
I didn't know you had a sister.

Carey:
Yeah. She doesn't talk to me any more.

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Arwin:
(about the 24-hour bellhop) This will increase efficiency by 13.4%.

Moseby:
How did you arrive at that figure?

Arwin:
I made it up.

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Arwin:
I for one am voting for Cody.

Max:
You don't go to school here.

Arwin:
Oh. Well if I went to school here, I'd vote for Cody.

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Zack:
Cody actually has some very good ideas. I've got nothing.

Bob:
What about ice cream and skate parks? (crowd agrees)

Zack:
Like that'll happen. What do you guys still believe in, the Tooth Fairy?

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Zack:
You back-stabbing lowlife jerk!

Carey:
You better be talking to him.

Zack:
I am.

Carey:
Well, don't talk to him like that.

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Zack:
Hey, Maddie, I'm running for class president!

Maddie:
Great! What's your platform?

Zack:
"Vote for Zack."

Maddie:
No, that's your slogan. Your platform covers the issues you care about. What do you care about most?

Zack:
I care about people who vote for Zack!

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Cody:
Promise me that nobody will get hurt.

Maddie:
I can't make that promise!

Cody:
Oddly, I'm OK with that.

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London:
What are you doing?

Maddie:
Homework.

London:
There was school today!? But I thought it was a long weekend.

Maddie:
...It's Wednesday.

London:
Oh so it's almost the weekend again! Well, no point in going now!

Mr. Moseby:
London, I have a message from your father. He is outraged by your poor attendance record at school.

London:
How'd he find out?

Mr. Moseby:
He went to your school open house and they've never heard of you.

London:
[gasps] Daddy went to open house? He does care!

Mr. Moseby:
He cares so much he's having you transferred to Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

Maddie:
That's funny. My school has the same name! What are the odds!? [laughs]

[Moseby nods and Maddie starts sobbing]

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London:
(to Maddie) Thanks to you, Mary-Margaret and I can't go to the fashion show. I hate you.

Mary-Margaret:
You were gonna take me?

London:
Yeah.

Mary-Margaret:
(to Maddie) I hate you too.

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Maddie:
This is the cafeteria. What do you want for breakfast, London? London?

London:
I look horrible.

Maddie:
We're all wearing the same thing.

London:
You look horrible too.

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Corrie:
I can't believe London Tipton is in our English class.

London:
(to Mary-Margaret) She scares me.

Corrie:
I scare London Tipton!

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Cody:
(after lamp hits wall) Oh no!

Zack:
Wonder what Mr. Moseby will say?

Mr. Moseby:
(appearing in doorway) I don't know. Let's ask him.

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Carey:
You're gonna write those girls an apology and an essay on why peeping is wrong. Five hundred words each.

Zack:
Five hundred words? Couldn't you just ground us?

Carey:
One thousand.

Zack:
One thousand!

Carey:
Two thousand. You wanna go for three?

Cody:
Quit while we're behind. You don't even know three thousand words.

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London:
Well, you were wrong, with a capital R.

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Cody:
At least I know I'll get a better community service grade than Zack.

Zack:
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Mr. Moseby let me take all the buffet leftovers to the Mission. The mayor was there and he's giving me an award for helping out the homeless.

Cody:
You?! An award? You can't even spell award.

Zack:
Don't have to. It'll be on the plaque. Who's getting an A in community service now, huh?

Cody:
I hate that kid.

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Cody:
Mom, please tell me everything went okay with your demo CD.

Carey:
Oh, yeah. The guy at the record company said I'd have a future as a cabaret singer. He suggested I check out The Tipton. Apparently, I just spent $500 to find out I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be!

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Cody:
[to Zack] Okay, what are you gonna do for your school community service?

Zack:
I thought I'd see a movie, then go tell poor people about it.

Cody:
Zack, this is a chance for us to really help people. I'm thinking about working with kids.

Zack:
I hate kids.

Cody:
You better take this seriously or you're gonna fail while I get an A.

Zack:
You're one of the kids I hate.

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Zack:
(about Troy Robbins) This guy just talks and talks and...

Cody:
It's a lecture.

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London:
Daddy always says, competition's a good thing. It's a chance to crush people.

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Carey:
[to the twins] Hey, guys. What'cha been doing?

Cody:
Inspiring people to reach their full potential and achieve their dreams.

Carey:
It's never just "playing ball" with you.

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