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(in Cinélume dub)

Faragonda:
Let me introduce a leading expert from the famous Malequoi Academy. He'll be joining our faculty at my special request. Professor Avalon.

Flora:
He makes me feel a teeny bit nervous.

Stella:
Is this guy hot or what? Can't keep my eyes off him.

Tecna:
Well, I wonder what his specialty is.

Faragonda:
Professor, would you please destroy that stone.

Avalon:
Lapis Studay Etpheremay Tatframga Etconimunum. [He uses a spell on the stone and it fractures into a pile or rubble. The students gasp]

Bloom:
How did he do that?

Avalon:
What you've just witnessed is a technical incantation. Until now, you've been casting spells spontaneously, following your instincts. Those are the skills you perfected last year. This is a whole new level of difficulty.

Flora:
Technical magic? What's different about it?

Faragonda:
These spells require cognitive analysis and accurate pronunciation. That's the subject of Professor Avalon's class.

Tecna:
Ah, a question, please, Headmistress. How did you determine which technical spell would destroy the unidentified stone?

Faragonda:
Easy. I created the stone. I wanted to make absolutely sure that you would not underestimate the importance of your new classes.

Chatta:
That does it! First, they obsess about a stupid stone, and now it's the new professor. I can't believe our fairies have already forgotten about us. What do you say, we ask them to come flying with us over the lake?

Lockette:
Alright!

Faragonda:
Everybody, class dismissed! But if you have questions, I'm sure Professor Avalon will be happy to answer them.

Bloom:
I have one, Professor.

Flora:
Oh, yes, me too.

Stella:
Professor Avalon.

[The students cluster around Avalon]

Avalon:
Ask whatever you wish, I am here for you.

Tecna:
Professor, may I ask a technical question?

Avalon:
Go ahead.

Tecna:
What would be the ration of random...

[Chatta and Lockette are forced out by the clustering the students]

Lockette:
[cried] I'm so sad, Bloom didn't even notice me!

[Kiko walks to Lockette and goes to tried to comfort her, but stick his tongue out at her instead. He runs away from Lockette and she starts crying loudly. Chatta is getting mad]

Amaryl:
What does cognitive analysis mean precisely?

Avalon:
Let me answer your question by...

Bloom:
[internally] Cognitive analysis, I wonder if this new professor could help me find out more about my birth parents.

Musa:
What was that language you used? It has a fascinating sound.

Flora:
Is your subject very difficult?

Bloom:
Professor Avalon, would you have time to help me with some personal research?

Avalon:
I'll be in my office this afternoon. Come see me.

Bloom:
I'll be there.

Flora:
But Bloom, we were supposed to hang out today.

Bloom:
Sorry, I can't.

Chatta:
Ahem, Flora.

Flora:
What?

[Chatta sticks her tongue out]

Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2)  Show Quote

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Stella:
I can't believe Bloom's still out there blasting that thing.

Musa:
You know how she gets when she's determined.

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added 7 months ago

Commercial Hoedown

Greg Proops:
I'm in advertising. You know my name is Rick,

And I am really groovy, 'cause I am not a brick.

I sit here and sell you stuff, stuff that you don't need.

Because I have one motivation, and that's massive greed.

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Wayne Brady:
Why don't you buy that stuff, you baby boomer?

I know you've got lots of cash; you are a big consumer.

Man, oh, man; everything from cars to fast food I sell!

My biggest slogan:
"Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

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Stella:
You can smell her perfume a mile away! She wears way too much fragrance, big faux pas.

Mitzi:
Faux pas you, loser!

Stella:
You know, you should thank me for telling you.

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added 7 months ago

Elle:
Aren't these the girls who go to reform school?

Bloom:
What did you say?!

Elle:
Don't take offense. The truth is I would probably be in boarding school too if my father weren't rich, famous, and connected.

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(in 4Kids Dub)

Mitzi:
[sarcastically] Bloom. I'm so glad that you came! [She twirls to show off her dress] Hm. You like??

Bloom:
What're suppose to be exactly?

Mitzi:
Duh! I'm the goth supermodel from the future! Ha, I don't know what you're suppose to be but those are THE most boring costumes I've ever seen!

Bloom:
[She and Layla look down on their black long robes] Huh.

Mitzi:
Actually, I have an idea. I'd like you to stand next to me all night, 'cause those lame-o outfits will make mine look extra hot!

Stella:
[sarcastically] We'd be honored to stand next to you!

Mitzi:
Well, of course you would! [gasps]

[The Winx reveal their fairy "costumes". Mitzi gasps loudly, shocked at how beautiful their costumes are]

The Winx:
Mm-hm.

[The Male Party goer who spoke to Layla are amazed by their costumes. Al irritable elbows him hard]

Frankenstein Female Party goer:
I love your outfits! Where did you get them?

Flora:
Um... Online?

[A female party goer consults Stella]

Female Party goer 1:
I'm the president of our school fashion club and I'd love for you to join!

Skeleton Female Party goer:
You've inspired me! I'm totally gonna be a fairy next Halloween!

[Mitzi stands aside, arms folded and irritated. A female friend of hers with a blue mask approaches her]

Blue mask Friend:
Personally, I think they look tacky in those outfits.

Mitzi:
[angrily] Shut up! Their costumes are gorgeous but I'll still make sure their miserable before the night's over! [Mitzi nasally cackles]

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added 7 months ago

(in Cinélume Dub)

Mitzi:
Bloom, I'm so glad you came...[She twirls to show off her dress] Isn't this dress marvelous?

Bloom:
Ho, yeah, it's really something else!

Mitzi:
"Something else"? What kind of compliment is that? [She grabs one of the strands of her dress] Aren't these sparkles dazzling? I had them custom made, they cost me a fortune! [She begins her criticism on the girls costumes] Now, speaking of costumes. I find yours very disappointing, I told you to wear something elegant! This is a party, NOT a funeral!

Stella:
Sweetie, put on your sunglasses!

Mitzi:
And why should I? [gasps]

[The Winx remove their robes and reveal their fairy forms. Mitzi is stunned speechless and the guests are impressed by their "costumes"]

Doctor Costumer:
[Impressed] Oh! Wow!

Nurse Costumer:
[grumpily] Hmm. [She elbows the doctor]

Doctor Costumer:
Ow!

Witch Hunter Robin Costumer:
How did you make your wings? They look so real!

Flora:
That's a secret.

[A girl with a magenta hat walks over to Stella]

Female Hat Costumer:
I would so love to wear something like just once in my life!

Female Skeleton Costumer:
It beats series 2902, thermic-optic-camouflage!

[Mitzi is standing aside, jealous of the Winx getting all the attention]

Blue Mask Costumer:
Would you like me to go and dim the lights a little bit?

Mitzi:
No, you'd just mess it up. Anyway, I've got a plan to scare 'em all right out of their half-wits. [cackles]

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Bloom:
"Word of Winx!"

Musa:
"Pump up the volume!"

Tecna:
"Logical right!"

Layla:
"Energy!"

Flora:
"I vote for Winx!"

Stella:
"Beautiful things must stay together!"

Girls of Winx:
"Winx"! "Winx Club"!

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added 7 months ago

Musa:
My magic comes from the music around me. So I just figured the more singing, the more power.

Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Triplet 1:
I'm tellin' you, those girls are witches or sorcerers.

Triplet 3:
Dude, the correct gender-specific term is sorceress.

Triplet 1:
That's what I just said; weren't you listenin'?! Now go get me another soda.

Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Aisha:
Why don't you sneak a little magic and play DJ, Musa.

Musa:
As long as we're not using magic on people.

Winx Club, Winx Club (season 2)  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Vanessa:
What's Kiko playing with? There's nothing there.

Bloom:
Well, it's kinda hard to explain.

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Karen:
Marriage is a series of moments. Waking up in the morning. Smiling at each other over the kitchen table. Hiding jewelry together and blaming the maid. Then firing her and watching her cry as she packs her one tattered suitcase into the back of a cab. You know - couple stuff.

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added 7 months ago

Grace:
You've never felt too gross for sex?

Noah:
Never. Not once. Not even the day I got hit by a cab.

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added 7 months ago

Karen:
What are you in for?

Blanca:
I tried to climb your precious wall.

Karen:
Well, maybe you should do what other immigrants do to try to get in legally, like, I don't know, be white, or look white, or marry the president.

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Karen:
Rosario gave me that perfume. She said it would bring true love into my life. Her exact words were, "This will cover up the stink of the alcohol, and then maybe you can trick a man into tolerating you."

Will & Grace, Season 10  Show Quote

added 7 months ago

Jack:
[to Karen] Ye of big boobs and little faith.

Will & Grace, Season 10  Show Quote

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Marilyn Thornhill:
Never lose that, Wednesday.

Wednesday Addams:
Lose what?

Marilyn Thornhill:
The ability to not let others define you. It’s a gift.

Wednesday Addams:
Doesn’t always feel that way.

Marilyn Thornhill:
The most interesting plants grow in the shade.

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Jack:
I have very fondled memories of this place!

Will:
You mean "fond".

Jack:
That, too.

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added 7 months ago

Vince:
Ah, geez, I got papaya on my cuff! Dad was right, I can't have nice things!

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added 7 months ago

Marilyn:
[to Will] Ooh, that face. I'm kvelling. I learned that from Billy Crystal. He taught us so many things. Tuchus... plotzing... Well, so long, my little faygeleh.

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added 7 months ago

Jack:
I dunno, Karen, Rosario's color is a little off... although, what color is she supposed to be?

Karen:
I ordered her in Hunter Green, but she's faded.

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added 7 months ago

Grace:
Karen, what could you possibly see in Mr. Wolff? He's creepy and weird!

Karen:
Honey, how could you say that? And after all the lovely things he said about you while he was watching you in his home office!

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added 7 months ago

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